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Indepth analysis and solution of "Apple Bottom Jeans"

to this day this song remains a very heated topic of conversation  for many experts but I recently had an epiphany

so we know that shawty has at least some apple bottom jeans and em boots wit da fur (wit the fur!) and that the whole club is looking at her

but then further along we find out that shawty also had saggy sweatpants and the reeboks with the straps 

so either shawty is wearing pants over her head and shoes in her hands or she is some kind of quadruped centaur creature with a questionable fashion sense which could definitely explain why the whole club is looking at her to begin with

but then it came to me…  . .  it never says shawty has any hands or is even hUMAN.. and i was enlighten

it all makes sense now..

shawty is .. . 

a dog

as we all know dogs aren’t the best when it comes to the latest fashion trends 

and fmore snippets of the  lyrics also seem to support this theory

so FloRida spent a lot of money getting a purebred champ line dog (named shawty apparently) that he paid a lot of money for 

the club is probably the akc making sure she is legit(which is why they are all looking at her)

this world is full of enigmas but at least there is one less question plaguing our minds

you are welcome world

Um…I love what Taylor Swift is doing. You know, just handling her business and having a business mindset and her fans really love her. You know, she caters to them like they’re family. They aren’t fans, they’re family and that’s what I basically try to do as well. But you know Taylor Swift, I love what Kendrick Lamar is doing, I love what Adele is doing-big fan of her.
—  Flo Rida on Taylor Swift when asked: as a music fan, who do you think is doing something really important in music right now? Flo Rida: Live in Austin Revolt special aired on July 4th

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Join Niall Horan fans in bringing rainbows and safe spaces for LGBTQ+ people to this summer’s radio shows and festivals worldwide!

In February of 2014, our organisation made up of a very diverse group of LGBTQ+ fans founded a campaign called Rainbow Direction, which called One Direction Fans all over the world to bring all sorts of rainbows (and other pride colours) - flags, signs, T-shirts, bracelets, pins and buttons etc - to their respective One Direction shows. The goal was to create a more welcoming and warm environment for LGBTQ+ fans and raise visibility as well as fight widely existing homophobia inside the One Direction fandom. Ever since then, rainbows have become a common part of One Direction concerts.

With the way a lot of pop culture artists and acts are still presented in marketing and media, we are aware that not only the One Direction fandom is plagued by homophobia among the fans. But there’s also artists like Halsey - who’s openly LGBTQ+ and very vocal and socially active about it - who set an important example on how a fandom can be a safe and welcoming space for LGBTQ+ fans.

We are hoping to bring those positive energies into this year’s summer and fall radio shows!

A small number of Niall Horan fans has already geared up and will be bringing their colours and love to Jingle Ball and here is how you can join them:

  • Pack your rainbows / pride colours and your pro LGBTQ+ messages for your show (flags, signs, shirts, bracelets, buttons, stickers - every sign of LGBTQ+ pride/support is important!)
  • Please make sure that your support is aimed at all LGBTQ+ fans and no one in paticular.
  • If you want to, let us know which show you are going to by posting a picture of your rainbows and tagging us, using the hashtag #Rainbow Direction or sending us a message

You can also

(these only include dates Niall Horan is appearing at though), to let other people know you will be there.

If you have further questions, please check our concert FAQ first or write us a message if you don’t find the answer to your question!

We hope to see many of you join in cause even if we don’t share the same fandom, we share the same community - with a strong need of more visbility and support. And what a better place to start than at an event that brings us all together for the same reason - the love for music.

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Ever wondered what Low by Flo Rida would sound like acoustic? How about My Neck My Back? Well, we dove into that alternate reality so that YOU didn’t have to. Enjoy our inappropriately acoustic jams.