Ok but why did JK Rowling feel the need to make a werewolf who despises ANYTHING wolf related and then fill his entire existence with wolf references?

First name? Means wolf.
Last name? Also means wolf.
Dad’s name? Also fucking wolf.
“Hey Remus, guess what?” “What is it, James?” “I was looking through a book of names for astronomy and it turns out that your name means wolf. First and last.” “Oh my god are you laughing I’m going to kill you.”
Born in a month with a lunar eclipse
“Alright class, I would like you to turn to page 347 in Unfogging the Future and consult the lunar charts to discover your ruling house.”
Remus:: *finds page*….*gets up, climbs down ladder and shuts the trapdoor* *muffled swearing heard in the tower*

Patronus: wolf wolf wolf
“Expecto Patronum!”
“Wow Remus! A wolf! That’s awesome!”
Remus: *kicks a desk*

I got my first ever digital graphics tablet a few days ago, so I decided to lose my digital art virginity by drawing a Phi in celebration of Zero Escape 3 resuming development.

My conclusion: I have a lot to learn about art. But I don’t care because Zero Escape is actually going to get an ending.

Shit Fake AH Crew Mica Says

I’m bad at writing full length things but I love writing dialogue. So here’s some things that I think my Fake AH Crew Mica would say. Tried to be as true to badgersinbowties while still being a drug dealing, explosion loving, Los Santos gangster.

“I found out Lindsay was with the Fake Crew when she showed up to movie night covered in blood that wasn’t hers. It was a mess but hey, we still ended up watching Footloose so I guess it wasn’t a completely terrible night.”

“I’ve always wanted to have an open casket funeral so you can all see me being prettier than you for one last time.”

“When I first figured out I liked boys and girls I was really confused, then I got it. I’m a hot piece of ass so why limit my options?”

“The first drug dealer I ever met was some cracked out old guy living in a trailer. I just thought to myself ‘who would want to buy drugs from this guy when I exist?’ and drove the bastard out of business.”

“Lindsay? Do you have any idea where I left my makeup bag?” “Why do you need it?” “It has a remote for something important” “The TV remote?” “Nah, you remember the car bomb we planted on the dick from the grocery store’s car last week?” 

“Geoff, I’m not sure why you think this is a bad idea.” “You have a rocket launcher. It’s always a bad day when you have a rocket launcher.” “On the contrary, I think it’s a great day when I have a rocket launcher.”



Why Are The Bees Dying?

A single honeybee weighs almost nothing, but a whole hive might be worth more than its weight in gold. These little buzzers contribute billions of dollars worth of farming assistance every year, pollinating more than two-thirds of the fruits, veggies, and nuts we eat. Almonds, for instance, everyone’s favorite snack nut and non-dairy milk alternative, are completely dependent on domesticated honey bee pollination. No bees, no expensive smoothies, people!

Bees, both domesticated and wild, are dying off at alarming numbers, and the reasons aren’t totally understood. Pesticides? Habitat? Disease? Climate change? All of the above?

This week on It’s Okay To Be Smart, we (honey)comb through the science, find some intere-sting stuff, and wax poetic about the importance of our bee-youtiful little friends. 

Previously: Want to know more about the amazing pollinating prowess of bees? Check out last week’s video: Which Came First - Flowers or Bees?  


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