flexible shit

Okay but Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker, the golden child of the Republic, falling in love with assassin Padmé who becomes a vigilante because she thinks the Jedi aren’t doing their jobs properly? Good stuff.

anonymous asked:

Tomco fanfic idea: remember how marco did that high kick during a fight one time, that takes slight pratice so that means Marcos flexible, can tom come over when marcos doing yoga And be like GOOOOOD DAMN THAT BOI IS FLEXIBLE AS SHIT

OMG! This was so much fun to write about! I really really really loved it! It was so cute and I made up a bunch of poses just as an excuse to get my boys close together! I hope you enjoy!

“Okay so hold me by the waist like this.” Marco showed Tom. Tom blushed when Marco moved against him and smiled. “And make sure to hold me tight or I’ll fall, and I lean back.” Marco explained. Tom gulped and nodded, being this close to the human boy was doing SOMETHING weird to him. Maybe he was allergic to humans. His skin felt hot and it was becoming difficult to breath.

When Marco leaned Back Tom felt his heart flutter. It was like they were dancing and he was dipping the human down n a romantic motion. When Marco reached up and wrapped his arms around Tom’s shoulders that did it. Tom felt himself choke up and he dropped Marco, jumping away.

“Ow!” Marco cried. “What was that for? You dropped me on purpose!” Marco accused. Tom felt his heartbeat quicken and he cleared his throat.

“Y-yeah!” Tom snapped, trying to sound sassy. “I dropped you because you’re annoying.” He mumbled, looking away. His face was turning redder. Marco grumbled and got up.

“Come on! You promised me you’d help.” Marco reminded. Tom threw his arms up.

“Fine! Fine!” Tom groaned. Marco pulled him close and Tom felt that same blasted feeling swell up in his chest! He growled a little and Marco intertwined their arms. “What sort of stupid thing is this?” Tom asked.

“I lean forward and you support me.” Marco explained. Tom’s eyes widened when Marco leaned over close. Their faces were so close; Tom could lean in less than an inch and kiss the human.

Tom shook his head and snapped out of his thoughts. This was stupid! Why was he thinking about KISSING Marco? Marco was the worst! Tom looked over and he choked when Marco smiled a little bit. He felt his knees go weak and Tom literally fell backwards. Marco gasped and fell on top of the demon.

Tom opened his eyes and gasped when he saw Marco was on him looking down, concerned. “Tom! Are you okay? You fell, did I hurt your knee or something?” Marco asked. Tom felt his face heat up more and more.

“I’m… f-f-fine.” He coughed. Marco sighed in relief.

“Oh good.” He smiled then went back to that annoyed face. “Then why did you drop me AGAIN?” Marco asked. Tom snapped out of it and pushed Marco off of him, he crossed his arms and turned away.

“I dropped you because you’re stupid body is so boney and wiggly you slid right out of my hands!” Tom made this up. “You’re so dumb.” He jabbed. Marco rolled his eyes and stood up. Tom turned around to see Marco was holding his hand out for Tom to take it.

“Well, a we get finished?” Marco asked. Tom took Marco’s hand and felt his heart race at the warmth. Marco offered Tom a warm smile and the demon practically melted. He couldn’t do this anymore. All these new feelings were so weird! Tom ripped his hands away and looked down so Marco wouldn’t see how red he was becoming.

“I-I gotta go!” Tom exclaimed.

“I thought you said you were free today?” Marco asked. Tom bit his lip.

“N-no… I um… I lied! Bye!” Tom practically yelled and ran out of the house, tripping over everything on his way out. He knocked over the coat rack and then slammed the door behind him. Marco sighed and watched Tom go.

“That boy ain’t right.”

I just went to the gym for the first time since my surgery, which was 3 months ago, and holy sweet baby Jesus mother of FUCK!!! Like??? How am I so out of shape? It’s crazy what 3 months without working out does to you

Hello, I’m here to brag, sort of…
I just hiked 7 miles, in 3 and a half hours, and the beginning of the trail was a 60° slope for like a full mile and I saw so many dogs it was gr888 and basically rolled around in snow for most of it and I feel great but I’m also going to sleep for a hundred years


             “ thank you for meeting me —– ”

honestly i was rock climbing today when suddenly

davekat rock climbing au where karkat is this short little being of pure strength that muscles his way up entire fucking climbs. like, he will fuck u up. and then theres dave who just is this lanky flexible shit that balances his way up things. 

meanwhile dave is just working on some route like this is his route are u kidding he’s been at it for weeks and one day he’s walking up to his route, good feeling, mb he’ll get it today idk man when some asshole is climbing it like this fuckface isn’t even wearing any gear he’s just scaling the goddamn wall. and he fucking gets the climb in like two minutes. dave is torn between getting pissed and asking for help when oh no he’s hot

This pic was made by Evon from bk. A true professional i must say. It was the longest photoshoot of my life! We spent 4 hours on 6 different outfits and we took thousands of pictures, I kid you not. He’s really good at what he’s doing. He’s good at showing angles and posing in different angles so you can notice different angles of a woman’s body that you wouldn’t even notice.the whole shoot was a workout! I was twisting and turning and doing flexible shit i normally don’t do! But i was comfortable though. It was also my first time I did a “nude”shoot. It came out so good I wanted to lick my damn self! It was a great form of artistic nude that i was going for and he aced it! This was a memorable shoot…


Where Eren is a gym instructor and he likes to do yoga and contortionist things (?) in their flat, because he lives with his boyfriend Levi. At first Levi didn’t know that Eren did yoga at home, so, one day when he arrived at home from work, he just had presented in front of his eyes the most perfect legs and butt he has ever seen and his old gay heart nearly had an attack just seeing how Eren moved his hips and legs in that tight yoga pants, trying to steady himself only with his hands. Then Eren would trap Levi hips with his legs and look behind him with a smirk and a ridiculous pink clip on his untamed hair. “Welcome home love”
And Levi would prove erens elasticity leaning to peck sweetly Eren lips, making erens back arch.