fletcher and olive

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A day in the life of Bernie Wolfe: The shenanigans of AAU.

OR: “What happened to AAU being a sex-free zone.”

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A day in the life of Berenice Wolfe: Apparently AAU-staff had forgotten Serena’s infamous “No fumbles in the storage cupboards and certainly not in the locker rooms” speech. She’d have to remind her to drive that fear back into the staff when she returned from the vineyard. And she’d send Serena a text:

Something’s in the water; something being blatant homosexuality.
Or it seems to have infected Fletch and doctor Valentine… Who’d have thought it. Although I cant quite grasp how nurse Jackson is involved in all this. Food for thought I guess.
  
PS: For future notice, the locker rooms have thin walls.

   -B

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Tonight is the launch of @wbtourlondon ‘s new expansion of the Hogwart’s Express! Although I can’t be there tonight as I’m working at Les Mis, I was invited along to explore it last week and interview Stuart Craig, production designer on all eight films and James and Oliver Phelps who played Fred and George Weasley! Lovely, lovely boys! If you get a chance, go along and see it. It’s really, seriously awesome and thank you to the lovely Warner Brother’s Studio Tour Team for inviting me along to explore it all! 

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #18

SORRY THIS IS A BIT LATE LADS, I WAS OFF DOING THE OLE LIFE THING AGAIN
-n000 SMILEY WOMAN YOU DESERVE BETTER
-DID I SAY BETTER I MEANT A WOMAN
-DAMON I LOVE YOU BUT BE QUIET HOMEBOY
- WHO’S THIS LITTLE TWAT
-im sorry he might not be a twat but I got the impression he (that new ye olde boi who reminds me vaguely of a pig??) didn’t like jac so you can understand my conclusion that he’s a twat
- WHO THE FUCK LET YOUNG STALIN WALK BACK ONTO THE WARD WITH THAT BEARD WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS #SAVETHEHOLBYFANDOMFROMTHEFACIALHAIRFAUXPAS
-OKAY HANSSEN DOESNT LIKE ‘THAT NEW YE OLDE BOI WHO REMINDS ME VAGUELY OF A PIG??’ AND NOW I CAN BELIEVE I WAS IN FACT RIGHT AND HE IS A LITTLE TWAT
-THEY MENTION BAMBI ONCE FOR 0.0001 SECONDS AND I’M BALLINGGGG
-ZOSIA IS LITTLE TWAT’S DAUGHTER N000 HOW THO LIKE HE’S A TWAT AND SHE’S MY BAB?? LIKE IT’S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A BAB TO COME FROM A TWAT THO CAUSE THAT’S LIKE SCIENCE SO SHE MUST BE ADOPTED OR SOMETING LIKE THAT
-IM ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITH HOW LITERALLY JUST ALL OF KELLER IS FLORAL GUY’S WING MAN
-YAS SLAY YOUNG STALIN SLAYYY TAKE DOWN THAT HOMOPHOBIC BIATCH
-ive just realised that telling young stalin to ‘slay’ sounds just generally very bad im sorry can i just say im not a big soviet union stan
-IS IT JUS ME OR DOES IT KIND OF FEEL LIKE DAMON IS REPLACING JASMINE
-CAN I JUST PREDICT NOW THAT LITTLE TWAT AND SMILEY WOMAN’S MEDICAL PARTNERSHIP(??) IS DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO WORK OUT
OVERALL THOUGHTS :
WHERE ARE ALL MY FAVES AT PLS

okay its hard picking out the relevant shots but so far I think we can rule out:

-Zosia
-Ollie
-Morven
-Fletch
(all seen together receiving bad news)

-Ric
-Bernie
-Cameron(?) I’m not 100% it was him in the shot
-Nina
(all in the shot when “I need help” is shouted offscreen, tho admittedly this could be totally unrelated - we know what the writers r like for misleading us)

-jac (she appears to be operating on whomever it is)

The trailer points to Jas (but again we know what they are like for misleading us - referring to when we literally all thought serena was gonna leap off the roof nd she was actually just getting pished lmao never forget) ANYWAYS I rly rly hope it isn’t her bc that would ruin Jac AND Serena idk it would he shitty writing

SURELY it won’t be dom bc he has SUFFERED ENOUGH and never gets a break (tho the level of grief in the hospital would be apt)

Sacha ????? Nah my instincts tell me it’s not him idk ??? He still needs to get back with Essie sooo

I also don’t think they’d kill off essie it just seems pointless tbh

Not even considering it being Raf BYE

Matteo is too new for them to kill off im sure, plus his storyline is just getting interesting so….

PLEASE feel free to join me in over analysing this lmao, I feel like there’s pics on set etc. out there that will help figure stuff out..

AHHH WHY DOES ANYONE HAVE TO DIE AT ALL WASNT ELINOR ENOUGH???!!???

help lol

Everyone needs to read Gotham Academy

At dragon con last weekend I was at Babs Tarr’s booth and was admiring her prints. I saw her gorgeous Gotham Academy print, and turned to my best friend and said, “I love that comic, it’s one of my favorites.” All of a sudden a voice goes, “Seriously?? I’d never thought I’d hear anyone say that, that means so much to me!” I looked up and there was Brenden Fletcher. I was in shock for a moment because I had somehow totally missed him

I quickly got my shit together and gushed about how much I loved the comic and how I always recommend it to all my friends (and anyone who will listen).

He then began to explain that DC has tried to cancel the book several times, but Brenden has begged them to let him continue because there are so many more stories he feels he needs to write. Long story short: BUY THE COMIC. READ THE COMIC. SUPPORT WRITERS WHO ARE IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTERS THEY’VE CREATED AND WANT TO GIVE BACK TO FANS. so yeah. there we go.