Emotion 1: You need to start helping out more with the bills.
Do you know how much stuff costs nowadays?
You need to value money more!
Emotion 2: You need to do less, you’re always so tired.
Work more hours?! You already get home barely before midnight now!
You really need to concentrate on school. Worry about jobs later.
WHAT THE HECK PEOPLE?!?
I can’t do both.
This is brought to you by the Association of Overworked Liberal Arts College Students Spending the Holiday Season With Their Families.
Also known as the No I Do Not Have A Girlfriend Foundation.
And sometimes the: No I’m Not Gay League.