fish ride bicycles

the signs as paranatural quotes
  • Aries: "On a scale of yes to no. Yes"
  • Taurus: "Is it aggressive? Are you being aggressed?"
  • Gemini: "Hey. I'm fishing for information. Open that can, I need those worms."
  • Cancer: "How are you doing? I'm doing angry"
  • Leo: "Hello, cops police!? Some pasty fooligans are lifting my shop. I don't know how, they must be really strong."
  • Virgo: "A little birdy told me you liked cool things. And by little birdy I mean my years of experience as a friend who loves you."
  • Libra: "No, but you don't have to not punch bears, either."
  • Scorpio: "Golfers are notoriously mortal."
  • Sagittarius: "A life without passion is like a fish without a bicycle in a parallel universe where fish ride bicycles."
  • Capricorn: "Do you think it's cool that he levitates?"
  • Aquarius: "Words before murds, bro."
  • Pisces: "I possess a plethora of popularity prerequisites. A natural aloofness. Good taste in music. A lack of interest in school clubs."