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Wings: Part 2

Prompt: Since I loved Wings so much (I still love it what am I talking about?) could I request a Part 2 in which Reader’s sleeping habits gets worst and Jaime and Bart are trying their best to at least get Reader’s sleeping schedule a bit more normal? 

Part One

Requested by: @temperdragoness

    “This is getting ridiculous.”

    “Are you telling me it wasn’t ridiculous when we caught her napping under the sink?”

    “No, I’m saying it’s ridiculous that we are carrying her through the base, and SHE’S STILL ASLEEP!”

    Bart stares down at you, a small smile on his face, “She’s a weirdo, but she’s our weirdo.”

    Jaime just rolls his eyes, “Need I remind you that you can run faster than anyone alive, and I have alien technology embedded in my back?”

    Bart stares at his friend, “She was asleep on a treadmill, and it was STILL RUNNING! That’s strange, even by our standards.”

    Jaime just sighs, “Let’s get her through the zeta tube.”

    They walk through to the station to find your dad and brother on the other side. They stare at the two boys for just a minute before your father sticks out his fist and a green light comes out of his ring. He mutters something about things getting out of hand before he takes you to your room and lies you down on your bed.

    You wake up minutes later. It takes you only a few seconds to realize that you’re back in your room. You lie in the bed for a minute before getting up. You’d been spending less and less time in your room lately. You found your bed too soft, and the walls stifling.

You slip out into the hall to find your dad waiting for you. He’s in what your mom calls his general pose, “And where, young lady, do you think you’re going?”

You smile, “The rafters?”

“To do what?”

You wince, “To sleep.”

“You realize you have a bed, right?”

“It’s too soft, I can’t sleep on it.”

Your father sighs after a moment, “Should have figured this would happen. Lord knows I couldn’t sleep on a bed when I came back from my first tour. I think you need some time off.”

You blink owlishly at him, “Excuse me.”

He smiles, “Your body is on alert. You’re used to putting yourself at risk, and now your body wants to be prepared at all times. It feels vulnerable in a bed. The best medicine I can think of is time off. No missions, and only light training. That’s an order.”

You don’t talk to your dad for a week after that. And if he enters a room, you leave it. You spend most of your time at the mountain. You can at least fly there.

Bart and Jaime confront you after three days, when they find you sleeping in the shower. You’re hesitant to tell them what’s going on, especially after what happened with your dad. Of course, by now you should know to expect the unexpected with them.

“Seriously, that’s it?” Bart asks.

You nod, and he pulls you to your feet. He drags you down the hallways to his room, with Jaime following behind. Somehow you end up sandwiched in-between them, and to your surprise, you’re out within minutes.


Fly Me To The Moon.  

Performed by Jamie & Wes.

Songs from the Missing Cake Sessions were originally performed at our close friend’s wedding, and the sessions serve to remember our fallen comrade, an entire layer of wedding cake that disappeared the night before.  Thievery?!

eatplaylovesing  asked:

I want to watch the simpsons, i've seen gifs and stuff and some episodes but not paid much attention. but since there are more than 20 seasons could you tell me which episodes i absolutely have to see? if it helps i'm interested in satire, feminism, lgbt rights and i'm from outside the us. so it would be great if you told me the must-watch eps.

Woof. Okay. This is a big question. I’m gonna hit you with just a handful from each season. Feel no need to watch in any particular order.

1st season:

  • Bart the Genius
  • Moaning Lisa
  • Life on the Fast Lane
  • Krusty Gets Busted

2nd Season:

  • Simpson and Delilah
  • Treehouse of Horror
  • Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
  • Itchy and Scratchy and Marge
  • Lisa’s Substitute

3rd Season:

  • Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
  • Homer Defined
  • Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
  • Separate Vocations

4th Season:

  • Homer the Heretic
  • Lisa the Beauty Queen
  • Lisa’s First Word
  • Marge Vs. the Monorail
  • Last Exit to Springfield
  • The Front
  • Whacking Day

5th Season:

  • Homer Goes to College
  • Rosebud
  • Bart’s Inner Child
  • Bart Gets Famous
  • Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  • Deep Space Homer
  • Bart Gets an Elephant

6th Season:

  • Itchy and Scratchy Land
  • Sideshow Bob Roberts
  • Lisa on Ice
  • Homer Badman
  • Fear of Flying
  • Bart vs. Australia
  • Lisa’s Wedding
  • The Springfield Connection

7th Season:

  • Bart Sells His Soul
  • Lisa the Vegetarian
  • King-Size Homer
  • Team Homer
  • Two Bad Neighbors
  • Lisa the Iconoclast
  • Summer of 4 ft. 2

8th Season:

  • You Only Move Twice
  • El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer
  • The Springfield Files
  • Homer’s Phobia
  • Homer Vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
  • The Old Man and the Lisa
  • Homer’s Enemy
  • The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

9th Season:

  • Lisa the Skeptic
  • The Joy of Sect
  • Lisa the Simpson
  • The Trouble with Trillions
  • Lost Our Lisa

That’s all I got in me for now. That should get you started.

ATTENTION READERS: if you disagree, remember I am but one man, and I’m catering this list to this submitter’s requests. You list is probably very different, but this list is mine.

Beast Boy: Is there a reason you let Bart fly the Batplane?

Robin: He asked.

Wonder Girl: Actually, Tim, you lost a bet.

Robin: That wasn’t a bet. I never agreed to any bet.

Beast Boy: What bet?

Kid Flash: Tim bet me he’d have all of you old guys following his orders by the end of the week. I said, “not Starfire!”

Robin: Starfire burned a hole through the Teen Wonder’s cape when he tried to tell her she’s on monitor duty tonight.

Beast Boy: When you say “old guys” you mean Kory and Vic, right? Right? Oh god, I’m an “old guy.”

–Tim Drake with Garfield Logan, Cassandra Sandsmark and Bart Allen (Teen Titans #50 – Friday Night Lights)

cutiekeiji  asked:

that ship meme with the pumpkins: bluepulse!

  • Choses the pumpkin: If it’s Bart’s first Halloween, Jaime lets him pick it out, but afterwards Jaime does it because he’s one of those weirdos that wants a perfect pumpkin and is only happy with the ones he picks. Alternatively, neither of them gets to pick because Milagro insisted she do it.
  • Carves the pumpkin: Bart could probably do it faster, but he’d also cut himself like a loser so Jaime needs to step in because, as I said, Bart’s probably never done it before
  • Gets scared and clings the other in a haunted house: I feel like they both do, Bart just has less shame about it lol
  • Matching costume idea: This is def something Bart would do, I just have no idea what costume they’d choose. i feel like he’d propose going as batman and robin just to irritate the actual batfam but Jaime would shoot him down bc no cariño we do not anger the bats
  • Makes a cozy bed-fort to cuddle in: Bart always Bart he uses any and all excuses to touch Jaime all the time and this fact is 100% canon fight me
  • Steal’s the other’s candy: okay (hear me out) obvs Bart sneaks Jaime’s candy all the time, but Jaime would 100% steal Bart’s candy - not to eat it - just so that Bart can’t have anymore because heaven knows he doesn’t need it. as the scarab points out this tactic is ineffective bc bart is an expert thief
  • Accidentally gets lost in a corn maze: Well Jaime can fly and Bart could be out in .2 seconds so I feel like neither. But in a no-powers AU probably Bart because he’s a NERD
  • Tells spooky stories to scare the other: Bart. It doesn’t work, and usually ends with Jaime rolling his eyes at his dork boyfriend
  • Collects cool-looking leaves: Bart carries on the speedster tradition of picking up things he finds laying around obvs