Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker would include:
Author’s Note: I really love these headcannon lists so I decided to try them out, hope you enjoy <3
Warning(s): swearing and Deadpool tbh
Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker would include:
• LMAO LORDY HERE WE GO
•meeting him by chance at Starbucks. -they’d call out ‘Stark’ to come pick up your drink and Peter would freak out.
•he’d try and talk to you about the ‘stark internship’ and you’d be like 'tf are you?’ -“Hi I’m P-Parker Pete, I mean Peter Parker” -“okay do you want like an autograph or something???”
•he’d be like stumbling over his words and you’d think he was cute so you’d sign his arm with your number and he’d freak out.
•he wouldn’t know whether or not to call you or how to talk to you so he just wouldn’t. -Ned yelling at him bc Peter is stupid.
•and you’d be upset that this Parker Pete dude didn’t call you back and Tony would try to cheer you up.
•you’d be a huge Spider-Man fan
•like high-key Spidey fan
•and for some reason Tony forgot to tell you that he knew Spiderman.
•so you’d flip shit when Tony would come into the compound with an unmasked Spiderman. -“you?? Know?? SPIDEY?? And you??? Didn’t??? Tell me???” -“(Y/N) please, I’m old and highly susceptible to heart attacks”
•then you’d flip shit on Peter for not calling you. -“and you Parker Pete! You didn’t call me??”
•completely ignoring the fact that Peter is spiderman.
•dropping by during training sessions.
•getting sent out bc you’re too distracting.
•convincing Tony to let you go public school so you can 'monitor’ Peter’s progress.
•Peter showing off your friendship to everyone.
•picking up Ned and Peter in one of Tony’s flashy cars just to prove Flash wrong.
•sticking up for Peter 99.9% of the time.
•Peter being grateful for having you as a friend.
•you end up crushing on Peter haaaard -it being painfully obvious to everyone but Peter -Ned teasing you for it until the end of time.
•he asks you out at one of Liz’s parties during 7 minutes of heaven. -“so- *kiss*-I was thinking- *kiss*-maybe later we could- *kiss*” -“yes Peter I’ll go out with you”
•keeping it a secret from Tony bc he thinks dating will interfere with Peter being Spiderman.
•dating for like a year behind Tony’s back.
•the avengers finding out bc Wanda accidentally reads your thoughts one day :) -“you made out with Peter?” -“WHo toLd yOu ThAt?”
•overprotective mother!Steve Rogers.
•dates swinging above the New York skyline.
•Peter sneaking into your room when he gets hurt.
•making up crazy excuses when Tony almost barges into your room. -“IM ON MY PERIOD! BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!” -“I’m too old for this”
•Tony inviting Peter to team dinners. -holding hands under the table. -blowing kisses when Tony isn’t looking.
•makeout sessions on the roofs of sky scrapers.
•attempting to do the Spider-Man kiss. -“Peter I think we’re doing this wrong” -“No I got this” *web snaps* “AHhH”
•“Y/N NO” “Y/N YES”
•Ned being disturbed by your PDA.
•kisses by the lockers.
•flash flirting with you
•he’d like clench his jaw and glare and you’d find that really hot tbh.
•but then flash would say some dumb shit like “how’d penis Parker get a hot babe like you?”
•you almost breaking Flash’s arm
•Peter cheering you on.
•Slapping Peter’s ass at school when no ones looking
•Peter blushing all the time bc it happens on a daily basis
•Getting angry at your dad when he takes away Peter’s suit. -“Y/N talk to me” -“Not until you give Peter back his suit” -“he doesn’t deserve it” -“he deserves everything in the world and so much more than you. He tried to help you, but you didn’t listen!”
•Tony being hurt bc you’ve never fought with him before.
•him wondering why you’re defending Peter.
•it finally clicking that you’re dating Peter.
•Tony being mad at you for keeping it a secret.
•Peter not wanting to come between you and your dad’s close relationship
•coming to Peter’s defence when Tony tries to 'kill’ him. -“dad no! I love him” -“you love me?”
-“ew this is so sweet I can feel the diabetes already”
•PDA around the avengers tower after that -“The 'making out’ is disturbing me”
-“Peter! Peter! What time did the man go to the dentist?!’’
-”(Y/N) go away"
-“Tooth hurt-y! get it?”
•study dates -turning into makeout sessions -resulting in you guys being supervised by vision
•you trying on the suit -almost suffocating -accidentally swinging out into the streets of New York -you going to hospital -lectures from Tony.
•getting the talk from Wade -crying afterwards bc Wade is weird. -Tony trying to kill Wade
•“PETER NO” “PETER YES”
•passing notes in class
•staring at each other in class
•detentions together -resulting in you making out in the back. -resulting in you guys getting kicked out of detention -never getting detention from other teachers bc they are disturbed by teen romance
•girl talks with Michelle and Liz -Ned and Peter trying to spy on you guys -Ned and Peter treating it like a secret mission and having code names. -“Nedstar 101, I have visual on the birds” -“copy that Peterpiper” -“you know we can see you guys right” -“abort mission! abort mission! We’ve been compromised!”
•getting mad when Peter doesn’t ask you to homecoming. -him being really confused bc he thought he didn’t have to ask since you guys were dating.
•Peter getting the silent treatment. -“BaBbBeeee” -“PlEASe talk to mEee”
•Asking Ned for help -failing miserably and making you even more mad.
•going to Tony for help -also failing miserably. -“she’s your daughter??? How did this go so wrong???” -“I don’t know!? I’m a failure!?”
•Peter sitting outside your bedroom door for like 2 hours. -forgiving him when you come home to find him sleeping there.
•tickle fights -Peter accidentally kicking you in the face. -going to the hospital again. -getting lectures from Tony and Steve.
•cooking with Aunt May
•May loves you
•girl talks with May -Peter trying to spy on these.
•going to Thai restaurants with May and Peter -sometimes Tony would come -things would get weird -Thai food puns
•May and Peter coming to spend family holidays with you and the avengers. -Tony being weird with Aunt May -reJectIoOoN
•Peter bringing you lunch bc you always forget to eat.
•Peter crying over the titanic -“Pete are you crying?” -“No this is liquid pride”
•Movie nights with the Avengers -Tony and Peter crying and laughing over the same scenes -you and the avengers being weirded out.
•Peter braiding your hair
•Playing with Peter’s hair -it helps him fall asleep or calm down from stress.
•falling asleep on one another -the avengers taking photos of you guys -someone knocking something over effectively waking you up. -proceed to you screaming at the avengers for like 5 minutes.
•you being the big spoon -Peter never admiting that to anyone. -you telling everyone.
•late night calls -effectively running up Tony’s phone bill. -“Y/N WHY IS YOUR CELL PHONE BILL OVER ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!?!” -“I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A PROBLEM I MEAN WE’RE BILLIONAIRES”
•Tony showing off you and Peter’s relationship -cos he’s a proud dad -uncle!Tony loves his spiderling.
•You making Peter the happiest he’s ever been and vice Versa.
I thought i should make this guide with suggestions for people who:
1. Don’t always have internet.
2. Go somewhere where there’s no internet.
3. The internet is slow/barely working in their area. 4. People who want to be prepared. 5. Others that i can’t think of now.
Everything I’m going to say works offline so in case the light went out for a couple of hours and you don’t know what to do to practice your target language, here are some suggestions.
You should have a notebook with grammar in it and it doesn’t really matter if you just copy-paste an entire grammar book. (However it would be pretty good if you actually pay attention to what you write otherwise you’ll have to work twice. 1st you copy-paste then you have to figure out what’s important and what isn’t and that takes pretty long time.)
Print a book. try to find a place where the printing is cheap. Usually these are small bookshops or so. Take a walk around the town and check out many places or ask friends of yours, maybe one of them knows a place.
Buy a book
Print some lists with verbs and their forms.
I’d suggest you guys to always have a list with irregular verbs. If you have time you can actually make a big poster with their forms and practice them daily (or just look at the poster, after a while you remember what you wrote) or keep it for days with no internet so you can study them.
Alternative: you can download a PDF but if you have no light for hours, your phone/laptop will die pretty soon and you might need them for more important stuff.
Always have books, magazines, comics in your target language.
Now, it doesn’t matter if they are PDF or physical. My tablet has comics in Danish in case i have no light and i’m bored. It’s pretty handy to have something to read.
Idioms all the way~
You might be a beginner so you didn’t really want to learn idioms usually because you think they are “too advanced”, however, it’s no harm to have 2 packs of flashcards at you in case you want to play a game. I said 2 packs so i should explain why. 1 is in your target language while the other is the translation. Put all the cards with their writing facing the rug/table/book/whatever and turn them 2 at the time. If the translation is the right one for the other card, take them out or leave them with their “face” up, if not, turn them again and turn 2 cards again.
pro tip: have a list with the pairs since you don’t know the meaning of the idioms.
You can buy one/download a pdf or use an offline dictionary. I’d recommend using ProDictor BitKnights Ltd. You need internet only for 5 min to download all the content and then your app is good.
Try to have at least 2-3 movies in your laptop or on a flash stick/USB. Now, if you stay 1 month at your grandparents, you might learn the lines of these movies but at least you used your listening skills.
I’m pretty sure 95% of langblrs have at least 1 song in their target language(s) but i’m still going to say this. When you’re bored, these songs will save you, also, singing improves your pronunciation.
Apps that work offline
Pocket- basically, you need internet at first (the app has to download the content and you have to log in) and after, you have to save a few stuff. The app allows you to read articles offline. It saves the page and you can acces it later.
While you are at a computer you “save” the page through the browser’s extention and they will be added to the app from your phone.
50Languages - just like every app i’m going to mention, you need internet only at the beginning. This app has games, audio, vocab. I like it for the fact that the audio is really good. As you guessed, it’s for 50 languages.
Fun Easy Learn- it has a version for words and one for phrases. The app has 7 games and you have to play them all in order to have “learned” the vocab.
Memrise - everyone knows it so i won’t say anything else than the fact that you can download a couple of their courses. (i’m not sure if for ios you can download them but i know that on os you can)
Learn- this app has audio and vocab. The game for “teaching” is more of a way of testing you after you learned the words but it’s still pretty handy.
Learn Languages - this app is built to work hand in hand with 50Languages and i just love them? So, you use 50langs for the audio and LearnLanguages tests you for what you know. If you don’t know a certain word or phrase, the app will send you notifications with what you don’t know and its translation. You set the timer (15min, 30min, 1h, 3 h).
If you have words that need to be learned and you don’t know how, Quizlet might be a good option since it has different games and also a flashcards option.
If you by any chance don’t understand something, write it down. Try to have a notebook or a paper only for questions. When you have internet again, use HiNativeor ask a native friend of yours.