Emily planks on a moving sidewalk :)

I’m annoying..

Why this school year was the greatest year ever.

I mean, the first week of school kind of sucked, what with it being over 90 degrees every day :(

Emily came into our lives one of the first days of the semester. As I mentioned before, it was super hot, and she offered us freezepops :) EMILY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FREEZEPOPS I LOVE YOU AND YOU’RE THE BEST FRIEND EVER.


On September 20th, Lady Gaga randomly came to Portland to give a speech about DADT. Seeing her was such a surreal moment, because it assured me that she is actually real.

In November, Ashley, Sloane and I went to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert in Manchester, New Hampshire. We met up with my best friend Cody there (he lives in Florida and was visiting frineds in New England), and we went back to USM. I’m so glad that my USM friends liked him, because he means so much to me.

Later in November, the HME went to the midnight premire of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1. We all dressed up, waited for four hours, and saw the movie in IMAX. This was the start of the sexiest weekend in HME history.

The next day, we all went to Portland for the annual drag show. We all dressed up and we were generally just being glamorous.

The night after that, we saw Sarah, Hillary, Hannah, and the rest of the amazingly talanted cast of the Wild Party. So damn sexy.

I can’t remember if anything exciting happened in December…

January, we were all reunited. We went sledding down Robie hill and it was probably the greatest sledding experience I’ve ever had.

February, Sloane, Ashley, Emily, and I went to see Disney On Ice: Princess Classics. It was magical and beautiful. Mulan’s weave came off.

April was probably the greatest month of them all. I found out through Twitter that Matthew Gray Gubler was going to be at the University of New Hampshire on the 27th. Obviously, we had to go since it was only an hour away. Ashley, Sloane, Emily, Scott, Sarah and I all piled into her car and went to UNH. Our timing was perfect, and we met him in the parking lot. It was the most surreal, wonderful experience of my life. He is legit the nicest guy I have ever met. We met him again when the night was over and all got autographs.

Now that we’re all back at home (except for Scott :B), I realized that it’s gonna be a long summer without the Hott Mess Express. We’ve become a family, and they are the greatest friends that I’ve ever had or will have.

Obviously there were also random nights filled with funnies and dress ups. DRESS UP NIGHTS SHALL CONTINUE INTO NEXT YEAR.

Let me know if I’ve forgotten anything, guys. <3

I love you all so much.