five words in green

Miles spelled backwards is Selim which if rearranged can spell Limes. Do you know what color Limes are? Green. How many letters does the word green have? That’s right, five. Five, the number of nipples I could have been born with if I had three extra nipples. Do you know what kind of animal has five nipples? That’s right, a cow with an extra nipple. What lives on farms? You guessed it cows. Who once lived in a farmhouse with a grandfather clock? Miles. How many hands does a grandfather clock have? Two. How many letters are in the word two? Three. What has three sides? A fucking triangle. Illuminati confirmed.