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Man the appreciation that I have for Tumblr is so real. I was like 14 or so when I made this account and it was such a pivotal point in my life.

I made the decision to delete every other social media platform I had and only stick to Tumblr because at the time it was the only platform where people weren’t flexing and showing off how much better their life was compared to yours.

Tumblr was all about just being who you are. Follower count didn’t matter, you could have a faceless account and still run a dope blog. Everyone was just open-minded and really friendly and nice on here.

So when niggas in high school were telling me that I was so ugly, and so dark, and built like the main character from the Blind Side (lol) etc. thankfully I had the Tumblr community to turn to which celebrated all the things that I was being put down for. And I can only imagine how skewed my self image would be if it wasn’t for this site.

Idk Tumblr just has something that no other social media platform can provide for me. That’s why after all these years I still don’t have an IG, Facebook, Twitter etc. I’m just really grateful that I had this medium while growing up.

When you see them shirtless for the first time

Jackson-

*doesn’t give a single shit* “Hi there Y/n” *sees this as an opportunity to show off* *flexes* 

Bam Bam- 

*notices your checking him out* “You like what you see?”

Originally posted by ohparkjimin

Yugyeom-

*automatically covers his nipples for some reason* *laughs awkwardly*

Originally posted by jackseunie

Mark-

“Oh sorry, I was just changing.” *casual about the whole situation*

Originally posted by markjin

Jb-

“Sorry!” *gets awkward*

Originally posted by crying-in-korean

Jinyoung-

*gets shy* *pulls on shirt as fast as possible* 

Originally posted by gotsolucky

Youngjae-

“OH MY GOD!” *covers himself with anything and everything*

Originally posted by jieunyoung


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I was watching Future Vision to help make my point and there’s so many good scenes but I love that scene at the beginning where Garnet protects Steven from a coffee spill and it’s like

Lars: are you okay that coffee was really hot?

Garnet: I drink coffee for breakfast! *flexes to dry herself off*

It was so funny and cute and I miss this garnet

Sophie Parson wasn’t destined to grow up into an athlete. Of her siblings, only one other played sports at a pro level. But for a child with athletic leanings, hers was the perfect household; the demands and habits of her vocation were fed to her with her formula. Literally.  She grew up demanding sips of her parents’ shakes, even though to her they all tasted uniformly gross.

Workouts were so ingrained in her household’s routine that she was an adult before she realized that her nanny, an ex-Marine, demanded sets of pushups out of her at random intervals because she had too much energy, not because she actually cared about a six-year-old’s muscle tone.

Sophie measured her growth, how “big” she was getting, by which of the adults in her life were no longer able to bench-press her or let her hang off their flexed biceps. She never tired of trying.

She didn’t give up afternoon naps as she grew, but made them a sacred touchstone of her day. When she was four, her daddy went back to playing hockey, and crawling in with him during his pregame nap felt like she was somehow involved in the resulting victory. Her childhood touchstone for safe and warm and cared about was the rare times P’pa joined the nap, and she crawled over him to lie between them and PawPaw covered her with the quilt.

“Naps are for babies,” a first grade classmate said quellingly, when she asked why there wasn’t one anymore.

“No,” Sophie said, stung. “They’re for people who got something really important to do after.”

Her first summer home from college she found her dad drowsing on the couch, and grabbed a blanket and joined him.

“What’s this?” he asked, bemused, then made a little “oof” noise when she landed an elbow in his chest.

“Sorry. Afternoon nap.” She rested her head on his chest, feet hanging off the end of the couch.  He had to reach down and flap the blanket to make it actually cover their legs.

“I taught you well,” he said, smoothing her hair down, and she closed her eyes and slept.

Luke telling Han what happened when he was blinded by carbonite
  • luke: and then jabba put leia in a bikini with a chain around her neck, but later she killed him, so...
  • han (excited): really?
  • luke: yeah.
  • han: what did it look like?
  • luke: erm, the bikini was red and gold and-
  • han: no. when she killed jabba. what was it like?
  • luke: she strangled him with the chain.
  • han: how did her biceps look? i bet she was really flexed.
  • han: *sighs* *stares off into the distance* i bet she got that really gorgeous look of murderous rage when she's about to do something heroic for democracy and freedom...

also, young!tony saving young!tchalla one day and although Tony has (mostly) put that moment out of his mind tchalla has never forgotten and when they’re older Tony can’t figure out why tchalla is always so nice to him

ALSO, Tony and rhodey are watching tchalla spar with the Dora milaje and Tony is like YEAHHHH TAKE IT OFFF and rhodey is like omg you can’t say that to the Dora milaje and Tony is all, who says I’m talking to them and rhodey is horrified.

“SAYING THAT TO THE KING IS EVEN WORSE”

but then tchalla strips off his tshirt and starts posing and flexing, showing off them 10/10 muscles ans basically giving them a show and Tony dramatically swoons and rhodey just gives up because clearly these two idiots were made for each other

Custom Sims 4 Trait: Powerhouse

Decided to hop into the athletic career? Maybe you’re just a fitness nut for the fun? Perhaps you even want to get ripped? But who wants to progress normally? There are two kinds of people in the sim world my friends.There are Pro Athletes and then there are Powerhouses.

Sims with the Powerhouse trait have several pros and a few cons but it makes it all worth while to get that six pack and flex those muscles off to the ladies or even the fellas.

As a Powerhouse, you learn the fitness skill at a rapid rate of approximately 170%. That’s not quite double, but 70% faster than your average athlete. You’re a beast after all! Sims with this trait will have a little harder time keeping relationships high due to their enthrallment of working out, but not at an overwhelming rate. Despite having a little trouble managing friendships, Powerhouses rely much less on socialization as they are too busy working out. Because of their high endurance and constant need to keep going, they make sleep a minor convenience and are wonderful woohoo partners.

With every pro comes a con and the Powerhouse is no exception. Their hygiene tends to decay much more quickly than the average sim. They need to bathe in a bathtub every once in awhile, not just sweat, you know? Friendships also decay a little faster than normal. But honestly, with that pumped up reflection in the mirror and workout equipment to talk to, do you really need all those friends?

  • Energized by default
  • Hygiene decays faster
  • Relationships decay slightly faster than normal
  • Learn fitness skill 70% faster
  • Whims include Energized & Confident desires
  • Energy decays slower
  • Can never be Tense
  • Can never be Playful
  • Can never be Dazed

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Dating Jeon Jungkook would include:

Okay…so I finally managed to get this one done! Thanks so much for everyone that liked and enjoyed my ‘Dating Park Jimin would include’ so here is Dating Jeon Jungkook would include!

Originally posted by donewithjeon

·         Him being super shy at first!

·         But after you two had gotten to know each other for a while he would open up.

·         Next you know, you both are the two craziest couple ever!

·         The older boys would just be either teasing you or judging you.

·         You would become super close with Jimin and V.

·         And Jin would become your new parent.

·         SO MUCH GOD DAMN FLIRTING

·         He would always be showing off!

·         Bloody flexing his muscles and ‘accidentally’ lifting his shirt up and making sure to always be practicing some god damn hip thrusts whenever you came to watch them practice!

·         JEALOUSLY!!!!

·         Like whenever Jimin or V would be all friendly with you he would pull you away.

·         “Back of Hyungs she is mine!”

·         SO CUTE

·         ANIME

·         EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE ANIME HE IS GONNA MAKE YOU WATCH IT!!!

·         So MuCh AnImE

·         Adorable pecks when you least expect it.

·         Like you would bring some lunch for him when he is practicing, and you’d just be setting out the things then he would come up behind you and kiss your lips and then go off to grab something like it never happened.

·         “What was that for Kookie?”

·         “Just showing how much I love you.”

·         HE’D PROBS BE WINKING A SHIT TONE AS WELL

·         The other members would be all grossed out cause he is kissing you too much.

·         Lazy days in.

·         SO MUCH CUDDLES

·         MANY MANY CUDDLES

·         He’d always be checking in on you to make sure you are okay and doing well.

·         Overall a relationship with Jungkook would be amazing, a lot of love and affection, teasing, and just having a good time….Plus a lot of anime.

~ These GIF’s are not mine! ~