flexible shit

Okay but Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker, the golden child of the Republic, falling in love with assassin Padmé who becomes a vigilante because she thinks the Jedi aren’t doing their jobs properly? Good stuff.

Namjoon;
You would be jamming out to No More Dream, unaware that Namjoon has been watching you this entire time. In the middle of the song you would do the splits and you got startled when Namjoon clapped. He would quickly turned off the song and carry you to the bedroom
“I wonder if you can do the splits on my dick baby*

Originally posted by forever-young-got7

Jin;
He would watch you with lust in his eyes as you did the splits while dancing to War of Hormone. He didn’t know you were able to do that and he was turned on to say the least
“Holy hell baby. Do that again but maybe naked this time”

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

Hoseok;
He knew that you were a dancer but didn’t know how good you were. So when he saw you spin then jump into the splits while dancing to 1Verse, he wondered what else you could do
“Somebody’s flexible..let’s see what else you can do”

Originally posted by bangdulce

Yoongi;
He would come with you to the dance studio and watched you dance to Autumn Leaves. He would be impressed as you slowly went into the splits. He would be really turned on by your flexibility.
“Shit babygirl that’s pretty hot.”

Originally posted by sugastoungetechonawlogy

Jimin;
You too planned on doing a dance together to his song Lie and during the bridge of the song, you lifted one of your legs behind your head and went into the splits. You look up and saw Jimin licking his lips and his eyes were full of lust.
“You see what you do to me? Now we have to take care of this”

Originally posted by sosjimin


Taehyung;
You guys would just be goofing off just dancing to random BTS songs in your apartment. As you danced to Baepsae, you did the splits and all of a sudden Tae had other plans.
“Let’s take this to the bedroom”

Originally posted by jimin-bts-trashs

Jungkook;
Once he saw you do the splits while dancing to Blood Sweat and Tears, he would be a little shook but he got over it real quick and needless to say, he wanted to fuck you against the wall
“You look so sexy doing the splits. I want you to do them again after I fuck you.

Originally posted by pjmjjk

yakov vs lilia pedagogy: georgi, victor, and yuriP

what if one of the reasons why yakov and lilia separated is their differing pedagogical opinions? lilia believes in beauty, strength and grace, while yakov believes in powerful, large, dramatic. if yakov saw a shadow of young!victor in yuri, it’s possible that young!victor was lilia’s ideal of sorts. and georgi is yakov’s ideal (at the cup of china he tells georgi that he’s the only one of all his students who follows his teachings best).

and yuri, the ‘child’ they both ‘raised’ together, adds his own yura salty seasoning to both their teachings in welcome to the madness. elegant and fluid, displaying grace and flexibility, but also loud and bold and powerful. he is beauty, he is grace, he will kick you in the face. that jump with the full split that he did reminded me of georgi, but it was executed with smooth ease, unlike georgi who seemed like he put in almost too much effort into the entry+jump. (yuri is obviously more flexible too holy shit just look at that overstretch.)

(there’s also something about yuri’s wttm spread eagle into 3A that reminds me of yuuri too so idk maybe another meta for another time.)

thanks to the yoi25+ fam for encouraging me to post this (’:

anonymous asked:

Are requests open?? My friend got me in Captain America, and I thought about how would the RFA+V+Saeran react to a Winter Soldier!MC? Or Black Widow, whichever you like. It could be angst or not, I will leave it up to you, thanks 💜💙

A/N: CIVIL WAR IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES AND STEVE ROGERS AND BUCKY ARE SOME OF MY CHILDREN F CUK (i hope this doesnt have any spoilers for you or anyone else who isn’t as far into the marvel universe as i am oops) ((and i cant do angst, double oops, sorry)) ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG:

               -You’re so cute and innocent, just like him and he loves it!

               -Except uh you aren’t…. exactly…. innocent? wow 404 so original, i didn’t see that coming

               -The two of you don’t keep any secrets from each other!!

               -So, that being said, you decided that he NEEDED to know about your past

               -You sat him down and explained how, in the past, you’ve gone through intense training growing up

               -“?? What kind of training?? Like for sports?”

               - oh, no sweetheart

               -Wait, you’re a spy?? Like you do the stuff Saeyoung does??? waIT YOU KILL PEOPLE TOO, WHAT THE

               -HE THOUGHT YOU WERE INNOCENT BUT APPARENTLY NOT???? It takes him a while to re-adjust due to shock (like a few weeks of not talking to you kind of while), but he still loves you nonetheless. He holds on to the belief that!! It’s something you had to do!!! You had to do it all to survive!! And you’re here with him now, that’s all he cares about

               -Though he is REALLY sad about not being able to have children with you because of your training. It takes him a couple of months to come to terms with this but over time, he decides that he’s just happy to be with you (and that adopting and making a kids life is perfectly okay with him!!!)

*ZEN:

               -You’re more flexible than him, holy shit

               -“MC! How! Were you in dance? Are you in dance now?” eyebrow wiggle, wink wonk

               -You tell him that you’re flexible because of your job

               -So when he asks about it, you casually drop that you’re previously known as a Winter Soldier; You had to be flexible for combat

               - im sorry you whAT

               -“Combat? What kind of combat? MC? What’s a Winter Soldier?? MC!” calm down stop yelling

               -You told him that you were basically an agent who’s powerful enough to be used as a weapon if the government wants you to be (because let’s be honest with ourselves here, that’s what they are), he FLIPS OUT

               -WHAT THE FUCK MC??? YOU’RE A WHAT??? YOU CAN DO WHAT??? YOU JUST- JUST WHAT?

               -It takes DAYS for him to process this and come to terms with it. You’re so dangerous! But he still loves you. But… you can be in serious danger at any given moment and just!!! MC!!!

               -He loves you though. He promises to do his best to protect you no need zen but thank you and he just wants to help his MC! Everything that’s happened is behind you, and he just wants to be in your future, happy and safe! So he comes around and starts to make jokes about it when he’s comfortable again you can come play with my guns mc, wink wonk

*JAEHEE:

               -She keeps folders of everyone in the RFA but how in the world did this piece of information get past her?

               - because its a secret jaehee, ya dont announce to the world when you’re a spy ya goof

               -Extremely taken back by the announcement. A spy? An assassin? What the FUCK

               -SHE’S JUST A SIMPLE COFFEE LOVING ASSISTANT SHE NEVER EXPECTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS

               -But almost instantly, she’s asking you to teach her some moves

               -She knows judo but doN’T STOP THERE MC, SHE’S GOT A FIRE INSIDE

               -Always really worried for you? You can just leave the house for some groceries and she’s worried as hell

               -Tries her hardest to always be there for you- you wanna talk about something, she’s there. No matter how brutal or extreme the story is, she’s here for it

               -Once, you tried to compare your work to Saeyoung’s and she immediately shut you down because “You take your job seriously, MC” saeyoung crying in the distance

               -Also wants you to teach her how to be as flexible as you are because holy s h i t MC that’ll make everything so much easier for her

*JUMIN:

               -Immediately knew something was up and that you were hiding something from him

               -Did he know what? No. Was he going to find out? Obviously

               -He’s extremely straight forward, so casually asks what you’re hiding from him

               - though he could have waited until you were done drinking?? Because choking on wine iSN’T FUN

               -But you decide that there’s no point in hiding anything when he straight up asks you about it, so you tell him that you might…. have been trained as a Winter Soldier

               -“Ah, I see. I suppose that explains why you know so many languages”

               -I’m sorry but uh?? Where is the shock??? The emotion??? juMIN THROW ME A BONE HERE

               -He has literally NO REACTION? Like he just doesn’t care? You are who you are and he loves you anyway

               -He does try not to get on your bad side though because he does NOT want to see that training in action no thank you mc

               -Also tries to stay away from anything Russian because who KNOWS what could set you off?? He obviously doesn’t know and he’s not about to even attempt it

*SAEYOUNG:

               -I’m sure he’d find out from his background check

               -Sure you can try to hide it but he’s really good at his job

               -But he’s SHOCKED AS HELL to find out that you’ve basically gone through the same training as him?

               -You know tons of languages, can fight, AND you’re a spy

               -“MC WE’RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER” saeyoung what are you talking about

               -He likes to mess with you though, and bring up the fact that you’re a Winter Soldier every chance he can get

               -“Hey does being a Winter Soldier mean you won’t get cold so i can keep my jacket to myself?”

               - saeyoung you and i both know that’s not what that means

               -He does worry about you a lot though, since obviously someone somewhere could be out to get you.

               -Silently vows to protect you at any cost! Overall it doesn’t really bother him because??? He’s done a lot of the same stuff, if he judges you then he’d be a hypocrite

*V:

               -I think he’d know because of Saeyoung’s background check

               -But he’d wait until you were ready to tell him about it

               -NEVER EVER wants to force you to tell him something like this because?? It’s extremely personal?? And it’s a lot to handle?? And he truly doesn’t blame you for hiding it and not just flaunting your job title around

               -That being said, he isn’t surprised by the news at all

               -“I know, MC. It’s alright” what

               -He’s done some terrible things in the past and he regrets them all, but you’re willing to accept him for who he is and not dwell on what he’s done

               -So he does the exact same thing for you! He just really loves you MC

               - plus you’ve done the things you’ve done for work or something of the sort not because youre fucking crazy like rika im not even sorry for this

               -The two of you will talk about what it means to be a Winter Soldier every now and again but nothing further than that

               -If you’re ever feeling down thinking about the past, he’s always there to remind you that it’ll be okay! You don’t have to let it get to you

*SAERAN:

               -I’m sorry you fucking what?

               -He’s killed some people but yoU? YOU’VE DONE IT TOO? WHAT THE

               -You??? You’re so…cute? And not threatening looking to him at all? How the fuck

               -He isn’t angry about it per say but he’s shocked as all hell and expresses it similar to anger my poor bby

               -It takes a while for him to come to terms with the fact that you’re literally a trained assassin

               -“So you’re like a spy or some shit, right?” I mean yeah technically

               -“Then I picked the perfect person to infiltrate the RFA why the hell didn’t it work?” because rikas a fuckin bitch and u deserve better

               -He’s actually okay with it in the long run? Like you can’t take back what you did, and neither can he

               -So it’s better to just move on from it all, and that’s what he’s trying to do and hopes you do too

               -Also okay with the fact you can’t have kids because of your training. He’s always afraid of having kids, if the two of you want to have kids y'all can adopt, he’s cool with it

Living Together Part 2

Idk why you guys wanted more but here you go (hope you like them :))


- okay, okay, lemme tell ya something amazing: grocery shopping together
- srsly both of them need to be eXTRA careful w what they eat (Ty’s kidneys and Ethan’s peanut allergy)
- so like they get to the grocery store, and Ethan turns to Tyler
• “I can already tell, I can’t eat half of the. things in here.”
- and Tyler is torn between going to a new store for Ethan or spending the whole entire day look for food in this store
- “Can we go shopping another day?” “We only have ramen and peanut butter at home.” “Oh.”
- iT TAKES FOREVER BUT THEY FINALLY GET ENOUGH GROCERIES (only after going to 5 different stores smh)

- can we also talk about Eth doing gymnastics all over the house
- like, oh Eth is just sitting on the couch, NOPE HE’S DOING A SPLIT
- handstands fucking everywhere
- (and dunno if you guys know this, but when and after i was in gymnastics, when i stretch my body literally sounds like pop rocks)
- so the first time Eth stretched around the house, Ty asked him if they had to go to the hospital
- also can we just ???
- Flexible Ethan is my shit
- like ??

- Or literally them doing chores together
they sing constantly no matter what chore it is
- vacuuming, dishes, sweeping, laundry
- they literally are singing together with each chore
- bonus: they sing Disney songs
- bonus bonus: it’s duets

- and like guys
- they decorated a house together
- if you ever want to be happy, imagine them putting together IKEA furniture
- “wtf is that.” “a chair.” “are you sure?” “not really.”
- AND THEM COLOR COORDINATING EACH ROOM IN THE HOUSE
- also Eth fucking hoards candles
- like its his shit
- candles everywhere
- especially in his own room
- idk why i hc that but i do

- them living together ????

(Thanks for all the notes on the last post, it means a lot to me. Also feel free to send asks.)

The way I handle Kirkbrides lore is I pick and chose like I pick and chose with chicken. There’s good meat and there’s bad meat. For example the 36 lessons. There are good bits like Seht and Ayem hanging out before Nerevar, and then there’s Vivec being born from a robot. I like robots, they’re cool but what the fuck. Sure I get Vivec has kinda a safeguard of lies protecting hir, and the Lessons are kinda like haha yeah we were totally gods before. But I’m not taking them as 100% end all be all canon. That’s ignoring literally everything we know for certain about Vivec. Or c0da, I am NOT having spaceships in the 5th era (just an era away, the technology isn’t moving fast enough for that. Oh the sunbirds you say, oh the dwemer airships. 1. The sunbirds are made of the sun, sun=magic, I’m taking it as a metaphor, and 2. The dwemer only had airships and nobody really understands how they word, besides you can’t go to space in an airship.) The only canon thing I’m accepting in c0da is Vivec called Alandro Sul Ali. Anyways pick and chose your lore, just like chicken, after all c0da makes it canon.

Flexibility Headcanons

I saw @shit-these-2ps-say did a flexibility headcanons for the 2ps axis and allies. So Imma do it!

2p america- surprisingly flexible
2p canada- not surprisingly not, barley can touch his toes.
2p england- Little thing isn’t flexible at all, his little tum-tum gets in the way
2p france- can suck his own dick, like omg
2p china- too old
2p russia- I agree with shit-these-2ps-say, he’s a freaking ballerina
2p belarus- not that flexible but she manages
2p ukraine- SUPER FLEXIBLE!! (my lesbian heart!)
2p lithuania- is flexible, just too lazy
2p estonia- Nope, not at all
2p latvia- not really, kind of, but not really
2p italy- less flexible, more fuming mad
2p romano- can do the freaking splits, oh my gosh
2p spain- not flexible, but enjoys others flexibility
2p japan- no one knows….
2p germany- can’t he’s got too much muscle
2p prussia- will be in the splits as he plays video games
2p austria- he’s working on becoming more flexible
2p switzerland-bends over backwards, to win a bet
2p norway- yes, very, bends over backwards for Den all the time
2p iceland- future gymnast in the making
2p denmark- no one knows, except Norway
2p sweden- nah, not that much
2p finland- not at all
2p Rome- says he is, but he’s not
2p Germania- again, too many muscles
Nyo 2p america- just like her regular, she is very flexible
Nyo 2p canada- unlike her regular, pretty flexible
Nyo 2p england- no, again, her little belly gets in the way
Nyo 2p france- VERY FLEXIBLE, she uses it to seduce 2P England’s nyo
Nyo 2p china- probably is, but she doesn’t do much
Nyo 2p russia- also a ballerina (and practise with her regular)
Nyo 2p italy- no
Nyo 2p romano- again, like her regular, very flexible
Nyo 2p germany- can get her elbows on the floor without bending her knees
Nyo 2p prussia- pretty flexible, but not to the extent as her regular
Nyo 2p japan- okay at it, but otherwise not to flexible 

anonymous asked:

Tomco fanfic idea: remember how marco did that high kick during a fight one time, that takes slight pratice so that means Marcos flexible, can tom come over when marcos doing yoga And be like GOOOOOD DAMN THAT BOI IS FLEXIBLE AS SHIT

OMG! This was so much fun to write about! I really really really loved it! It was so cute and I made up a bunch of poses just as an excuse to get my boys close together! I hope you enjoy!


“Okay so hold me by the waist like this.” Marco showed Tom. Tom blushed when Marco moved against him and smiled. “And make sure to hold me tight or I’ll fall, and I lean back.” Marco explained. Tom gulped and nodded, being this close to the human boy was doing SOMETHING weird to him. Maybe he was allergic to humans. His skin felt hot and it was becoming difficult to breath.

When Marco leaned Back Tom felt his heart flutter. It was like they were dancing and he was dipping the human down n a romantic motion. When Marco reached up and wrapped his arms around Tom’s shoulders that did it. Tom felt himself choke up and he dropped Marco, jumping away.

“Ow!” Marco cried. “What was that for? You dropped me on purpose!” Marco accused. Tom felt his heartbeat quicken and he cleared his throat.

“Y-yeah!” Tom snapped, trying to sound sassy. “I dropped you because you’re annoying.” He mumbled, looking away. His face was turning redder. Marco grumbled and got up.

“Come on! You promised me you’d help.” Marco reminded. Tom threw his arms up.

“Fine! Fine!” Tom groaned. Marco pulled him close and Tom felt that same blasted feeling swell up in his chest! He growled a little and Marco intertwined their arms. “What sort of stupid thing is this?” Tom asked.

“I lean forward and you support me.” Marco explained. Tom’s eyes widened when Marco leaned over close. Their faces were so close; Tom could lean in less than an inch and kiss the human.

Tom shook his head and snapped out of his thoughts. This was stupid! Why was he thinking about KISSING Marco? Marco was the worst! Tom looked over and he choked when Marco smiled a little bit. He felt his knees go weak and Tom literally fell backwards. Marco gasped and fell on top of the demon.

Tom opened his eyes and gasped when he saw Marco was on him looking down, concerned. “Tom! Are you okay? You fell, did I hurt your knee or something?” Marco asked. Tom felt his face heat up more and more.

“I’m… f-f-fine.” He coughed. Marco sighed in relief.

“Oh good.” He smiled then went back to that annoyed face. “Then why did you drop me AGAIN?” Marco asked. Tom snapped out of it and pushed Marco off of him, he crossed his arms and turned away.

“I dropped you because you’re stupid body is so boney and wiggly you slid right out of my hands!” Tom made this up. “You’re so dumb.” He jabbed. Marco rolled his eyes and stood up. Tom turned around to see Marco was holding his hand out for Tom to take it.

“Well, a we get finished?” Marco asked. Tom took Marco’s hand and felt his heart race at the warmth. Marco offered Tom a warm smile and the demon practically melted. He couldn’t do this anymore. All these new feelings were so weird! Tom ripped his hands away and looked down so Marco wouldn’t see how red he was becoming.

“I-I gotta go!” Tom exclaimed.

“I thought you said you were free today?” Marco asked. Tom bit his lip.

“N-no… I um… I lied! Bye!” Tom practically yelled and ran out of the house, tripping over everything on his way out. He knocked over the coat rack and then slammed the door behind him. Marco sighed and watched Tom go.

“That boy ain’t right.”

keep the streak going!

If you all hadn’t noticed, I’ve been writing and posting a ficlet every day for the last 19 days (woo!). I’ve been using all of the prompts you wonderful people have sent me over the last couple of weeks. So if you’ve sent me a prompt but I haven’t written it yet, fear not! It’s lying in wait and I will eventually get to it as I hope to continue my daily posting throughout June and hopefully into July and August.

MC That Ice Skates

This will be my first set; I’m sorry that I couldn’t think of anything for a bit. I really love to skate, though, so this is what I thought of. I’d love to take any requests!

Yoosung:

  • This dork was just trying to find a nice date idea
  • Aka, cheesy as hELL (don’t get me wrong, it was fucking adorable)
  • Takes you to a cute restaurant then surprises you by taking you to an ice rink
  • Oh wait
  • How do??
  • You’re waltzing in, asking for skates at the counter right away and he’s trying to figure out a size
  • Once you help him, you both finally get on the ice
  • You’re warming up and land a couple of jumps
  • He’s in awe while hanging on to the side for dear life
  • Asks if you can teach him because this boy can barely turn and you can land triple loops
  • Cue the cute montage of learning to skate and helping him up after he falls on his ass
  • He ended up being able to do a few single jumps
  • So enthusiastic when he saw how proud you were
  • You both end up spending far too much time at the rink until you get back home
  • Once you shut the door he’s sO HYPED
  • YOU ICE SKATE? AND YOU’RE REALLY GOOD? HOL Y SHIT
  • Watches any and all videos he could find of competitions to pick up terminology
  • He’s just smiling all dorky until you both fall asleep watching videos of last years Worlds competition

Jaehee:

  • You were staying up with her while she was writing up some random ass report on cats for the third time this week dAMMIT JUMIN
  • Deciding to grab your laptop, you sat next to her and pulled up a livestream of a juniors competition
  • Jaehee wasn’t paying much attention to what was on your screen compared to how you were watching it
  • Your eyes were glued to the screen, wincing when people touched the ice and looking excited when someone executed something cleanly
  • She got distracted watching it and was amazed by it while you were muttering about the imperfections
  • Looks at you like what? It’s beauty and grace?
  • Okay, if you got her distracted, you better own up to anything
  • You shrug and pause the stream and look up a video file on your laptop
  • She can tell it’s you right away even if you’re a bit younger
  • Really likes your outfit
  • Like a lot
  • After she watches the program, she gets why you were making remarks on form when you looked so good
  • You’re listing off everything wrong with it and she’s confused again
  • It was so graceful and beautiful to watch??
  • She tries to convince you it was perfect
  • “Jaehee, did you see how I landed that combination?” “Yes, and it was amazing!” “Jaehee, I touched the ice” “Maybe, but your step sequence was very good” “Jaehee, no” “MC, yes”
  • You both agree to disagree after a few minutes
  • Goes back to her work and you go back to the competition
  • Asks several minutes later if you still have any of your costumes

Zen:


  • He was talking about a new production he just got cast into
  • Mentioned ice skating since it’s in a number and you got really excited
  • He took note of it even though what you said was fleeting
  • The next day, he says he’s going to a rink to watch skaters and offers to take you
  • You practically ran to the doors once you got out of the car
  • Zen just followed you, somehow not noticing the second pair of skates you grabbed (your ass was really nice, okay?)
  • You sat down at the side to tie them up and then it clicked
  • Wait shit
  • He just had to know stage directions
  • He didn’t have to actually skate and me may or may not have said that he could in the past
  • You tugged him on the ice after he got everything situated, assuming he knew what he was doing
  • He was able to turn and skate quickly in a line out of sheer wanting to not look like an idiot
  • You knew right away, though, and just let him move a bit while you went alongside him, trying to look normal
  • He wanted you to try to do something
  • “Don’t worry, babe. I’ll catch you if you fall for me” “C'mon that one was really lame”
  • Grumbles a bit while still thinking you can’t do much
  • boy hOWDY, he was wrong
  • He just stopped and nearly got ran over watched you go into a close-to-perfect sit spin
  • You came back and looked at him smugly
  • He took it as a small challenge and you two pair skated for a while
  • Once you stepped off the ice, this bitch (I swear it’s affectionate; swearing is how I express pretty much every emotion) wanted to take off your skates for you and he didn’t just kiss your skates, oh no, he was trying to kiss up your leg
  • IN PUBLIC, MIND YOU
  • You got him to stop because zEN, THERE ARE CHILDREN
  • He just kissed your cheek and said “Payback for not telling me how flexible you are”
  • wELL SHIT
  • lmao, your asses weren’t sleeping when you got homes


I wrote this, and I’m not sure if it’s too long or anything. I’ve been really excited to watch the Four Continents soon. Let me know if you’d like other characters! I may or may not just post some, because I have a couple of ideas that I’d like to write. If theres anything I should change, please let me know! Much love!

anonymous asked:

Callout to management for not just making ALL of the bracers flexible??? I mean shit dude, you never know what you're gonna encounter out in the world! Maybe you came here as a normal dude and then something happened on your missions and poof there goes your bracer just not fitting any more! Damn, dude, think ahead a little

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