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IF RAPPERS WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER

Action Bronson
The fat bully who loves food

Aesop Rock
The science fair winner

Angel Haze
The A.G. dyke who knows how to fight

Andy Mineo
The born-again Christian

A$AP Rocky
The fuckboy with a fashion sense

Asher Roth
The surfer kook

Azealia Banks
The one ratchet bitch that nobody likes

Cibo Matto
The twins who have eating disorders

Danny Brown
The nerd with the weird laugh

Desiigner
The illiterate

Donald Glover / Childish Gambino
The deep-thinking poet who used to be socially awkward

Drake
The heartbroken kid who is coping over his ex by hanging out with his friends

Earl Sweatshirt
The metalhead in the back of the classroom

Eminem
The poor kid with anger issues

Hopsin
The kid who tries to educate everyone else; the “streetpreacher”

Flavor Flav
The kid who is always late for his classes

Flo Rida
The kid who loves his hometown way too much

Flying Lotus / Captain Murphy
The quiet kid who lives a double life outside of school

Gangsta Boo
The girl everyone is afraid of because she has a lot of older brothers

Gil-Scott Heron
The super-senior jazz enthusiast

Iggy Azalea
The white kid who tries to act black; the “burger”

Jay Z
The leader of the popular crew with a criminal family history

J. Cole
The straight A student

Joey Bada$$
The musical old soul

Kanye West
The douchebag who always plays the victim

Kendrick Lamar
The kid who escaped the gangbanging lifestyle

KiD CuDi
The pothead who sneaks out of Algebra to smoke alone at the parking lot

Killer Mike
The gossiper

Lil Jon
The wingman who helps the others get girls

Lil Wayne
The black kid who tries to act white; the “coconut”

Lil Yachty
The SpongeBob-obsessed eight grader with social anxiety that hangs out with the highschoolers during recess

Lupe Fiasco
The teacher’s pet

Macklemore
The only kid who actually watches the news

Mac Miller
The Internet-famous kid who hosts weekend parties

MF Doom
The graphic novel fanatic

M.I.A.
The transfer student who focuses on politics

Nicki Minaj
The wise single mother who knows how to get her life together

Pitbull
The alcoholic

Pusha T
The drug dealer

Rae Sremmurd
The freshmen duo

Soulja Boy Tell ‘em
The dance major

Stitches
The poseur

Trina
The whore

twenty | one | pilots
The sensitive kids who try to be on everyone’s good side

Tyler, The Creator
The class clown

Wallpaper.
The slacker

Yelawolf
The proud redneck

Young Thug
The closeted homosexual

Yung Lean
The Tumblr kid who brags about their vacation to Tokyo last summer

The signs as Billboard Top 100 #1 singles of 2009

Aries - “Just Dance” by Lady Gaga

Taurus - “I Got a Feeling” by The Black Eyes Peas

Gemini - “Single Ladies” by Beyconé

Cancer - “Whatcha’ Say” by Jason Derulo

Leo - “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga

Virgo - “3″ by Britney Spears

Libra - “Right Round” by Flo Rida

Scorpio - “My Life Would Suck Without You” by Kelly Clarkson

Saggitarius - “Empire State of Mind” by Jay Z & Alicia Keys

Capricorn - “Down” by Jay Sean

Aquarius - “Boom Boom Pow” by The Black Eyes Peas

Pisces - “Fireflies” by Owl City

Indepth analysis and solution of "Apple Bottom Jeans"

to this day this song remains a very heated topic of conversation  for many experts but I recently had an epiphany

so we know that shawty has at least some apple bottom jeans and em boots wit da fur (wit the fur!) and that the whole club is looking at her

but then further along we find out that shawty also had saggy sweatpants and the reeboks with the straps 

so either shawty is wearing pants over her head and shoes in her hands or she is some kind of quadruped centaur creature with a questionable fashion sense which could definitely explain why the whole club is looking at her to begin with

but then it came to me…  . .  it never says shawty has any hands or is even hUMAN.. and i was enlighten

it all makes sense now..

shawty is .. . 

a dog

as we all know dogs aren’t the best when it comes to the latest fashion trends 

and fmore snippets of the  lyrics also seem to support this theory

so FloRida spent a lot of money getting a purebred champ line dog (named shawty apparently) that he paid a lot of money for 

the club is probably the akc making sure she is legit(which is why they are all looking at her)

this world is full of enigmas but at least there is one less question plaguing our minds

you are welcome world

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All your summer jams are one big jam. DJ Earworm mashes them all up. Okay, a few seem a bit late. But you can’t deny this mashup is catchy.

Features:

Beyonce – Formation
Calvin Harris feat. Rihanna – This is what you came for
Chainsmokers Featuring Daya – Don’t Let Me Down
DNCE – Cake by the Ocean
Desiigner – Panda
Drake – One Dance
Drake – Summer Sixteen
Fifth Harmony – Work From Home
Flo Rida – My House
G-Eazy feat Bebe Rexha – Me, myself and I
Lukas Graham – 7 Years
Zara Larsson – Lush Life
Zara Larsson & MNEK – Never Forget You
Mike Posner – I took a Pill in Ibiza (SeeB Remix)
Rihanna – Needed Me
Rihanna feat. Drake – Work
Justin Timberlake – Can’t Stop The Feeling
Twenty One Pilots – Stressed Out
Zayn – Pillowtalk