fish pepper

Deleted scene:
  • Fish: surprise!!
  • Fish: Oswald?
  • Oswald: *enters with Ivy, screaming about how his plans are failing*
  • Oswald: JESUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
  • Fish: bad timing?
  • Oswald: yea-
  • Ivy: Oswald is getting hunted by that guy on the news with the funny hat he used to be in love with
  • Fish: YOU WERE IN LOVE??!?!AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!?!
  • Oswald: yeah sure but he's gonna murder me-
  • Fish: WHO IS HE
  • Oswald: I-
  • Fish: WHO
  • Ivy: Edward Nygma the guy on the news who desperately wants attention
  • Fish: THAT LEPRECHAUN STOLE THE HEART OF MY SON
  • Oswald: I'm not you're-
  • Fish: STFU I HAVE A PLAN WE WILL MAKE HIM TAKE YOU BACK
  • Oswald: uhhhh
  • Ivy: pls help us Fishy
  • Later:
  • Fish: SUP FUCKERS
  • Edward: uhhh
  • Oswald: hello fish how unexpected oh wow
  • Edward: who tf is Fish
  • Fish: my men have guns and I have attitude so I'm taking penguino
  • Edward: who are you?!??
  • Fish: idk you whoever you are like I care I'm here to steal yo man
  • Edward: but
  • Fish: cmon son
  • Edward: he still hasn't called me riddler
  • Fish and Oswald: who
  • Barbara: please just go
  • Ed: but he-
  • Oswald: oh no I'm getting kidnapped
  • Oswald: I might get murdered
  • Edward: wait I wasn't actually gonna murd-
  • Oswald: and she didn't even recognize your villain name
  • Edward: *SCREAMING*
  • Oswald and Fish: *exit*
  • Ivy: oh no Ozzie's gonna be dead by morning
  • Edward: CMON GUYS I HAVE TO REPAIR MY EGO AND GET PENGUIN SO THIS IS A RESCUE MISSION
Gotham season 3 episode 21/22

This wasn’t what I expected.
-Jim and Lee storyline was so unsatisfying and quite annoying
-still no idea who Isabella was
- Harley???
-Fish dying so fast was so stupid as she was a good character
- what happened to Tetch?
-No more Barbara :/ not sure how to feel about that
- Oswald and Ed hmm 😒
- I needed more Ivy 🙄🙄
- no Jerome 😡😡😡😡😡😡
- I wanted Victor Zsasz
- Sadly as Nygmobblepot is dying and Gobblepot is dead, maybe Freezewald will rise
- Selina and Tabs team up yaaay 😁
- young not-so-good batman 😂😍

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Gotham Sexuality Icons (1/?)

I am aware that none of these are specifically canon, but they’re my headcanons and I’m allowed to headcanon these characters as such. If they don’t say straight, there ain’t straight. (If any of the terms are wrong and should be fixed, tell me)

Oswald: homo-demi sexual

Edward: bi-asexual fluidity

Jerome: omnisexual

Jim: bisexual

Barbara: bisexual

Tabitha: bisexual

Harvey: pansexual

Ivy: asexual lesbian

Fish: pansexual

Honestly I feel like a Gotham high school teachers AU would be great?? Like Jim and Harvey would be PE teachers, Valcone would be the headteacher with Fish as his deputy. Ozwald would be an Eng Lit teacher with Ivy as his TA. Ed would be a creepy biology teacher who then became a drama teacher after a breakup with Oz early midlife crisis. Lucius would be the replacement biology teacher, and Lee would be a chemistry teacher. And although all the teachers deny it, literally all the students know about Oz and Ed. Oz sort of blames his TA, but Ed is almost 100% certain it was Barbara (although I’m not sure what she’d teach? But she’d gossip with her students and then make them promise that they wouldn’t say anything, knowing full well they would.)

Jim would form a close bond with Bruce Wayne by helping him learn how to box and stuff after his parents died, and he and Harvey would turn a blind eye if they saw him in the gym when he should have been in class.

And then there’s Jerome who is That One Kid™. You know the one? Always joking and disrupting class and getting sent out/to the head. He’s in detention after school basically everyday?? Also people kind of think that he might have killed someone because he’s pretty creepy when you’re one one with him?

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Spicy Shrimp Etouffe. Shrimp (2 pounds), Red Bell Pepper (1), Jalapeno (1), Vidalia Onion (¼), Garlic (3-4 cloves), Thyme (1 tablespoon), Chicken stock (2 cups), Water (1 cup), Kosher salt (dash), Pepper (dash), Cayenne (dash), Butter (5 tablespoons), Flour (5 tablespoons), Olive oil (1 tablespoon), Stewed tomatoes (14 oz.).

Peel shrimp and reserve shells. Sautee shells in 1 tablespoon butter until pink. Add water and chicken stock and bring to boil. Simmer on low for 15 minutes then remove shells. Season broth with salt, pepper & cayenne. Finely dice peppers, onion, garlic and thyme and then sauté in olive oil in cast iron pan. When translucent, add 4 tablespoons of butter, flour, salt, pepper, and cayenne and stir.  Add broth to vegetables and flour and stir until thick. Add tomatoes and shrimp and cook until shrimp are pink. Serve with rice and hot sauce.