five faces

anonymous asked:

Cecil and his crush on a certain five headed dragon? Am I missing something? I'm caught up but I don't remember that

This was way back in the first season of WTNV– between Hiram wanting to murder Dana and the whole auction thing, I’m pretty sure that the crush is long past. 

And, well, listeners, our station intern Stacey just handed me a photo of Hiram McDaniels. He’s a very dynamic-looking dragon.  The raw power. The intensity in those five faces, those many sets of piercing  blue and red and black and green and yellow eyes. I can certainly see how he charmed his way out of an arrest.  He must never get tickets.

What a guy!

–Episode 12, The Candidate 

It was a detail that got threaded through the first two seasons, but it never became a subplot in and of itself– which means it’s easy for it to get lost among all the other detail threads and subplots, because there are a lot in this show.

there are few places to be that are more dangerous than between me and fresh pizza
Nine Months - Harry Styles Imagine

No piece of mine has never had as much interest surrounding it as this one has, so thank you for expressing your excitement to me. I hope you’ll find it was worth the wait. (Protip: if you’re reading on mobile, ditch the app and read on Safari or Chrome instead, as the app is prone to close on longer pieces of text).

This one is dedicated to @permanentcross, simply because she’s the best. E has listened to me ramble on and on about this story for longer than anyone should have to. She’s the inspiration behind many things beneath the cut, all of which I will leave up to your own interpretation. 

Without further adieu, I present you with Nine Months…

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when you’re watching shortland street and then you just realize that this is what the clones would look like

magnificent basterds

Fives is Graceful and Clumsy AF

He either stumbles like a newborn foal

or is as smooth as flowing water.

There is no in-between. Seriously, look at this nerd. Flawless execution.

Fumbling dweeb.

He can dodge blasters like a pro

but can’t stay on his feet.

Do a barrel roll!

Even when he does land on his feet, he kind of flops over and needs help standing.

His close-range coordination is abysmal (baby where are you aiming exactly?). But he doesn’t always get decked in the face.

Sometimes he’s tripped and then gets decked in the face (he really needs to stop trying to punch commando droids).

He has better aim with his feet

except when he doesn’t

DO NOT TELL ME HE TRIPPED CUZ OF THE EXPLOSION he was well on his way to face-planting even before the detonator went off. Someone protect this panicky dork.


Bonus: “Deadeye” Hardcase taking care of Business™ while Fives flails like a drunken nuna.

(more Fives stuff)