Here comes the outtakes/one shots for Loki that just didn’t really work as part of Ward of Asgard, at least not with the story line I was doing. It also started as a writing exercise because my brain went “flarbeldgarble! NO!” There’s a few of these as I get em into something readable I’ll post em.
Pairing: Loki x OC/Reader (mentioned only)
The Hunt (one shot)
Outtake No 1: THE HUNT
Loki laughed. He couldn’t help it. Thor, Sif, and Althea had all fallen face first into the muddy bog water. His brother, as was to be expected, dragged himself out of the water first. He leered viciously at his younger brother, they were supposed to be on a hunting excursion. Supposed to be using their abilities as a team to kill or capture a dragonling. Something the quartet had not ever been able to do - teamwork, that is.
ok so i’m with some younger kids that i apparently know, and i’m being led into a house with then by some adults i apparently know. it’s christmas or some sort of gift-giving time, and us kids must prove ourselves worthy of our presents with odd trials.
all of us walk into the first room. there huge water bottles everywhere. somehow one child knows this is his trial, and that he must find the gold within the bottles
the second room is pitch black and i don’t understand it, but when we come out there’s one less child than we came in with.
the next room seems to have started off as a garage or something. it’s warmer than the other rooms. i know this is my room. the other kids leave and i am left to my own devices.
a huge lizard dashes by, and i realize: my trial is that i must capture him.
more smaller reptiles and amphibians emerge. the big lizard seems determined to eat a tiny frog. he eats it before i can stop him. but now, content with his meal, the lizard walks towards me and starts bunting my hand like a cat.
the adults come out of the door i entered through, clapping. they then lead me to the kitchen.
despite the fact that i usually accept everything as true and i rarely get surprised in my dreams, i don’t believe my eyes when i see what’s on the kitchen counter.
a bottle of green mountain dew and a gray oblong pill.
i naturally get excited, and ask them if i should wait to take it. they say i can take it whenever, so i do it right then.
still retaining a bit of logic, i brace myself for pain and begin to plan out what i’ll say to it.
but there’s no pain, no “welcome to your super quantum unit intel processor”. i just take the pill, and a few minutes later eric william morris’s voice in my head asks me if i like to eat raw cookie dough.
i say that yes, i do. “that’s good,” it says.
im very skeptical in this dream, so i begin making conversation with it. im suspecting that since there’s no way it’s an AI as advanced as the one in be more chill, and something more on siri’s level, it will eventually stop sounding so human in its word choice and ability to flow through a conversation. but it doesn’t.
so i have a real, functioning squip. i don’t even think to try to initiate a romantic relationship with it. im just very excited to have it as a friend.
im very happy, and that’s right when my alarm goes off and i have to leave the dream
The first part of the well creation is complete. It’s drilled an auspicious 66m into the earth and the pump test has shown it’s capable of producing a fairly prodigious amount of water. I saved some of its first water in a jar, because it obviously has magic powers. Now we need to install a pump and a pressure vessel and then attach the water to the house.
But oh my fucking christ I am so heartily sick of people being up here and stressing me out with their presence and their havoc wreaking. I love being up here alone and I love the empty quiet. When this is over, I am installing a sign like this one on our front gate and locking it forever.
Are there any tips to come out as gay with a girlfriend to your parents? I'm really scared to tell them and I don't know how to do it, you don't have to answer if you don't want too
I’m not really sure myself since I’m not out to my parents yet either. From advice that I’ve heard, test the waters first. See how they feel about the LGBTQ community. That’s all I really know, I’m sorry I can’t be of much help!
Shiro wanted something big and Keith did not disappoint. Keith gave him the biggest sunflower he could find and Shiro died laughing. How can he possibly love this guy even more? So pure, too good for this world. ಥ_ಥ Redbubble
rising signs often represent the lenses with which we see the world through soooo yeah. this is very archetypal so take that into consideration.
aries rising lenses- these rising signs have two, highly contrasting and opposite lenses (they see things in black and white- no grey). the colors are enhanced and bright, but opposite on either side. there’s a reddish tint on both of the lenses however, and they tend to focus on the positive and exciting aspects of life.
taurus rising lenses- taurus rising lenses help the person see the beauty in everything. they’re a green tint, and pinks are enhanced. they exude a sense of calmness and tranquility. these lenses don’t hide the bad however, just focuses on the beautiful.
gemini rising lenses- these lenses are yellow tinted, and are also transition lenses. each setting the gemini rising goes to, their view changes. these lenses help them attain all the knowledge the world has to offer. changeable, fluid, and youthful.
cancer rising lenses- cancer risings have blue lenses, a somber and soulful view of the world. the lenses help them see the souls of others and empathize deeply. tend to accentuate their large, moony, eyes. sees the world in emotions.
leo rising lenses- orange and golden lenses allow the leo rising to exude confidence and elegance. see the world as a place to perform, everyone around them being an audience member. sunsets and bright lights are enhanced.
virgo risings lenses- grey/blue toned lenses. a sobering and realistic view of the world, with an eye for the pain that exists all around them. stands out to only those who choose to see them. sees the world as a responsibility yet also a library.
libra risings lenses- rose tinted glasses quite literally. this rising gives the ability to exude positivity, kindness, and friendliness. ignores and escapes the reality of the world. similar to the taurus rising, focuses on the beautiful.
scorpio rising lenses - deep, purple tinted lenses. sees the world intensely and passionately, with the darker side of life enhanced. tends to see only the harsher side of the world, all the tragedy that exists. exudes mystery.
sagittarius rising lenses- bright green tinted lenses. this allows the sagittarius rising to see every possibility. optimism, luck, and friends are often acquired. they see the world in every variation and in all of its’ diversity. notices and appreciates culture.
capricorn rising lenses- black and white lenses. these make the capricorn rising think they are seeing the world how it really is, but in fact is a highly pessimistic view. exudes restriction, elegance, and wisdom. sharp criticism and ambition.
aquarius rising lenses- neon blue lenses. sees all of humanity with their lenses, and acts as a messenger to the people, bringing knowledge and information at lightning speed. embodies electricity, friendliness, and eccentricity
pisces rising lenses- rainbow lenses. in each setting, a certain color can be presented as they are mutable and fluid, to fit whatever situation they’re in. sees the world in every possible way. both exudes naivety and wisdom.
this will also be available as a print on my Redbubble soon! LINK
- Lance takes Keith to the beach for the first time and and treating them both with cold sweets. Lance is probably planning on getting Keith in the water one way or another but Keith knows that Lance is up to something and totally prepared… as always -