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Area Dog Embarks on Epic Netflix Binge

By Austin Knief, FluffPo Correspondent

An addiction that plagues many, most commonly known as the “Netflix Autoplay Feature,” has recently stricken Mickey: a 4-year-old Long Island dog

According to his roommate John Astor, Mickey is currently “in the denial stage of his addiction.”

“I usually try watching just one episode of House of Cards after work every day, and Mickey will sit there and watch episode after episode without even moving an inch,” says Astor. “Sometimes, he’ll even re-watch episodes.”

When asked about his own relationship with Netflix, Astor refused to comment.

via Tongue Magazine

Over the weekend, it appears that someone at the Huffington Post finally realized that hoping the fuss over its entirely bogus “history of email” series would blow over wasn’t going to happen. In case you missed it last week…

…after making “national security fellow” of a has-been NFL player with a history of “9/11 INSIDE JERB!!1`~2” posts and killing pedestrians while drunk, Huffington Post published an entire series about “how email was invented” written by a guy who’s been falsely claiming to have invented email for years.

Apparently “editors” (assuming there are any) at FluffPo aren’t up on the hip new search engine technology which is the only reason they have jobs?

Anyway, they took most of the articles down except an older one with Deepak Chopra on the label, LMFAO. Homeopathy is bullshit and so is FluffPo.

Cat Hears ‘Dark Side of the Moon’ For the First Time

By Austin Knief, FluffPo Correspondent

Legendary rock band Pink Floyd has had a profound impact on millions of music fans since the group formed in 1965. Sprinkles, a 3-year-old cat from Brooklyn, now understands why.

“I had put the album on so that Sprinkles wouldn’t have to sit in silence while I went on my morning run,” said Jeffrey Kirsten, the cat’s roommate. “When I got back, I found her laying motionless on my bed, staring off into space.”

Friends of Sprinkles have since noticed a severe change in her behavior, and a far more “existential” tone in her meows.

Via padialita

After it was exposed that the Huffington Post hired former NFL player, convicted manslaughterer and 9/11 truther Donté Stallworth to cover national security, Arianna and the gang have been in damage control mode.

lol. FluffPo is like foxnews.com1 for the “left.” Next up: lead health editor Jenny McCarthy.

#NewHuffPoHires is a fountain of lulz, BTW.

 
1. To be fair, huffingtonpost combines the best aspects of The New York Post and The Daily Mail with a Spock’s beard take on foxnews.com. How they do it all with a crew of rhesus monkeys, blow-up dolls and surplus EssayBot 2000 units, I’m sure we’d all love to know.