Imagine lance having a tendency to put his fist up in a fist bumping motion subconsciously when he and blue succeed in a mission all the time as a habit of doing that a lot at home. Imagine lance bringing his fist down after he remembers “oh yeah blue is a mechanical lion” so he just kinda smiles a little embarrassed and pats blue’s paw before going into the castle. Imagine blue kinda getting the idea of what lance is trying to do (since they’re connected by mind im guessing she can see his thoughts). Imagine lance’s suprise when he brings up his fist in a fist bump subconsciously again only to see blue lift a massive paw and ever so gently nudge his fist. Imagine lance standing there in suprise because “holy shit my lion actually just fist bumped me???” and then smiling before patting blue’s paw and saying “thanks blue.” before heading into the castle to tell everyone what just happened.
Beginner level taijutsu: you kick somebody Advanced level taijutsu: you kick somebody super hard Master level taijutsu: you kick somebody into the planet’s stratosphere, jump above them while they’re still going, and kick them back down to earth.
Beginner level genjutsu: you make yourself look like someone else for five minutes. this is useless if a hyuga or uchiha is around. Advanced level genjutsu: you can make someone else look like another person to all of their friends for five minutes. this is useless if a hyuga or uchiha is around.
Master level genjutsu: you can trap someone in their brain, torturing them for hours, and they feel all the pain and suffering as if it were real. this is still mostly useless if a hyuga or uchiha is around.
Beginner level ninjutsu: Fire spell. Advanced level ninjutsu: Firaga spell. Master level ninjutsu: You create fire in the shape of an ancient god dozens of stories high and bring its burning fists down upon your enemies, annihilating anything in it’s path.
Beginner level fuinjutsu: you try to make an explosive tag without killing yourself in the process. Advanced level fuinjutsu: you try and make a seal that holds objects in a pocket of space time without killing yourself in the process. you then use the tag to carry your luggage Master level fuinjutsu: you hand a person a note that says ‘i can do what i want’, only the note is actually a seal that instantly brainwashes them upon looking at it so you can do what you want. you can do whatever you want. you place a seal on a building and it is all sucked into an equivalent of a black hole. you can rip people’s souls out from their bodies and damn them into super ninja hell indefinitely. you can summon an actual death god to hang out with. you can carry your entire house in your wallet. you can do whatever you want
homophobe: I don’t like seeing gay people. it upsets me. I can’t handle it.
ace & mogai tumblr, slamming their fists down on a table: that’s so valid you brave brave human being. thank you for telling me. I’ll never let you see a gay without warning again. consider yourself protected