the person i live with has mercury, venus, and mars in virgo and whenever something breaks or i break something im just like stop touching it dont go near it wait for the virgo to fix it like he fixes everything else i break or everything that malfunctions lol
Our 1895 Cabin, recently purchased and in need of repair, we are beginning to restore this California gem back to its original interior, hoping to match the charm of the exterior. This cabin was originally a hunting lodge servicing the Sequoia National Forest before its creation in the early 1900s
300k on house hunters: here’s a shack, you might be able to afford paint.
300k on fixer upper: here is an Irish castle that was moved brick by brick from it’s oceanside cliff. We can completely update it, with new appliances, and three pools. We’re also going to make it really personal for you and invite you to hang out at our cool farm.
300k on flip or flop: We bought this studio at an auction. It doesn’t have a ceiling, the walls have holes, and there is a family of racoons living in the floor. We’re going to cover everything in granite and sell it for a million dollars.
i’m lying on the floor, sobbing uncontrollably. the tv flickers with life, casting an eerie hue in the dark. on the screen, a young couple weeps over their house reveal on Fixer Upper. surrounding me are avocado peels and toast crusts. that could’ve been me. that could’ve been me.