The greasy old yakuza boss chuckles half-heartedly before standing up. “You think just because you beat fifty of my best knife-wielding and gun-toting men, single-handedly, without so much as a scratch on you, that you can beat me, the fourth understudy to the assistant of the patriarch of the fifth-ranked family affiliate of the Tojo Clan? You must be out of your mind.”
In a single flawless motion, he tears off his jacket, undershirt, and tie, revealing that the 45 year old at best man who chain smokes and whose face appears to be constantly melting off has the physique of Bruce Lee. His pompadour and glasses remain immaculate as you grab him by the head and drag his face across every available surface within a ten foot radius.
Aries: THEY ARE NOT ANGRY! Wtf, when they are arguing they are so chill and they know their words so well! Fuck u underestimating people! Aries are so chill and dreamy and in their own universe! They have such a big heart but too scared to show it! They LOVE gossip but they want silence.
Taurus: ~I can’t say that they are not hungry~ BUT THEY HAVE SUCH BIG HEARTS! They love others and they sacrifice for others! They are crybabies and they want a big family of friends! Too innocent ! RUN IF THEY ARE ANGRY! One look and u could be dead 😨
Gemini: WE’re not two faced! WE’re not full of gossip and shit! We are loyal, we love and live with our hearts and sometimes with our brains! We love art and we love family, we want peace and quiet and WE WANT TO BE UNDERSTOOD! We might get easily bored but that doesn’t mean we are BAD !
Cancer: IF THEY ARE THE CRYBABIES THAN I’M SANTA! They are SO MANLY ( even girls ), they are loyal and they will fight for the loved ones! So strong and full of courage! They have a heart and they love but because they love THEY ARE THE STRONGEST!
Leo: WTF BITCH?! If they are so proud and full of themselves WHY THEY HAVE SUCH A BIG HEART AND WHY THEY ARE WISE?? I’ve learned All my life lessons from LEOS ! WE NEED TO RESPECT THESE FIGHTERS AND INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!
Virgo: THEY ARE WORKAHOLIC AND THEY LOVE TO CLEAN UP EVERYTHING? YES! BUT FUCK IT! They are responsible ,intelligence ,beautiful, and they want stability and support! WE NEED TO LOVE THEM !
Libra: FAMILIST? YES! WANTS PEACE? YES! But they can beat your ass if u say something to their loved ones! They are fighters, they are THE ANGRY ONE! If someone disobeys THEY WILL PUT SOME RESPECT IN THAT PERSON!
Scorpio: If they are mysterious and sexy and so mature….fuck it I’M TINKERBELL NOW! They are childish and so soft and they put their hearts on a plate when they make a friend! They are NOT MYSTERIOUS AND SEXY THEY ARE SCARED TO BE HURT AND THEY WANT PEACE! They are good people!
Sagittarius: LOYAL AS FUCK! A CONSERVATOR! THEY are so cool and funny and GOOD ! Omg, I respect these people! I don’t know what to say! They are responsible, they are kind, they are beautiful persons! They are FLAWLESS!
Capricorn: (￣∀￣) if they LOVE TO work….no (unless they can make money out of their work)! They LOVE TO PARTY, to have a great time with their friends, to learn funny facts about our planet, THEY WANT TO FALL IN LOVE! They are so romantic and open minded! They want to take care of that someone special! I RESPECT THEM A LOT !
Aquarius: Let me tell u something, these creatures are not as humanitarian as people say…they are cold and MYSTERIOUS, they won’t open up….but truly, THEY ARE HURT, THEY SUFFER AND THEY WANT LOVE! THEY NEED TO BE LOVED ! ~I think I will make a blog “LET’s LOVE AQUARIUS”~ they NEED LOVE!
Pisces: Innocent…? FUCK U! No, they are not! They know so many kinky things and they are into dark things, THEY ARE NOT PINK , THEY ARE BLACK! They are loyal and good “mothers” but they are so cold to others, they cry ONLY IF THEY ARE ANGRY! They will beat u up with their look 👀 if u annoy them!
This is my personal opinion! Please don’t hate me :)
natgeotravel Video @ladzinski / A freshly rolled iceberg is a pretty special thing to see. It looks like a flawless patch of sparkling crystals. We spotted this iceberg from about a mile out, floating in a fjord like a big chunk of sapphire.
ok well basically BTS (bangtan sonyeondan) is this group of 7 korean boys who make dope music and they’re basically a family (jin = mom, namjoon = dad, suga = uncle, jhope = aunt and the 3 youngest are the kids) and they debuted in june 2013. since then they’ve gotten HUGEE both in korea & internationally and this fandom is called ARMY and lemme warn u, once u join it’s pretty much a life sentence :’)
if u wanna get to know the members here’s a very brief intro:
Rap Monster (Kim Namjoon):
producer & writer of a lot of their songs
Bang PD (CEO of BigHit, their company) said he created BTS because of namjoon
so without him there wouldn’t have been bts ugh my heart has so much room for namjoon
ANYWAY. HE’S SUPER TALENTED AND HE’S ONLY 22, released a mixtape titled “RM” that got on the Top 50 Hip Hop Albums of 2015 by US SPIN which is amazing (you should take a listen)
known to break things he touches
is actually very soft and nerdy on days when he’s not Rap Monster aka spitting pure fire into the mic on stage
part of the 2 man No Dance Line with Jin (but honestly both of them are way better dancers than u and i will ever be)
posts outfit of the day pics on twitter with hashtag #KimDaily
Jin (Kim Seokjin):
oldest member, born in 1992
GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL AND FLAWLESS (AND HE KNOWS IT)
became trending as #cardoorguy after he walked out of their car to walk the red carpet in 2015 melon music awards because ppl wanted to know who this handsome bastard was
cooks for the other members :’) thus the nickname of being the mom in the group
likes the nickname of Pink Princess fans gave him
does mukbang shows called Eat Jin where he literally just eats food and gets super excited about it
voice of an angel
studies acting in university
the only one who can put suga in his place
Suga (Min Yoongi)
one of the 3 talented rappers of the group
released his mixtape this year “Agust D” (give it a listen) that literally slayed us all
struggled in his trainee days and talks about it in his mixtape
second oldest, born in 1993
not the most talkative but will be savage af when needs to be
aka doesn’t take anyone’s shit
also produces and writes their songs
his hair color changes like every single era but he somehow pulls off all of them???
has a tough exterior but is a soft ball of love past it :’)
J-hope (Jung Hoseok)
other half of 94 line
LITERAL BALL OF SUNSHINE WITH A BRIGHT PERSONALITY THAT LIGHTS UP ANY ROOM HE WALKS IN
DANCING MACHINEEEE HOLY SHIT if you watch his “Hope on the street” videos on their v app channel or any bts performance video you’ll see what i mean
helps the other members with choreo
used to be a street performer before BTS. learned rapping after he joined and he’s hella good at it (listen to his track 1 verse)
when will bighit release his forehead again
loudest of all of them lmao
JImin (Park Jimin)
the other half of 95z
(the reason why i got into bts)
his vocal skills are also 10/10, hits them high notes as precisely as he hits the choreo
I WILL NEVER BE OVER HIS THIC THIGHS #thicthighssavelives
a selfless cinnabon, too pure for this world. puts the members before himself, always. it kills me how much he loves them. like he will tweet the most supportive things, is the photographer of #kimdaily and always praises them before himself ughhhhhhhhhh my heart
his solo song Lies did really well, ranked #2 after their title track on melon charts
V (Kim Taehyung)
other half of 95z (btw if you want to know more about 95z or the other ships, that will have to be another post because i have A LOT to say about them)
HAVE U EVER SEEN A HUMAN LOOK SO ANIME THO???
listen to his deep voice to understand how wonderful of a singer he is
actor!!! going to debut in his upcoming drama Hwarang soon :’)
cutie with a soft spot for dogs, his late grandma, babies, and jimin
very kind hearted and pure soul
rude af on stage tho (if you saw the taejin moment during MAMA u know what i mean)
Jungkook (Jeon Jeongguk)
maknae (youngest member), born in 1997 but does not act like it at all
nicknamed ‘golden maknae’ cause he can do literally everything and do them well (even bowling)
talented af. triple threat (sings, dances and raps)
his hyungs all dote on him so much :’)
its moving how much he quietly cares for them (his solo song Begin was written based on how he felt like the other members raised him since he joined kpop industry at such a young age and that meant being away from home since he was like 14)
MEGA EXTRA. SO FUCKING EXTRA WITH EVERYTHING
has a thing for plain tees
has one celeb friend, yugeom from got7 :’)
a walking human meme
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE FEEL FREE TO MSG!! hope this helps
A juggalo, a deeply uncharismatic sociopath, and Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge-era Gerard Way walk into a bar.
They order drinks. This happens in a montage. The drinks arrive, also in a montage. There is choral chanting.
The sociopath and Gerard Way share the same drink, sipping from different straws. They stare at one another in silence. The juggalo looks on.
A long time passes. It is difficult to say how long. But just as it finally seems as though the sociopath may be about to say something out loud, Gerard Way rises and disappears into the bar bathroom.
He does not return.
Moments later, a twelve year old in a cheap wig and an off-brand Lestat enter. The sociopath and juggalo exchange glances. They did not expect company.
The newcomers’ presence changes the whole vibe. The bar is weird now. How did this middle-schooler get in here? Why are he and not-Lestat fighting? Is anyone expected to care?
The sociopath remembers sharing a definitely non-sexual vodka cranberry with Gerard Way. Simpler times.
The juggalo starts to feel like he’s hanging out with the wrong people.
Not-Lestat, it turns out, can’t hold his liquor, and folds down, head on the bar, in a matter of minutes. You can’t help but wonder why he was invited at all.
Meanwhile, the kid starts flicking pieces of olive off the garnish tray at the sociopath. The sociopath tries to enjoy his lonely vodka cranberry. The kid persists. The sociopath flicks an olive back. The kid gets up from his bar stool, walks across the room, and puts a cocktail umbrella through the sociopath’s eye.
More choral music. Flashbacks to excruciatingly recent events. The kid leaves. The sociopath slides to the floor. Gerard Way still hasn’t come out of the bathroom. The juggalo sees himself out.
The bartender wonders how this fucking trainwreck is so popular.
what do you think of girls who wear makeup to the gym?
That depends on what they’re doing. If she’s busting her ass on the treadmill for an hour, then I’ll think “damn I wish I had her endurance and patience”. If she’s lifting heavier weights than most of the guys in the weight section, I’ll think “wow that girl is strong”. If she’s climbed like 60 flights on the stair master, then I’ll prob think “I wish I had that quad strength”. If she’s done working out and her makeup still looks flawless, I’ll prob ask her what setting spray she uses or what she uses to contour bc damn check out that highlight.