Myth vs. Fact: Country living edition
1.) My life does not look like a country music video.
2.) Girls do not walk around in denim shorts and American flag printed bikini tops.
3.) When we have parties, cows and pigs are not generally just running loose
4.) We do not all chew tobacco
5.) Yes, we do enjoy the river and backroads. We do not limit ourselves to only using these as modes of transportation
6.) My truck does not have a lift kit
7.) I do not live in the South
8.) I do not listen exclusively to country music, nor is it necessarily my favorite genre of music
9.) Having a bonfire in a corn field is not a good idea unless you have had plenty of rain, and recently. No one wants to set their field on fire.
10.) I do have a life outside of crops and tractors and dirt
1.) Fishing is awesome
2.) We don’t like big crowds or lots of city folk
3.) A pick up truck is usually necessary
4.) We grow much of our own food.
5.) We don’t always get that hippie “4G” nonsense at our houses
6.) Country guys are pretty hot
7.) Bonfires are sweet and beer is good.
8.) Moonshine isn’t bad
9.) Often times, you may know everyone in your town, and they may all know you.
10.) When we party, we go hard. Usually someone gets hurt trying to do something stupid that starts of with someone saying, “hell, I can do that without all that newfangled safety gear.” or simply, “hold my beer.”