Requested by anon <3
Prompt: I absolutely adore your writing! Can I request a Suicide Squad reader insert where the reader is a member of the squad but she can only speak French, so the squad never knows what she’s saying unless Flag translates for her? Or maybe Harley knows a bit of French so she tries to translate but it goes wrong and embarrasses everyone? Thanks so much! <3
A/N: ohohon baguette
You smirked, the words flowing out your mouth in a slow alluring manner as you eyed each member of the Suicide Squad for more than a moment before you gazed into the distance where that bitch witch was. Your tone was playful and coy, a silence followed by your explanation. Translating to English it would be something like, “I’m going to burn that bitch on a stake. Eat her like a croissant. Let’s get this over with. I have a date in two hours.” But to your team it sounded like a bunch of fancy French gibberish. Rick rolled his eyes at you, whilst Harley wore a thoughtful expression.
“Croissant!” She suddenly exclaimed, wiping her head to Flag, “I think what (Name) is trying to say is that she’s hungry!” A smile made its way on her face, “I saw a nice café place where we landed. Granted, it’s probably already blown away, but we—“
“I’m sure (Lastname) is not hungry.” Rick said dryly.
“Well, I can share my croissant with this French beauty any day–”
“Ew!!! Boomerang keep your croissants to yourself, ew ew!”
Requests are opened!