“So, just a warning, when I get drunk I tend to flirt a lot. I hope that won’t bother you.”
“Pff, I would be insulted if you DIDN’T flirt with me, Bits. Come on, time to do that kegstand!”
He tends to sit on everyone’s laps.
He catcalls the guys who walk shirtless in front of him.
He will not hesitate to tell the guys how handsome they are.
“Okay but Bits, who among us is more your type.” “Guys, I’m nineteen and you’re all tall and fit. This whole hockey team is my type.”
“Why are you so prettyyyy” he asks Jack, once, after drinking his own weight in tub juice. There may have been tears in his eyes with how pretty Jack is.
And that was just the first semester
After a while, everyone notices it’s not so much a drunk Bitty thing, but a Confident In His Own Skin Bitty. The guys love the attention.
He is truly honest with his friends. He thinks they’re all hot and doesn’t hesitate to tell them, because everyone needs to know how hot they are.
“Bits, tell me I’m hot.” “Ransom, if I hadn’t seen you eat that pizza from the floor last week I would be overcome with lust right now.”
“How do I look?” “Good enough that I might try to grope you after a couple of beers. Don’t worry, I won’t do it.” “What? Why wouldn’t you? Have you SEEN me?”
Once, Jack comes back to the HAUS after a run and somehow manages to be ridiculously better looking than usual. The guys at the kitchen table are all “dude” and Bitty lifts his arms in despair and just. leaves.
“What did I do”
He tried asking them, again and again, if it bothered them, but they were all unanimous, Bitty needed to keep it up, it did wonders for their self-esteem. He even asked Jack, and Jack laughed and said he was flattered.
“Bitty, fuck, marry, kill: Holster, Shitty, Jack.” “Oh, this is hard. Definitely kill Holster, he woke me up at seven when I could actually sleep late today. But oh, I can’t decide for the rest…” “You don’t know if you’d rather fuck Jack or Shitty?” “No, I don’t know if I’d rather fuck OR marry Jack!”
“I’ll drink to that,” says Shitty, raising his beer.
Jack is sitting next to him, being like what.
So, well, when some of the guys have doubts about their sexuality or are just curious or drunk, they go see Bitty. Bitty made out with three different guys on the team on such occasions, he will never reveal their names. The rule is: no awkwardness allowed afterwards.
“So? Did it help?” asks Bitty.
“I think it was more a Ransom thing than a gay thing.”
“You know, I don’t think it does it for me. But I need to know how to do that thing with the tongue.”
“It answered some questions,” mumbles Jack before going back to his room.
“You’re not allowed to be awkward, Jack!” yells Bitty after him. “Come back here and eat some pie!”
It was all fun and games until a fateful afternoon in the kitchen where a ray of sunlight hit a flour-covered Jack in just the right way and - oh.
Bitty hasn’t complimented Jack in three weeks.
And he keeps flirting with the other guys.
Just. Not him.
Shitty asks him what’s up, he looks moody.
But how can you say “Bitty hasn’t told me I’m pretty in almost a month” without sounding ridiculous.
He can’t say anything anymore. Because someday he may try to say “These jeans make your ass look fantastic, Jack” and would say instead “I want to grow old with you and adopt twenty dogs.” Better to say nothing.
“Dude, what have you done, why is Bitty mad at you. You’re doing shirtless crunches in the living room and he walked by without even mentioning your abs. I’m straight and even I could lick them.”
“I don’t KNOW”
And then, Graduation happens.
The guys tell Jack that even if Bitty is dating him now, it doesn’t mean Bitty can stop complimenting their butts, okay.
about a Reggie x Reader where the reader is like a total tomboy and one day
decides to wear a skirt and Reggie pesters her a bit (Cause friends) and the
reader ends up convincing him to wear a skirt to school the next day.
Wi-Fi is being a butt so these imagines will all be uploaded by Monday when I
get to my school with free Wi-Fi lol. This was a cute imagine to write so I
hope you guys like it. Also I didn’t know if the requestor wanted to be
romantic or not so I just made the reader and Reggie very flirty best friends.
If you guys like this one I can see a part two happening, but not if you guys
don’t request it. If you guys request it maybe their friendship will become
something more. Thanks for your guy’s support it really is making my life.
Readers mom makes her wear a skirt for her birthday. Reggie pesters her about
it and they make a deal.
Not that I can think of any.
You grew up in Riverdale the notorious small town of pep (far
from it though). You grew up next door to Reggie Mantle. Although many saw him
as this pretentious douchebag, you knew him for who he was. Everything he showed to the town was for
attention, he lived for attention.
You two became best friends when he saw that you spent most of
your time alone, and so did he. Nowadays you did talk to Archie, Betty, Jughead
and Kevin but back then they were inseparable and they didn’t like Reggie
because he was a showoff. One day he got in a small wrong encounter with Archie
and they kicked him out. Reggie was crying, you had never seen him cry so you
were there for him and till this day he was your best friend.
These days you two were partners in crime. You tagged along to
his infamous pranks that you secretly enjoyed because you were supposed to be
his ’moral compass’. Plenty of people told you to let him go, but you never
listened, he was your confidant. Both of you had gone through so many things
together to just give up on him because of how he acted towards some.
Although in the high school system you were a bit of an
underdog as Reggie rose to popularity and became the quarterback to the varsity
football team. Although that never stopped your friendship and you couldn’t be
prouder for him, you attended all of his games and cheered him on. People knew
to leave you alone because you were pretty feisty and Reggie made sure you were
It was just another day as you got ready for bed because you
had school the next day when you heard a knock at your door.
“Come in” you confirmed as your mother made her way in with a
“I got you something to wear for my birthday” she spoke with a
smile engraved on her face.
“What?” you rose an eyebrow.
“Well I got you this” she added as she took out a black flowy
velvet skirt “I knew you didn’t own one so I decided to buy you one” she
“Mom, I don’t wear skirts, but thank you. It really means a
lot” you answered the nicest way possible.
“Oh c’mon look I bought you three. One black, one grey, and
one navy blue. They all fit your color spectrum. Please?!?! For my birthday!”
she pleaded “I made sure they would all fit your tomboy style, your sad colors”
she insisted as you chuckled.
“My sad tomboy style” you sassed back.
“You know I just want to see you in a skirt before I die.
You’ll probably wear a pantsuit for my funeral for all I know” she chimed in.
“Fine, only because they kind of look cool and will fit my sad
tomboy style, and because you’re my mother” you pleased with a small smile.
“Thank you!” she singed as she pulled you into a hug and exited
The next morning you decided on the black velvet skirt which
you matched with a band t-shirt and some converse high tops. You twirled around
your room for a bit because it was kind of fun.
You grabbed your things and made your way to the kitchen as
your mother took a mental photograph.
“Oh my god, you look stunningly beautiful. Happy birthday to
me!” she praised as she took out her phone as took a picture.
“Uh really mom?!” you declared.
“What?! It’s not every day I get to see this” she claimed with
a smile plastered on her face.
“Okay well I gotta get to school, happy birthday mom” you
chimed in as you took your mom in for a hug.
As you arrived at school and made it to your locker as quickly
as you could to avoid any stares, you could swear you heard whispering about
your look of the day.
“Well damn (Y/N), if I knew the fairy godmother dropped by I
would’ve hit you up” one of the football players spoke with a smirk and Reggie
“What do you mean (Y/N)?” Reggie questioned as he did a double
take at you with a surprised look.
“(Y/N)?” he finally added.
“The one and only” you answered him.
“Well Santa Claus is a bit late on my wish list” he mocked as
you nudged his shoulder.
“Nope, just my mom’s birthday wish” you retorted.
“Really? So not for me?” He smirked as he motioned to his
teammates to leave you alone.
“Sorry Mantle in your dreams” you replied.
“Can’t wait for bed then” he mocked back.
“Stop Reg!” you insisted with a giggle.
“Okay, okay I surrender” he motioned his hands up in the air
as you both walked to your classes.
“So is she having a party this year?” he questioned you.
“She doesn’t want one, but I’m thinking we do a surprise
dinner on Saturday” you stated with a smile.
“Why no party?” Reggie implied with a sad smile.
“Amount of candles she claims, but I found this mold that says
‘mom’ and making a candle with it and we just buy a cake and use that one. What
do you think Mantle?” you informed Reggie.
“Sounds good, you up for video games tonight then?” he asked.
“Of course, that shouldn’t even be a question” you claimed
with a smile.
“Ah you can put the tomboy in a skirt, but she’ll still be a
tomboy” he pestered as he pulled you in for small hug and you hit his chest and
made your ways to your classes.
At the end of the school day you walked with him to his house
to play video games.
“Can we play Mortal Kombat first” you asked tall dark haired
“I’m sorry skirt what did you say?” he mocked back.
“Are you really gonna bug me about the damn skirt all day” you
“This is a once in a lifetime opportunity (Y/N) I am going to
make the most of my time” he pointed out.
“I’d like to see you in a skirt” you sassed back.
“I’d make that deal” he responded with a devilish smirk.
“What’s the catch Mantle?” you returned the same look.
“You wear skirts for a whole week” he informed you.
“Deal” you spoke too soon about to motion you hand for a
handshake as he interrupted you.
“And you stop using Scorpion as your player, and we finally
take that road trip during spring break and you call me by my nickname whenever
I want you too” he cockily proposed.
“But I finally mastered all his moves to destroy you, wait
what?” you recollected what he just asked.
“You heard me, you’ve been putting off the trip because of
money or some other excuse. My parents will give the money, they’ll do anything
to not have me around for a bit” he confessed.
“You have a deal Mantle the Magnificent” you concluded as he
chuckled and he gave you a twirl as you made your way to buy him a skirt on his
size for tomorrow.
at the Nissan, another day of first year girls worshipping her best friend. It
was typical, y/n was quite used to the fact that girls were practically
drooling while looking at him. She laughed and shook her head looking at
William, he shrugged while the two girls went toward Chris. He was well aware
of the fact that they were totally mesmerized by him, so he flirted with them
both and then went to her table and sit.
night about to come?
while Chris was sitting next to y/n. She was always welcomed at the
Penetrators’ table, being Chris and William’s best friend she was almost part
of the group.
and the boys cheered, he smiled and started to drink his Coca-Cola.
– I like
the blonde one.
while looking at the two girls who just flirted with her best friend, he
– I think
the ginger one will drive me insane.
He said and
Jacob gave him five; she laughed and shook her head.
like no one else does!
and opened a bottle of water; Chris looked at her and lifted the eyebrows while
smirking. Just another normal day at the Nissen.
SUNDAY, 11:00 P.M.
– Y/n, It’s
from the other side of the door; she opened and smiled when he showed her the
donuts he had brought her.
– I adore
and hugged him. She took the donuts box while he sat on the couch. Sunday was
their day, they used to spend it together.
– So, how
were the girls?
sitting next to him and biting a donut, he shrugged.
compared to you.
He said and
she laughed. Chris and y/n were friends with benefits. No one knew but they
started to fuck each other some months before. It all started during a
Penetrators party at Jacob’s…
– I bet y/n is the
best kisser in the whole Nissen.
Said Julian looking at
her, she shrugged and opened a beer.
– You are probably
She said taking a
shot, Chris smiled.
– Prove me.
He teased her thinking
that she was not going to take him seriously. Y/n simply stood up from the
couch, grabbed his face with both of her hands and crushed her lips against
his. He remained so surprised that he couldn’t move for some seconds, then he
pulled her closer and kissed her back. That kiss, accompanied by the screams
and the whistles of the other boys, made them realize how much they craved each
other. At the end of the party, he drove her home and decided to stay for the
night. The rest, is history.
moving on him; he grabbed her by her hips and touched her butt while she was
caressing the back of his neck.
confirmed kissing her neck. She brushed her hair behind her ear and let him give
her a love bite.
telling me that just to please me.
him while removing her own shirt. Chris blew on the already red mark on y/n’s
neck and gave her a kiss on the left collarbone.
telling you that because it’s true.
making her want more. She rubbed her body on his, already feeling his hard on
pressing against her inner thighs.
Schistad, shut up and fuck me.
his eyes lighted up in lust while he took her and gently laid her down on the
couch, he moved on her body and looked at her in the eyes.
– As you
MONDAY, 9:00 P.M.
– Where is
to William, he pointed at her. She was at the other side of the hallway, and
she was talking to Jonas. Chris looked at her and saw her laugh while she was
touching his shoulder; he knew her best friend, she was flirting and he was
totally keen on her. Who wouldn’t have been? She was beautiful, smart, she was
sarcastic and hot as hell.
– It looks
like someone will have a busy night.
when y/n joined them near William’s locker; she smiled and looked at him.
Actually, he asked me on a date.
while blushing a little. Chris bit his lower lip and almost dropped his book.
And you said yes? He is a first year!
she looked at him in confusion; he was definitely overreacting.
– I find
said and he nodded.
Chris didn’t know what was happening, but he suddenly felt a rush of rage; he
didn’t like the fact that she was going on a date with him and he didn’t know
THUESDAY, 2:00 P.M.
– So, how
did it go?
asked sitting next to his best friend on the couch. Y/n shrugged while zapping
and looking at the tv.
– He is
drinking her cappuccino. Chris looked away and swallowed a curse while William
was asking her about the date. Chris heard almost nothing of what his best
friend was saying, he was so mad and bothered that felt the necessity to stand
up and go in the kitchen. Y/n stopped talking and looked at him in confusion,
she thought he was listening but, apparently, she was wrong. William’s eyes meet
hers and they understood each other, as always.
wait, I want a snack.
and y/n nodded making him understand that he needed to talk with Chris and
figure out what was going on.
wrong with you?
asked looking at him, he almost jumped out of his skin.
– What do
half confused and half scared.
– You said
not even a word, you looked like you weren’t even listening. She’s our best
friend and she seems to like that guy, at least you could pretend you care.
his best friend and he felt like he had stabbed him I the stomach. It was true,
he was not being supportive, he was being an asshole and she was not even
making him feel bad for it.
sorry, you are alright.
and looked away, he couldn’t bear the disappointment in William’s eyes.
you explain me why?
crossing his arms, Chris bit his lower lip and desperately run a hand through
his hair. William was his best friend since always, he was his brother, he
could trust him and he needed to get rid of that secret.
– I think
I am jealous.
and blushed. William opened his mouth and looked at him in shock.
you like her! I knew that, God!
He said and
smiled, Chris was confused.
– Was it
that fucking obvious?!
opening his arms, his best friend bursting out laughing.
– To me,
it was! You two are always flirting, you look at each other like you could
undress the other with one look. I know the both of you, I remember the way you
guys kissed at Jacobs’. Please, all the references and the dirty jokes, not to mention
the amount of time you two spend together alone, if you guys are not
fuckfriends then I am the Queen of England.
explained and Chris almost chocked with his own saliva: William was impossible
to fool, he knew them both too damn well.
– You need
to tell her, mate.
concluded and Chris sighed. He wanted to, really, but he was scared.
– What if
I screw up our friendship?
He asked to
his best friend. William put a hand on his left shoulder and looked at him.
there is this chance, I will be honest. If you tell her and she’s not into you,
then you’ll lose her for a while, but she will come back, she cares about you
too much to let you go. If you don’t tell her, if you don’t take the risk, you’ll
have to watch y/n being with someone else and I think this would totally
said. Chris nodded, his best friend knew how to use the words, he was his
rational part, it had always been like this.
are you two having an affair without including me?
made them both jump out of their skin. She was standing on the kitchen’s door
with her arms crossed and she looked amused.
– I was
telling Chris that, since when he practically finished all the cookies, I’m
going to buy some. Plus, we would never have an affair without involving you.
said; Y/n laughed looking at him while he was grabbing his jacket. Chris opened
his eyes looking at William and he winked to his best friend.
– Y/n, do
you want something?
asked on the door, she frowned while thinking.
said while searching for money in her pockets. William stopped her and gave her
a peck on his check, she smiled and hugged him before he left Chris’ house.
– So, you
were saying about Jonas?
sitting on the couch, she shrugged sitting next to him.
– You don’t
have to pretend you care. I know you don’t like Jonas because of Eva’s
situation of the first semester.
and Chris shook his head.
– It’s not
this. I want to know if he makes you happy.
surprising her. Chris was not the sentimental kind of person, it was rare that
he talked about feeling so openly and directly. This was not his style and,
even if she knew he wanted the best for her, that was the first time he spontaneously
said to her.
– Too soon
to say it.
confessed and looked at him, he nodded.
– I just
want you to be happy, you know that.
He said and
she smiled looking at him. He was one of the most important person of her life,
there were no doubts about that.
asked me if we had sex already!
and laughed. Jacob was like this and that thing was supposed to make him laugh,
instead he froze. Just the thought that someone could touch her in the way he
did made him cringe.
– You can’t
have sex with him.
sentence just came out and he regretted in the exact moment he said it.
– What do
you mean? You can have sex with the whole school but I can’t have sex with
someone who’s not you, right?
Her voice was full of rage and disappointment. Of course she was mad, she
thought he was being selfish from the sexual prospective, she couldn’t imagine
he was being jealous.
not what I meant..
He said but
she was already grabbing her jacket. He stood up and sighed.
– You are
such an asshole, Chris. I don’t know what is going on with you, but please, get
over it. I can’t bear your constant depressed attitude of this last two days.
while putting the jacket on and going toward the door. Chris bit his lower lip
and rolled his eyes, screw everything, he was not letting her go.
her and, in the moment when she turned around, he kissed her. She froze for a
second, before realizing he was kissing her and not because they were having
sex. This kiss was totally different from any other happened between them. This
was sweet, patient, this was delicate and Chris was caressing her face while she
was closing her eyes and getting involved. There was no rush, no aggressiveness,
the kiss was taking its own time because it was intense, it was real and they
were just discovering something new. For the first time, she felt something
more than a passion, something more than a physical desire. She was kissing
Christoffer, her best friend, and she was feeling love. She opened her lips and
let his tongue in while hugging him and getting closer to his body. He gave her
a last quick kiss and smiled on her lips.
– I was
not being an asshole, I was just jealous.
confessed and touched her hips. She crossed her hands behind his shoulder and
– I get
and he nodded, his checks turning red.
– So, you
moving a lock of his hair from his eyes, he shrugged.
– It seems
and she smiled.
– It seems
that I like you back.
admitted and bit her lower lip. His eyes lighted up while he was looking at
her. A series of emotions crossed his face: doubt, surprise and then the
He asked in
surprise, she laughed and caressed his check.
and he kissed her again. She could sense his smile on her lips and she realized
she hadn’t felt so happy in a long time.
– So, we
have to tell William.
She said and
Chris lifted his eyebrows.
– Uhm.. he
He said and
looked at his best friend. She seemed confused at first, then she connected all
of the dots.
bastard! That’s why you guys spent a lifetime talking in the kitchen and then he
laughing and Chris joined her while caressing her back.
– What are
you going to say to Jonas?
curious and looked at her. She caressed the back of his neck and shrugged.
His to Protect; Hers to Love by CharlotteAshmore again this is one I’m annoyingly around 10 chapters off finishing! But it’s the only one in this list that isn’t AU and follows season 1-3 of the show. Incredibly well written and highly addictive
Sketchy: "Say, Prosie... You have such charm! Would you mind giving me a few lessons in this... Flirting? I have never participated in these activities, and would love to learn from a master!~"
In my opinion, flirting is just genuinely complimenting somepony! Of course, most of the time it’s to ponies you’re interested in dating, but there’s always that playfully flirty rapport between friends as well. It’s most effective when it’s unexpected - ‘n usually most appreciated then, too! To me, a successful flirting leaves the pony in question feelin’ a bit better about themselves than they did before ☆～（ゝ。∂）
Magnus plopped down on the couch beside them and looked over, “Please tell me you have something to gossip about. I am so bored. I need something to do, someone to do, or someone to talk about.” He groaned. The coffee shop was bare, only a few people with their laptops remained.