Ever wondered what it looks like when a cartoon dog flies through a doggy door, but his head doesn’t move and just floats in mid-air?

It’s admittedly a bit of a long shot, but hey, you never know.

Scooby sticks head through, which happens to be a bit bat-shaped for reasons unknown…

…his front legs pop in…

…the rest of him pops in, and he flies forward…

except for his head, which didn’t get the memo.

There. Now you know. 

We now return to your previously-scheduled Tumblr scrolling, already in progress.

The narry/hitch/potatoes parent trap au would have to involve Gerry and Mitch meeting at band camp and deciding to switch places until narry agree to reconcile. Mitch does just fine drumming for Niall’s band (even though he balks at wearing a paddy cap). But Gerry’s a bust as Harry’s lead guitarist. Harry confronts Niall and demands that he return Mitch, somewhat for the guitar parts but mostly because Harry’s going a little mad without somebody to cuddle him.

Mitch and Gerry refuse to switch back until Niall and Harry take all of the band members on a camping trip. Their ulterior motive is to scare off Harry’s fiancee (I assume this is Nick Grimshaw) with a series of increasingly preposterous pranks. Probably this culminates with Nick floating away on an air mattress wearing a sleep mask and posh boxer shorts and his Britney tee.

idk the denouement but it involves polyamory.

Winter’s Own II

Young Tias dropped his bowl of oats and honey and stared with an open mouth at the thin woman in his window. She was blindingly pale, with dull, orange eyes that quivered in their sockets, and beckoned him to her with light kisses that floated through the air and landed wet on his lips. She dangled a pair of bony legs into his room, and made a rhythm with the long, yellow nails on her feet as she tapped them on his wall.

“Are you lonely, little boy?” the woman whispered, beginning to rock her head forwards and backwards as he nodded his own. “Then come away with me, funny. Come away for just a little while and play with me in the currents of the river.”

He felt her tug at his blouse, even though he was halfway across the room. She sent her head forwards and he was as light as a feather. She reeled it back in and he took a heavy step towards her trembling eyes.

“Come and play with me, funny,” she whispered again. “Come away for only a little while, and we’ll dance together at the bottom of the river.” She began to tap harder with the nails on her toes as he lifted his arms and reached out for her. “Yes, funny,” she sighed. “Just a little mor-”

She stopped her tapping and spun around towards the wilderness behind her. Tias’ entire body stiffened and he fell to the floor without a sound. He could only move his eyes as he watched her silently survey the countryside before cursing and turning back to him. Her face was a mask of pain.

A strong wind swiftly swept through the entire room, and blew the pale woman away with sweeping waves of snow. His paralysis was suddenly cured, and Tias scrambled to his feet and ran to the open window. He fumbled as he made multiple efforts to close it before finally slamming it shut, sending a loud bang throughout the house and causing Meri, his mother, to call out his name.

He was breathing heavily, frightened and unbelievably excited at his latest encounter with the witch of the nearby river, and squinted his eyes as he began to make out two large figures humping towards the house through the glass.

Art / Tina Jiang

『Learn Korean with Kpop』BTS - Spring Day

보고 싶다 이렇게 말하니까 더 보고 싶다
I miss you, when I say that, I miss you more

보고 싶다: I miss you
-니까: since, because
이렇게 말하니까: since I saying (like) this
더: more

너희 사진을 보고 있어도 보고 싶다
Although I’m looking at your photo, I still miss you

너희: your
사진: photo, picture
을: object particle
보고 있어 (보고 있다): looking at
도: although, even though

너무 야속한 시간 
Time is so cruel

너무: so (negative)
야속한’s dictionary form is 야속하다: cruel, harsh
시간: time

나는 우리가 밉다
I hate us

나: I
는: topic particle
우리: we
가: subject particle
밉다: hate

이제 얼굴 한 번 보는 것 조차 힘들어진 우리가
Now it’s difficult to even see each other(’s face)

이제: now
얼굴: face
한 번: once
보는 것: to see
조차: even
힘들어진’s dictionary form is 힘들어지다: getting tough, hard, difficult
얼굴 한 번 보는 것 조차 힘들어진 우리가: it’s difficult even to see each other’s face once

여긴 온통 겨울 뿐이야 
Here is all winter

여긴 is shortened for 여기는: here
온통: all, wholly
겨울: winter
뿐이야’s dictionary form is 뿐이다: only  

8월에도 겨울이 와
Even in August, winter is here

8월: August
에 is time/location particle: in, at
도: even
와’s dictionary form is 오다: come
이: subject particle
겨울이 와 (겨울이 오다): winter is here

마음은 시간을 달려가네 
My heart is rushing the time

마음: heart
시간: time
을: object particle
달려가네’s dictionary form is 달려가다: run, dash, rush

홀로 남은 설국열차
Snowpiercer, that’s left alone

설국열차: Snowpiercer
홀로: by oneself, alone
남은’s dictionary form is 남다: remain, left

니 손 잡고 지구 반대편까지 가 
I wanna hold your hand and go to the other side of the earth

니 -> 네 -> 너의: your
손: hand
잡고: hold and
지구: earth
반대편: the opposite side, other side
까지: to
가’s dictionary form is 가다: go

이 겨울을 끝내 고파
Want to end this winter

이: this
겨울: winter
을: object particle
끝내’s dictionary form is 끝내다: finish (off), end
고파: want to

그리움들이 얼마나 눈처럼 내려야 
How much longing has to fall like snow

그리움들: 들 is the plural marker, 그리움 means longing, yearning
이: subject particle
얼마나: how much
눈: snow
처럼: like, as (if)
내려’s dictionary form is 내리다: fall, come down
야: must, have to

그 봄날이 올까
For that spring days to come?

그: that
봄날: spring day
이: subject particle
올까: -까 is used to make a sentence into a question.


허공을 떠도는 작은 먼지처럼 
Like a small piece of dust that floats in the air

허공: air
떠도는’s dictionary form is 떠돌다: float, drift
작은’s dictionary form is 작다: small
먼지: dust
처럼: like

작은 먼지처럼 날리는 눈이 나라면 
If the flying snow was me

날리는’s dictionary form is 날리다: fly
나: me, I
라면: if

조금 더 빨리 네게 닿을 수 있을 텐데
I could reach you a bit faster

조금 더: a bit more
빨리: fast
네: you
게: to
닿을 수 있을 텐데: 닿다 is to reach. -수 있을 텐데 means could do sth

눈꽃이 떨어져요
Snowflakes are falling

눈꽃: snowflake
이: subject particle
떨어져’s dictionary form is 떨어지다: fall, drop

또 조금씩 멀어져요
Getting further away

또: again
조금씩: a bit
멀어져’s dictionary form is 멀어지다: grow away

보고 싶다
I miss you

보고 싶다
I miss you

얼마나 기다려야 
How long do I have to wait?

얼마나: how long (the verb following is ‘to wait’, so you wouldn’t say ‘how much do I have to wait’)
기다려’s dictionary form is 기다리다: wait
야: must, have to

또 몇 밤을 더 새워야
How many more nights do I have to stay up?

또: again
몇: how many
밤: night
을 is the object particle
더: more
새워’s dictionary form is 새우다: stay up all night
야: must, have to

널 보게 될까 
Until I can see you?

널 is shortened for 너를: you
보게 될까: can see

만나게 될까
Until I can meet you?

만나’s dictionary form is 만나다: meet
-게 되다 means ‘to end up…’, when you attach after a verb, it means events that occurs happens out of one’s control, almost by chance or fate.

추운 겨울 끝을 지나 
Past the end of this cold winter

추운’s dictionary form is 춥다: cold
겨울: winter
끝: end
지나’s dictionary form is 지나다: go past

다시 봄날이 올 때까지
Until the spring comes again

다시: again
까지: until
올 때까지: until it comes

꽃 피울 때까지 
Until the flowers blooms again

꽃: flower
피울’s dictionary form is 피우다: bloom

그곳에 좀 더 머물러줘 
Stay there a little longer

그곳: that place, there
에: location-marking particle
좀 더: a little longer
머물러줘 : (please) stay (for me)

Stay there

니가 변한 건지
Did you change?

니 is 네: you
가: subject particle
변한’s dictionary form is 변하다: change
건지 is shortened from것인지: it makes the sentence an indirect question – linking with the following line, it’s saying “is it you that changed or did I change?”

아니면 내가 변한 건지
Or did I change?

이니면: or
내: I
가: subject particle

이 순간 흐르는 시간조차 미워 
I even hate this moment that is elapsing

이: this
순간: moment
흐르는’s dictionary form is 흐르다: passing, elapsing
조차: even
미워’s dictionary form is 밉다: hate

우리가 변한 거지 뭐 
I guess we changed

우리: we
가: subject particle
뭐: well, then - used when the situation can’t be changed (what else?, you know, that’s all)

모두가 그런 거지 뭐
I guess that’s how everything is

모두: everything
가: subject particle
그런: that
거지 is shortened from 것이지: -지 is a sentence ending for stating something softly.

그래 밉다 니가 
Yeah I hate you

그래: Yeah
밉다: hate
니 is 네: you

넌 떠났지만 
Although you left

넌 is shortened from 너는: you
떠났’s dictionary form is 떠나다: leave
-지만: but, although

단 하루도 너를 잊은 적이 없었지 난
There hasn’t been a day that I have forgotten (about) you

하루: day
단 하루도: even a day
너: you
를: object particle
잊은’s dictionary form is 잊다: forget
적이 없다: have never
난 is shortened from 나는: I

솔직히 보고 싶은데 
Honestly, I miss you

솔직히: honestly
보고 싶은데: I miss you (but)

이만 너를 지울게
But now I’ll erase you

이만: now
너: you
를: object particle
지울게: will erase (dictionary form is 지우다: erase)

그게 널 원망하기보단 덜 아프니까
Because that will hurt less than resenting you

그게: that
널 is shortened from 너를: you
원망하기’s dictionary form is 원망하다: blame, resent
보단 is shortened from 보다는: than
덜: less
아프’s dictionary from is 아프다: hurt
-니까: because

시린 널 불어내 본다 
I’m trying to blow out the cold you

시린’s dictionary form is 시리다: cold
널 is shortened from 너를: you
불어내’s dictionary form is 불어내다: blow out
-본다: trying to

연기처럼 하얀 연기처럼
Like smoke, like white smoke

연기: smoke
처럼: like
하얀: white

말로는 지운다 해도 
Even I say that I’m gonna erase you

말로: in word
는: topic particle
도: even

사실 난 아직 널 보내지 못하는데
But actually, I still can’t let you go

사실: actually
난 is shortened from 나는: I
아직: still
널 is shortened from 너를: you
보내’s dictionary form is 보내다: let you go, send away
지 못하다: can’t

눈꽃이 떨어져요 
Snowflakes are falling

또 조금씩 멀어져요
Getting further away

보고 싶다 
I miss you

보고 싶다
I miss you

얼마나 기다려야 
How long do I have to wait?

또 몇 밤을 더 새워야
How many more nights do I have to stay up?

널 보게 될까 
Until I can see you? 

만나게 될까
Until I can meet you?

You know it all 
You’re my best friend 

아침은 다시 올 거야
The morning will come again

아침: morning
은: topic particle
다시: again
올 거야: will come - dictionary form is 오다 

어떤 어둠도 어떤 계절도 영원할 순 없으니까
Because no darkness, no season can last forever

어둠: darkness
계절: season
영원할’s dictionary form is 영원하다: forever
-니까: because

벚꽃이 피나봐요 
Cherry blossoms are blooming

벚꽃: cheery blossoms
이: object particle
피나봐요: it seems that it’s blooming

이 겨울도 끝이 나요
This winter is also coming to an end

이: this
겨울: winter
도: even, also
끝이 나요: end

보고 싶다 
I miss you

보고 싶다
I miss you

조금만 기다리면 
If I wait a little longer

조금만: just a little
기다리다: wait
면: if

며칠 밤만 더 새우면
If I stay up a few more nights

며칠: several days
밤: night
만: only
더: more
새우다: stay up (all night)
면: if

만나러 갈게
I’ll go see you

만나’s dictionary form is 만나다: see, meet
-러: to (do something)
갈게: will go – dictionary form is 가다

데리러 갈게 
I’ll go pick you up

데리’s dictionary form is 데리다: pick up

추운 겨울 끝을 지나 
Past the end of this cold winter

다시 봄날이 올 때까지
Until the spring comes again

꽃 피울 때까지 
Until the flowers bloom again

그곳에 좀 더 머물러줘 
Stay there a little longer

Stay there

BTS - A Supplementary Story: You Never Walk Alone
BTS - Not Today

After the fire,
I sit in the ashes of 
our love.
Your hands
are burned, and 
your mouth 
is frozen. The words
that came out of 
our haze are 
still hanging in
the air. 
We let them hang; 
flow into out bloodstream.
Invade our lungs. 
Sting our eyes. 
“This isn’t working…” is
like a toxic gas. 
I wish the walls would swallow me.

But I have to be here.

“I love you,” I 
almost say. “I love you
more than I have ever loved
It feels so trivial. 
So small; insignificant. 
"Things start to die when love
becomes trivial” I 
want to say. But I don’t. 
Silence maintains a little hope. 
“Love was supposed to save us,” the words 
float into the air. 
I can’t help but wonder
“How has it become our 

—  Sue Zhao

“I remember hearing Milt Kahl lecture about animation one time, and he said that one of the real challenges for him was animating weightlessness. Animating a character who is sort of floating in mid-air. Not flying, but just sort of floating. It’s details like that that we in the audience are not supposed to think about, of course we shouldn’t. We’re involved in the story.” - Leonard Maltin, film critic and historian

The Fire Signs - Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius

The spirit of a Fire body conjures the elixir of pure magic,
a fire dance of dream weaving, apparition, revelation, and divine dust that bursts in fireballs of crackling intuition. Aries spins a lucid Alice in Wonderland
imagination into a live playground, spiraling down the chorus of cosmos and reaching new heights in captivating flight,
flinging into the universe headfirst without hesitation or hindrance. Leo is ripe and ready to revel in the celebration of life and being, the eternal
cosmic spectacle that fire twirls under the sun and spins under the spotlight
of stars. Everything is grand, beautiful, and coated in a reverent inferno.The Sagittarius mind is ablaze with philosophical riches and colourful
worldly wisdom. Their enchanted bow and arrow is shot into the
golden radiance of heaven, and as they ride, they fly, rolling through the
musings of the moon and the thoughts of the sky Gods and angels

The Earth Signs - Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn

Sensuality nourishes the mind, body, and spirit with earth. As we return to the gentle rhythms of the seasons, earth grounds us with simplicity, to breathe in the fresh country air, to feel the moisture of the ocean kissing your skin, to manage the equilibrium that always returns to stability.
Earthy individuals are aligned with time, detail, and consolidation.They process stimulus logically and with a sort of naturalistic poetry. Often there is an introverted and internalized quality about earth people. Taurus is the music of mother earth, Virgo is the embroidery of natural perfection, and Capricorn is the soul of earthly wisdom.
They are withdrawing, focused, and intelligent, in touch with the physical body and typically responsive to its needs. This is why earthy people can go on binges and detoxes naturally, they just listen to the voice of their body

The Air Signs - Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius

Air is the essence that travels through every body and
every spirit. It is the medium that human beings speak and communicate through. Air exists within all of us, this invisible and translucent quality that you can’t grab a hold of for a minute. Thoughts
are invisible and opaque too
this is why Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius people can float through life in an air bubble, cushioned by veiled words and puzzles
The Air signs play the pan flute of the cosmos, inspires the breeze of everyone, breathing in the thoughts and musings of every man
and they swirl in the mind like a spectacular orchestra, the Air sign person inhales language and words, decorates and designs
and like exhaling through the panflute, they turn words into music, they turn thoughts into a melody, poetry, a tactile bliss of sensory delight

The Water Signs - Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces

The water signs symbolize the elements of historical feminine healing; witches, midwives, and nurses. They are the fundamental forces of life, their creative ether is sourced through the womb of the goddess. Music of the invisible world plays a loud orchestra in their ears and emotions are
experienced on a more extensive and intense resonance. Sleep offers a momentary solace, but even dream life tends to be vivid and potent. There is very often an internal demand to retreat in solitude, hideaway from the clamor of the world, conceal themselves within their sanctuary.
Water is the dissolute mirror, where the flap of a butterfly wing seems to send
a whirlpool through the impression; and yet here lies the liquid force so
powerful it holds up whole vessels


there was a girl in yellow
a girl who hid behind the color of sunlight, hope, happiness
to try and outshine the darkness she constantly battled with
there was a girl in yellow
a girl who could stare at van gogh’s “sunflowers” painting for hours on end
because she saw so much of herself in the ailing artist
there was a girl in yellow
in japan, the color represents courage
and everyday, she was so brave; battling demons no one else could see, suffocated under secrets she couldn’t yet share, struggling every morning just to get out of bed
there was a girl in yellow
a girl who teetered on the edge of spontaneous and instability,
always struggling for balance
there was a girl in yellow
too much of it can cause a loss of focus, while too little can cause feelings of isolation
and she is the perfect amount
there was a girl in yellow
a girl who brought warmth and joy and color to so many greyscale lives
who gave them a light to see when they couldn’t
gave them brightness in their darkness
gave them hope
there was a girl in yellow
it burst out of her chest
like sunbeams
there was a girl in yellow
it flowed from her lips like flower petals
floating through the air whenever she sang
there was a girl in yellow
it oozed from her core
sweeter than honey
and even in the shadows and dullest corners, you could see her so clearly
the girl in yellow
there was a girl in yellow
and she embodied it so well
it was almost as if the color was made just for her
—  there was a girl in yellow // inspired by/written for @doddleoddle 
(cc, 2017)

Iris and Lillium’s designs for mine and @i-read-good-books   Android AU collab!! (VERY NieR:Automata inspired by my (very annoying) requests.  hahaha ) 

Text by her:


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getting to know each other”


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You and I go for a drive with the top down on a warm spring day. We’re singing along to the songs on the radio and we stop to get ice cream. We walk around looking in the windows of shops and laughing as we eat. We feel like we could talk forever. Everything is happy, everything is lovely. The scent of flowers and spring floats through the air


※ Hanzo was never sure how his dragons would react to you. They were fierce, loyal, and protective creatures that lived to serve their master(s). He feared that they’d deem you unworthy to be in their presence.

※ It happened when you two were alone, meditating. He was in his usual kneeling position on a soft cushion, his hands resting on his thighs as he relaxed, while you were in the simple Bermese pose.

※ Neither of you knew why it happened but you noticed a shift in the atmosphere and snapped your eyes open. It was a startling feeling, but not a bad one. It was more of a surprise. Your eyes had went to Hanzo to see his arm glowing the bright blue it does when he summons his dragons.

※ That was your first and only warning before two dragons spiraled out of the male and twirled with each other in the air until they were high enough above you both, looking down. They stayed intertwined with each other while they floated aimlessly in the air. They seemed like they were waiting for you to say something.

※ A soft, wonderous, “Oh.” Was all that left your parted lips as you stared at the creatures in amazement. Sure, you’ve seen them on the battlefield but it was always for a split second. Seeing them somewhat up close made them look more majestic and beautiful. You could see the faint blue scales that reflected the lights from the room and their cat-fish like whiskers.

※ As much as you had wanted to shake Hanzo out of his daze you kept him still as you slowly got up to a standing position.

※ The dragons, old and wise looking, were swift to descend down from above and towards you. They seemed curious yet all-knowing. They knew who you were, they’re always aware, and they wanted to personally meet you. The two being never understood why their master was so…hesitant to let them talk.

※ It didn’t take long until the dragons were just above you, staring down, and glossing you over.

※ When they plopped themselves on the ground next to you, careful not to disturb their master, and nudged your hand onto the bridge of their nose did you notice that these dragons weren’t as fierce as they seemed to be.

※ You tried to keep your laughs down, you really did, but their whispers were so ticklish. And when they’d stick their tongues out slightly? You really hand to hold in the childish laughter that bubbled in you.

※ Sadly, your non-relaxed state had broken Hanzo from his meditation, much to his displeasure, and he turned to face you.

※ To say he was surprised would be an understatement. He was shocked, in disbelief, he couldn’t believe his eyes! There you were, giggling to yourself, as his dragons continues to stick their tongues out playfully at you. His dragons. His fierce, loyal, protective dragons, were playing with you.

※ He didn’t disturb you three as you all played. He did feel a rush of relief wash over him as he wondered why he was worried to begin with? He loves you, so it’s only natural that his dragons love you too.


※ When Genji would need his sword(s) to be sharpened, repaired, etc., he would always go to you. Hell, he’d even go to you if his armor was messing up or needed a polishing. It was your specialty after all!

※ He never stayed around when you would be working. It’s not that he doesn’t want to be there, he does, but he knows how you love the quiet when you work. “It helps me concentrate!” You told him.

※ When you’d be working he’d be with Zenyatta, meditating or just talking. The conversations linger from him reminiscing about the past, him talking about his day/week, or him talking about you. He always tried to not bring you up into every topic but he couldn’t help himself… Zenyatta was okay with it, though, since he knew about Genji’s play-boy past and how “true-love” was never his thing back then. Him having it now meant that he was growing, and Zenyatta was proud.

※ Now, when you said that you liked the quiet it wasn’t a total lie. You did enjoy it but there was something you enjoyed more. What is it? Well, it’s his dragon of course!

※ The lanky green creature first appeared when you were fixing Genji’s sword for the fifth time in the span of three months. How he manages to bend or break the hilt that many times? You’ll never know. What you did know, though, was that this creature was a lot less terrifying than when it’s on the battlefield.

※ The dragon loved to curl up around your neck like a snake and relax there and, sometimes, you swear you could hear it snoring. It never bothered you but you weren’t sure how Genji would feel with his dragon being so affectionate and open with you.

※ These were delicate, and sacred, creatures that shouldn’t be taken lightly, you knew this but…how can you resist playing with it when it playfully bites your hands to get your attention?

※ Don’t tell anyone but you actually bought a few cat toys for when Genji lends you his sword.

※ Genji only found out when he dropped his sword off and left for, maybe, four minutes until he realized that he forgot to give you his smaller one. He went back over to your little makeshift workshop and walked in on you holding a mouse toy, that was connected to the stick you were holding by a string, above his dragon.

※ He watched in amusement as you quickly turned to look towards him, a bit embarrassed about being caught red handed, while his dragon continued to hover a few inches above the ground before slithering in the air towards the toy, successfully biting onto it this time.

※ While you were at a moments loss Genji strode over to you with an teasing tone to his voice, “Is this why you wanted me to leave the room?”

※ In the end he wasn’t mad, of course not, and joined you in playing with his dragon. It was a great bonding experience for you three.