Police officer: “Sir, I’m gonna need to search you.”

Me: “oh.. Uh but…but… Uh…”

Police officer: “what do we have here…”

Me: “I can explain! It’s just for medical use!”

Police officer: “give me a break pal, I’ve been in the "Poolees fors” for 10 years, I know Premiem Tem Flakes when I see them. This is some high quality fiber in this cardboard. You are going away for a long time punk. “

Me: "I am just trying to pay for Cool leg man!”

Police officer: “that’s what they all say, that’s what they all say…”


30 Days Challenge: Day 7 (favorite sidekick)

Sven (Frozen)

“Reindeers are better than people
Sven, don’t you think that’s true?

Yeah, people will beat you
And curse you and cheat you
Every one of them’s bad except you

Oh, thanks buddy
But people smell better than reindeers
Sven, don’t you think that I’m right?

That’s once again true,
For all except you

You got me, let’s call it a night

Good night

Don’t let the frostbite bite”

(I’m so sorry it took a day longer to post this one, went to Walibi Holland. It was awesome! I hope I’m able to post day 8 tonight. )