flex city


So we got a new sponge at work, and when we wash the beets, it’s absolutely horrifying.

I see life like a mmorpg, I’m in the wilderness grinding surviving on rare drops and food I cooked for myself getting my skills up. Fighting bosses. All my real friends and enemies I meet are in the wilderness grinding.

Everybody else is in the city fuckin around making it laggy and extremely annoying to be in.

Me and my party only come to the city to flex on everybody with our high power level and rare armor.