flawless i tell you!

i L O V E getting discounted as a true athlete all the time!! because i break bones for this sport but i still am expected to walk on that stage and do a 2-minute set like it’s literally a walk down the runway, yet for years i had to watch cry baby cutler limp off the field if he hurt his finger in the first quarter. catch me walking off stage like my foot isn’t broken, choking down some advil in between rounds, and still putting a pageant smile on my face while i hit the floor so hard it shakes your core. dancers are badass as hell but we still have to look like artists while doing everything you can do but we do it better and you have the audacity to tell me i’m not an athlete and this isn’t a sport. fine. let me be so good, so flawless that it looks that easy. so easy that when i tell you to try it, you break more bones than me. kiss my swarovski covered ass. 


So I was playing with my wife. Took some photos for you horny fucks. I got to looking at the new photos I just took. Are you fucking kidding me . Am I being punk is Ashton kutcher gonna jump out because I swear to god ill fucking punk him in the eye. My wifez ass is fucking flawless. Her pussy dripping wet. . That smile that seductively tells you I’m gonna do naughty things to myself. Then to you. Guys . Even lady’s. If you all lined up outside. I would let each and every one of you eat. Finger. Fuck. Beat. Destroy this perfect Latina mother of 3s ass. I am truly blessed. #goddess #Latina #slut #flawless.

So I’ve been going into beauty stores and just coating my face with expensive moisturizers and eye cream, bitch let me tell you, my skin is fucking flawless. I can understand why Sephora sells $100 eye creams because you use it once and all your worries are gone. 

Let me tell you about the women that I be chilling with
Told me nobody love her and so she cut her wrist
Not enough for the hospital but cut it close
That’s why she want to get high because she’s feeling low
Told me pour me a vodka, pill and little smoke
So I could numb her insides and we will never know

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Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart

Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart is considered one of the best Hetalia fanfictions ever, and that’s not really surprising.

It is writen by George DeValier, who has written around 15 beautiful stories for Hetalia.


“WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected… and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.”

Overall Review:

  • The storyline is very interesting and has a good pace.
  • The characters are well-written and realistic.
  • The story does not only revolve around romance, but also around the horrors of war.
  • The setting of the story is very realistic, it shows that the author has done very good research to make the story as close to reality as possible.
  • The spelling and grammar are flawless.

Finally, I wanted to tell you something what the story taught me:

Before I read  Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart I didn’t really know what war really was. I thought it was black and white, heroes and villians. But after reading the story I realised that war is actually everything in-between black and white. It taught me that not everybody who fights for their country is automatically a good or bad person. And finally, that love lasts forever.

There is also an AMV for  Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ_83cqbxaE

Tell me

Tell me I am beautiful. Tell me how even the sun dulls in comparison to my smile. Tell me how the night sky envies the light in my eyes. Tell me how the sight of me sets you on fire.

Tell me I am flawless. Tell me how the midnight of my mind is your favourite place to be. Tell me how the sound of your name on my tongue is a siren’s call. Tell me how you long to be the shadow thats always by my side.

Tell me that you need me
Tell me that you love me
Tell me that you’re mine

Please, tell me a lie.



Anna Torv according to Tumblr tags (insp.)

thing tht pisses me off: when ppl act like skam is awful for having characters that say and do problematic things when that’s. literally one of the best parts of the show. the characters have bad, incorrect views, just like real people do, and instead of it being played casually for a laugh like it would be on many other shows, 9/10 times one of their friends steps in and educates them. if every single character was perfect and never said anything wrong who the hell would even want to watch skam? because there’s nothing authentic or relatable about that. everyone has views that are not good. all of us have room for improvement and for education. if you think that you don’t because you’re already some kind of flawless queen of social justice, i can go ahead and tell you that you’re incorrect. sorry that you can’t get any enjoyment out of media that reflects social conflicts world we live in today in an honest and constructive way because you think you’re too good for it.

jojo0225  asked:

How would they react to you ( their girlf) thinking that you are not good enough for them ?

S. Coups, Hoshi, Woozi, and Seungkwan might get a little bit irritated that you had even suggested something like that. They would have good intents, but their delivery would be a bit harsh. “How can you seriously think that? You’re the most flawless person I’ve ever seen!” They’d go on a tangent, telling you about every little perfect bit of yourself, making sure it was drilled into your head that they were no better than you.

Jeonghan, Wonwoo, DK, Mingyu, The8, Vernon, and Dino would start to feel sad themselves. They would worry that they had said something to make you feel that way. “No, no! I’m so sorry! You’re perfect, I love you so much!” Even if they didn’t know what they had done/if they had done something, they would apologize profusely, hugging you tightly and promising you that you were more precious to them then words could say and they didn’t know where they’d be without you.

Joshua and Jun would take it very seriously. They’d take your hands in theirs, making sure you were looking them in the eyes as they said, “If you aren’t good enough for me, then there’s no one who is.” They’d shower you in affection, making sure you were absolutely positive of how much they loved you. They’d kiss you again and again, muttering an, “I love you,” between each kiss. 

“‘Cause you get lighter
The more it gets dark
I’m going to give you my heart
[…]'Cause you’re a sky,'cause you’re a sky full of stars” ()