first time i've made something in like two weeks

It’s time for the sort of annual casa de Queenie tradition of watching Ninja Assassin and consuming more chocolate than entirely necessary.  My roommates have been emailing back and forth in excitement for weeks about getting to see Rain doing upside-down push-ups.  Meanwhile, I’m really only in it for the food, because, deep down, I am a stereotype.

Also I just checked Rotten Tomatoes and apparently the movie has a 26%, which seems about right, but the review blurb says it “fails to live up to the promise of its title,” which is absolutely not the critique I would make since the movie does, in fact, feature both ninjas and assassins and ninjas who ARE assassins.  There are only two words in its title and it lives up to both of them, so???