one day i will write something that doesn’t need a cut. today is not that day.
Yuuri alternates between stress sleeping and stress insomnia. No one ever knows where he’s going to be because his scheduled is so ~unpredictable~
EXCEPT WAIT. There are food deliveries? Every time he’s innocently sucking on his pen cap in the Science Library? and Beautiful Senior and Yuuri’s French TA Victor Nikiforov is having weird, supremely worrying hand spasms that seem vaguely aimed in Yuuri’s direction? That can’t be right.
(Yuuri only took that class for Victor.)
(Victor wishes he was that pen cap.)
Seemingly unrelated, someone keeps making sure there are always fresh, piping hot, vaguely-fish-like sandwiches waiting for Yuuri whenever he can drag himself out of bed to face the Existential Pit of Despair that is studying for midterms. He’s very familiar with that Pit of Despair. He lives one pit over in the Pit of Existential Discontent. The view from the Pit of Despair is much nicer.
CA: all your feelins are fishy CC: 38P CA: GLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUB CC: 38O CC: DON’T YOU GLUB IN T)(AT TON-E OF GLUB WIT)( M-E MIST-ER! CA: ill glub in wwhatevver dumbass bubbly soundin fishnoise i wwant to glub
Okay so like what I think would be hilarious for justice league is for aquaman to look super intimidating and scary and everyone’s like “woah he’s a bad boy watch out” but then when he meets Bruce for the first time he says “batman. I should introduce myself. oFISHially” and then he just laughs and laughs for a solid thirty seconds before wheezing out “get it it’s a fish pun that’s my thing”