Nothing, it's just adults are boring and I hate them. And I don't want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
Hey, listen to me. Yes, we're gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you're asleep, then you're the dumbest man I know.