flusterstorm

I cant describe how much I want The Gitrog Toad to be like a vintage staple or some shit when its spoiled. I want vintage players to be like, Alright, 4x Brainstorm, 2 JTMS, 1 Flusterstorm, 3 Gitrog Toad, and they just have this big fuckin ugly blob toad rotting in their deck, this goddamn frog

All the additional counterspell summaries you came up with

My post splintered into about a dozen different versions, so I’ll collect all the wonderful things that were added to it in one convenient place. If I forgot or misattributed any, or if you come up with some more, let me know!

Perplex: “What do you like more, your spell or your brain?” (tokenmancy)

Remand: “BZZT! Try again!” (tokenmancy)

                “…Not now.” (stormstouthideout)

Mystic Snake: “Sssssstop that!” (sarkhan-volkswagen)

Counterflux: “All your opinions are invalid! All of them!” (northernweird)

Draining Whelk: “OM NOM NOM NO!” (fresh-prince-of-beleren)

Flusterstorm: “Are you quite finished? Good. No.” (ty-based-keranos)

Voidslime: “Three flavors of fuck you.” (nerdcute)

Dream Fracture: “Haha tempo bitches” (thepeppermintpig)

Absorb: “I can taste the mana!” (missedtrigger)

Arcane Denial: “I hope you remember your draw triggers after your ten minute turn! Hahaha.” (missedtrigger)

Forbid: “I told you NO!” (missedtrigger)

Glen Elendra Archmage: “No so hard I am going to kill myself to stop it and then come back to do it again.” (missedtrigger)

Counterbore: No, and don’t think about trying that again. (ancient-chaos)

Guttural Response: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! (ancient-chaos)

Spell Crumple: “Maybe later.” (kinggeff)

Swan Song: “HONK” (masterofsporks)

     A couple were added to the original post, I think orzhov-fun-police added them but I’m not entirely sure:

Mental Misstep: “Even Wizards says no.”

Delay: “Maybe later.”

Forbid: “Nothing ever again.”

Mana Tithe: “Bet you weren’t expecting ME to say no!”

abelzumi  asked:

Re: a supplementary Commander product - One of the reasons that people feel that they can't get into Commander as much is because of the price tag, even for the starters, and especially if one of the cards becomes the next Flusterstorm or True-Name Nemesis. What if there were Commander products in boosters to increase availability like Modern Masters?

A fine question. Would you prefer the Commander products as is or in booster form?