fishing for cats

oliviaisnotlistening  asked:

Please tell me you aren't a 58 year old man catfishing everyone

random but hello

no, no I’m not a fifty eight year old man

I’m forty nine, gosh

I’m joking

I’m still in school- high school :0

you’ll get a face reveal soon enough, don’t you worry my dear friend

I wouldn’t consider this cat-fishing, either??? unless some of you have fallen for me

Lmao now that would be irresponsible

more apparel suggestions
  • neck ties
  • other weapons (specifically scythes and spears)
  • wigs
  • hoodies / slightly more modern clothing
  • more orange apparel
  • more purple apparel
  • more turquoise apparel
  • dogs (we have birds, cats, fish kinda)
  • more cowl colors
  • more flowerfall colors
  • better looking wing apparel for pcs in particular
  • apparel that covers up more than a tiny part of the neck on spirals + bogs
  • more horn apparel in general
  • hot pants and short shorts
  • cute aprons
  • backpack apparel?
  • more bandanas / colors
  • skirts
  • windy apparel that doesn’t look like farts
  • non-clunky fire-themed apparel
  • elemental magic-type flower falls (like instead of flower petals, it’s arcane orbs or water swirls or clouds)

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.

this is your yearly reminder that animals are not toys. they are a huge commitment. even small pets like hamsters and fish can be expensive and require a lot of work. if you’re planning to get someone a pet as a gift this holiday season, please only do so if you’re 100% sure that they are willing and able to take responsibility for the well-being of a living thing, potentially for years or even decades.