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Just Hiroki things
  • crying on a park bench
  • almost kissing your boss
  • slipping on water in the library
  • having sex in a library
  • being followed home by an usual tol stranger
  • bottle rocket alMOST TOOK OUT MY NARDS
  • having 3 copies of every book you own by one author
  • sleeping with a famous writer
  • coffee black just like my soul
  • unusually long scarves
  • running into the forest to escape your feelies
  • master of disguise
  • angry™
  • being too depressed to change your locks while knowing that a total stranger may be able to break into your apartment
  • jumping 10ft in the air when your first name is called
  • you have to be called by a name that no one else has registered in your database or else yOU ArE deNIED
  • ALWAYS FUCKING COLD
  • wears formal wear everywhere guy
  • falling asleep on the floor
  • violently assaulting a doctor during their shift
  • being a terrible cheating detective
  • keeping a secret for years
  • reads books upside down when nervous
  • domestic violence on school grounds
  • being your boss’s “comfort pillow”
  • loudest at meetings
  • was probably the guy they called to tell the ninjas from Naruto that they failed the written test to the Chunin exams
  • the human equivalent of a period
  • no Pokémon GO in my classroom
  • may have a problem with impulse shopping when emotionally unstable
  • Please write a five (5) paragraph essay on the reasons why my best friend never loved me.