Routine helps calm you down. Maybe you will talk to another friend. You talk to him every day for some reason. Though it’s not exactly right to call him a friend, since you despise him. Your relationship with the fellow is difficult to describe.
It should be noted that in troll language, the word for friend is exactly the same as the word for enemy.
Weeeell, it’s true that, so far, all of the “friendships” that involve trolls have had some element of animosity or rivalry to them (except gamzee and tavros ayyy), but this still seems… highly impractical?
I mean, this is a nice bit of social commentary and all, but being unable to easily differentiate between people you want to kill and people you want to live is just plain inconveniewaitafuckinsecond, since when do trolls even have their own language???
I thought just their alphabet was different and they were speaking English otherwise? And that was part of all the weird & convenient & currently unexplainable similarities between human and troll culture, like, you kno, the fact that they all have assigned zodiac signs even tho those stars are literally located in ANOTHER FUCKING UNIVERSE Does Trollian ACTUALLY come with a universal translator??? Are the trolls and the kids seriously incapable of directly talking to each other??? I mean, it’s gotta happen eventually, right?
Granted, them just awkwardly standing right across from each other and still having to communicate via chat clients WOULD be all kinds of adorable and hilarious, but…
OOO WAIT WHO IS THE HATEFRIEND
IT’S GOTTA BE A HIGHBLOOD
IT’S EITHER THE SEADWELLER DUDE WE DON’T KNOW YET, OR……
"There are moments when you are encouraged to dress a certain way. But I can't. It just erodes my soul. That's no criticism to girls who can wear a tiny dress and kill it – that's awesome. People always attribute being a feminist to hating girls being sexual, and that's not it at all. I'm just not into it."