This wasn’t what I expected.
-Jim and Lee storyline was so unsatisfying and quite annoying
-still no idea who Isabella was
-Fish dying so fast was so stupid as she was a good character
- what happened to Tetch?
-No more Barbara :/ not sure how to feel about that
- Oswald and Ed hmm 😒
- I needed more Ivy 🙄🙄
- no Jerome 😡😡😡😡😡😡
- I wanted Victor Zsasz
- Sadly as Nygmobblepot is dying and Gobblepot is dead, maybe Freezewald will rise
- Selina and Tabs team up yaaay 😁
- young not-so-good batman 😂😍
headcanon if the Gotham villains were school teachers? Thank you!
hope i didnt leave any out!
Gotham villains as school teachers:
Let’s just all agree that the school would be chaos
I mean they’d probably try and be a good school but every now and then some student will push one of the teachers too far and they’ll snap and all hell will break loose
Oswald will probably be the principal who is honestly barely holding on because he can’t stand all these kids
Barbara might be the vice principal or secretary or something like that, and she’s probably have to be the one to sort everything out while Oswald’s just yelling at everyone
Jerome would be a drama teacher, because we all know he’s the drama king. He’d be the type of teacher that everyone thinks is cool but would not dare piss off
Ed and Victor would be chemistry teachers
Everyone in Ed’s class is always rolling their eyes or groaning because Ed is coming up with riddles and puns at every moment he can, but in general he’s probably a good teacher
Everyone’s a little bit scared of Victor, because he’s a bit of a creepy, brooding type that’s just hovering over everyone’s shoulder while they’re working.
Ivy would be the overenthusiastic biology teacher who loves to gossip with her students. She’s probably everyone’s favorite teacher, although they wonder how she managed to land the job since she’s so young
Tabitha would probably be a PE teacher. Everybody walks out of her class exhausted and sore
Jervis would be an English teacher who’s super sassy and sarcastic to all his students
Fish would probably teach a class that involves leadership or something like that
And Butch might be a history teacher or something, and his class is probably the most quiet because everyone’s afraid of how unpredictable he is. Although he seems pretty chill, he snaps and yells at everyone now and then. Not to mention his missing hand freaks everyone out.
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Honestly I feel like a Gotham high school teachers AU would be great?? Like Jim and Harvey would be PE teachers, Valcone would be the headteacher with Fish as his deputy. Ozwald would be an Eng Lit teacher with Ivy as his TA. Ed would be a creepy biology teacher who then became a drama teacher after a breakup with Oz early midlife crisis. Lucius would be the replacement biology teacher, and Lee would be a chemistry teacher. And although all the teachers deny it, literally all the students know about Oz and Ed. Oz sort of blames his TA, but Ed is almost 100% certain it was Barbara (although I’m not sure what she’d teach? But she’d gossip with her students and then make them promise that they wouldn’t say anything, knowing full well they would.)
Jim would form a close bond with Bruce Wayne by helping him learn how to box and stuff after his parents died, and he and Harvey would turn a blind eye if they saw him in the gym when he should have been in class.
And then there’s Jerome who is That One Kid™. You know the one? Always joking and disrupting class and getting sent out/to the head. He’s in detention after school basically everyday?? Also people kind of think that he might have killed someone because he’s pretty creepy when you’re one one with him?
And here’s our new baby, a little smaller than my pinky finger. Pepper has a little bit of fin rot from the store so we’re treating him for that. Pepper eats anything that remotely looks like a worm. Pepper also likes to uproot bacopa plants for fun. Pepper nyoom so fast, very fast boy. As I type this Pepper tried to eat a whole salvinia plant. (If anyone knows why Pepper keeps trying to eat plants let me know).