flower smiling like the troll he is


→ Pairing: Jungkook x Reader / Namjoon x Reader
→ Genre: fluff, smut, angst, humor
→ Words: 2,659
→ Rated: NC-17
→ Warnings: language, sort of unintentional sexual innuendos
→ Summary: A text message sent to the wrong number turns into a long lasting affair between two people completely opposite one another.
→ Note: Ok, so the interim parts are gonna be from Jungkook’s POV (to show how intertwined their lives are without them knowing) and I hope you remember the last paragraphs from the first part since they kind of hold significance in an early conversation in this one lol. Thank you for reading, hope you enjoy! :) 

(Also, these parts aren’t that important really (but this one is). They’re mostly because I love to write from everyone’s POV to make things more complicated lmao I’m sorry)

Parts: 01 : interim : 02 : coming soon


  • jungkook pov

Quick question
Is it socially acceptable to just get up and leave a discussion?
Maybe punch someone on the way out?

It takes a little bit of courage to send it, but when he finally lets his thumb press the send button and the message flies away with a sort of satisfying whoosh, he smiles and pushes it down the pocket of his tight jeans. He thinks it’s a little ridiculous, but it feels nice to message her again. It’s been three days after all.

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EXO Reaction to their S/O suddenly developing an interest in flowers and their meaning

Xoxo, Admin A~

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*He’ll become a flower faerie just to make you happy xD* “Why not going to the woods and find strange flowers? You’ll love them”


*He’ll pain all the flowers you like and send them anonymously to you* “I hope she likes the little surprise I have for her”


“He’ll go to anywhere just to find every kind of flower that you like* “I’ll make a garden just for you jagi!”


*Flowers will become his new obsession too…or you… I’m not sure*


*He’ll try reading about them and learning the meanings just to impress you* “Did you know that the ‘Hibiscus syriacus’ is the official flower of South Korea?”


*He’ll take classes with you and learn how to make flower arrangements and everything* “Never thought this could be so fun! Maybe we could open a cafe that also sells special flowers!”


“You know jagi… while you look at all those flowers and love them, I only have eyes for one, the most beautiful of them all. You”


*Loves trolling you* “Wait… you are telling me I can’t eat these! Then why did you buy then… they look yummi!” 


*He’ll try to make your day everyday sending you flowers to your work. Or even showing up* “We should open a flower shop jagi. I want to see you smile and I would love to help you!”


*He’ll take care of your flowers just how he takes care of you* “So funny… how my delicate jagi likes such delicate things… now every time I see a flower… I smile because her image comes to my mind”


*He’s actually the one who shows you the beautiful world of flowers and you know that if for some reason you can’t water them or take care of them, he will*


*He will literally cosplay as a new flower everyday so he becomes your new obsession XD*

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

Bechloe Week - Thursday - You Don't Bring Me Flowers

“Okay, start from the beginning,” Amy said, once Beca stopped hyperventilating.


“Hey Becs. Is everything okay? You don’t usually call before lunchtime.”

“Hey Chlo, yeah some people around the studio were talking about this new place downtown and I want to try it out. Are you busy tonight around dinner time?”

“Never busy if you are the one asking.”

During the pause, Beca could imagine Chloe winking and she rolled her eyes.

Chloe continued, “Can you pick me up at six, then?”

“Yeah sure, it’s a date or whatever. Gotta go; lots to do with only working three days this week.”

On the other end of the line Chloe blushed. “Alright then,” she said.


Beca knocked on the door at ten minutes to six.

“Wow, you look…” Beca stared at Chloe, hair done up, make up perfectly done and suddenly she felt like an ugly troll.

“You like?” Chloe’s smile lit up the doorway as she spun around to show off her flowy dress.

“Yes. You look so amazing. Now I feel underdressed.”

“You look beautiful. You always do.”

Beca blushed and ducked he head. “Whatever. I’m sorry. I mean thank you. Oh, here. I passed a shop on the way home and these made me think of you.”

“Oh, they are my favorite flowers and so beautiful. Thank you so much!” She ducked into her apartment to put the flowers in water and a few minutes later they were on their way.


Chloe wouldn’t stop grinning at her, so Beca took to looking around the restaurant. The decor felt like a cross between New York City and Atlanta and somehow they made that work.

Beca’s humming slowly turned to singing. “I won’t treat you like you’re oh so typical. All you think of lately is getting underneath me. All I dream of lately is how to get you underneath me.”

“Is that so?”

“Oh, sorry I’ve been working on a remix for the club on Saturday. It’s kind of catchy and I guess the lyrics are stuck in my head.”

“And here I thought you were singing me a love song.”

Beca rolled her eyes. “You’re so weird.”

Chloe arched her eyebrow. “Tegan and Sara, huh?” she mused.

Beca shrugged. “Yeah, I’d never heard of them before, but Cynthia Rose said I might like them.”

Chloe giggled. “Of course she did.”

“I don’t get it.”

“It’s just…”

“Sorry to interrupt, ladies. Can I take your order, please?”


The meal was delicious and the conversation easy. Chloe was thinking about veterinary school, which for some reason made her feel better than the idea of her as an exotic dancer.

“You can be anything you want to be Chlo. I believe in you. We took world’s remember? Together we’re unstoppable.”

“You and me?” Chloe asked with a curious expression.

“Together forever,” Beca offered raising her glass in salute.


When they got back to Chloe’s apartment, Chloe stopped outside of the door and grinned. She sang “Can you come a little closer?”

Beca rolled her eyes and let Chloe wrap her arms around Beca’s neck.

Chloe looked into Beca’s eyes for a moment and smiled. “Tonight was absolutely perfect. Thank you so much for everything!”


“And then she kissed me! She kissed me on the lips Amy!”

“You don’t bring me flowers,” Amy whined.

"You are allergic.”

“So you bought her flowers, sang her a love song, you talked about your future together and on top of that you called it a date,” Amy deadpanned.

"I uh… Oh. Well damn.”

“If Bumper had done that for me, I would have been all over him like … well me on chocolate cake. I mean I would be anyway, but you know if didn’t know him and wasn’t already riding that pony every chance I get. And believe me when I tell you…”

“Dude, gross! Yeah, I get it. okay I just. I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel about this.”

“Beca, you and I have been roommates for years, besties even and you hardly talk to me when you come through the door after work. You literally jump when she calls your name. You can’t wait to be with her. I think you already know what you feel. The question is: What are you going to do about it?”

How to tell Exo members apart

Minseok = Xiumin: A short hot man with an baby round face. Who is the oldest out of all the members despise his cute image nor his sexy image.

Joonmyun = Suho: He looks like a Korean Rich Mother (like the ones in KDramas) with a six packs. He also look like TVXQ Yunho, and SUJU Swion.

Yixing = Lay: A Chinese Flower boy who can extremely sexy or adorable with his dimple smile. He also the only chinese member in Exo as of now.

Baekhyun: Short and more adorable than your ex, and more gorgeous than your next. He has the most beautiful eyes and hands too.

Jongdae = Chen: Pretty simple, cheeks bones, jawline, adams apple. Most handsomest, high note, troll king, but he the most sweetest.

Chanyeol: He handsome, tall, deep voice, Yoda like ears, and big smile. The guy that is “rumor to be dating Baekhyun”.

Kyungsoo = D.O: Short and cute. Exo no.1 actor. With Big eyes and heart shape lips. There always a Jongin following him.

Jongin = Kai: Beware of this man out of all the members. He can be adorable puppy but also a devilish sex fiend.

Sehun: A handsome man who can be an adorable little kid. But at the same can have a really sassy attitude.

Meanwhile the past members:

Luhan: Aka Sehun twin in China. Who prettier than most ladies.

Yifan = Kris: Look like an shoju anime character. Who can be really clusmy and silly at times.

Zitao = Tao: Cool looking martial man from martial actions films. With an diva like attitude, and aegyo like panda.

Tape 3, reminder I named myself as pontata in game

“Hello! Pontata! Face the camera and smile!”

“ahahah gotcha! The cap is still on so it won’t show!”

Asriel is kiiinda a little troll isn’t he XD But then it explains flowey. And man I would have liked to see the fallen child genuinely smile.

“I’m laughing myself! Hehehe! Funny!”

Flowe- I mean asriel…!

“Eh? Ahh I remember I remember”

“It’s the time we wanted to make butterscotch pie and give it to father?”


“The recipe read ‘Butter 1 cup…“

“Because we gathered and put in the flower named buttercup, he got poisoned”

“Yes yes! And then father regrettably got really ill.”

“I reflected a lot… Mother was really mad”

kankan actually means like really really really pissed off mad. Almost like one spits fire. Like bad.

“It would have been better to laugh it off like you…”


“…Why talk about that?”

“Eh? Turn off the camera? Okay got it.”

Dancing and the Dreaming: Chapter 7

Modern AU. Hiccup does not want to go back to where his father lives. Astrid does not want to get married. Reluctantly, they team up to start a wedding business called Dancing and the Dreaming. “What you’re searching for, is in here.” The first rule they’ve set…is that no matter what, they cannot fall in love.

Chapter 6

The Mission Impossible theme would be in order, Astrid thought wryly, as she sat in the restaurant. This may have been the most dramatic thing she had ever done. Since she had met Hiccup, she had been doing a lot of dramatic things. She had to ask him if he was in theatre during school.

Two tables away from them, Mala Wing was talking to a young couple. Hiccup leaned in, making sure the menu was hiding his face, and hissed, “I can’t hear them. What scam is she offering?”

“Doesn’t matter,” Astrid whispered back, “so long as we offer something better - and not a scam.”

The couple and Mala rose, shaking each other’s hands right before they began to leave. Sharing alarmed looks and shouting a quick word to the waiter that they’d be back for their food, the young planners followed them.

“Mr. Potter!” Astrid called, and the young black haired man turned and furrowed his brows at her. The young woman next to him looked equally startled as Hiccup shook her hand eagerly.

“I’m sorry,” she said, exchanging a glance with her fiancee, “I don’t think we’ve met before?”

Hiccup grinned, and Astrid pleaded to the gods he wouldn’t say it, but the gods must not have heard her. “No in real life, but yes on Facebook - ow,” he hissed lightly when Astrid dug her elbow into his rib.

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merlinobsessionist  asked:

I'm having a ridiculous thought about coldflashwave that I need to share. SO, coldwave is already a thing and let's say something bad happens at heist so mick and len help barry get back to star labs and make sure he's okay and in the process Mick sees under the mask. THATS THE CONTEXT. So, in next heists there's more flirting with not just len and barry but mick and barry which leaves barry kinda dumbfounded and stuff like uh what. and mick and len have already discussed about how they feel (1)

how they feel about Barry, and want to include him in their relationship. not sure how Mick develops feelings but whatever. it happens. I mean it’s barry ofc he grows to adore the little shit with a smile filled with sunshine. HOWEVER, mick and len are awful with relationships and talking about feelings so they don’t know hot to confront barry and talk shit out SO they just fuickgins troll him. They leave flowers at his lab, chocolates in his bedroom, just random shit that leaves barry going (2)

wtf, because everything is signed by captain cold and heatwave SO basically the precinct and all his friends and family know about his not-so-secret admirers and are worried about him. Except for Singh cause he knows Barry is the Flash and has noticed that the rogues have been more chill recently and aren’t causing much damage anymore and he’s just fucking done with the goddamn flirting so he decides to play matchmaker. this got out of hand lol, singh came out of nowhere but now i have a need(3)

I honestly can’t add anything else to this! It’s already so perfect as is.

anonymous asked:

What would team Natsu dress up as for Halloween (feel free to add more characters to the mix if you want)


  • Natsu would want to be Charmander, with actually fire on the tail (he’d make sure kids won’t get too close to it, so no one would get hurt) And make Charmander’s noise and do tricks for kids.
  • Lucy would be Rapunzel and have Cancer make her hair very, very long and braid it with flowers. She would definitely allow pictures to be taken with children and parents when they go out.
  • Gray would be like a handsome pirate?? I’m sorry, I don’t see Gray dressing up too much, but he would do any costume to not wear a shirt…
  • Erza would dress as WonderWoman, and make it look aaaaawesooooome. She’d have the shield and sword and everything!
  • Wendy dresses up like Branch from Trolls (while Chelia is Poppy and they do FREAKIN’ ADORABLE COUPLE PHOTOS). Wendy is the Happy Branch, so she can use more blue and smile.
  • Happy and Chelia were flowers. Wendy and Natsu popped giant flowers on their heads and make them hold leaves while they fly so they’re “flowers in the wind”.

5 times regina felt that robin was a possibility she could not afford (in the missing year)

1. Unlike every other peasant, he doesn’t stare each time he enters a new room in the castle. His eyes don’t flicker around amazed at the high ceilings or the rich fabrics or the gold-coated objects. Robin walks into a room as though he’s trying to figure out its escape routes. Too many years as a bandit. Regina supposes she can understand the feeling.

(She’s always pondering a way out of here herself.)

Sometimes, when his eyes linger on an object, she can tell it’s because he’s privately repelled that the nobles would live with this much luxury.

So she is not too surprised to find him hiding in the stables while the whole castle is alive and buzzing with music. It’s one of Snow’s celebratory balls. For what, Regina can’t really remember. The feast is a sinful waste; the wine and large dresses are nothing short of a transgression considering that there’s a witch out there plotting to ruin all their lives.

“Your majesty. I didn’t expect to see you here,he says as she steps through the double doors.

It’s a statement. He says it because he’d expect her to be in her chambers, where she is most of the time.

She hears it as mockery. Thinks he means it like she’d believe a queen to be above being in the stables. Remembers her mother, who only ever had her horse brought to her. ”It’s my palace,” she challenges with a snarl. “And this is one of my favourite places.”

It’s the truth. This and the apple tree, shrines for two out of her three most piercing losses. What does that say about her?

Behind them, the laughter in the castle grows louder, the cake has been cut. Spring is upon them and everywhere a rich smell of flowers assaults her. All she needed was a moment away.

Robin stands there in the shadows with a few animals for company. He makes for a strange leader, Regina thinks. Lonely.

He gives her a small smile and tells her, earnest, “mine too.”

Not lonely. Haunted. Just like that, she accepts his presence for the moment. What harm can a few more ghosts do, among animals?

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