When your soulmate is eating something you can taste it on your lips, just slightly. And maybe feel it on your lips too, like the powder of a cinnamon donut, except you can’t lick it away, so you’re just stuck with it like ‘damn you asshole, lick your goddamn lips! This is annoying!’
If they’re having cravings you do too. Sometimes you’ll get cravings for what you’ve just eaten.
If you taste something like strawberry lip gloss you know their either getting ready for a night out or kissing someone. Or maybe they just like the taste.
You constantly lick your lips when they’re eating something you like because ‘oh gods this taste so good, what is it?’ or 'I haven’t had that in ages!’
You get jealous of the fact that they have such nice food ALL THE DAMN TIME.
When they’re eating something you don’t like you try to not lick your lips for so long. It gets annoying and is hard to do for a while so you just put on lip gloss. Then you think 'awe, man. What if they don’t like… And that’s why they put on lip gloss the other week?’
One day you try to send them a recipe. So you just, like, munch on a piece of toast, then lick some honey, then eat some banana so they’ll try your favourite meal and you’ll have that taste on your lips without actually eating it.
One day you think 'what kind of idiot eats peanut butter with jam - holy shit it’s an American! Or someone in America… Maybe they just like it? Oh god will I have to take 20-something hour flight to find them? Uuuhhhggghhh!’
You’re in the middle of a test but just can’t stop licking your lips because 'oh god glazed donuts…’
You can’t place a taste but you know you’ve tasted it before.
After going to Harry Potter world you realise 'it’s butterbeer!’ and then you try a butterbeer cappuccino or whatever and are just - 'goddamn it you jerk you ruined all my experiences!’
You start craving a signature dish from your town that is only served there. You go to the restaurant and see three people eating the meal, so you just walk up to the counter, order something that is nothing like the dish or something that you know that person hates because every time after you eat it you taste mouthwash.
You calmly sit down and just watch the people as you eat your meal. The person you least expected it to be - oh god it can’t be - looks up and is just like 'fuck’ and has that expression on their face.
They look around and see you. Their eyes widen at what you’re eating. You’re the only one eating it. You smirk and wave at them because 'haha sucker you laughed when I was teased about my soulmate and it’s you!’
Or one day you turn to your best friend like 'hey, can you see if anyone is eating -’ your eyes widened as you see they’re eating the EXACT MEAL you can taste.
Or a different ending where you follow a celebrity on Instagram and just see a picture of a steak with the caption being 'why the hell do I taste banana and honey… I’m eating a steak!’
And you just drop your toast. Your family stares at you as you squeal. Then you realise 'shit. That could be anyone.’ But you do taste steak… 'But anyone can be eating steak!’ You rush to the kitchen and pull out dark chocolate and go to the bathroom and start brushing your teeth.
Soon you see another picture of a steak and a caption of 'okay, now I’m tasting ANOTHER thing that clashes with my meal. Soulmate, please let me eat in peace… AND WHO HAS DARK CHOCOLATE AND TOOTHPASTE?!?! Will my future babies eat like this too? God save me…’
We’re so excited to introduce America’s new astronauts! After evaluating a record number of applications, we’re proud to present our 2017 astronaut class!
These 12 new astronaut candidates were chosen from more than 18,300 people who submitted applications from December 2015 to February 2016. This was more than double the previous record of 8,000 set in 1978.
This Washington native graduated from the U.S. Naval Academy with a Bachelor’s degree in Systems Engineering. A Gates Cambridge Scholar, Barron earned a Master’s degree in Nuclear Engineering from the University of Cambridge.
She enjoys hiking, backpacking, running and reading.
Zena is a native of Virginia and completed a Bachelor of Science degree in Biology and Master of Science degree in Marine Sciences at The University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill. Her research has focused on microorganisms in subsurface environments, ranging from caves to deep sea sediments.
In her free time, she enjoys canoeing, caving, raising backyard chickens and glider flying.
Raja is an Iowa native and graduated from the U.S. Air Force Academy in 1999 with Bachelor’s degrees in Astronautical Engineering and Engineering Science. He continued on to earn a Master’s degree in Aeronautics and Astronautics from Massachusetts Institute of Technology and graduated from the U.S. Naval Test Pilot School.
He has accumulated more than 2,000 hours of flight time in the F-35, F-15, F-16 and F-18 including F-15E combat missions in Operation Iraqi Freedom.
This Colorado native earned a Bachelor of Science in Electrical Engineering from the University of San Diego and a Master of Science degree in Systems Engineering from the Naval Postgraduate School. He graduated from U.S. Naval Test Pilot School.
He has more than 1,600 hours of flight time in 28 aircraft, 400 carrier-arrested landigns and 61 combat missions.
Bob is a Pennsylvania native and earned a Bachelor’s degree in Aerospace Engineering from Boston University. He is a graduate of the U.S. Air Force Test Pilot School, where he earned a Master’s degree in Flight Test Engineering. He continued on to earn a Master’s degree in Aerospace Engineering from the University of Alabama.
During the last five years, he has served as a research pilot at NASA’s Johnson Space Center.
Nicknamed “Woody”, this Pennsylvania native earned a Bachelor’s degree in Aeronautics and Astronautics from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) and a Doctorate in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science from the University of California, Berkley.
This California native trained and operated as a Navy SEAL, completing more than 100 combat operations and earning a Silver Star and Bronze Star with Combat “V”. Afterward, he went on to complete a degree in Mathematics at the University of San Diego and a Doctorate of Medicine at Harvard Medical School.
His interests include spending time with his family, volunteering with non-profit vertern organizations, academic mentoring, working out and learning new skills.
Robb is an Alaska native and earned a Bachelor’s degree in Mechanical Engineering from the University of Denver, before going on to complete a Master’s degree in Materials Science and a Doctorate in Engineering at the University of California, San Diego.
He is a private pilot and also enjoys playing piano, photography, packrafting, running, cycling, backcountry skiing and SCUBA diving.
This New York native earned a Bachlor’s degree in Aerospace Engineering with Information Technology at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, followed by a Master’s degree in Aerospace Engineering from the Naval Postgraduate School.
She is also a distinguished graduate of the U.S. Naval Test Pilot School and has accumulated mofre than 1,600 hours of flight time and 150 combat missions.
Victor all but stumbled into their hotel room, laughing and waving enthusiastically to someone in the hallway. He spun on his heels, face alight and quite literally sparkling under the dim lights. “Yuuuuuri!” he boldly declared a split second before shushing himself with a chuckle, in the realization that his voice was a decibel above intended.
Said Yuuuuuri glanced up from bed, adjusting his glasses and setting down his phone, game on it paused. He squeaked, managing to snatch his phone out of the way as Victor collapsed onto the bed, draping himself across his fiancé.
“I can see you had fun,” Yuuri commented with a laugh, swiping a finger across one of Victor’s alcohol-flushed cheeks. It came back glimmering.
Victor mumbled something in Russian as he nuzzled into the back of Yuuri’s neck, littering it with slightly sloppy kisses. “You should have come with us, my love, it’d be waaaay more fun.”
“Would I come back covered in glitter too?” Yuuri asked, glancing down at the white bedsheets, which were now dusted with the sparkles coming off Victor’s skin.
“Chris’s idea!” Victor announced. “He covered me in gold, look!” Sitting up, Victor fumbled with the buttons of his shirt, only managing to get a couple undone before a low whine at his own slow speed signaled to Yuuri that he wanted help.
Still laughing at the sight of his normally very put together fiancé, Yuuri admired the messy silver hair also dusted in tiny gold flecks and the unkempt state of his shirt with the button alignment off—meaning it had already come off at one point during the night. Clubbing with Victor, Chris, and one of the wilder ice dance pairs the night before a ten-hour flight had seemed like a bad idea to Yuuri, and he hardly regretted turning down the invitation. All the more knowing that he would have come back to the room drunk and bathed in glitter.
“Mmmm, Yuuri, hurry up,” Victor complained, teeth finding the lobe of Yuuri’s ear, breath hot and moist against it as he nipped.
Yuuri was finding it hard to hurry up when Victor’s tongue was skating patterns along the shell of his ear. “S-stop that,” he scolded, getting the last button undone with steely determination.
The shirt hit the floor immediately, followed by a cascade of golden glitter that would surely justify a significant tip of apology to the maid. “Someone said I looked like Oscar!” Victor said, gesturing to his chest, which was indeed covered with thick ribbons of glitter. Each shift of his muscles caused an explosion of light to sparkle off his skin. “…Who’s Oscar?”
“Who’s Oscar, I don’t kno–” Yuuri paused in his mental search and started to laugh. “Oh, I think they meant an Oscar! The Academy Award? For movies? Like Best Picture?”
“You bet I’m the fucking best picture,” Victor bragged and then slid back onto the bed, drawing Yuuri’s hands to his chest. “Hey, Yuuri, hey. Do you wanna kiss gold?”
Chuckling, Yuuri nodded and pressed a chaste kiss to Victor’s lips, only to be tackled onto the mattress, caught in one much deeper.
“Oh my god, Victor, you’re getting glitter everywhere,” Yuuri protested, gold now dusting his own skin, spreading as Victor greedily sucked at his throat and pushed up the fabric of Yuuri’s shirt at the same time, hands transferring glitter along the expanse of Yuuri’s abdomen.
“I wanna make you gold and kiss you all over.” Victor palmed between Yuuri’s legs, tearing a gasp from him.
“Okay, okay, I think we need to get you cleaned up.” Best to logic quickly, before he lost the ability to. Yuuri tugged Victor off the bed and into the bathroom, still shedding glitter.
“You can clean me like a cat,” Victor purred against Yuuri’s ear, leaving more hot kiss marks across his jaw, “with your tongue.”
Groaning, Yuuri moved them closer to the shower, hands slipping as he switched on the water. Making certain the temperature was fine was suddenly an impossible task, when Victor was grinding very intentionally against him, hot and hard.
Turning back, Yuuri fumbled with Victor’s belt, unsure for what purpose he wanted to get his fiancé in the shower anymore. After pushing down Victor’s pants and tight black undergarments, Yuuri froze.
Froze, then began to laugh. He bit his lower lip to try to contain it, but it burst forth the second that Victor shifted forward and the bathroom lights reflected off the glitter.
“V-victor, ohmygod, how did you–” Hand up to cover his mouth, Yuuri couldn’t even bring his eyes up to Victor’s face. “How did you get-… you have… ohmygod.” It was hard to breathe.
“I thought you might like to kiss gold.”
If Yuuri laughed any harder, he might have fallen to the floor. “You-… you have glitter all over your dick.”
Absolutely, positively, completely covered in gold glitter.
“D-did you-…” Yuuri couldn’t even get his questions past his gasps for breath, laughing as he tipped up and kissed Victor’s lips. “You thought I’d wanna-… oh god, Vitya, you’re ridiculous.”
“Is that a no?”
“Get in the shower. I don’t know how much you’d enjoy me kissing gold, but maybe I can suck it for you.”
apparently dino n hoshi were at a food court n basically got chased out of the mall by some fans in chicago. like ur honestly not cute for doing that. just straight up annoying n rude! they had a 13 hour flight n just wanna chill. hav some fucking sympathy n respect.
the respect that was shown at the airport should be the same everywhere else. please don’t forget that.
Ten times Yuuri adorably fell asleep in inappropriate places.
Ten Times Yuuri Adorably Fell Asleep In Inappropriate Places
10) One during a visit to Viktor he fell asleep in the rink
in St Petersburg while waiting for Viktor to show up and no-one had the heart
to wake him up even when Viktor arrived
9) On a long-haul flight that he and Viktor were on, which
Viktor was kind of envious of because he couldn’t sleep and had to stay awake
for like 15 hours being extremely bored with no-one to talk to and Yuuri slept
the entire way there
8) In the dance studio in Detroit after a late-night
practice. The owners found him curled up fast asleep on the floor when they
came in the next day to open the studio again.
7) On a train on a random person’s shoulder. Phichit never
let him live it down
6) On Phichit’s bed on top of Phichit after a party when he
was very drunk. Phichit has never let him live this one down either
5) On top of Viktor when they were lying on the sofa
watching a film together and Viktor was trapped on the sofa the whole night
because Yuuri looked so peaceful and he didn’t want to wake him up
4) In Yakov’s house during a gathering with all the Russian
skaters. He was mortified when he woke up, especially because his relationship
with Yakov is always a bit tense due to the doping thing, but someone had draped
a blanket over him and let him be so he assumed no-one was too angry at him (it
3) During a competition when he only woke up a really soon
before he had to skate. He was usually very good at keeping up with assignments
for college as well as skating but during this particular competition he forgot
about one and had to frantically do it the night before and got practically no
sleep. The competition wasn’t massively important but he should have been
getting ready and warming up but instead he was napping
2) On the ice in Detroit. It was during the exam period and
Yuuri was stress skating a lot and not eating or sleeping well. Absolutely
no-one knows how it happened but Phichit and Celestino came in to find him
literally asleep on the ice of the rink. They woke him up very concerned that
he might get hypothermia but not before Phichit had taken a photo and put it on
his Instagram because it was hilarious
1) On Viktor’s shoulder on live TV during a competition. He
wasn’t competing as it was the Euros but he’d been on a very long flight just
hours before and Viktor was still waiting to skate and he just couldn’t keep
his eyes open. He looked adorable and the video and pictures went viral very
quickly. Viktor spent the entire time glaring at everyone who came close with
an unspoken promise that if anyone woke Yuuri up no-one would ever find their
On the Coastal Tip of Jamaica, actress Candice Patton stands barefoot in a sheer yellow dress before settling turquoise waters. Her arms sway back and forth as the Caribbean air billows through the thigh-high slit. She gives the camera a small smile as the sun radiates off her skin and the tide tiptoes towards the shore. The Instagram boomerang I’m glancing at has now been viewed over 200,000 times by her 1.2 million-user following.
It’s mid-June; a median between two milestones in Candice’s life - two weeks before her 29th birthday, and two weeks after the Season 3 finale of The Flash aired in homes nationwide. The superhero fiction show, based on the DC Comics character of the same name, stars Candice as Iris West, opposite Grant Gustin as the titular hero, Barry Allen. In the last three years, The Flash has garnered over 15 awards, with Candice herself most recently winning a Saturn Award for “Best Supporting Actress on Television”. It makes sense that CBS Watch! Magazine would send her over to the Caribbean for a photoshoot.
The CW star calls me from her residence in Los Angeles on a Friday afternoon, after her trip in Jamaica. I expect her to sound exhausted from her jet setting, but she’s not. To my astoundment, there’s a lot on her mind. I come to realize that, unlike Iris West, Candice Patton is equipped with a power of her own.
Hey can you write one where the avengers go to recruit a girl they heard about? She lives in the deep woods and uses magic. When they find her they weren’t expecting someone so young since she’s only like 14-15. They start having second thoughts but she shows them that she can handle herself. She also wants revenge cause hydra killed her family trying to get to her.
A/N: I made the reader a little older and i hope it’s not a problem. I really liked the request and i have a big idea how to continue this. I hope you like it and if so let me know in order to post a Part 2 and maybe more ;) Enjoy (and sorry for the mistakes)
It was Saturday and everyone in the Avenger
tower was finally able to relax. The whole week represented a lot of missions,
hours of training and a serious lack of sleep. Today had to be their day off.
Nat was trying to find an interesting film on the TV but for now with no luck.
Steve was in his room immersed in his thought for the present again. Tony, as
always, was doing something in his laboratory with Bruce but this time they
weren’t eager to make a progress so fast, so they were mostly telling each
other jokes rather than work. Clint and Vision, unusually, were cooking
whatever they could think of while Peter, Wanda and Thor were ready to become
tasters. Everything was going fine until a familiar and detestable sound
reached their ears.
“Good morning, Avengers.”, said Colson, “How
are you in this sunny and beautiful day?”
“Oh, hey Son of Col! We are perfect.”, Thor
answered with a bright smile on his face.
Now everyone was in the living room looking at
the man in a black suit showing on the huge TV.
“If you have to tell us something good then go
on, if not…better fuck yourself.”
“Well, I’m glad to see you too, Romanoff.”, the
man looked with a smile at the red-head and then turned again to the whole
gang, “Okay, I will go to the main part. Three days ago something extraordinary
happened in woods north of Minnesota.”, bellow him appeared some photos, “As
you see, some of the trees are burnt but definitely not from a fire, and this
one.”, a photo showing something like spikes coming from the ground became in
“What the hell is this?”, Peter exclaimed, “How
is that even possible?”
“That’s what you have to find out.”
“What?! No!”, Tony said angrily. “No! Not going
to happen! We have a day off, Colson!”
“I know you do, but it’s important. Given the
fact it’s like 7km away from a Hydra base, it may be someone used for an
experiment. And we need only three or four of you to go and check.”, the man
“I’m in!”, Wanda said with no hesitations.
“Count me, too”, Clint raised his hand to show
that he’s ready.
“Peter, you are not going.”, Tony declared.
“Why not? We only have to check what’s going
on, that’s all.”
“He is right Tony, and I will go, too.”, Steve
stated and the four of them received the needed information.
“I’m sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a
kid.”, Peter breathed out as he and the other three avengers were getting in
“But you are a kid, Pete.”, Steve sat down and
put his belt on. The others followed his actions and soon they were high above
“That’s not what I mean. I may be a kid as I am
that young but I can look after myself. I can do things just like you guys. I
want and I can become a hero. It seems he…he doesn’t want me to be one.”
“You know that’s not true.”, Wanda tried to
calm the boy down, “He is just afraid. You and either I are new in all of this,
but he, Steve and Clint are deep in this dangerous world and know what it costs
to be a hero.”
“Wanda is right, boy. I share Stark’s thoughts
but not completely. If you want to be a hero, you must know that you risk the
lives of your beloved ones – family, friends, girlfriends… We all have
experienced the feeling of losing someone; we just don’t want you to go through
this at that young age.”, Clint said while checking his arrows.
“But don’t worry, we’ll be beside your back.”,
Steve patted Peter’s shoulder and till the end of the flight nobody spoke.
Two hours later the group was finally at the
mentioned place. There was no place for the helicopter to land so the heroes
had to get down with the help of a rope.
“So…which direction should we go?”, Clint
questioned as he, the last one, got on the hard ground.
“North.”, Steve looked at his compass to make
sure he was right and then led the gang towards the destination.
“Why would somebody stay so deep In the
woods?”, Peter decided to break the silence.
“I don’t think they are just staying there,
“They are hiding.”, Wanda respond back.
“Why do you think so?”
“Colson said that there is a Hydra base in the distance…I
think whoever managed to escape, is now terrified and…and angry.”
“How can you be so sure? Hydra probably sent
out somebody to see if he can cooperate and serve them.”, the way Steve
retorted back showed he had no good feeling towards the organization.
“Because I can feel it!”
“What do you mean?”, Peter was so confused
given the fact he was new and didn’t have much information about the Hydra
thing and Wanda’s powers.
“Sometimes I can either get in your head or
memories, or feel your emotions.”
Steve was about to say something back as his
anger has somehow unlocked but Clint was the one to stop them from a fight.
“Guys! We have a work to do and right now it’s
in front of us.”, Hawkeye showed the previously seen spikes, which were like 10
meters away from them, “Can you solve your problems when we are back in the
base, and I am away from your childish behavior?”
Wanda and Steve looked a little ashamed while
Peter was still standing there with a stupid expression on his face while
trying to figure the things out. While going to the strange and kind of a scary
place the gang saw some burnt trees, others had a burnt hand mark on them,
others were still up but their leaves were dry. As they were becoming closer a
change in the temperature was felt.
“It wasn’t that hot minutes before. I’m
sweating in this costume and now my body is itching like crazy.”, Parker
announced as he began scratching.
“It’s coming from the inside.”
The spikes coming from the ground were making
something like a dome. The sharp sides were touching at the top, while at the
bottom they were forming a circle. This ‘structure’ was definitely made for
some sort of protection.
“Maybe the person is inside this thing.”
“I will try to break it. Step back.”, Wanda
commanded and then, using her magic, she broke one of the spikes. As she did
so, another one grew but not upwards. Instead the spike with its sharp side
directed at her body was about to kill her if it wasn’t Steve to save her. They both fell on the ground while the others
two tried to save themselves from the other deadly formations that suddenly
appeared from the ground.
“What the hell was that?!”, Clint exclaimed as
he tried to catch his breath.
“I don’t know but we better find a way to…”,
Peter was interrupted from Wanda’s scream to watch out. But his spider senses
had already informed him about a danger. He jumped and used his webs to get on
a high tree. From up there he managed to
notice the small aperture.
“I can get there and I will. Don’t try to stop
me, we are losing time. When I get there you will attack and try to ruin this
shield. Got it?”, the young boy notified the others through his micro earphone,
“Let’s have some fun.”, Peter put his mask on and jumped from the tree. He
landed just a meter away from the wanted place but as soon as his foots touched
the spikes others began appearing. With his fastness he got in the hole seconds
before getting seriously injured.
Although he has done it before, this time Peter
made his superhero landing on his ass.
“Shit, that hurts.”, he cursed out but as soon
as he did he was thrown against the strong wall made from the spikes.
“Tell me who the hell you are or I’ll kill
you.”, a sweet, yet dry voice reached his ears. He looked up and saw a girl
around his age standing defensive opposite him with a rage written on her face.
“I’m Pet-, shit! No, I’m Spiderman and I-”, but
the boy was interrupted by being sent to the ‘wall’ again.
“You are lying! If Hydra is sending you, which
I am sure about, you are gonna die in agony. They’ll finally see what I am
capable of! That’s what they want, isn’t it?”, the girl screamed and clenched
fists. Peter, who was thrown again, managed to see what she was doing and how
she was capable of whisking him wherever she wanted. The guy soon realized she
was a witch just like Wanda.
“I have no idea what you are talking about. We
are here to help you”, as soon as those words were spoken, the girl was ready
to make that boy shut up by repeating her previous actions but Peter was
faster. He sent webs towards her hands, sticking them on one of the spikes. She
tried to escape but with in vain. Peter used this opportunity to scan the girl.
She was his height, with a (y/h/t) (y/h/c) hair, (y/e/c) now full with anger.
Her clothes were dirty and scattered, her face slightly sunken maybe due to the
lack of food.
the whole structure was hit and a part of it ruined down. The girl used this as
an opportunity to go away and this time she managed. She began running but the
boy shoot web at her and stopped her. The witch fell on the ground and looked
at the four people standing meters away.
“I’ll kill you!”, she screamed and sent a stone
towards the group. Wanda was the one to create a shield with her magic and protect
her friends. The girl’s eyes widen as she saw that somebody had powers just as
“Stop attacking us and just listen!”, Wanda
“We are here to help you, don’t need to be
afraid.”, a man with a soft voice gave his hand to help her stand. The girl
looked up and was met by a dirty blonde hair and kind blue eyes.
So you may or may not know that I was in Greece for about a month in June and I am finally back home! I had such an amazing time and got to catch up and read some really great fics! I didn’t get to read as much as I hoped I would since each day was jam-packed and I had some other readings to finish for my courses. Nevertheless, I read some awesome fics and I can’t wait to share them all with you! (Also, I’m testing out a new way to show my reviews on these posts as I’ve gotten comments about them being lost within the fic summary! Let me know what you think!)
Kintsugi by witchbane, Explicit, 102k (WIP) ***Graphic Depictions Of Violence Yuuri Katsuki is a hitman burdened with a debt he can never repay. His target: Viktor Nikiforov, next Pakhan to one of the most dangerous families in the Russian mafia.When the two are drawn into a treacherous alliance after a mission gone wrong, the bonds of love and loyalty to family and duty begin to unravel—even as they get more tangled up in each other.
Have I said how obsessed I am with this fic? Probably, but I’ll say it again. This is SUCH a good mafia AU filled with action, suspense, sexual tension (!!!!) and amazing writing. MUST read if you like mafia AUs!!
Money Shot by Ashida, Explicit, 36k (WIP) So Yuuri waited, felt his heart edge back down from his throat as Victor let him catch his bearings, as he just sat and watched Yuuri calm down, patient even though the time he was paying for was ticking. “Strip for me, Yuuri.” came his first instructions in the lull of silence, the same words he always got, and this is how it always began.
HOOOOO BOY THIS FIC IS SO AMAZING. I have raved about it so many times on this blog but I really just can’t get enough. SO. GOOD.
Pigeon Alley by DiAnna44, Teen, 31k What’s meant to be will always find a way. Victor and Yuuri? They’re meant to be.
Incredible actor AU that smashes into you like a train going 100000 km/hr hits you right in the feels over and over and over again. Basically, everything Dianna writes will make you cry forever but her incredible storytelling makes it all worth it, and this fic is no exception.
cancel your reservations by renaissance, Teen, 5.4k Yuuri is a college student conducting private fencing lessons for a handsome, rich, and mysterious student. Viktor is not learning to fence because he does medieval reenactments.
Okay, this fic is SO GREAT. I loved the fencing aspect especially because my sister was an Olympic hopeful for fencing so it was fun to read my two favourite characters play the sport I have watched all my life. #writemorefencingfics2k17 ;)
Blackbirdby sixpences, Mature, 102k ***Graphic depictions of violence The year is 1942, and Europe is at war. Captain Victor Nikiforov, an intelligence operative for the NKVD, has been trapped in Berlin by the German invasion of the USSR. Posing as a Nazi industrialist, his days are spent charming information out of Axis diplomats to try and keep the Red Army fighting another day.Yuuri Katsuki, a foreign-educated bureaucrat in the Japanese Embassy, has secrets of his own concealed beneath his unremarkable demeanour. When he uncovers Victor’s real identity, it will alter the course of both of their lives forever.
MUST. READ. One of the best fics I’ve read in this fandom. Incredible writing that engages you right from the start and a storyline that will have you laughing, crying, and biting your nails. Some parts were so intense that I gasped out loud, and other parts so heart-clenching that I may or may not have bawled my eyes out multiple times on the plane. Incredible fic!
Between Periodsby caitwritesstuff, Mature, 18k (WIP) Yuuri is a history teacher out of a job due to recent cut backs. It just so happens that Phichit works at a school that’s needs a new history teacher. In walks Victor Nikiforov, the undeniably beautiful yet eccentric literature teacher from across the hall with a bit of an obsession with Russian lit and a certain adorable history teacher.
Great teacher AU that I can’t get enough of! Victor is so cute in this and I love how the whole gang’s there. Can’t wait until the next chapter!
I can’t rave enough about the rivals series. (I’m not kidding. Search up “umfb&mha” and “obs&bs” on my blog to find hundreds of posts of me screaming LOL) Every update of this kills me in the best way possible!
Nuclear Hearts Club by butterbeerbitch, Teen, 28k (WIP) Being seventeen and chronically confused isn’t always a walk in the park - especially when you’ve been crushing on your brother’s best friend since you were nine. You’d be crazy not to. Victor’s the best thing to happen to the world since sliced bread.
Wow, wow, and wow is all I have to say about this fic. Such an incredible story and descriptive writing that kept me so engrossed I didn’t even notice the turbulence on my plane flight!
Six Hours Ahead by alipiee, Teen, 51k (WIP) When Yuuri downloaded the harmless quiz app, he didn’t expect to become best friends with the Russian boy who asked him for a rematch.
I FINALLY got around to reading this and it’s definitely lived up to the hype! Such a great read. Check it out!
And the Stars Will Wait by lily_winterwood, Explicit, 19k Of all the places he had hoped to take Yuuri during their honeymoon — their first trip together as a married couple — he hadn’t anticipated bringing him back to the family dacha and all the memories it evoked.
More BTDS-verse amazingness!! I’m a sucker for honeymoon fics!
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Be sure to give the authors some love! Thank you all for being so patient while I was away. Regular lists are back for the rest of the summer!
Would you say Pangur is higher energy/higher maintenance than Grim? We often hear about the screaming weasel but Grim always seems to be chilling and being a good kitty. Your cats are so precious, thank you for sharing them!
Grim’s definitely easier. when she gets REAL riled up, it actually pisses her off (aka overstimulates her) if I try to involve myself extensively. her preference is to kill catnip pillows (and Pangur) in Peace damnit!
though she does go Buck Wild when I chuck stuff for her to chase
when we pass eachother she goes RRRR & I go RRRR & that seems to greatly please her
PANGUR, now PANGUR!! she’ll start playing by herself & then lose steam & squat by her toy & try super hard to make eye contact. if I make the mistake of acknowledgement, that’s her queue to begin a Forever Scream
this process (catching my eye & shouting real sad) is repeated if I’m not sitting in a position where she can crawl onto my lap or back & snooze
so yeah, one gets overstimulated pretty easily & the other demands constant stimulation. it’s cool that my Opposite Girls love eachother like they do!
Since I’m on holiday, I got to read SO many wonderful fics this week!
how the mighty fall (in love) by braveten, Gen, 28k Every Victor Nikiforov fan has three things in common. 1. They have unrealistic expectations for romance. 2. They mark their calendars with the dates of his newest book releases and the premieres of his latest movie adaptations. 3. They either passionately hate or love his greatest rival, a mysterious author whose pseudonym is only two letters: “KY.” Just finished yesterday!
The Boyfriend Experience by cryingoverspilledvodka, Explicit, 107k (WIP) Katsuki Yuuri is an accomplished escort at 23, operating under the pseudonym Eros, in Detroit. When one of his favourite clients sets him up with none other than world-renowned figure skater Victor Nikiforov, the delicate balance between Yuuri’s personal and professional life teeters ever closer towards ruin. Y’ALL…. this fic is gold
Twenty-Five Hours by 0lizzybennet0, Mature, 14k (WIP) In which Yuuri spends a 25 hour flight next to Victor Nikiforov, skating legend, and feels it might simultaneously be the best and worst thing that has ever happened to him. EVERYONE MUST READ THIS FIC IT IS SO GOOD
Nerve Endings by Phyona, Explicit, 54k (WIP) When Yuuri moves in with Victor in St. Petersburg, they have to work through Yuuri’s anxiety and Victor’s secrets to find their balance. Love this fic so much!
Like a Fairytale by lucycamui, Teen, 48k (WIP) In which Prince Victor gets swept off his feet at a royal banquet and will go to any length to find his ‘Cinderella’ Yuuri. SO CUTE
Masquerade by Ashida, Explicit, 60k (WIP) Yuuri is part of Japan’s most notorious mafias. Victor is the head of the Russian mafia. After brief meetings throughout the span of five years, they decide to go off together and leave everything behind. I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS FIC!
On My Love by RikoJasmine, Teen, 72k (WIP) Time travel AU where Yuuri and Victor are happy aged and married, but an accident occurs and suddenly Yuuri wakes up back in Detroit, in a time before he had even met Victor. Angst and pining ensues. Amazing fic!
dear true love by cityboys, Teen, 36k (WIP) Victor is a writer pretending to be on a break; Yuuri is a pianist pretending to not be on a break. They meet, somehow, in the backwaters of Saga Prefecture, Japan. I adore this fic!!!
Turn it, leave it, stop, format it by ebenroot, Explicit, 19k “If you want, I can recommend you some security programs that you can download for free and protect your computer. That way, you won’t be at risk of losing these cute photos of your dog even when you browse websites like ‘Luscious Lonely Wives’.” Victor gives one long ‘haa’. “I don’t browse those websites,” he says through his straining smile. SO CUTE AND FUNNY!
Beside the Dancing Sea by lily_winterwood, MapleTreeway, Explicit, 186k New York Times-bestselling author Viktor Nikiforov arrives in the sleepy seaside town of Torvill Cove to cure his writer’s block. After encountering local wallflower Yuuri Katsuki at a party, he discovers that this mysterious dark-haired man has a couple secrets up his sleeve. Amazing fic!
Rock, Paper, Scissors by nerdlife4eva, Mature, 3.3k Victor and Yuuri discover the only chore they both dislike is vacuuming and decide to rock, paper, scissors (RPS) each time the chore needs to be completed. Yuuri is an ace at RPS and Chris sends them personalized charts to track their successes. Super funny!
turntables by Vitali (exocara), Teen, 4.3k It happens approximately one week after Yuuri’s disastrous performance in Sochi. Viktor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov I wish I could date pretty black haired boys who dance well. LOOOVE THIS
cover story by fan_nerd, Explicit, 8.2k Yuuri stares down at the person standing in the doorway. The stranger hisses, “Who do you think you are, anyways?” Quickly, before he can really think about it, Yuuri responds, “I’m Victor’s boyfriend.” It’s a lie, but the words feel good in his mouth, and for some reason, he doesn’t want to take them back. GREAT fic! BIG THUMBS UP!
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Here’s to another week of great fic reading! Be sure to give the authors some love!