flat ness


“mother 2” but with seinfeld quotes HEAR ME OUT


Alright. So, This is about  3 weeks of work/laziness, but I got it done! Fan Art for an Awesome Artist, kindaherny! The dud has inspired me to find my own art style, work harder at shading/coloring, and not be shamed for nsfw art. Also he’s super funny!

One the Right (the pink-ish one) is kindahernyart‘s Audrey, an adorable little Lizard. 

One the left (the blue frilled lizard) is my own Argonian, who at the moment is nameless. 

Also I Totaly support his change to make Audrey breast-less. Argonians are Lizards, they don’t need boobs. So Enjoy the Flat-chest-ness that is argonian beauty!

We got textless and transparent versions too. 

cloneaficionado-deactivated2015  asked:

Hi my name is Cookie and I'm short and thirsty. I ship Jasico and E/R and pretty much every white boy ship ever. My friend Midnight writes Maximum Ride fanfiction and I don't review it. I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!).

im so goffik ur a prep and a hater

anonymous asked:

I think it's highly notable that Jake flat out told all Ness fans to start watching "ASAP." He would not have said that if stuff wasn't about to go down. And it's not just raisins people, it's gotta be something BIG.

I do think something is about to happen, something big. Jake hasn’t been so straightforward since s2, and I think it’s because they’ve filmed important Ness stuff and he wants to not so subtly give everyone a heads up. We all know Jake is and has always been Ness’ number one shipper. They’ve unleashed fangirl Jake again and I doubt it’s for nothing- every single time he’s posted about them on IG, something has gone down. And he’s so active and positive about it (plus that interview!) I’m pretty sure it will make us Nick and Jess fans happy. To what extent? Depends on how much faith you have on Jake.