flip flop i was

SovietWomble Prompts!

(Because his videos are the funniest and most uplifting thing I know)

“Me and my flip-flops are ready to go.”

“I am now poor.”

*Alone in the woods* A: *weirdly calm* “There’s something walking towards us from behind you guys.” *B and C freak out*

“How can someone be so cute?”


“I thought you were watching?” “Yeah, I was, I stopped paying attention.”

“My scuba suit protects me from your bullshit.”

“God, fucking damn it A, you piece of…good job.” “What was that?” “I’m rebranding myself as the nice guy.” … “You lasted all but 7 seconds.”

“Surprise!” *explosion*

“English is not my first language, okay?” “You’re American.”

“A, what’s wrong with him?” “Many things.”

“I have got a plan!” “Which is?” “A terrible plan.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever spoken to you when you’re not eating.”

“A, I think you should take one for the team and run off as bait as the rest of us survive.”

“I’m under attack by a bucket!”

“I haven’t heard a word of the briefing, I was too amazed by the hand gestures.”

“We have a small technical issue.” “Which is?” “I seem to have run out of bullets.” “…it’s been five minutes.”

“You need your medication, come back here!”

“Why do you have a gun, A?” “’Cause it’s Thursday.”

“You lied to me!” “It’s not my fault you’re an idiot.”

“I really like dolphins, I wanna see one!”

“You can’t have a secret dance club, we have a job to do!”

“I’m a funky janitor.”

“If A starts saying something odd, just ignore him/her/them.”

“There are civilians in the village.” “I think the way you pronounce that is acceptible casualities.” “NO.”

“So you’re now just gonna kill people for just being tempted for deserting?” 

“I’d like for you to know you are a piece of human shit.”


“Turns out these are just the noises A makes when he/she/them is alone in his/hers/their room.”

“Clearly we lead different lifestyles.”

“Were you dropped on your head as a child?”

“SHUT UP, I’m trying to impose Zen you dumb bitch!”

*inhales helium* “Fuck you A.”

“Do NOT search that on Google!”

“I don’t know whether to eat Pringles, breathe or laugh!”

“He’s never gonna shut up about that now.”

“No more button pressing, okay?!”

“Everything is black, is this heaven?”

“Really? You’re gonna hide under the building like a house cat?”

“A? Can you stop touching my knee?”

“Um, my vision has gone green.” “You have green sunglasses on.” “Ah, that might be the reason.”

“If you’re not on a no-fly list somewhere in the world, someone is not doing their job.”

“Don’t open that.” “Wha-” *explosion* “…You could have told me you put a freaking bomb in there!”



“Did you see the way my hips were moving?”

“Are you in the habit of tattooing everyone unconcious?”

“My echolocation was not very effective.”

“My tummy hurts.”

“Is he going to go sulk in the corner?”

“That’s um… staggeringly unhelpful actually.”

“No, I’m having a snack, leave me alone.”

“Do those things and then jump off a bridge.”

“Look, think of it as science.”

“A,” “Yes?” “I want you-” “I want you too!” “-to…” “Oh we were talking about something else, my bad.”


“I didn’t appreciate your insults to my mother yesterday.”

“I have an auto-sniper and exactly zero shame.”

“Ahahahahaha, you’re so- fuck you.”

“Whenever you do something awesome it’s ‘Oh look at me’ but whenever you screw up it’s ‘Oh we’re a team’.”

“You are actually hiding in a hedge.”

“Don’t worry boys, pappas’ got this.”

“I know Psychology, I use it on you.” “What do you you mean you use it on m-” “Nevermind.”

“I’ll hit you.” “Sorry.”

“A continues to amaze me.”

“We only had about three hundred bullets, and you’ve just wasted all of our ammunition in case we get attacked?”

“Dude, something’s happening.”

“I literally have no control over myself.”

“I just wanted you to know that I genuinely despise your existence you piece of shit.”

“In my eyes A, you are a beautiful caterpillar.” “What?!”

Oh no, what appears to have happened?”

“I will not leave you A.” C: ”I will.”

“I do not trust you, turn around!”

“Where were you guys when they were trying to BLOW UP THE FRICKING BUILDING?!”

“Sorry, is this supposed to be spooky?”

“I technically landed.”

“Make it interesting…nOT THAT INTERESTING!”

“I thought there was a guy in front of me but it was my own shadow.”

“Well we can tick ‘genocide’ off out to do list.”

“That’s a lot of dead people.”

“You ran in front of a machine gun?!”

“I don’t have Medi’stuff’, I didn’t expect the two of you to be this incompetent.”

“Stop parkouring and come get this jewelry.”

“Gayness?” “Gayness.”

“I don’t want to look because I’m scared.”

“Something just went ‘boom’.”

“Okay, that wasn’t where I left it!”

“We’re gonna go around the tornado.”

“No, no, no, don’t you dare say you can’t fly! FLY!”

“You’re so useless it’s not even funny.”

“Hey guys, I have an idea, why don’t you fuck off?

“I’m going to hide and if that fails…surrender.”

“Dipshit?” “Hmm?” “….the fact that you responded to ‘Dipshit’…”

“I have been trapped in my bathroom for the last 3 hours.”


This is what I don’t understand:

Eddie told his story to Iris about their first encounter in the finale of season 1. He said he had a destiny. His destiny was to die. And you know what he told Iris? “Screw the future.” And what did she say back? “Screw the future.”

Now this is where my confusion comes in.

She apparently went back on that word when her relationship with Barry started to come into play. I will always remember that scene because it was sweet and probably the only time Iris was likeable.

And I KNOW for a fact, that Iris would still be with Eddie if he hadn’t of sacrificed himself, hence the speedforce apparition.

I, like others, don’t understand the flip flop. But hey, I don’t write the show.

The Flash was my shit. Cisco with his snide remarks. Team Flash fighting metas. Hell, Barry and Caitlin ACTUALLY having a full on conversation. It was my favorite thing to watch on a week to week basis. Now, it’s not.

I hope this show gets back to its roots, because honestly, I don’t think I can be as faithful like I was before.

olivertheheathen  asked:

I have a suggestion. Can you make a comic on how Asians are only considered colored— I mean “POC"(I really hate that term) when it's convenient. I see people flip flop on what to consider Asians. When they want to bring up Japanese internment camps or the lack of Asian actors, they want to talk about the evil white supremacy, but then when they look at how they dominate certain fields, they want to call them pawns of white privilege.

I got two comic ideas for that one then. One separately about the “POC” bs term and one long comic about the in depth bit you mentioned. Obviously I give credit where it’s due. BT *adds it to list for April Comics*

-mod scifi

theshaunapiranha  asked:

I think I remember you talking about how Emma and Killian usually flip/flop on their issues in the different half seasons...I assume they are keeping to the pattern now? I would really like them to catch up with each other one day...

I’m actually not sure what they’re doing with the two of them – and I suspect that the writers aren’t, either, which is one reason CS has felt kinda sidelined this season.

Previously, it’s not that they switched places but that Killian has been a step behind Emma throughout her journey. Now, that journey is essentially complete, lacking only the symbolic capstone of the wedding. They both went through the wringer in S5, and came back. Emma’s last few steps along her path are important for her internally, but that kind of thing tends to be relegated to the denouement in stories because it’s not terribly cinematic.

At this point, it seems like there’s nothing for the writers to do but insert barriers which, after everything that happened last season, feel redundant at best and outrageously artificial at worst.

hmmm this one is a tough one… I am going to say x-rays because I once got one when I broke my foot (tragic I know, I couldn’t wear flip flops for almost nine weeks) and it was really cool!!

((well, I am going to say xylophone cause its one of the instruments I play in band, please don’t attack me the xylophone is a very pretty instrument))

put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter

Hey you. Yes, you.

I just wanted to take a moment to say that whether or not your fic makes it on to rec lists, or gets a lot of reblogs, and regardless of whether or not you get nominated for awards, or make it onto lists of authors people should read, you still matter. Someone, somewhere, appreciates you. They love the thing that you wrote. They squealed, and flailed, and probably messaged their friend about it at 2am in the morning. You have written sentences that have made peoples’ hearts flip-flop in their stomachs and have little moments of ‘oh I wish I’d thought of that! Headcanon!’.

You are still a writer, and a damn good one at that.

  • ryan in fanfiction: my heart is broken. the only things have left are my writing and internalized homophobia. all i can think about is that twink brendon urie and how much i hate myself.
  • jon in fanfiction: does anyone want some flip flops and/or weEeED?
  • spencer in fanfiction: ryan,,, i will always be there for u,,,, my whole life platonically revolves around u,,,, where is my personality? my own character traits?? who knows. i am only here to support u ryan
  • brendon in fanfiction: i am QUEER and i am HERE who wants to come have GAY SEX. except you CANT because im TOO HOT FOR YOU me and my HUGE GAY ASS are LEAVING
996. One day, Harry stumbled across a hilariously terrible story someone had written about him and his friends. He decided to show to Ginny, Ron and Hermione and the reactions consisted of laughter, and constant repeating of the phrase "Wait, what?" Once they finished reading it, Ron immediately said "Can you imagine if that actually happened?" To which they all collectively shuddered. This story was called “Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.”

☀️ Summer tol and smol ☀️

Kenma and his shoes are too cute for this world and Kuroo is That One Guy™ who wears flip flops all summer you can’t convince me otherwise ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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