Unfucked my habitat today. I’ve been needing to do this for…oh god, honestly like two or three years. There’s been smaller cleanings of parts of the room but not a full proper cleaning. The impetus today was that the landlord’s sending someone to the house tomorrow and I did not want strangers walking into that.

The top two photos (the daylit ones) are basically a Before, after an hourish of cleaning (which involved turning my floordrobe into a full closet and sweater bin). The rest of the photos are after a 45/15 and five 20/10s, which was the real work. 3 hours, 25 minutes in all, not including breaks.

The pile of bags behind the door are clothes for Goodwill. There are also two full laundry hampers by the bed. There’s also other stuff to deal with later (the books stacked in front of the bookshelf and in front of the closet, the Box Wilderness, perhaps) but for now? I’m happy.

*;✘:. new words

* &. ) taken from this post.

to sky: (v) to love without boundaries.

askhole: (n) someone who asks many stupid, pointless or obnoxious questions.

bedgasm: (n) a feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.

masturdating: (n) going out alone to a restaurant or movie.

chairdrobe: (n) piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser, see also floordrobe.

textpectation: (n) the anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text.

cellfish: (n) an individual who keeps talking on their phone so as to be rude or inconsiderate of other people.

nonversation: (n) a completely worthless conversation.

carcolepsy: (n) a condition where a passenger falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving.

errorist: (n) a person who repeatedly makes mistakes or is always wrong.

hiberdating: (v) when someone ignores their friends in favor of their boyfriend/girlfriend.

youniverse: (n) used to indicate that a person only has knowledge of his or herself; their universe consists of only themselves.

columbusing: (n) when white people claim to have discovered something that has been around for years, decades, centuries.

unkeyboardinated: (adj) when you’re unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

afterclap: (n) the last person who claps after everyone else has stopped.

unlightening: (v) learning something that makes you dumber. 

dudevorce: (n) when two bros officially end their friendship.

beerboarding: (n) extracting secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk. 

nomonym: (n) a food that tastes like another food.

ambitchous: (adj) striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

internest: (n) the cocoon of blankets of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself while spending long periods of time on the internet.


Woke up in a great mood today! I’ve had a long shower and moisturise and face mask, and tidied my floordrobe so far. Gonna do my nails and make up soon and then have a walk into town to buy decorations for the bday party, decorate the flat, deep clean my room and the kitchen ready for tonight then maybe have a wander up to the park with my book later ☺️

Also I’ve got a job interview on Sunday 🙋🙋💃


Somebody slap me down if I say I don’t have anything to wear… 🚺and I have four loads of washing to do … #issues #floordrobe #storage #clothes

90 Day LDR Challenge
(with superwaluigibros)

Day 41: What do you both mostly argue about?

so far, about who loves the other most ;) tbh, we don’t really argue.
I know the day will come when we will - it will probably be something to do with either religion-related stuff or Jake’s floordrobe - but since both of us are fairly good listeners and communicators, I imagine we will navigate it well and come out stronger ♥