EVERY LINE PARAPPA SAYS IN HIS RAPS IN ONE TRANSCRIPT (not including ujl)
Kick! Punch! Chop! Block! Kick! Punch! Chop! Block! Duck! Jump! Turn! Pose! Jump! Pose! Duck! Turn! Kick, punch! Chop, block! Chop, kick! Punch, block! Duck! Jump! Turn! Pose! Duck! Turn! Jump! Pose! Kick, punch, block! Chop, kick, block! Block, turn, kick! Block, duck, punch! Duck, duck, turn! Jump, kick, chop! Punch, punch, punch! Step on the gas? Step on the brakes? Step on the gas? Step on the gas! Step on the brakes! Step on the brakes! Step on the gas! Check and turn the signals to the right! Now turn to the right! Check and turn the signals to the left! Now turn to the left! Do I know why we stopped the car? Guess? What? Do I know why we stopped the car? Guess? What? You, forgot, to close, the door. Check and turn the signals to the right! Step on the gas, now turn to the right! Check and turn the signals to the left! Step on that gas, now turn to the left! Step on the brakes! Do I know why we stopped the car again? In the rain or in the snow, Got the got the funky flow. In the rain or in the snow, Got the got the funky flow. All you ever need to be is nice and friendly. All you ever need to be is nice and friendly. I will try to sell a cap like this. I will try to sell a cap like this. The skunk over here will bring you luck, The pump over here comes with a truck. In the rain or in the snow, Got the got the funky flow. In the rain or in the snow, Got the funky funky flow. I have never sold everything, everything. You have never sold everything, everything. Money money money, is all you need. Money money money, is all you need. Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl. M.I.X the flour into the bowl. Crack crack crack the egg into the bowl. M.I.X the flour into the bowl. Butter butter butter joins the bowl. We’re makin’ us a cake that you never seen before. Heat up the oven, now we’re on a roll. Cheap cheap cheap’s the name of your soul. Put the cake in the oven for a while. Leave it there, come on, clean the pile. Put the cake in the oven for a while. Leave it there, come on, clean the pile. Here, I don’t have a sample. Cause money and time’s just what we don’t have. Here, I don’t have a sample. Cause money and time’s just what we don’t have. All we gotta do is apply the final touches. Take out the shrimp, the clam and the perches. The perch goes here, the clam goes there, The little tiny shrimps just go everywhere! Whatever you like’s in the middle, fiddle. Seafood cake comes just like the riddle. Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door. Or, I will fall to the floor. Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door. Or, I will fall to the floor. Did you check the toilets on the right? Did you check the toilets on the left? Did you check the toilets on the right? Did you check the toilets on the left? In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow, but now I really gotta go. The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare! You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain’t kidding, although nothing is written. Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know! You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain’t kidding, although nothing is written. Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know! I gotta redeem! I gotta relieve! I gotta receive! I gotta BELIEVE!! Yo yo everybody. It’s the time you’ve been waiting for, here’s the party! Sunny’s my life, She’s like a dice, I cannot tell which way she’ll turn till I spice! But I went through it like that, because I want it like that, no other difference, is the fact! I gotta redeem! I gotta relieve! I gotta receive! I gotta BELIEVE!! I gotta redeem! I gotta relieve! I gotta receive! I gotta BELIEVE!! P to the A to the R to the A, PaRappa’s the name I rap everyday! Breakin’ out was the name of the game for me, you, you, you, and you! Kick punch chop, I got the funky flow, M.I.X the flour into the bowl! I gotta redeem! I gotta relieve! I gotta receive! I gotta BELIEVE!! I gotta redeem! I gotta relieve! I gotta receive! I gotta BELIEVE!! Somebody say ho! Ho Say ho! ho! Ho Ho Say ho! ho! ho! Ho Ho Ho Now scream! Everybody say ho! Ho Say ho! ho! Ho Ho Say ho! ho! ho! Ho Ho Ho Now screeeeam! Cut! Heat! Toast! Cook! Cut! Heat! Toast! Cook! Cut the lettuce! Heat the grill! Toast the buns! Cook the patties! Serve the drinks! Melt the cheese! French the fries! Sweep the floors! Cook those burgers! Turn the patty over! Watch them fries! Better execute sooner! Bring on the ketchup! Don’t forget the cheese! Bring on the mustard! Handle it with ease! Cook those burgers, turn the patty over! Cut the lettuce, don’t forget the cheese! Toast the buns, french the fries! Bring on the ketchup, sweep the floors! Love kick. Love punch. Love duck. Love turn. Love chop. Love twist. Love pose. Love hug. Smooth kick. Nice punch. Sweet chop. Love fight. Hold hands. Face to face. Get romantic. Let’s get it on. Love style. You and me. Together forever. Never to part. Look up in the sky. See the stars? I hold you tight. Lovers we are. Smooth like butter. Caress your lover. Enjoy the moment. Won’t last forever. Love punching. Soft chopping. Sweet kicking. It’s all about the mind. Tamanegi flava. Wish I was a playa. I’m a tax payer. Need a good lawyer. Kick, kick, punch, jump, pose. Smooth chop, love, with a rose. Duck, twist, twist, turn, punch. Hug, kiss, love then chop. Ta, ma, negi sensei Here, he, comes, so make way! What’s my name, what’s my name fool? What’s that sound? Who dat be, huh? Where I come from, where I come from? I think I’m big? I think I’m big kid?? Is my desire, to grow back again? I came to the right place, You’ll make me big. Pull the lever or whatever, right now, right now! Better make it quick, hey, hey, look down. Get you out of this and now push the button. Come on, come on, you’re big all of a sudden. What’s going on, what’s going on, you’re really scared. SOS, SOS, please handle you with care. You weren’t scared, I must’ve been dreaming. Better believe it, your mind is like a demon. You’re the lord everybody knows your name. You got it all, cash, money and fame. Now back to business, I want to grow big right? Let’s not waste no time, here we go, alright? It’ll never happen again, you promise, you promise. You’ll do anything, a hug? a kiss?? You don’t know what to do, it’s all because of me. You enjoy your size, your charm too. Put you back son, come on you gotta go. Or you’re gonna miss your favourite TV show. Do the jump! Do the flip! Double Dutch! Don’t lose the grip! To the right! To the left! Side to side! I’m the ref! Jump the ropes now! Get up high now! To the limit now! Right now! Kick, kick, kick, kick! Slide, slide, slide! Do it slick, do it, do it slick! And ride, ride! Lean it to the left! Lean it to the right! Crouch down for speed! Just obey your needs! Up the ramps we go! all the way! Come on now, we ain’t got all day! On the rails, or just on the trails! Crave for speed, and let your body go! The need for speed will keep your body tight! Remember, never go down without a fight! Climb the rocks, step by step! Right, left, right, right, left! Phew! you’re tried, please take a break! Come on please, for old times sake? You gotta do this, every single day! Tell you the truth, your hair’s turning gray! Where’s the ropes? Where did you put it? I thought you had it, I gave it to you! Oh well then, why don’t you get your skates? Where’s yours? Can I please wait? You wanna just forget it? And just take a picture? You carry a camera, for all your adventures! Snip snip. Trim trim. Cut cut. Shave shave. Snip trim cut. Shave cut snip. Trim shave dye. Cut snip trim. Snip snip snip, snip snip Cut cut cut, cut cut Trim trim trim, trim trim Shave shave shave Cut the cut, snip the snip Trim the trim, shave the shave. Trim the cut, shave the snip. Cut the snip, shave the trim. Trim trim cut, cut trim trim perm perm cut, cut perm perm. cut cut perm, perm cut cut. snip snip dye, dye snip snip. dye dye snip, snip cut cut. trim trim dye, dye snip snip With the shampoo, I’ll give it to you all. Rinse ya good, I made you look tall. Dry your hair, blow up and down. Come on son, it’s time to get down. Keep the line, keep the line moving. I’m non stop, my body’s just groovin Cut your hair, flat back and up front. Give you a perm now, and we’re done! Cut the lettuce (THROW) toast the buns. French the fries (THROW) cook the burgers. Serve the patties (THROW) heat the grill. Hug kiss, love and chop (HAI!) hold hands and kick! Bring, on, da, funk (HAI!) don’t for-get punch. Da Masta, Da Masta, Is original (HAI!) kick punch style is unforgettable! Pull the lever or whatever, right, (NOW) better make it quick, come on get down I am the lord, you all know my name? (NOW) I got it all cash money and fame. Put me back son, come I gotta go (NOW) I’m gonna miss my TV show. Kick, kick, kick, kick (DO IT!) Slide, slide, slide, slide, slide. Lean it to the left, lean it to the right (DO IT!) crouch for speed and obey your needs! Up the ramps we go, all the way (DO IT!) come on now we ain’t got all day! Trim, trim, cut, trim, trim, (YEAH!) dye, dye, snip, snip, dye. Trim, dye, snip, cut, (YEAH!) perm, cut, shave, shave, trim. With the shampoo, I’ll give it to you all (YEAH!) rinse ya good, I made you look tall!. Slurp it, suck it, I know we all like it. Smell it, taste it, fruit in a basket. Mexican, Egyptian, English, Korean. Anything goes, even Alaskan. Roll it on my spoon, create my own boom. I betcha didn’t know; There are no rules. Pizza, burritos, they all taste good. As long as they love food, then any thing’s cool. C. double O. K. I. E. S. Great tasting sweets, blow to my chest. Brownies, a pie, a shake, you name it. Any type of sweets you like, yes I got it. Noodles are the best no doubt can’t deny, taste better than water, but don’t ask you why. But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries. Then why do you, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. You must’ve sounded real eerie. You’re welcome brother, for lettin’ you understand that a man must understand to keep his options open. It’s party time, come on everybody you can do it shake your body. Come on out on the floor, and rock it till you want some more! Wave your hands from left to right, feel the rhythm, enjoy the ride. 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, come on everybody look alive 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10, everybody dance, hard till the end. He’s back again, the young pup on the block, taking every problem one by one. Doesn’t cut corners, he never gives up! that’s why he’s always the number one! To all the brothers, and the sisters. All the mothers, and the fathers. We all have problems, no doubt for sure, but tonight, let’s forget and unite! People in the front, people in the back, side to side, let’s all get down! If you gotta problem, whatcha gonna do?? Give it up? or believe in yourself? If you gotta problem, whatcha gonna do?? Like PaRappa, you gotta believe! Say Ho Say Ho Ho Say Ho Ho Ho Say Alright! Say Oh yeah! Whatcha gonna do?? I gotta believe!! Say Alright! Say Oh yeah! Whatcha gonna do?? I gotta believe!!
So I was at UCLA today but for like three minutes lol (for UCLA Health volunteer check in).
VERY ANGRY because I reallly wanted to get floor tickets for BruinBash this year so I was AWAKE AND READY AT 10AM for the race to get tickets before I had to leave BUT AS SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW, THE SITE CRASHED. I waited for a good hour and a half and couldn’t get through.
Last year I got a floor ticket but didn’t go because none of my other friends got floor tickets. Last year, every single ticket was under a lottery, so by amazing luck I got a floor ticket from the lottery. Feels bad. THIS YEAR IT’S RUMORED THAT MADEON AND PORTER ROBINSON ARE HEADLINING??/?/?/
Anyways my dorm floor is Bobs Burgers themed lmao it spooks me because last year, my RA kept scaring everyone with a huge Bobs Burgers cutout in her window omg
Imagine Steve TRYING to take Sam out on a date but Sam is oblivious
“You wanna grab dinner tonight?” Steve asks, unclipping his
helmet and rubbing at his jaw. That giant sparrow had really clocked him one.
Sam groans, wiggling his fingers and dropping his gloves on
the floor. “Burgers. I want burgers.”
Nodding, Steve pulls the button at his throat until it
unsnaps and tries to ignore the bruising his heart’s giving the inside of his
ribs. “Sounds perfect.”
A shower, a handful of ibuprofen, and about nineteen
Gatorades later, Steve knocks on the door to Sam’s Stark Tower apartment. There
are voices behind the door. Multiple voices. Steve swallows.
“Hey,” Sam says when he opens the door, “everyone else
wanted burgers too. Let’s go?”
“Um. Sure,” Steve says. What else is he supposed to say? Oh, I wanted you all to myself. Can you tell
everyone else to get fucked? Well…
It’s not until they’re crammed into a booth at a bar somewhere
in Midtown, Thor announcing that the waiter should just bring three of everything
on the menu, that Sam seems to notice Steve’s not smiling. “What’s up?” he
asks, leaning over toward him. “Are you sugar-crashing? Here, I’ll get you a soda.”
As he puts up a hand to signal the waiter, Steve shakes his
head, but Sam, already ordering, doesn’t notice. Steve puts his chin in one
hand and stares down at the menu, wondering if he’ll ever catch a break. He thanks
the waiter when a Coke is set down in front of him, and sips at the straw
obediently until Sam nudges him again.
“You sure you’re okay?” he asks.
Steve looks at him, fully prepared to lie and let Sam get on
with having fun. But he’s so…and Steve wants… “I was thinking it was just going
to be you and me,” he admits, and slowly, understanding dawns on Sam’s face.
“Jesus, I’m sorry,” Sam says, leaning a little closer
because Tony’s jostling him on the other side, loud. He puts a hand on Steve’s
shoulder. Steve’s heart drops like a rock and beats between his toes. Sam’s
sorry. Sam doesn’t want this from him. Sam’s such a decent person that he’s
apologizing for not being interested. “I didn’t think you could possibly want
that with me.”
“Look.” Sam shifts closer yet again, glancing over his
shoulder with an annoyed expression. “I’m fucking starving, so would you do me a favor and stay for dinner? And then
we’ll go for a drink. Just us.”
Steve swallows. Sam’s hand slips off his shoulder and ghosts
down his side to land on his thigh. “Yeah, okay,” he agrees. “Just us.”
Gonna go an get screenshots of all the contradictions in Undertale
Here are some of my favorites, starting with the one Utilityheater pointed out:
Book says humans can’t use magic, intro shows wizard with staff using magic, and they are sealed in the barrier, with is human magic.
Monster says that Monster food is pure energy and monsters don’t need to pass food and says monsters don’t have bathrooms. Papyrus doesn’t know what a toilet is. Alphy’s and Jerry both talk about going to the bathroom, and Alphys has a bathroom sign next to the secret elevator, because apparently no one else has tried to use the bathroom in the lab. This also means this was rather awkward and embarrassing for all the humans that still had bodily functions to take care of.
Boss monsters biology resulting in them needing to have genetic offspring for parents to age and child to grow results in an impossible/incestual/pedophilloic situations latter on, especially with cases of orphans and limited soul energy being compounded each generation.
Frisk somehow passes the barrier in the neutral ending despite human souls being unable to pass the barrier without the power of a monster soul, and human souls can’t be absorbed by other humans, and Asgores soul was destroyed and Flowey has no soul….
Cellphones battery lasts the entire game no matter how many calls to Papyrus/Undyne you make, can have a shooting mode, texting, bomb diffuser, item storage, and jet pack installed by Alphys in seconds, Sans and Papyrus’s cellphones run out by the end of the game and the neutral ending calls after a call lasting 2 minutes.
Monsters all appear to turn to dust the second they die, yet a bunch of monsters including species you can kill and turn to dust instantly are able to be brought in after “falling” and being comatose and basically dead.
Chara was the first human to die, they put their coffin as the one closest to the stairs in the catacombs despite the lack of room meaning they had to remove it to put a new one in, also they either added the red heart to the coffin afterwards to make it fit the rest of the new coffins for the newer humans that died, or they added all of the colored hearts because the names on the coffins weren’t easy to identify from a distance, and they needed to color code the coffins of 7 humans by their respective soul colors. Also, either Asgore planned to let Frisk rot without a coffin, or planned to put Frisks body in the coffin that his dead adopted human child laid mummified in for years until Toriel took it with her, carrying a human child mummy all the way back to the ruins, and then buried it and planted flowers there, in the spot the first human fell down, that Frisk fell down too. Can we just appreciate how heart wrenching it is in the genocide route when you learn that Toriel had to do that and that Asriel and Toriel both visit that area because that’s not only where you and Chara fell, that’s where Chara was buried.
Also Chara will kill monsters and even take control of Frisk, and attack twice in one turn and attack during the battle dialogue and attack Flowey several times after already killing him, yet obeys locked doors and the fire exit being for fires only and not walking into the top level of the inn or taking the key from behind the hotel desk in Hotlands.
Since the essence of a monster is imbued on whatever it’s dust falls on, and soulless organisms the dust falls on can be brought back in the form of the flower and without a soul and capacity to feel emotions as strongly, and Papyrus mentions the dust on your hands in the genocide route, isn’t the essence of hundred of monsters imbued in Frisk in the genocide route?
Since Flowey is the one that explains LV standing for LOVE and explains EXP to you, and Sans explains how it stands for Level Of ViolencE and EXecution Points, does that mean Flowey stole Sans spiel and reused it as his own at the beginning, or did Sans somehow know that but not know about Flowey?
Sans mentions noticing anomalies in the time line and noticing stuff related to your saving and resetting and knows about it even after resetting and playing saves from before the conversation and such, despite not remembering Flowey, who mentions being thwarted by Sans multiple times and says he reset and had power over saving and did everything he could. sans still has no clue when Papyrus talks about Flowey or when Flowey shows up in the true Pacifist ending, and Flowey says he can’t do a true reset.
Huge castles/ cities in the backgrounds of the Ruins and New Home. Never explore either of them, even on the genocide route with the goal of killing monsters till they stop showing up, and killing as many as you can.
Ruins exit is magically sealed so only someone from the inside could open it. Either someone kept a doorstop wedged under it to keep it open the whole time until Toriel came to live in the ruins, or she had to knock on the door with the body of her dead adopted child and hope a Froggit or other rather low intelligence monster came and opened it for her. Also she could apparently open the door any time and just close it again to seal it, as shown by Frisk being able to leave but it’s still sealed behind him, but when Toriel leaves it the seal is broken forever despite the door appearing to be closed. Also she could have opened the door for Sans at any time.
Muffet says she will use you in the next batch and threatens to make baked goods out of you.
All the spider related goods are described as being made from spiders, not monsters or humans. Also the spider are either dead from natural causes or they are killing spiders to make food to sell to save spiders. The spiders in the food are either all alive after being baked and turned into food, or the don’t turn into dust when dead, meaning they are either being eaten alive after being put in an oven or they aren’t monsters, just really intelligent species of talking social spiders.
Toriel makes sure the monster candy bowl is filled, but has the sign says take one, as if 40 kids are going to fall into the underground in one day and there won’t be enough candy.
Frisk won’t eat candy that falls on the floor or burgers or fries that have too much ketchup on them, will eat things literally made of and found in garbage.
Eating junk food lowers ratings. Eating glamburger you found in the trash can in the Core boosts ratings. Mettaton claims that his show is family friendly and will get upset if you swear in the essay. Show ratings boosted by violence and he plans to broadcast himself killing a little human child on live TV.
Toriel has a drawer dedicated to socks. Goes barefoot the entire game, even as a teacher.
When something you never expected to happen happens it causes shockwaves throughout your life.
Adam and I had been doing so well. We’d been together for a little under 2 years and it had been the best 2 years of my entire life. But good things never seem to last long for me, especially in the romance department. A trivial little thing rocked our whole relationship, and it was a bump we just couldn’t seem to get over- or at least I couldn’t.