Indepth analysis and solution of "Apple Bottom Jeans"
to this day this song remains a very heated topic of conversation for many experts but I recently had an epiphany
so we know that shawty has at least some apple bottom jeans and em boots wit da fur (wit the fur!) and that the whole club is looking at her
but then further along we find out that shawty also had saggy sweatpants and the reeboks with the straps
so either shawty is wearing pants over her head and shoes in her hands or she is some kind of quadruped centaur creature with a questionable fashion sense which could definitely explain why the whole club is looking at her to begin with
but then it came to me… . . it never says shawty has any hands or is even hUMAN.. and i was enlighten
it all makes sense now..
shawty is .. .
as we all know dogs aren’t the best when it comes to the latest fashion trends
and fmore snippets of the lyrics also seem to support this theory
so FloRida spent a lot of money getting a purebred champ line dog (named shawty apparently) that he paid a lot of money for
the club is probably the akc making sure she is legit(which is why they are all looking at her)
this world is full of enigmas but at least there is one less question plaguing our minds
All your summer jams are one big jam. DJ Earworm mashes them all up. Okay, a few seem a bit late. But you can’t deny this mashup is catchy.
Beyonce – Formation Calvin Harris feat. Rihanna – This is what you came for Chainsmokers Featuring Daya – Don’t Let Me Down DNCE – Cake by the Ocean Desiigner – Panda Drake – One Dance Drake – Summer Sixteen Fifth Harmony – Work From Home Flo Rida – My House G-Eazy feat Bebe Rexha – Me, myself and I Lukas Graham – 7 Years Zara Larsson – Lush Life Zara Larsson & MNEK – Never Forget You Mike Posner – I took a Pill in Ibiza (SeeB Remix) Rihanna – Needed Me Rihanna feat. Drake – Work Justin Timberlake – Can’t Stop The Feeling Twenty One Pilots – Stressed Out Zayn – Pillowtalk
In his stand-up, Aziz Ansari often talks about dating. And while he’s now happily in a relationship, he’s still fascinated with how people find each other — so fascinated, in fact, that he wrote a book about it called Modern Romance. The comic tells NPR’s Audie Cornish, “I didn’t want this book to be, you know, just for single people … who are out there now, but I wanted to kind of do an overview of dating and relationships as a whole.”
That meant teaming up with NYU sociologist Eric Klinenberg, pouring over studies and data, and conducting focus groups from online forums to retirement homes. One big question Ansari wanted to answer was why — despite the millions of profiles on OkCupid, Match, Tinder and the like — people still struggle to find The One, or at least someone who will return their text messages.
And just so you can judge for yourself, here’s Flo Rida’s breakout hit “Low,” from the cinematic classic Step Up 2: The Streets (I actually unironically love this song, which I guess maybe means I’m a good dating prospect? Not sure.)