fish puns

Poseidon: Hi Honey-

Amphitrite: No. No more. No more fish puns Poseidon. You’ve had enough!

Poseidon: Oh… I was just going to tell you that I love you

Amphitrite: *soft* oh

Poseidon: tuna moon and back ;)

Amphitrite: *restrained by mermen* HERA GIVE ME STRENGTH-


“Why do you always go to that one particular spot in the wetlands to fish?”

“I just think I blend in well there.”

kixboxer  asked:

Le Filet-O-Fish

one day i will write something that doesn’t need a cut. today is not that day. 

college au. 

Yuuri alternates between stress sleeping and stress insomnia. No one ever knows where he’s going to be because his scheduled is so ~unpredictable~ 

EXCEPT WAIT. There are food deliveries? Every time he’s innocently sucking on his pen cap in the Science Library? and Beautiful Senior and Yuuri’s French TA Victor Nikiforov is having weird, supremely worrying hand spasms that seem vaguely aimed in Yuuri’s direction? That can’t be right. 

(Yuuri only took that class for Victor.) 

(Victor wishes he was that pen cap.)

Seemingly unrelated, someone keeps making sure there are always fresh, piping hot, vaguely-fish-like sandwiches waiting for Yuuri whenever he can drag himself out of bed to face the Existential Pit of Despair that is studying for midterms. He’s very familiar with that Pit of Despair. He lives one pit over in the Pit of Existential Discontent. The view from the Pit of Despair is much nicer. 

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