(god is here and he is crying because
i do not want him. i have never wanted him.
i do not want his castles unless there are flowers
and i did not see a single flower among
the pews and therefore did not think
that the vines worshiped him.)

imagine: a girl who kneels on hardwood head
bent listening to condemnation daydreaming
about walking away and letting flowers
bloom in her wake.

imagine: a girl being told that god made
us all just as we were meant to be so we could
do as he wished.

imagine: a girl who didn’t easily take to being
told what to do spitfire when someone older
or taller than her tried to bend her to their will.

imagine: a girl wondering if god made her
to disobey her way straight into hell or if
god just didn’t exist or maybe god just didn’t create her.

imagine: a girl created by something else more
feral and fleeting and feminine to spite god
and his shining heroism.

imagine: a girl leaving church and never walking
back because what is there but a casket ready
to bury her without the decency of flowers to mark her grave.


{BTS x Forest Fairy!AU} Hoseok

Keeper of Foliage & Flowers Jung Hoseok 

Find Keeper of Streams and Waterfalls Min Yoongi (here)
Find Keeper of Rabbits and Deer Jeon Jungkook (here)
Find Keeper of Trees and Roots Park Jimin (here)
Find Keeper of Birds and Raptors Kim Taehyung (here)
Find Keeper of Wolves Kim Seokjin (here)

  • the only keeper who actively enjoys human interaction 
  • all of the other keepers,,,especially seokjin and jungkook don’t understand,,,humans are hunters they come and destroy the forest and the creatures
  • but hoseok is always talking about those few who dont,,,the people who come and enjoy the flowers,,,,,lay in the meadows and draw or write,,,,and what about the young kids who have fun climbing trees or making daisy crowns
  • for hoseok,,,,there’s a good side to humans no matter how much the keepers insist that it’s better to keep away if anything
  • usually in the summer he walks around shirtless
  • and down his arms starting from the shoulders is a tattoo of ivy vines which when hoseok runs his fingers over the tattoo and chants an old spell the vines can grow out of the tattoo and he can extend them to help him get up trees or use as rope
  • another thing is that when he activates this ability his eyes glow green
  • a lot of the time he wears has seeds hanging off a small pouch on his waist and he’ll go around the forest planting new flowers
  • and he never picks flowers,,,,because that’d essentially be killing them,,,,but when some of the flowers fall to the forest floor he’ll collect them and either crush the petals to make paint,,,,use the leaves for tea,,,,or just decorate his hair with them
  • rumored to also have the ability to bring dying plants back to life with a touch of his hand 
  • keeper jimin once added that hoseok’s smile seemed to have a radiance of life too but hoseok laughed it off
  • bugs like him a lot!! it’s common for him to have a butterfly sit on his shoulder or fireflies to help guide him through the forest at night
  • but hoseok himself is kinda scared of them so when something with more than four legs  comes by he’s like,,,,,he’s like i gtg
  • even though he lives in a forest like bugs still make him shiver ,,,,, but also catch him lying in a fresh meadow comfortable in the grass like it’s ocean water,,,,he’s complex but i guess it is his job to take care of the plants
  • is showing up to keeper meetings with dirt on his hands and shirtless chest and jimin understands the struggle since he watches over the trees but namjoon is always like dudes,,,,go to yoongi’s waterfall and take a shower,,,,and yoongi is like HEY who said i wanted dirt in my water
  • hoseok always explains that FIRSTLY flowers live in “soil” not “dirt” 
  • thinks every kind of plant is pretty,,,not just big vibrant flowers,,,,the small blades of grass are nice too
  • you,,,,,find yourself in the forest one night,,,desperately running toward the forest
  • the only thing you have with you is a lantern and a bag of food you’d managed to steal from the market that afternoon
  • and when you finally push through the bushes and into an open meadow you collapse into the soft grass and close your eyes
  • because well,,,,,,,,,you’re a thief
  • and it’s not like you want to be,,,,you just don’t have a choice because you can’t find a job in the village and you’re far away from your home,,,,so the last couple of summer nights have consisted of you trying to grab bread or vegetables when no one would see
  • but finally,,,,,you’d gotten caught and so you only know one place where you’d be safe: the forest
  • thankfully,,,,it’s that time of the year where it’s not cold and so you’ve been ok with spending your nights here,,,,in the wilderness 
  • but also,,,,,every night the sound of wolves and birds,,,,,it,,,,it just made sleeping hard
  • and as you sit up,,,rummaging through your bag to pull out half a loaf of bread that when you bite into taste like nothing but paper
  • you hear a low growl from a bush nearby
  • and you freeze,,,,because,,,,,,what,,,,,,,is that,,,,
  • but the growl gets louder and and you stand up,,, body shaking in fear,,,,and right as the bush opens up u can see the eyes of,,,,some animal and the snarling mouth
  • but before it comes out so you can see it’s body,,,,,you see something appear
  • a man???? whose tall,,,,wearing what looks like far over his shoulders and he seems to say something that makes the animal retreat and then???? he’s gone to
  • and you almost pass out from shock but u just sit back into the grass and mumble “was,,,,was that a forest fairy-”
  • “you’re right, it was!”
  • the voice comes from behind you and you get so startled that your first reaction is to turn and throw a punch but the boy behind you dodges easily and smiles
  • and ur like ??!?!?!? wh???? who????what???
  • and hoseok grins even wider and is like “that was a forest fairy. seokjin. not the most talkative,,,,but i told him to calm the wolves down for you,,,they won’t bother you tonight!”
  • shaking your head to see if ur not like??? imagining this boy up you ask “who-who are you?? a fairy??”
  • with a nod of his head he puts his hand out and is like “jung hoseok, keeper of the flowers at your service!”
  • and ur like keeper- flowers - jung- hoseok?? and he’s like mhmm!!! anyway why are u,,,,a human,,,,,sleeping in this meadow
  • and u kind of try to figure out what to say but u basically just go “i don’t have a home.” and hoseok points to the bread u dropped and is like “is that dinner?”
  • and u kind of get embarrassed but nod slowly and hoseok tilts his head and he’s like “when humans eat here,,,they’re always eating more than that,,,,,,,” and you’re like “because they have money,,,,,i stole that bread”
  • and hoseok pouts n is like “stealing isn’t good,,,but,,,,,i can see that u dont mean harm.”
  • and you wonder what he means,,,,but hoseok is basically referring to the fact that you don’t pick flowers,,,,,,you don’t steal flowers from the forest like other people,,,,,but he knows it’d be hard to explain to you so instead he offers u his hand again to help you up and goes “come with me,,i know where we can get something more for you to eat!!”
  • and ,,,,,,something feels awfully strange about following a random boy into the deeper parts of the woods
  • but you see the vines tattooed on his arms,,,,,the rugged messy hair,,,,,the way fireflies flock around you to light the path
  • and you,,,,,,believe wholeheartedly this guy isn’t human
  • and after winding through trees and bushes hoseok stops infront of a large oak and pressing his hand against it the bark moves to create a doorway and down into the earth you follow hoseok
  • into a small,,,cozy den where u assume he lives
  • and it’s lit by candles with pressed flowers hanging upside down over the walls and pots stacked on top of pots,,,,barrels full of seeds,,,,a makeshift door of leaves woven together 
  • and the furniture is all made of wood with carved designs and hoseok tells u to sit while he opens up some barrels and pulls out different fruit and vegetables
  • and you,,,,,feel you’re in a fairy tale,,,,,,,,,because,,,,,how is this real
  • and hoseok pulls a pail from a shelf and puts it on the table in front of you and is like ‘fresh rainwater!!!!” and ur like o,,,oh and he washes the fruits before giving them to you
  • and he’s like “hopefully they taste sweet,,,,i got the berries only a day ago and jungkook told me they’re quite fresh!!” and ur like whose jungkook but also as you take a bite,,,you can’t help but feel ur face light up because,,,,it’s been so long since you’ve eaten something so fresh
  • and hoseok grins because he sees ur expression change
  • and he offers that you can stay for the night or he can take you back to the meadow if that makes you feel uncomfortable
  • but,,,,,,you tell him you’d like somewhere inside to sleep for a night and hoseok says his beds all yours
  • and when he stands up you notice again the tattoos on his arms,,,,,(also the fact that his tan skin and gorgeous muscles are like right there. not the point) and u ask if all keepers have tattoos
  • and hoseok laughs and is like “would you like to see magic??” and ur like ,,,,i feel like ive seen a lot of magic already,,,,but hit me
  • and bring his left fingers over his right arm he traces up the tattoo and like,,,,,,,the vines grow upwards and extended toward you,,,,wrapping around your wrist
  • and u,,,,,,,,,are stuck between shock and fascination 
  • and hoseok pulls the vines back and they settle back into his skin and ur just like “,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,holy shit”
  • and he laughs and is like it’s not creepy??? and ur like NO omg that’s so cool 
  • and thats how ur first night ends and in the morning u leave to go back into the village and hoseok says that if anything,,,,u can come back to the meadow and he’ll find u and try to help
  • and a couple of days later,,,,that’s exactly where you find yourself
  • because ud tried to get a job at a local cafe but someone had claimed that ud stolen food again,,,and with ur history everyone had agreed u were still a thief
  • and once again u found urself,,,,,alone running back to the safest place,,,,the forest
  • and u don’t mean to cry,,,,but it happens because it feels like no matter what u do,,,,,,you fail,,,,,,you keep failing and getting worse
  • and you’ll never be able to live well again
  • so when you get to the meadow all you do is breakdown,,,,forgetting that hoseok said if u ever came back he’d be there for you
  • and ,,,, he is,,,,,,,,he appears in front of you
  • asking in worried tone if you’re ok and you just cry,,,,,stuttering out that you’re like a wilted flower,,,,,,,you can’t do anything to make your life better,,,,,,,,,
  • hoseok brings his hand out,,,,,finger thumbing at your cheek and the tear stains slowly start drying
  • and when you look up at him hoseok smiles and brings his other hand over to touch the grass and he’s like “look,,,,this one blade is brown and crippling but,,,,”
  • with one swipe of his palm over it,,,,the grass slowly becomes greener,,,,straightening up
  • and you look in wonder and hoseok is like “everyone can make their life better,,,,with help,,,,,,,so don’t give up.”
  • for a second you don’t say anything,,,,but the warmth in his voice and his smile,,,,,you can’t help it
  • you throw yourself into his arms and hoseok teters backwards into the grass but closes his arms tightly around you
  • and you stay there,,,,,and hoseok doesn’t let you go,,,,,,,,
  • because unlike any other human he’s seen,,,,you’re hurting,,,,,but you’re not hurting over something wrong,,,,you genuinely are good and hoseok knows that he has to help you
  • so in the morning he asks jungkook for help who seems wary of you
  • but grows slightly more fond when the rabbits he looks after curiously hop over to sniff you and the deer don’t mind ur presence
  • and hoseok pulls you over,,,arm around your shoulder and he’s like “don’t worry,,,,this human is good!! look,,,how could such a pretty face be bad??”
  • and junkook is like that’s,,,,,and ur like ghodfljskd hoseok,,,,
  • plus being pulled into him makes u blush because,,,,shirtless,,,,what,,,
  • but basically jungkook agrees to help and leads you to the berry bushes deep in the woods and some other places where you can get fruits that you can bring back to the village and sell
  • and hoseok even manages to get taehyung to help by teaching you how to find feathers on the forest floor that you can also sell
  • and ,,,,somehow,,,,,hoseok convinces all the keepers that you’re special,,,,,you need their help
  • and a ever so reluctant seokjin even says that if anything,,,,he can give you some wolves teeth he’s collected over the years,,,,those usually make big money in villages
  • and everyone is being so nice and you don’t know why,,,,if it’s just because hoseok has vouched for you or something
  • but also when u return one afternoon,,,,running straight toward the meadow u see hoseok there,,,,holding a flower in his hands and he smiles when u greet him and u jump up and down and tell him u FINALLY made enough money to rent a small place in the village
  • and,,,,,,,,,u don’t know but hoseok’s smile falters
  • and u ask what the flower is for and hoseok gently puts it behind your ear and he says,,,,,now that you’ve done it,,,,you won’t need his help anymore-
  • but you just furrow ur eyebrows and ur like hoseok,,,,,don’t think that just because i have a home now that i wont came back
  • and hoseoks eyes slightly widen and he’s like,,,,,,,u,,,,u will??
  • and u laugh and ur like of COURSe,,,i love this place,,,,,,,i love all the keepers that are my friends now and most of all
  • hoseok doesn’t know why but it feels like the magic he usually uses to activate his vines is acitng up
  • but u look at him and ur like “most of all,,,i love you”
  • and,,,,,without even touching his arm the vines grow and wrap around you to pull you close into hoseok and ur like “oh!” but the moment of shock fades when hoseok leans his head to the side and presses his lips to yours
  • and the vines aren’t tight but hoseoks arms manage to pull you close and u wrap ur arms around his neck
  • and when you pull back you let out another gasp and hoseok is like ????
  • and ur like “your eyes,,,,,they’re green???”
  • and hoseok jolts a bit and is like “they,,,only do that when im using my magic,,,,” and ur like “is it because of the vines???”
  • and hoseok brings his hand over his chest and is like
  • “my magic comes from my heart,,,,,it cultivates my love,,,,,i don’t think it’s the vines this time, it’s you.” 
The Signs as Michael Faudet Poems


My Girl Who Writes

I watch you write,
my love, my life,
my start of everything.

Each little sigh,
a pen run day,
another painful page

Your fingers bleed,
I do concede,
for a sentence
of your making.

To which you say,
on sunshine days,
it is for words
my heart is breaking.



Do you know what really turns me on?
What I find incredibly sexy? Kindness.


Pressed Flowers

To the quiet one,
the coy,
the wallflower.

Her dark circled eyes
buried in a book.

Hard little nipples,
dusty pink,
beneath a tatty
black singlet.

Those restless legs,
sprawled across
a squeaky bed.

Her secrets kept,
like pressed daisies
hidden by
pages read.



She wore the scent
of early spring
on her delicate neck
and every kiss I stole
tasted of bright yellow flowers
and buzzing bees.



She rode on airplanes and fell asleep in hotel beds. Dreaming of faraway places– writing poetry with her sunset eyes.



There is a certain stillness, when even the gentle flutter of a butterfly’s wing feels like a hurricane.

The moment when crashing waves fall asleep, peaceful, lost to the serenity of salty dreams.

When tall tees stand to attention and every leaf pauses, takes a deep breath and holds it.

It is here, beneath the maddening silence I hear your name.

An echo of you.


The Gift

Her eyes were beautifully gift wrapped;
long black lashes of velvet ribbon–
and every time she opened them,
it felt like Christmas.


The Mermaid

She came from the ocean,
this wild girl from the sea,
her hair flowing southwards,
she walked towards me.

A west to east smile,
with eyes steely grey,
like a storm in the distance,
rolling in from the bay.

We kissed with the sunrise,
made love when it set,
a promise by moonlight,
came dawn, my regret.

He left for the ocean,
this boy from the land,
his spirit soars northward,
his heart in her hands.


Pen Portrait

I watched as you reached for the ice cream.

Standing naked, body pressed up against the humming fridge.

A wispy trail of bluish grey smoke spiraling up from a dying cigarette.

Held precariously in the other hand, ash falling to the floor.

A just fucked wetness between your legs.

Your little smile captured in grainy black and white.

By the click of a camera.


Some Days

Some days we spoke about life, other days, we discussed the weather– and whenever we laughed, it was the best sex ever.



Magic tumbled from her pretty lips and when she poke the language of the universe– the stars sighed in unison.


The Apple Orchard

He floated upon a gentle sea of rippling green.

When little yellow butterflies danced drunk pirouettes on the windy stage.

Reading the words written by fluffy white poets who wrote ever changing prose across and endless blue page.

‘Apples are funny things,’ he said. ‘You can never be sure of what you are getting until you take that first bite.’

His hand reaches slowly for the half empty vodka bottle.

‘This afternoon I discovered an apple so wonderfully perfect, I wouldn’t be surprised if it came from the outstretched hand of a wicked old witch.’

She pulled up her white cotton panties, brushing an ant from a grass stained knee.

‘I’ve been called many things before but never an apple,’ she laughed.

None of these poems are mine. I borrowed them all from Michael’s book Dirty Pretty Things. Go check it out!

Superhero School! Svt (and how they meet you;)

The Rosenity School for the Supers is the world’s most prestigious academy for the training of the future’s next superheroes. At Rosenity, the staff are dedicated to training and understanding our students and their powers and hope that with the proper guidance, they will one day, truly save the world~

Admin note: HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!! This wasn't requested but I had the idea so here it is, a special au for Halloween! If you want full au versions, we might be considering doing those once requests are back open:)

Seungcheol- Super Strength

  • always has a lot of expectations and responsibilities put on him
  • comes from a long line of superheroes
  • everyone knows he’s going to be “The Chosen One”
  • has the power of super strength and could probably lift a whole building without breaking a sweat
  • his responsibilities take a toll on him though 
  • doesn’t ever want to disappoint someone or appear weak when he is not
  • that is until he meets you, a super with the power of telekinesis
  • you can easily move anything with your mind
  • you also think he could never disappoint anyone:)
  • one day, you accidentally use your powers on him, making him accidentally run right into you…

Originally posted by youre-so-woah

Jeonghan- Reality Manipulation

  • has the power of reality manipulation
  • can make people see snow on a sunny day or a rainbow on a cloudy one
  • can show people exactly what they want to see
  • or he can show them their darkest nightmares
  • isn’t sure exactly what to do with his powers
  • besides pranking his friends by making it look like there’s chocolate right in front of them when there isn’t
  • until one day he gets dared to prank you
  • a super with the superpower of aversion
  • little does Jeonghan know that you can not only weaken and completely stop his power from working on you
  • but you can also reflect his powers back at him…

Originally posted by jisoobokki

Joshua- Atmokinesis

  • used to literally walking around with his head in the clouds
  • power to control the weather
  • making it sunny on the day of an important field trip or making it snow on the day of an exam
  • super helpful ;)
  • can make mini rain clouds indoors
  • legit can make the sun shine down on him like a halo
  • thought he had things under control until one day he creates a storm that’s big enough to destroy the whole school
  • and he can’t seem to figure out how to get it back under control
  • until you, a super with the power of energy manipulation, take his hand
  • and the energy he used to power the storm gets changed by you into a bright light as the storm disappears…

Originally posted by jisoobokki

Junhui- Telekinesis

  • used to getting what he wants
  • with telekinesis
  • can easily summon a can of soda from the school’s vending machine or his favorite snacks from the cafeteria
  • all without leaving the comfort of his room
  • but doesn’t know how to fully control his powers
  • especially scary when he finds out he can control people as well as objects
  • scares him into almost not using his powers at all
  • until he meets you, a super with the power of emotion manipulation
  • he learns that he’s not the only one who can control what people think and do
  • and that there are scarier things than loss of control, losing you…

Originally posted by jisoos-princess

Soonyoung- Pyrokinesis

  • can be kind of a hothead, literally since he controls fire
  • makes for some great party tricks on the weekends though
  • everyone’s roasting marshmallows using his hand as a fire pit
  • very flashy and vibrant personality, gets in trouble just as many times as he plans on saving the world
  • might joke around a lot but truly believes he can be an amazing superhero
  • even though some people say that his power is dangerous since fires destroy stuff
  • too loveable that no one can hate the guy though and super competitive
  • wants to win the school’s physical powers showcase for the title of next best hero
  • but his biggest competition is someone who is faster, gone one second and teleporting in the next second,
  • you…

Originally posted by lordkey

Wonwoo- Telepathy

  • knows everything and anything
  • including the times anyone has cheated on a History of Superpowers’ test
  • or skipped class to party
  • knows because he hears what people are thinking
  • and he can talk to people without saying a single word aloud by speaking to their heads
  • for some reason he doesn’t say much aloud at all if he can help it
  • his best friends are the books in the library, stories he chooses to listen to
  • it’s quieter in the library until he meets you, a transfer student from a different school who also has telepathy
  • the weird part for him is, you seem to be able to read his every thought
  • but he can’t read yours…

Originally posted by pledisseventeen

Jihoon- Super Speed

  • the world has always been too slow for Lee Jihoon
  • a super with super speed
  • can have all his hw finished in the span of 0.789 seconds
  • take a round trip around the world for ramen in Japan
  • and still make it back before you finish saying his name
  • for someone who seemingly has an endless amount of time since he works at speed levels faster than everyone
  • he can’t seem to understand why he suddenly wants everything to slow down when he meets you
  • a super with plant manipulation 
  • why did suddenly meeting you make him want to take a slow walk in the park with you
  • and just watch the flowers grow around you?

Originally posted by boy-idol

Seokmin- Aquakinesis

  • one of the most well-known supers on campus because he’s literally so friendly and everyone loves his happy personality
  • can control water which is probably why he’s not allowed to compete on the school’s swimming team
  • his favorite trick is turning on the sprinklers every morning and making the water reflect rainbows everywhere
  • always has a water bottle next to him so he can use his powers to water some of the planters on school
  • likes these planters because they give him a tad bit of privacy from his busy life where he can just unwind
  • and forget his superhero-in-training responsibilities for a while
  • loves telling jokes to the plants that he later uses to make everyone else laugh
  • even though flowers aren’t good listeners lol
  • one day Seokmin finds you flying around on the roof watering some of his favorite flowers
  • and he can’t help but think you’re more beautiful than any flowers he’s ever seen….

Originally posted by somethinginkorean

Mingyu- Teleportation and Invisibility

  •  a super rare case because he actually has two superpowers
  • and it’s super funny when a giant tall person suddenly disappears and people don’t know if he teleported
  • or just went invisible
  • good for playing pranks on the upperclassmen or lowerclassmen
  • but he’s so loud and goofy he would probably die laughing before he pulled off the prank
  • once got locked out of his room after a shower
  • legit freaked out for a whole five minutes before he remembered he can turn invisible
  • is sometimes pretty klutzy when it comes to teleporting
  • and accidentally goes invisible while teleporting and doesn’t know how to become visible again
  • and no one can see him to help him, except for you, a student with super-vision….

Originally posted by visual-17

Minghao- Precognition and Photographic Memory

  • low key a mystery to everyone bc he can not only see the future but he also remembers everything
  • super powerful and everyone wants to know what he knows
  • can see any future timeline if he focuses on it
  • his predictions change often because the future is not set in stone yet
  • but sometimes he’ll get a really strong vision where there’s no denying it he knows it will happen
  • like that time he predicted how it would snow in the dead middle of May (people didn’t believe him until Josh accidentally had a brain freeze from eating ice cream too fast and actually made it snow)
  • Minghao also has photographic memory and can remember everything which makes studying for tests real easy too
  • and one day he gets a really strong vision of the future, one that he knows would be impossible to change
  • of you, a super with super speed who’s in danger and might die
  • and he refuses to just sit by and not try to change the future and save you…

Originally posted by hartfelt

Seungkwan- Shape-shifting

  • shape-shifting is an incredibly rare power, and it’s extremely powerful
  • which has people confused as to how such a young kid like Seungkwan could have such a strong power
  • not that he uses his powers immaturely (ok maybe just a little)
  • just small things like spying on his friends by transforming into literally a fly on the wall
  • or changing his appearance to look like the History of Superpowers professor and making everyone laugh at his impressions
  • easier for him to change into animals than other people of course, it takes a lot of energy to mimic people versus animals
  • which is good, since he once almost got away with being Hansol for a whole day before two Hansol’s walked into the cafeteria and suddenly Seungkwan’s prank was exposed
  • doesn’t really feel comfortable in his own appearance and doesn’t really know how to use his powers for good rather than laughs
  • until one day on a school field trip he accidentally bumps into you, a super with mind exchange powers
  • and you get stuck with his powers and he gets stuck with yours, and you both don’t know how to change it back….

Originally posted by somethinginkorean

Hansol- Super Healing

  • everyone always uses Hansol as a backup plan
  • if they sneak out past curfew to train their superpowers against real criminals and villains outside the school, they bring Hansol
  • that way if anyone gets hurt, he can help them
  • but he’s still really new to the whole superpower thing and when he exposes some students for not following the curfew rules
  • he gets a lot of shit for being responsible and trying not to hurt anyone
  • even though all his friends and Seungkwan constantly tell him he did the right thing
  • doesn’t want anything else but for all his friends to be happy and safe and healthy because as a super healer that’s his job
  • really loves animals and volunteering in the infirmary at the school because he gets to see how other people’s powers work but also gets to help heal them if they’re hurt and make them feel better
  • and one day he meets you, a mysterious student who has been in the infirmary for weeks in a coma, and no one knows what your power is
  • until Hansol tries to heal and wake you up….

Originally posted by sneezes

Chan- Power Mimicry

  • the youngest student ever to walk the halls of Rosenity
  • everyone is kinda scared of him because he can copy anyone’s powers even if it’s only for a few minutes to an hour
  • he makes a few close friends though
  • twelve of them in fact, all with different powers and he learns how each works
  • and sometimes uses them to prank all the older kids
  • super intelligent too because he knows how it feels to use a variety of powers
  • is really actually a squish and needs to be protected
  • he honestly doesn’t even know if he can be considered a hero since his powers don’t last very long when he copies someone’s
  • which you can relate to since you’ve been Rosenity’s only non-super student ever in history, with no superpowers
  • or at least you assumed you had no powers, until Chan tries to mimic you and discovers something even you didn’t see in yourself

Originally posted by mc-gyu


deh cell phone/social media headcanons (?)

ok so I like rarely post on this blog but I couldn’t stop thinking about like what they’d all be like using their phones and stuff?? idk im tired this is gonna be shitty but less go


  • ok but he would def have an ifunny and have like 1834384 followers (or whatever idk how it works but he’d be popular ya know)
  • and like brag about it  constantly
  • like “guys I’m like,,, ,, kind of famous not to brag”
  • (but he would be bragging)
  • (110%)
  • ok hear me out,, but he would SO be one of those people who have an android phone and believe that apple products are Spawned From Satan™
  • like if anyone would be like “haha lol why do u have that crappy phone” he would launch into a fULL ON RANT about how much apple sucks and all the cool stuff on his phone and how much better it is
  • he would probs have a meme account on insta too tbh
  • he would have a voicemail that goes “hello?” and trick the person to start talking ya know
  • and like ten seconds in he would be like “SiKe i’m not here rn hahAAA leave a message”
  • he would text in all lowercase for sURE
  • lots of crytyping and excessive commas obvi
  • uh he would have the highest snapscore (or whatever it’ ever it’s called)
  • his story would always be sooo long 
  • all just vids of his day and people doing funny things
  • he would have 23859320495803 snapchat memories ok
  • he would just be v funny idk i love him


  • connor frekaing murphy okay
  • just hear me out pls
  • ,he would probably have a tumblr that’s like surprisingly aesthetic?
  • (idk how to word that but you now what i’m trying to say)
  • but it would be a Major Secret™ like if someone asked him he would be like “lol tumblr who is that”
  • his screen on his phone would always be shattered
  • he wouldn’t really care tho tbh
  • his insta would probably be like empty except for one picture he posted when he was really young
  • but after he meets evan he posts a lot more
  • like really really random candids that most people would just delete
  • that would be his entire account okay
  • (also pictures of evan being Cute)
  • he would most likely always have the second newest iphone
  • like when everyone had an iphone 7 he would have a 6 know what i mean
  • ok but 
  • cmon
  • he would DEF take so many selfies
  • and like keep them in his my eyes only on snapchat
  • he would never post them anywhere but one day he decided to post one on insta and everyone was s h o o k 
  • and freaked out
  • im talking like 200 comments
  • anyway
  • I just don’t picture him using snapchat that much
  • i think he would like have a streak with evan and maybe like a 3 day one with jared every once in a while but other than that nothin
  • his voicemail would be like “u can leave a message but ill probably not listen to it so just text me instead bye”
  • yeah that’s connor


  • zoe i love her omg
  • ok 
  • so she would have an insta and it would have The Best Theme Ever™
  • it would be v pastel i feel
  • and there would be a lot of pictures of flowers
  • and of alana
  • obvi
  • she would also post vids of her like playing the guitar and other instruments and they would be so good and get like so many likes
  • her bio would be something really deep but in french?
  • like she would probably go on google translate and type in a cool quote and just copy and paste it into her bio tbh 
  • but it would be so cute and cool
  • she would have a rose gold iphone
  • no matter what
  • it would always be the newest kind
  • and she would like n e v e r wear a case on her phone 
  • (except for those clear ones, in which case she would like draw on them or put stickers on)
  • but her phone would never crack or get scratched
  • ever
  • and everyone would be like “????? how???”
  • she would DEF have a tumblr
  • she would have a personal blog and then an aesthetic one and like 39483 extra sideblogs
  • her voicemail would be the typical “hey, it’s zoe! can’t get to the phone right now, pls leave a message!”
  • she would have had it as one like jared’s before but it probably somehow screwed her over
  • so she changed it
  • she would text in all caps a lot i feel
  • i just love her?? ok??


  • guys.
  • GUYS
  • i have so many for this girl
  • she would have a tumblr too
  • and she would follow every single one of zoe’s blogs
  • she would SO have a studyblr okay
  • like she would for sure have a bullet journal 
  • and have such pretty and high quality pens and highlighters
  • it would be everyone’s goals
  • her insta probably doesn’t have a theme tho
  • I feel like she wouldn’t post often?? ?
  • but when she would it would either be a long political thing or just a cute pic of zoe
  • she would have like mostly perfect grammar when she texts
  • except she would just use like SO MANY question marks
  • not like?? this??
  • but it would be like Wow?????????
  • like that
  • that made no sense
  • ok moving on
  • her voicemail. her voicemail
  • would be so extra okay
  • like she would have definetly (that’s not how u spell that ok) have found a way to make it so u have to press the numbers when u call her
  • like “for work calls, press 1. for family calls, press 2. zoe murphy, press 3.” that type thing
  • and she would have SO MANY different categories for everyone
  • people would get annoyed with it and give passive agressive messages sometimes but she wouldn’t care reallu
  • she loves her organized voicemail
  • she would def save her own money to buy her phone
  • but she would like mostly buy the iphone 6
  • idk why
  • she just would
  • SHE WOULD HAVE A SNAPCHAT STREAK WITH EVERYONE. dont fight me on this i know it
  • i love alana too 


  • okay okay okay guys
  • i saved the best for last
  • i like,,,, love evan so much ok
  • what a little bean
  • anyways
  • so first of all 
  • he would probably have the iphone 5s
  • and it would run out of battery in about .2 seconds
  • he wouldn’t really care but he feels bad missing his mom’s calls so he’s always asking for a car charger 
  • his background would be of trees on his lock screen (obvi okay)
  • but his homescreen would be a pic of connor 
  • 4 sure
  • of course
  • and once they’re like “official” his lockscreen would be a pic of them
  • just bein cute
  • aw 
  • ok this is for a different time but id like to mention that i feel like he would have a dog?
  • moving on
  • his voicemail would probably be the standard “your call has been transfered to an automated voice messaging system. blah blah blah.”
  • but jared would be like “dude. u gotta change that.”
  • so after like 203857 tries he finally just goes
  • “hithisisevanimnothererightnowpleaseleaveamessage”
  • (connor would think it’s adorable btw)
  • his instagram would be adorable
  • he would probably post every two seconds
  • he would post a lot of pics of trees
  • but when becomes closer with alana and zoe and connor he starts posting pics of all them together and like cute blurry selfies
  • his bio would be like “HI, this is evan! Here are my pictures.”
  • he would have a snap but not post on it much
  • like maybe every once in a while
  • but he would of course have a streak with connor
  • (probably alana too tbh)
  • oh i forgot to mention this but he would be terrified to crack his phone
  • he would have a big clunky case 
  • (like an off brand otter box but worse)
  • he would text with perfect grammar
  • it would be so cute
  • like “Hello, how are you?”
  • aaaaa
  • but when he would get really anxious he would pull up like one of those soothing sounds apps
  • and put use the apple headphones that you get with the phone in
  • (he would still have those and never loose them btw)
  • and he’d just try to breathe and listen
  • i love this boy so much. so so much. yeah. 

wow this was longer than i expected lol hope u enjoyed that crappy headcanon!

(ps i ended up actually making the pets headcanon so if u wanna see it lmk and i can post it lol)

Boyfriend Shownu

Anon: Hi I’m happy you’re back :) could I request a dating/boyfriend shownu thing?

Originally posted by wonkyuns

  • a shy, modest boyfriend
  • he’s very careful about touching you
  • it takes weeks of dating before he even holds ur hand and even then he treats it like a spectacular milestone,, blushing and smiling softly
  • it will take him a while to be truly comfortable with skinship,,, even when he really wants to touch you, he’s too shy
  • once he’s comfortable, you’re pretty much always in contact; sleeping on his chest, him laying his head on your lap, fondly playing with your ears, squishing his cheeks against yours
  • his body is the greatest thing to sleep on
  • you have to fight minhyuk off for that right
  • he’s like a teddy bear, so big and warm and he’ll stroke your head or rub your back and hum sometimes to help you fall asleep
  • back hugs
  • where he rests his chin in the crook of your neck and giggles at the other boys’ antics or just whispers sweet nothings to you
  • he’s so respectful
  • your aunt loves him the most, always swearing that if she were “just ten years younger ;)” and squeezing his biceps when he visits. she swears she’s just joking but you caught her checking him out too many times …
  • all the compliments and attention hell even ur granny wants a piece of him make him smile his eye smile and blush and he shyly hides behind you
  • although he’s generally quiet, he can nag a lot
  • only out of love, though
  • if he’s not around, he rings you in the morning to make sure you’re up or to wish you luck with your job interview/presentation/etc
  • also sends texts to remind you to take your vitamins/medicine/drink water/eat right/take the meat out of the freezer, etc … he’s such a dad
  • texts you good night too
  • and sends video updates that are just him with cute filters until one of the boys takes over (all are guilty of this but ESPECIALLY minhyuk who’s just hyper and wants to tell u about his day)
  • actually, though, let’s go back to that dad comparison
  • bc he really is such a dad
  • he’s just a loving, typical dad that nags sometimes but ultimately loves his kids
  • but he’s ALSO Daddy too so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • likes to take care of you, in and outside of the bedroom
  • you’re always his main concern; that you feel good, that you’re mewling his name while running your fingers through his fluffy hair, that you’re fulfilled
  • he loves when you wear cute, frilly things
  • but sexy outfits aren’t unwelcome either
  • money isn’t an issue when it comes to you so he’ll buy you the most luxurious, sexy outfits then take you to a fancy restaurant, his hand on your thigh and *cough* sometimes higher, under the table
  • only if you’re alone though
  • if it’s a “family” meal, with either your actual families or the boys, then his hands are neatly folded on his lap unless eating, with elbows off the table :)
  • so mannerly
  • also the type to surprise you with flowers
  • and always brings a gift when he visits your family, usually a bottle of wine or maybe flowers too
  • tickles your sides
  • looks so damn good with kids like
  • holy shit I need me a freak like that
  • you’re the type of couple that will get married young and have at least one child before turning 30
  • he often takes your younger cousins/siblings to the park, or the cinema and amusement parks
  • probably takes them to disney world too, depending on his schedule and how sneakily he can do it bc
  • although the “scandalous relationship” was revealed only weeks into dating, he can’t exactly be open about it. there are still many fans against it and the media doesn’t react kindly to an idol dating so
  • he didn’t want to thrust you or your family into the spotlight, only to result in negative attention
  • tbh, even if he could, he wouldn’t
  • his private life is, well, private and personal and he’s not the type that would arrogantly flaunt that no matter how cute u are together
  • he would like to post the occasional couple selca but he’s content with just keeping them on his phone, to look at when he’s lonely and tired backstage and the stylist is beating his face to hell and back
  • everyone working for Monsta X is aware of you,, he doesn’t exactly hide the dopey smile he gets when your name is mentioned
  • the boys were weary of you at first, which is only natural
  • they really love their friend and leader, wanting only the best for him
  • were you using him? were you a bad person? did you truly love and appreciate him for his kind heart and pure soul? only when you prove that you’re good enough, will they trust and accept you
  • now it’s a joke between you all
  • “hey, remember that time when we didn’t like u? lol what a crazy time”
  • they only accepted you after shownu was having a hard time
  • between monsta x promotions and filming for Lipstick Prince and managing personal and private life,, hyunwoo was getting run down and although he would never say it, he felt so tired and upset
  • and that’s when you surprised him with his favourite coffee and snacks back stage
  • you weren’t supposed to be there, let alone bring food (they were “dieting” bc there’s nothing wrong w extreme diets and affecting your health apparently :) :)) so you texted wonho to ask if he’d sneak you in
  • the boys watched as your presence brightened hyunwoo immediately and he had that eye smile with his cheeks bunching by his eyes and his teeth all on display
  • that’s when they knew they liked you, that you deserved him
  • and now they’re just trash for your ship
  • “when you get married, can I be best man?” - Wonho
  • “can I be godfather to the kids?” - Kihyun
  • “can I be the little girl that throws flower petals?” - Jooheon
  • hyunwoo can seem like just a shy, awkward bean but he’s so much more than that. he’s loving and hardworking and once he loves you, he would move the stars themselves just to make you happy
  • your future will undoubtedly be a happy, content one. he’s an old fashioned marriage-then-kids-then-pets (a Labrador to start with probably, maybe a cat too and fish and a hamster eventually) kinda guy and it may seem simplistic but nothing about the immense love hyunwoo has for you is simplistic

I never knew the sweetest scent could make me feel so sour
I want to burn these flowers down but I can’t ‘cause they were ours

The work and time to make them grow,
The waiting for the buds to show,
The feeding, weeding, every hour
Was worth waking up to that first flower

I thought they’d live forever
Consequential of their magic
'Cause my heart is in those seeds
And to lose them would be tragic

But now I wish they weren’t linked,
my heart and those damn flowers
And I wish that they could give me back
Every single hour

Because to me they’re you in flower form
Except nothing’s ever been their fault

And I just can’t do it anymore

They made me happy, now they don’t
And every year that they come back
Reminds me that you won’t

“do you still love him?”

i don’t know, because

i resent him for what he’s done

for leaving me, for breaking my heart

and for giving me hope this isn’t final

on some days i resent him so much i start to resent myself

for ever letting him in

but during those days

i still want nothing more than to have him back

for him to hold my hand and tell me it’s okay

that we’re okay

and that i don’t have to worry

at night, i see his face

i have nightmares

i cannot sleep

but still, he’s my everything

filling my heart with flowers

and i’m fucking suffocating

so maybe i should cut them off

but the garden is so beautiful

so i guess i still love him

because i choose death over a life without him


When I was in the 4th grade 

I told my teacher 

That I was getting bullied

She told me to ignore it

Because I was just bud

That would one day bloom 

Into a beautiful rose of a woman

In the 7th grade

I told my best friend that story

And we laughed at my teacher’s naivete 

Then that girl,

Who I had bonded with

Over a shared love 

Of greco-roman mythology,

Said a rose was too girly for me.

She said I more of a hyacinth,

And I understood her meaning.

A beautiful flower but made from man.

But they were both wrong

I am not a rose of a woman

Nor a hyacinth of a man

Not even a bud,

Waiting to bloom

I am a brightly blooming dandelion

You see

There is this dichotomy

That was forced upon me

By society

By everybody

From my friends to preachers

From my Momma to my teachers

Everybody shoved me

Onto a plot of land

Told me that there 

Was where 

I was gonna bloom

Told me that there 

Were no other options

Planted me there

Tried to make me

Into who they wanted

And I tell the truth

When I say I tried it

Barely survived it

I wandered for a while 

Till I found this patch 

Of broken concrete 

Full of flowers

And plants, with a beauty

That I’d never seen

A comfort, I’d never felt

I found myself a little crack

Planted myself there

There’s those who call me a weed

Who say I’m unnatural 

That I’m impossible and delusional

That I’ll never survive

And they’re right 

I’m not surviving

I’m absolutely thriving

A fact they discover

When they try to 

Pull me up by the roots 

And find they can’t 

Because my roots go too deep

Because they’re too widely

Intertwined with this community

A fact they discover

When they cut me down

Come back the next day

To see that I’m twice as strong

To see that the bloom they tried to dim

Has grown back twice as bright

So don’t call me

A rose, layers of womanhood

Or a hyacinth, tower of manhood

I am a dandelion-

Bright and strong and proudly neither

soulmate! Joshua (pt. 2)

Admin note: This was requested and I’m so happy thank you! It was a bit different than our other cute ones so to make up for it, this will be the fluffiest!

requested by anon: “pt 2 to the svt Joshua soulmate au?” and “HI, I REALLY LOVE YOUR SOULMATE!JOSHUA AU AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD MAKE A PART 2. i love you” (TYSM AND ILY TOO) and “Can you write a part 2 for Joshua’s soulmate au pleeeaaaasssse”

recap: any visible injuries like scratches, cuts, and bruises that you sustain appear on your soulmate and vice versa (part one)

  • Is he really my soulmate?
  • man does fate love messing with you
  • here you were feeling sorry all these years that your soulmate got hurt because of you
  • and here he was standing in front of you with the same cut on his thumb that you had on your thumb
  • and wouldn’t you know it? Fate really, reeeeaaally likes, no LOVES, messing with you
  • because after all these years of being generally careful to not get hurt
  • you, in your surprise, step back a little only to slip on the rain-slick sidewalk
  • and as you fall, instinctually you use your hands to break your fall
  • you’re suddenly on the ground
  • your palms are bleeding
  • you can’t believe your luck
  • “I’m really sorry- I- I- was surprised and-an-”
  • you stop as warm hands wrap around you as your soulmate gently picks you up off the ground
  • his palms are bleeding too
  • “It’s ok.” he says to you softly while holding you in his arms
  • you can’t help but want to cry at how comforting his voice sounds
  • he continues holding you in his arms, “It’s all going to be ok.”
  • he doesn’t let go for a while
  • Hansol introduces Joshua to you and steps back to give you both space to talk
  • “I don’t really know how to start apologizing to you.”
  • you look up, “apologizing to me?”
  • “Yea, I tried to train carefully, but as a trainee, injuries are bound to happen” he says with a shy smile
  • “I thought you’d hate me because I fell off my bike and got that huge scrape” you say in return
  • “No way. I remember that, I kept walking in circles wondering if you were ok and my parents kept telling me to stand still so they could bandage it.”
  • “Well I cried about it, not because it hurt but because you had it too.”
  • you both laugh, recalling separate memories
  • you give Joshua your name
  • “I’m y/n” “It’s nice to meet you soulmate” “It’s nice to meet you too”
  • he still has an arm wrapped around you when
  • you both walk into this big dance studio and Hansol runs off to grab bandaids
  • when he comes back, he’s not alone
  • “SHUA!” “Hyung!” “Is this her?” “She’s really pretty!” “Hansol told us everything!” twelve guys surround you and Joshua
  • “Don’t let him convince you he’s the normal one.”
  • “I hope you like freestyle rap. and pizza.”
  • you laugh amongst the chaos, greeting all of svt
  • Joshua pulls you away playfully
  • “Yah! Give her some space”
  • they all back off except for a blonde hair guy
  • “Shua will always love me the best, but I’m glad he found you. He was going crazy. I’m Jeonghan, by the way, but you can call me ‘Joshua’s angel’ and no that’s not negotiable.”
  • Joshua laughs and lightly hits Jeonghan on the arm
  • “I’m looking forward to seeing our gentleman Joshua, dating someone.” Jeonghan says shooting you a wink
  • from then on you and Joshua are pretty much inseparable
  • as the gentleman he is, Joshua asked you officially with flowers
  • and you gladly accepted
  •  you learn that quite a few members have found their soulmates already as well; Jun, Hansol, Soonyoung, Jihoon…
  • you also hear from Joshua that about three days after you met Jeonghan, Jeonghan found his soulmate when they were having dinner
  • you love all of Svt, they treat you like family and always push you and Joshua together
  • maybe they got a sense of how much you two wanted to get to know more about each other 
  • you both have dates at random coffee and tea places around their company’s building
  • though he wears a mask to avoid media
  • you’ll both just sip your drinks and look up and meet each other’s eyes and then giggle into your drinks
  • or you go see movies, some in English, and talk about favorite characters and good plot points
  • or walk around in shops, pointing at random things you’d both want to buy
  • like these cool matching sunglasses or food and you usually end up with the food and later that day you’re both rocking those matching sunglasses
  • or stroll in the park or read together at book stores
  • you both talk about your day and how much you missed each other
  • yes, you’re that couple
  • you’re both always holding hands, or linking fingers when walking, or tugging at each other’s sleeves or playing footsie under the table
  • it’s sort of reassuring for the both of you
  • knowing that the other person is  there
  • when you’re both together, you both can enjoy each other’s company
  • you’re both a bit overprotective of each other as well
  • “Jeonghan!” Jeonghan turns to look at you
  • “Could you make sure Joshua actually eats when he’s supposed to, he told me last time he wasn’t feeling well.”
  • “Alright,” Jeonghan laughs, “it sounds like you already married Shua, y/n.”
  • you blush, but smile and playfully stick your tongue out at him
  • Joshua asks the others if they saw you waiting for him
  • and at first they tease and mess around with him saying you aren’t there
  • but he gives them a look
  • and they crumple telling him you’re in the studio waiting for him for your date
  • and next week you bring Joshua and svt chicken
  • “Chicken, the fastest way to butter up your soulmate’s friends and get them to like you. Y/n, you have good sense.”
  • and when he sees you, no matter what he might be doing, he always quickly walks up to your side
  • “UGH just get a room then.” Hansol laughs at his hyung
  • “I can’t do what you and your soulmate do, Hansol.” Joshua cheekily fires back
  • Hansol blushes and you and Joshua laugh
  • you could be having the worst day ever, but once you see Joshua, your fears subside and when he hugs you, nothing else really matters except for the two of you together
  • sharing injuries all these years
  • made you both closer without you both realizing it
  • if Joshua got injured rehearsing and said it didn’t hurt
  • you could tell if he was lying
  • because you shared his pain
  • you’ll wake up in the middle of the night, woken by some unknown nightmare, tears ready to fall
  • you accidentally dug your nails into your palm while having the nightmare
  • the imprints from your nails aren’t too deep, but they look red
  • and your phone buzzes
  • it’s Joshua
  • you’re up aren’t you? If you’re still up do you want to talk?
  • he calls you and asks a bit frantically if you’re ok
  • “I’m fine… did you see the marks on your hand? I was just having a nightmare, I’m sorry…”
  • “No, it’s fine.” he says, relieved it wasn’t too bad
  • then he’ll sing you a song quietly
  • his soft and gentle voice carrying a sweet and calm melody
  • and you’ll fall asleep, your phone still allowing Joshua’s voice to be heard
  • and sometimes
  • you like playing with his hair
  • “yah, y/n, what’s up with you.”
  • “I just like your hair, it’s cute like a bunny.”
  • “My hair reminds you of bunnies?”
  • “Yea, because it’s fluffy.”
  • and when you next go over to hang out with Joshua in the studio
  • there’s a little bunny sitting on the couch next to some flowers
  • For the person who thinks my hair looks like a bunny, now you can pet an actual bunny instead of messing with my hair.”
  • you cuddle the life out of that stuffed bunny
  • “Did you like it?” Joshua says from behind you
  • “It’s almost as cute as your hair.” you giggle giving him a hug
  • “I’m glad you like it.” he leans down to kiss your forehead
  • you’re a bit surprised and blush but you playfully scrunch your nose
  • “I’m not that easy Joshua Hong, you’ll need to buy me a few more bunnies first.”
  • “Will do, lovely.” he laughs
  • boldly you stand on you tiptoes and press a kiss to his lips
  • “Thanks for the bunny, I’ll give it cuddles whenever I miss you.”
  • “That poor bunny is going to get cuddled a lot then.”
  • “Nah because I have you too.”
  • “That’s right you have me now.”

Originally posted by randomjoshua17

The Seventeen Soulmate AU series:

|| Seungcheol / Pt. 2 || Jeonghan / Pt. 2 || Joshua / Pt.2 || Jun / Pt.2 || Hoshi / Pt.2 || Wonwoo || Woozi / Pt.2 || Seokmin / Pt.2 || Mingyu / Pt.2 || Minghao || Seungkwan || Vernon / Pt.2 || Dino ||


~ admin jess

Dating Vmin Would Include:

Anonymous said: Hello~ Could u please do a dating taehyung and jimin would include ?( separately and poly if it’s not too much) thanks and love love love ur blog. KEEP UP THE HARD WORK😇😆 

A/N: Thank you so much for requesting! Hope you like this! Read the Taehyung One Here ! Jimin’s one will be published soon! -Admin Vanillakookie

Originally posted by jitamin

  • So possesive boyfriends
  • They want you all to themselves
  • They would get jealous so easily omg
  • If you hang out with the other members more than them
  • They’ll be all pouty
  • And would give you the silent treatment
  • They show so so so much affection
  • So much skinship
  • Trying to figure out a way so y’all can cuddle together
  • Buy you a ton of flowers
  • And stuffed animals
  • So many stuffed animals oh mi gawd
  • You and Tae having to remind Jimin that he is perfect
  • Because the bean can get insecure easily
  • Serenading you 
  • Because they are romantic little shits
  • Tae saving all the selcas you take together
  • I’m serious
  • He would have a folder with over 3.000 selcas
  • Probably make kissy faces at you 24/7
  • Jimin would the most shy out of you 3 during dates
  • And so nervous
  • Like, he would probably spill his drink or something
  • And would giggle out of nervousness
  • And apologize over and over
  • Making fun of Jungkook
  • Cute pet names
  • They’ll probably gonna use the word jagi a lot
  • Having matching everything
  • Matching rings
  • Matching shirts
  • Matching necklaces
  • Tae singing in the shower 
  • And you and Jimin make fun of him about it
  • They’ll never let you be sad
  • Literally would try anything to make you smile
  • Basically both of them are pure cinnamon rolls
  • Who have so much love to give
MBTI Types as Country Songs

ISFJ: The House That Built Me by Miranda Lambert  

If I could just come in I swear I’ll leave.
Won’t take nothing but a memory
From the house that built me.

Originally posted by flyngdream

ISFP: Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisley and Alison Krauss

She put him out like the burnin’ end of a midnight cigarette
She broke his heart, he spent his whole life tryin’ to forget
We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time

Originally posted by scottish-whisky-world

ISTP: Truck Yeah by Tim McGraw 

Truck, yeah
Wanna get it jacked up, yeah
Let’s crank it on up, yeah
With a little bit of luck I can find me a girl with a truck, yeah

Originally posted by nevermindtheb0ll0cks

ISTJ: Independence Day by Martina McBride (abuse/violence tw in the video) 

Now I ain’t sayin’ it’s right or it’s wrong
But maybe it’s the only way.
Talk about your revolution
It’s Independence Day.

Originally posted by matheusdei

INFJ: Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain by Willie Nelson 

Now my hair has turned to silver
All my life I’ve loved in vain
I can see her star in heaven
Blue eyes crying in the rain 

Originally posted by i-fuckworldus

INFP: Blue Ain’t Your Color by Keith Urban 

‘Cause blue looks good on the sky
Looks good on that neon buzzin’ on the wall
But, darling, it don’t match your eyes

Originally posted by tpfsp

INTP: The Devil Went Down to Georgia by the Charlie Daniels Band

Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,
'Cause Hell’s broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

Originally posted by thetunneloftheacid23

INTJ: The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia by Reba McEntire

That’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia
That’s the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don’t trust your soul to no back-woods southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town’s got bloodstains on his hands

Originally posted by itunes

ESFJ: Suds In The Bucket by Sara Evans

How could 18 years just up and walk away
Our little pony-tailed girl grown up to be a woman
Now she’s gone in the blink of an eye
She left the suds in the bucket
And the clothes hangin’ out on the line 

Originally posted by careyshakur

ESFP: Wagon Wheel by Darius Rucker 

I made it down the coast in seventeen hours
Picking me a bouquet of dogwood flowers
And I’m a-hopin’ for Raleigh, I can see my baby tonight

Originally posted by haidaspicciare

ESTP: People Are Crazy by Billy Currington 

We pondered life and death
He lit a cigarette
He said “These damn things’ll kill me yet;
But God is great, beer is good and people are crazy”

Originally posted by haidaspicciare

ESTJ: Fancy by Reba McEntire

I charmed a king, a congressman and an occasional aristocrat
And then I got me a Georgia mansion and an elegant New York townhouse flat
And I ain’t done bad

Originally posted by definitionofwhite

ENFJ: God, Your Mama, And Me by Florida Georgia Line ft. the Backstreet Boys 

Come on home, my love is
Never gonna run dry, never gonna come up empty
Now until the day I die, unconditionally

Originally posted by sevmedin

ENFP: Road Less Traveled by Lauren Alaina

If you trust your rebel heart, ride into battle
Don’t be afraid, take the road less traveled
Wear out your boots and kick up the gravel
Don’t be afraid, take the road less traveled on

Originally posted by tilldeathdousart

ENTP: It Ain’t My Fault by the Brothers Osborne (honestly this one needs the video for the full effect) (honorable mention to Honky Tonk Badonkadonk by Trace Adkins bc I feel like ENTPs would appreciate the meme)

Blame my raisin’ on my name
Blame my name on my raisin’
Blame my lack of knowing better on public education

Originally posted by robotjedi

ENTJ: Church Bells by Carrie Underwood

Saturday night, after a few too many
He came home ready to fight
And all his money could never save Jenny
From the devil living in his eyes

Originally posted by jlbwedding

Red Tulips {Flowershop! Yuta}
  • Pairing: Yuta X Reader
  • Request: “hi asgfhkjg i loved that ten au can i request a flowershop!yuta au? good luck on your blog!! i love u b”
  • Genre: Fluff; Flowershop AU; bulleted scenario
  • Word Count: 1117
  • Summary: You start to work at a flower shop, despite the fact that you know nothing about flowers. Luckily for you, a handsome florist helps you with that.

A/N: If I’m being frank I have no idea on how a flower arrangements or flower shops work so please bare with me, I looked up a lot of stuff especially the flower meanings, so sorry if anything is wrong! I also don’t think this is my best work, but I tried my best with this!!! Enjoy!

  • first off
  • you were broke and desperately needed a job
  • luckily for you, your aunt owned a flower shop
  • unfortunately for you, you knew nothing about flowers
  • and you were also allergic to pollen?
  • but still, you needed the job
  • so you took it
  • the first day you came in, you noticed there was a boy around your age working there too
  • and man was he cute
  • he had the brightest smile you have ever seen
  • you thought to yourself, is this love at first sight??
  • but he didn’t even notice you
  • his name was yuta and he was one of the florists working there
  • meaning, he knew everything about flowers
  • he knew the meanings, how to arrange them
  • which made sense since he worked there
  • anyways, you were given the job of sweeping the floor, making deliveries, and answering the phone to write down orders
  • it was pretty boring, but simple
  • you were getting paid so you didn’t care
  • the worst part of your job is all the sneezing
  • being surrounded by flowers all day was the worst
  • you sneezed so much that eventually, all the workers called you sneezy
  • you did not want to be known as sneezy
  • and you know who came up with that nickname?
  • yuta freaking nakamoto 
  • it was so embarrassing
  • that yuta, the man you HIGHKEY have a crush on, calls you sneezy
  • you begged him not to call you that
  • “whatever you say, sneezy”
  • sometimes you two bickered
  • though it annoyed you, you secretly liked it
  • and so does yuta 
  • one day your aunt tells you that she’s considering promoting you
  • that is, if you learn how to do floral arrangements and such
  • and of course you’re like WHEN DO I START??! because well, having money rocks
  • and you figured that your aunt would be teaching you all of this stuff
  • but then she says, “tomorrow morning, with yuta.”
  • and you’re like “with yuta???”
  • your aunt asks you if you have a problem with yuta
  • you tell her no, but really you do
  • because it’s YUTA!!! your heart starts to pound when you hear his name
  • how can you be alone with him
  • with him teaching you flowers???
  • despite the fact that he teases you and your occasional bickering
  • you guys have never talked that often or have ever been alone together
  • how can your heart take this
  • it can’t
  • RIP you
  • so the next day you come into the shop, which isn’t open yet so there really isn’t anyone there
  • and when you walk into the room, yuta smiled at you and you could feel your heart beat a million times per minute
  • because wow, what a visual
  • he starts by showing you a binder full of flowers and its meanings
  • and boiii were there a lot of flowers
  • you can’t even remember what you had for dinner last night how were you gonna remember all these flowers and its meanings
  • yuta was a bit frustrated but it was ok bc it meant he got to spend more time with you ;)
  • since you were having trouble remembering the flowers, yuta thought of an easier way to help you remember
  • he thought the two of you should start making flower arrangements together and you could learn along the way
  • You started off by making arrangements for a wedding together
  • He told you the possible flowers that could work
  • Myrtle - meaning good luck and love in marriage
  • Peony - happy life and happy marriage
  • Yarrow - everlasting love
  • a few days later, you worked on a bouquet meant for a funeral
  • Pink carnation - I’ll never forget you
  • Chrysanthemum - grief 
  • You learned a lot of things, and learned that being a florist means being a part of a person’s life, during happy and sad times
  • you told yuta that, and he told you that’s the exact reason to why he chose this as his career
  • though sometimes you experience feelings of grief and sadness
  • you can also be there for the good times
  • like weddings, birthdays, valentine’s day, mother’s day, etc.
  • that’s what makes it worth it
  • soon enough, you were getting the hang of it
  • and you and yuta have grown closer
  • your feelings for him have grown stronger because now you know what he’s like 
  • he was like a sweet and salty combination 
  • he was sweet when he wanted to be and and salty when he teased you
  • you couldn’t help but fall for him with his charming looks and personality 
  • but you were just friends
  • you felt like that was all you were gonna be
  • as disappointing as it was, you think you would be okay with being just friends
  • because yuta is a great person, who wouldn’t want to be his friend?
  • you didn’t want to get your hopes up by thinking you could ever be something more
  • there was always that part of you that felt special when yuta was nice to you
  • but he was nice to everyone
  • so friends, it was
  • until one day, he hands you a bouquet of red tulips
  • you were very confused 
  • “Is this for delivery???”
  • he laughs because you’re cute and says, “it’s for you, silly.”
  • in a very confused state, you asks what it means
  • “Red tulips are a declaration of love”
  • you thought you were dreaming
  • “I like you, y/n”
  • you were totally not expecting that 
  • “I like you, too,” you uttered
  • “I know,” he smirks
  • you get the point yada yada
  • your first date is very cute 
  • he showed up at your house with red roses, which everyone knows means love
  • you guys had a picnic at a park nearby
  • though it was just your first date, it wasn’t awkward at all, being with him just felt so natural 
  • and when he took you home
  • you bet yuta is a ‘kiss on the first date’ kinda guy
  • after that there were many kisses and dates to come
  • his kisses are sweet and comforting
  • he’s obsessed with kissing you, he can’t go a day without giving you kisses
  • you pretend it bothers you and push him away, but you love it
  • yuta would be a very clingy boyfriend
  • always kissing you, giving you hugs, telling you he loves you
  • always tries to flirt with you, even though you’re dating
  • cheesy pickup lines like “You know what my shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material ;)))”
  • he gets jealous easily
  • but feels better when he remembers he’s the lucky guy who won your heart
  • he gives you a lot of flowers so you’ll always know he loves you!!
  • gives you a lot of pet names like baby
  • but still calls you sneezy sometimes
  • y’all are just the cutest couple to exist


anonymous asked:


  • Sebastian’s Ciel is best
  • Precious boy, don’t protect him, Sebastian’s got that covered
  • Far more courageous than twin
  • cute cute cute boy, Sebastian’s boy, yes
  • His tears are worth diamonds
  • Gorgeous boy, 179/10
  • Dog = never leave me alone, Sebastian = never leave me alone
  • So cute, so smart, so deserving, best boy
  • Need more fan art of him with flowers
  • And t e a r s
  • cutie cutie cutie
  • Proved his entire family wrong by earning his title and name
  • Adorable. So much.
  • Give him more milk with honey
  • Those. C h e e k s.
  • His coughs are tuned with my heart throbs
  • Loveliest thing ever, could stare at for 10 hours
  • Sebastian’s Ciel is most beautiful
  • That’s all I got. Did I miss something or were we reading the same chapter?