fish climb a tree

Oooo!! There’s a place🏞 I know that’s tucked away ➡️ a place where you 👉🏻and i👈🏻can stay where we👬can go to laugh 🤣 and play and have adventures 🏃🏻🌎🌍🌏everyday🕓🕘🕝🕢🕧 I know🤔 it sounds🔊🔉 hard 🍆💦to believe 🤥but guys💁🏻‍♂️and gals💁🏻 it’s true💯 camp ⛺️🏕 cambell is the place for me and you! 👉🏻👉🏻, we’ll swim 🏊🏻🏊🏻through lakes🌊🌊and climb up trees🌴🌳🌲catch fish🐟bugs🐜🕷bears🐻 and honey bees🐝🐝 there’s endless🔃🔁 possibilities and no🙅🏻🙅🏻that’s not❌🚫 hyperbole our mottos campe diem 🙋🏻 and that means I’m telling you~👉🏻

We’ve got
Archery 🏹
Hiking🚵🏻⛰
Search 🕵🏻‍♀️and rescue👩🏻‍🚒
Biking 🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️
Horseback 🏇🏻🏇🏻
Training that will save you from a heart attack👩🏻‍⚕️👨🏻‍⚕️
Scuba diving 🏊🏻
Miming 🤹🏻‍♂️🤡
Keeping up with rhyming
Football🏈
Limbo
Science⚛️⚗️🔬
Stunting 🏃🏻‍♀️
Pre cal➗✖️➕➖
Spaceships🚀🚀
Treasure hunting🗺💎💰
Bomb defusal💣💣
No refusal 🙅🏻🙅🏻
Fantasies 🌈🦄
Circus trapeze 🤡
And fights 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
And ghosts👻
And paints 🎨
And snakes 🐍🐍
And knives 🔪🔪
and chess
And dance 💃🏻🕺🏻
And weights 🏋🏻‍♀️🏋🏻
It’s camp camp!!⛺️🏕

out in the back of the church we told each other we’d grow up and keep being odd with our fingertips stained and our knees all bruised and you took a deep breath and told me that you can’t teach a fish to climb a tree and if someone tried to make you survive through a lifetime of cubicles you’d explode like a firework and i laughed and said okay what color firework 

i figured you’d say something sarcastic and strange like chartreuse or evergreen or wintermint

but you looked at me with those eyes that meant you had glimpsed something of your future and sort of hated it and you said “you know the color you feel when someone you love slowly forgets you”

and i swallowed hard and said yes, yes i had lived through a couple of those

you looked at the sky then. “i’d be one of those,” you said, “a whole sunset of them.” 

  • Namjoon: In the words of Einstein, "Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid."
  • Seokjin: Namjoon?
  • Namjoon: Yeah?
  • Seokjin: <i>Go the fuck to sleep!</i>

🌻 How to be happy - for the struggling student  🌻

We all know being a student is hardwork and getting into a bad loop can drastically decrease our happiness; reducing both our positivity and productivity. Here are my tips to improve your happiness!

[disclaimer: I realise due to mental health conditions, it is not as easy as this to over come it but hopefully this will  help] 

Change how you think

  • This sounds hard to do, and it will be at first, but when you catch yourself thinking in a damaging way, about yourself and others, take a step back and reconsider. Instead of thinking “I wish I was as clever as her”, think “I am going to work hard to be as clever as her”. A subtle change in wording can change the way you think to motivate yourself. By turning that negative to a positive, you can vastly improve your life and will soon become second nature.

Healthy body, healthy mind

  • Science has proven exercise releases dopamine, a happiness chemical. Try exercising 5 minutes a day in your room, and increase this if able. Another way is to do a sport. Not only will the physical sport aid you in happiness, meeting new friends with the same outlook will also help. You can also try yoga and other, more relaxing sports. Another thing to focus on is your water and food consumption. Try to have a colourful diet and keep a large water bottle on you at all times and get enough sleep!

Keep busy

  • By having nothing to do, you can easily fall into sadness. To stop this, I recommend to keep busy (please note that you still need personal relaxing time). You can do this by meeting up with a friend, taking up a new hobby such as art, programming, reading, acting or singing. Try to do at least one thing a day. When you get home from school, you might feel like sitting and doing nothing till the next day, but when you realise how much time you actually have, try to do something productive.

Surround yourself with positivity

  • Cut out anything in your life that brings you down. Such things include toxic friends, drama youtubers and reality tv. By doing this, you remove as much negativity in your life as possible and does not fuel any temptations to be sad. Instead, I suggest you to surround yourself with positive people. Some youtubers I recommend are: Doodle date and Drawing with Jazza for art, Unjaded Jade for school and life and Kick the PJ for… weirdness. I find these people exude happiness and don’t drag you into the negatives of life. 

Realise your cleverness does not determine your  worth

  • Nothing, not even a grade on a paper determines your self worth. People are good at different things, but not being the best at something does not mean you are worth less. You as a human, provide a different way of thinking to everyone else and can contribute something that the “best” person can’t. You can strive for perfection, but your worth will always be based on the joy you can bring. It doesn’t matter if you don’t get into your dream school or job because there will always be something better out there for you. A good motto to try to live by is  “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein

Improve others lives

  • By helping others, you will help yourself. You can do this by volunteering. This is usually easiest in the holidays but you can also do it on the weekends or after school. Look up local charities in your area and send them a quick email. I personally volunteered at my local library to talk to the kids about the books they are reading and by encouraging them, I could literally feel myself become happier. I also know many that help in care homes or with disabled children. This gives you the ability to see how important your life is and the change you can make to the world.
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BRUH,this was supposed to be a quick David doodle and yet…here I am. 

The first one was me randomly thinking “What if David has some early greys because,honestly he’s under a lotto stress??” 

bruh his arms is too b i g g 


REBLOGS>LIKES BLEASE

  • ENFP: God I'm so stupid! How am I ever going to pass high school or college! I can't do it!
  • INTP: "If you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will go it's whole life believing it is stupid". Stop trying to solve impossible math equations and stop trying to figure out the radius of the sun. Those things are just going to prove you can't climb a tree. Focus on what you can do and prove to the world that you can swim through the ocean.

anonymous asked:

What would the vets + trannies senior quotes be.....Also... Hi... How are you :)

That typo….

Mikasa: “Mikasa Out”
Reiner: “Highschool Musical gave me unrealistic expectations of this shit”
Bertholdt: “Is it over yet?”
Annie: “No”
Eren: “A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage”
Jean: “I’m a graduate and you’re not”
Marco: “Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world - Roald Dahl, Matilda”
Sasha: “We finish each other’s - “
Connie: “- Sandwiches!”
Historia: “Voted ‘most likely to cause WW3′”
Armin: “Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by it’s a ability to climb a tree, it will live it’s whole life believing it’s stupid. - Albert Einstein”
Ymir: Has neither a picture not a quote

Levi: “This was the grossest place I’ve ever been to, and I visited Hanji’s place”
Hanji: “whew, that was something, huh guys?”
Erwin: “The students of yesterday are the hope of the world tomorrow!”
Nanaba: “3/10 can not recommend”
Mike: “I learned thirteen years and all I get is this diploma”
Moblit: “They’re lesbians, Harold”

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Literally she just fuggin….piCKED HIM UP??

  • Chris: Have we ever paired dolphins with gorillas? To se if they could identify that they were both smart?
  • Sally: Well you know the famous saying "if you judge every animal by how good it is at climbing a tree, the fish will spend the whole of its life thinking its stupid"?
  • Chris: Yeah
  • Sally: if you just stick a gorilla in with a dolphin, it will drown.

ackerminlester  asked:

hi mama! i'm not sure if this has been asked before, but what would the 104th + vets' graduation quotes be?

Mikasa: “Mikasa Out”
Reiner: “Highschool Musical gave me unrealistic expectations of this shit”
Bertholdt: “Is it over yet?”
Annie: “No”
Eren: “A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage”
Jean: “I’m a graduate and you’re not”
Marco: “Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world - Roald Dahl, Matilda”
Sasha: “We finish each other’s - “
Connie: “- Sandwiches!”
Historia: “Voted ‘most likely to cause WW3′”
Armin: “Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by it’s a ability to climb a tree, it will live it’s whole life believing it’s stupid. - Albert Einstein”
Ymir: Has neither a picture not a quote

Levi: “This was the grossest place I’ve ever been to, and I visited Hanji’s place”
Hanji: “whew, that was something, huh guys?”
Erwin: “The students of yesterday are the hope of the world tomorrow!”
Nanaba: “3/10 can not recommend”
Mike: “I learned thirteen years and all I get is this diploma”
Moblit: “They’re lesbians, Harold”

Camp Camp Theme Song Song Chords

D7

Oh…

G

There’s a place I know that’s tucked away!

D

A place where you and I can stay.

Where we can go to laugh and play,

G

and have adventures every day!

C___________________________ G_____________E

I know it sounds hard to believe but guys and gals it’s true!

______D7________________________G

Camp Campbell is the place for me and you!

A

We’ll swim through lakes and climb up trees,

E

catch fish, bugs, bears, and honeybees!

There’s endless possibilities,

A

and no that’s not hyperbole!

A___________________________D

Our motto’s Campe Diem and that means I’m telling you…

N.C.

We’ve got:

E

archery, hiking, search and rescue, biking, horseback, training that’ll save you from a heart attack, scuba diving, miming, keeping up with rhyming, 

football, limbo, science, stunting, pre-calc, spaceships, treasure hunting,

bomb defusal, no refusal, fantasies, circus trapeze,

and fights and ghosts and paints and snakes and knives and chess and dance and weights

A

it’s Camp Camp!

Me: *smiling*

Mum: What are you thinking about?

Me: Hm? Oh, nothing.

In my head: THERE’S A PLACE I KNOW THAT’S TUCKED AWAY A PLACE WHERE YOU AND I CAN STAY WHERE WE CAN GO TO LAUGH AND PLAY AND HAVE ADVENTURES EVERYDAY I KNOW IT SOUNDS HARD TO BELIEVE BUT GUYS AND GALS IT’S TRUE CAMP CAMPBELL IS THE PLACE FOR ME AND YOU WE’LL SWIM THROUGH LAKES AND CLIMB UP TREES CATCH FISH BUGS BEARS AND HONEYBEES THERE’S ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES AND NO THAT’S NOT HYPERBOLE OUR MOTTO’S CAMPÉ DIEM AND THAT MEANS I’M TELLING YOU WE’VE GOT ARCHERY HIKING SEARCH AND RESCUE BIKING HORSEBACK TRAINING THAT’LL SAVE YOU FROM A HEART ATTACK SCUBA DIVING MIMING KEEPING UP WITH RHYMING FOOTBALL LIMBO SCIENCE STUNTING PRE-CALC SPACESHIPS TREASURE HUNTING BOMB DEFUSAL NO REFUSAL FANTASIES CIRCUS TRAPEZE AND FIGHTS AND GHOSTS AND PAINTS AND SNAKES AND KNIVES AND CHESS AND DANCE AND WEIGHTS IT’S CAMP CAMP

aplevi  asked:

The Veterans' favorite quotes?

Mike: “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”

Levi: “Men get arrested, dogs get put down”

Hanji:  “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

Erwin: “In the midst of chaos there is also opportunity”

Moblit: “Eighty percent of success is showing up”

Nanaba: “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all”