flawless beard

“Garrett Hawke is flawless.”
“I hear his beard is insured for 10,000 sovereigns.”
“I hear he does car commercials… IN ORLAIS.”
“His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.”
“One time he met the Hero of Fereldan on a plane…”
“…And they told him he was pretty.”
“One time he punched me in the face with his stonefist… it was AWESOME.”