flusterstorm

All the additional counterspell summaries you came up with

My post splintered into about a dozen different versions, so I’ll collect all the wonderful things that were added to it in one convenient place. If I forgot or misattributed any, or if you come up with some more, let me know!

Perplex: “What do you like more, your spell or your brain?” (tokenmancy)

Remand: “BZZT! Try again!” (tokenmancy)

                “…Not now.” (stormstouthideout)

Mystic Snake: “Sssssstop that!” (sarkhan-volkswagen)

Counterflux: “All your opinions are invalid! All of them!” (northernweird)

Draining Whelk: “OM NOM NOM NO!” (fresh-prince-of-beleren)

Flusterstorm: “Are you quite finished? Good. No.” (ty-based-keranos)

Voidslime: “Three flavors of fuck you.” (nerdcute)

Dream Fracture: “Haha tempo bitches” (thepeppermintpig)

Absorb: “I can taste the mana!” (missedtrigger)

Arcane Denial: “I hope you remember your draw triggers after your ten minute turn! Hahaha.” (missedtrigger)

Forbid: “I told you NO!” (missedtrigger)

Glen Elendra Archmage: “No so hard I am going to kill myself to stop it and then come back to do it again.” (missedtrigger)

Counterbore: No, and don’t think about trying that again. (ancient-chaos)

Guttural Response: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! (ancient-chaos)

Spell Crumple: “Maybe later.” (kinggeff)

Swan Song: “HONK” (masterofsporks)

     A couple were added to the original post, I think orzhov-fun-police added them but I’m not entirely sure:

Mental Misstep: “Even Wizards says no.”

Delay: “Maybe later.”

Forbid: “Nothing ever again.”

Mana Tithe: “Bet you weren’t expecting ME to say no!”

I cant describe how much I want The Gitrog Toad to be like a vintage staple or some shit when its spoiled. I want vintage players to be like, Alright, 4x Brainstorm, 2 JTMS, 1 Flusterstorm, 3 Gitrog Toad, and they just have this big fuckin ugly blob toad rotting in their deck, this goddamn frog