OH MY G-D FLUEVOG HAS COME OUT WITH A PAIR OF SHOES NAMED “THE LESTAT”. WITH BRUSHED STEEL HEELS. I NEED THEM.
::prays the 7 in men’s = 8 in women’s sizes::
You don’t understand. The depths of my COVETING for these shoes is off the charts. THEY’RE POINTY POINTY FLUEVOGS WITH A HEEL I COULD WALK IN AND THEY’RE NAMED FOR MY RIDICULOUS BRAT PRINCE.