I may or may not have had too much to drink last night.
I may or may not have dirty danced with 2 of my male coworkers who have small crushes on me.
I may or may not be going for round 2 on the island again tonight.

How did the boy who treated me so badly end up giving the kind of relationship I've always wanted to a hoe?

And I can’t even get the most wonderful boy I have ever met, to want what I want, with me?

That ain’t even fair.