first time i was just rolling on the floor laughing

If Attack on Titan was in the style of “The Office”

Eren: *gets to work two hours before everyone else*

“HAHA those cowards. If they were real soldiers then they would be here early like me!” 

*falls asleep*

*wakes up as everyone is going home and realizes he slept through the entire work day* 


*explains to Mikasa and Armin that it was the fault of the titans” 

Mikasa: *glares angrily at Eren flirting with Levi*

“There’s no one here that I hate. However, if a certain individual in the survey corps were to suddenly catch fire and I was the only one who had a bucket of water…I’d drink the water.” 

*smiles evilly at Levi* 

Armin: *chaos erupting behind him*

“In my opinion, do I think I am smarter than everyone else?”

 *turns around to see everyone being dumb and building on fire*

“I would say it’s more of a fact.”

Jean: *staring at Marco* 

“Who do I think is the hottest in the trainee corps?”

 *shot of Marco doing something so unbelievably adorable and Jean blushing* 

“Yeah…I’d have to say me.” 

Marco: *smiling into the camera looking all cute*

“I know I said I’d wait till marriage but Jean told me that God can’t see in the dark.”


Reiner: *looking at Connie doing something stupid*

“Connie is the Survey Corps idiot. No one really knows how he is still alive.”

Bert: *looks anxiously into the camera*

“So umm….do you guys like….always record us…..even when we are having private conversations?” 

*shot of Bert and Reiner and Annie talking about being Titans* 

“Because ummm…..if you do…..that’s not cool bro.” 

Annie: *rolling her eyes*

“Look I’m here for two reasons and two reasons only. One, to get me a piece of that blonde booty over there 

*shot of Armin holding back Eren from punching Jean* 

and two, to murder everyone in their sleep.”

Sasha: *looking blankly into the camera and smiling*

“Every once in a while they make me murder a giant naked person. At first I was opposed to it but then I started noticing that every time I kill one they feed me. So here I am.”

Connie: *wearing a pink toupee* 

“Reiner said pink really brings out my eyes” 

*Reiner laughing his ass off in the back* 

“I think he’s right cause everyone in the trainee corps won’t stop staring at me.”

*everyone in the back rolling on the floor crying of laughter* 

Erwin: *on the topic of Levi*

“I’m not really sure what Levi does around here. He kind of just showed up and started killing Titans. I remember that day very clearly because my eyebrows were the fleekiest they have ever been. Did I say that right? Fleekiest? Fleeky? Fleek? I’m not sure, I heard a child say it once so I thought I’d sprinkle it into my vocabulary to make me sound hipper.” 

Levi: *sleeping in a chair* *talking in his sleep*

“Yeah……oh yeah….you’re so dirty. You’re a dirty little cabinet aren’t you?” 

*wakes up and sees camera* 

“Do you really have to record me while I sleep? Don’t you guys ever have to take a shit?” 

Hanji: *takes off her glasses* 

“Oh these things? They’re fake. I wear them to make myself look smarter. They actually impair my vision quite severely. But you have to pick and choose your battles, am I right?” 

*points finger guns at camera and winks* 

Moblit: *Hanji causes a science experiment to explode causing Moblit to lose his eyebrows*

“Honestly, at this point, I’m not even mad at her. I’m just mad at myself.”

Squad Levi: *Gunther, Eld, and Oluo wrapping each other in scotch tape* *Petra shaking her head in disapproval*

Petra- “I used to partake in their shenanigans until one day I realized I wasn’t 6 years old.” 

(I wish I could draw these but I cannot draw) *cries* 

My players have just made their way into a cave from a basement, the first room being filled with some bats, which they easily kill in a orderly fashion

Player 2, after having killed a bat: I wanna kick the bat

Me, the DM: I mean, i don’t understand why, but sure, roll to kick

Player 2: ..I rolled a 3

Other players laugh

Me: You kinda just nudge it with your foot a bit, but it doesn’t go very far

… Player 4’s pet kills another bat …

Player 2: I want to kick it

Me: Are you trying to invent a new sport?? Bat Kicking?

… The last bat is killed, having not been kicked …

Player 3, not having hit anything so far with a melee strike: I want to hit the bat

Me: I mean, it’s pretty dead, you really don’t need to

Player 3: I want to redeem the fact that i haven’t hit anything so far with my sickle

Me: Fair enough

Player 2: I want to try and kick it out of the way first!

Me: Well, you gotta roll for that

Player 2: I got a 10

Me: Nope, you don’t make it in time before they can hit it

Player 3: I hit the bat and deal.. 4 damage!

Me: After you successfully hit the dead bat on the floor player 2 comes in and just fucking launches the bat into the wall

Players have some fun laughing and chattering about the situation

Me: These poor bats..

I Think You Forgot (Deaf Lance)

Well starlings~ You asked, and I made~ Enjoy my first one-shot in forever!

           Lance never thought one stupid accident would change his life so dramatically, he never thought all it would take was one little mistake. One fall and he would lose something so important. Lance still remember everything before it. How loud the cars were in the street, how quiet the breeze was, how chilly it was. He wasn’t wearing a jacket. Yet, he couldn’t remember anything during it. The doctor’s said it was his brain protecting him from trauma. Lance called it his brain stealing even his last few painful moments of still being able to hear completely.

           Now the world was just so dim.

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flips - boyfriend!tom

Summary: Tom tries to teach you how to flip.

As part of the new Spider-man film’s promotion, Marvel wanted to shoot a video of Tom teaching other cast members some simple gymnastics tricks at a gym near where the two of you lived. You figured everyone would be thoroughly embarrassing themselves, so you decided to tag along and watch. Tom wanted to get there early, though, so he could practice some of the old moves he hadn’t done in a while.

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anonymous asked:

Hello~ Could I ask what are RFA + V&Saeran's favorite romantic movies? And how they like to watch it with MC? At the movies? At home, cuddling? Thank you so much for creating this awesome blog! You guys are amazing! ❤️

This one is soooo cute:) Thank you~ Hope you like them.


  • The Sound of Music
  • He loves the classic sound of all the music, but also the fact that the main characters found love through music and overcoming the past
  • He’ll invite you over when he’s feeling especially cuddly
  • He has extra pillows and blankets on hand
  • He turns all the lights off except for the TV
  • You two find a comfortable position, which usually ends up with him spooning you
  • He’s usually really quiet and into the movie until the songs come in
  • And then he’s belting it out
  • Sometimes you join him, sometimes you don’t
  • By the end of the movie, his cheek is gently resting on the top of your head and he’s humming the last chorus softly while he’s slowly drifting off


  • The Princess’ Bride
  • It’s classic. It’s funny. It’s romantic. And he grew up with it.
  • He sets up a little blanket fort with his softest blankets and pillows
  • Inside, his computer is set up and ready to go
  • He brings lots of snacks and food and drinks inside
  • You crawl in with him and you two are legitimately watching the movie
  • You both quote the lines throughout and being silly about it
  • Yoosung tries his best impressions of the characters
  • Every time there’s a kiss scene, Yoosung is just like, “Oh, we should re-enact that…like now.”
  • You’re pretty strong until the credits roll, then you just let yourselves fall asleep


  • I Give My First Love to You (Boku no Hatsukoi o Kimi ni Sasagu)
  • You are watching this at home because you will need the tissues and the chocolate
  • You guys give your own commentary on what’s going on
  • Which usually ends up in you two laughing at inappropriate laughing
  • The guy is dying, why are you two rolling on the floor?
  • You both will make your headcanons about what happened after the movie or in between some scenes
  • There is so much food, and you two consume all of it
  • By the end of the movie, you have a food coma and you get into the sugar high faze where everything is funny
  • Overall, it’s a stress free night full of so many emotions


  • Pride and Prejudice
  • It’s a classic, and he likes the character depth
  • He has his own theatre, so of course you’ll watch it there
  • He has the chef make whatever snacks you want
  • You secretly always wanted Jumin to say the famous Darcy line (You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.)
  • He knew this, but held back on purpose…until that night
  • When Darcy said it to Elizabeth, he leans over and says the same in your ear in a low, husky voice that sent a shiver down your back
  • Let’s just say you two were too preoccupied and missed the next few scenes
  • For the most part, you rested your head on his shoulder comfortably and his arm was around your shoulder


  • The Space Between Us
  • It’s about a boy from space and a girl from earth. It’s self explanatory why he liked it.
  • He takes you to a drive in theatre in one of his babies
  • You two sit in the open trunk with blankets and pillows
  • He lied to you about the weather so you would end up being chilly which resulted in you snuggling
  • His little kisses end up becoming a make out session, but he’ll randomly pull back and stare wide eyed at the screen, “Wait, wait…this is my favorite part.”
  • When you ask for a snack, he pulls them out of these random pockets in his jacket 
  • “You know they allow food here, right?” 
  • “I know. I just wanted the feeling of sneaking them in.”
  • Dork


  • Kimi Ni Todoke
  • He related to everyone being scared of Sawako and judging her based on her frightening appearance…not that he’d ever admit that
  • He built a projector where you two can watch it outside of the bunker
  • He sets up a blanket on the ground with some pillows
  • You start out sitting far apart, but somewhere along the way you end up tangled together
  • He’ll give you absentminded kisses at random times of the movie
  • He always falls asleep near the end, but you never want to wake him up
  • If it’s warm out, you’ll just pull the blanket over you both and sleep outside


  • Wuthering Heights in black and white
  • He likes the dynamic between Heathcliff and Catherine, and how they loved each other even with their individual destructive states
  • He takes you to a classic theatre where they’re showing it
  • He gets really shy all of a sudden
  • He hesitantly puts his arm around you or takes your hand gently
  • He gets blushy when your hands brush as you both reach for popcorn
  • You put your head on his shoulder and he starts to relax 

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Being best friends with the Beagle Line

Originally posted by princewangeun

Warning: Mentions of harassment , not very detailed but still may be triggering. Cussing.

  • Okay so the beagle line aka Jongdae, Baekhyun, and Chanyeol are basically just excited little puppies who are so playful and cute and don’t try to convince me otherwise

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Your First Time and Sh*t ~Smutty September~


Pairing: Lip x Reader

Word Count: 420


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Foxy ( p.2 ) // Sirius Black // requested

Request could you do a young!sirius where the reader is american and transfering to hogwarts and he sees her in the train and basically becomes infatuated with her?? maybe you can do a part 2 where they reunite after Azkaban or something too?? + can you do a jealous sirius ?!?

Two requests that turned into something more. 

<< Part One        Part Three >>

Idk if anyone noticed, but each part is like a time span over weeks… Like it’s not going to be one day bc then this will go on forever. This is set the day after the first part and then it ends at the beginning of November. 

Requests are closed. xx 

Pairing : Young!Sirius Black x Fem. American Reader

Word Count : 7461 ( give or take a hundred lmao, no one can judge me )

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Originally posted by hullocolin

Originally posted by n-atong

“What is she doing in our room?” 

“Nevermind that, how did she get into the house?” 

“Padfoot has his ways.”

“I bet that git used my cloak to get her in. He woke me up at an ungodly hour last night to retrieve it.” 

As much as I would love to continue listening in on this ever so fascinating conversation, my neck began to feel sore. I could tell I slept on it the wrong way. I sat up, and stretched, rotating my neck to try and get the crick out. 

“Good morning Foxy. Have fun last night?” James’ teasing voice filled my ears. 

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Queen of Asgard

Author: Nat / @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69

Requested: Yes - Anonymous 

Tagging: @claireisbetterthandom 

Fandom: Thor

Relationship: Established; Thor x Valkyrie

Summary: Thor asks Brunhild (Valkyrie) to marry him.

Word Count: 730


Disclaimer: This is set a few years after Ragnarok.

Originally posted by marvelworlduniverse


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anonymous asked:

can we have the dr1 cast finding out their S/O was the mastermind? (if not done already?)

Ah yes, I love mastermind AU’s :3

Side note: Sorry if this… Disappeared for some people, I reread it and found out that Anon asked for the whole cast not just the boys so I quickly had to fix that issue haha…

DR1 Cast finding out S/O is the mastermind

Makoto Naegi:

- He couldn’t believe it

- Or more accurately

- He didn’t want to believe it

- I mean… You? But you were so kind… And so willing to help

- You even promised him that you two would definitely make it out of here together

- Was that all… A lie?

- “Ehhhh? What’s wrong Naegi - kun? Given up on your precious hope already? Hahahahah how typical!”

- “No..”

- “No?”

- “I… I won’t lose to you! I… I don’t know how I feel right now but…. I will definitely defeat you!”

- You smile at him

- “Hahahaha I certainly look forward to it”

Kyoko Kirigiri:

- She knew

- Of course she knew

- But she really wished she was wrong

- “Why would you… Why would you even force your friends to participate in something like this?!”

- “Huh? Friends? Oh I think you’re misunderstood Kirigiri - san”

- You smile as you strike a dramatic pose

- “I wasn’t friends with any of you to begin with!”

- You stick your tongue out at her and laugh

- “Ah but you really fell for it didn’t you? All I had to do is say that I love you a few times and you toooootally fell head over heels for me! How embarrassing!”

- For a while, she stopped speaking

- But eventually, she started challenging you shoving evidence left and right towards you

- She’ll get to the truth, afterall, that’s what detectives do best

Byakuya Togami:

- He… He’s in shock

- You? But that’s.. That’s impossible

- “Hmmm what’s the matter Togami - kun? Didn’t you swear on the Togami name that you’ll defeat the mastermind? Ah but, I guess that’s impossible anyways”

- “Wh-What are you talking about?”

- “Oh right, you don’t know do you”

- You smile sweetly

- “What don’t I know?”

- Your smile never drops


- “Upupupu”

Toko Fukawa:

- You’re lying!

- You have to be!

- She’s desperately trying to prove everyone wrong

- But you… You’re just standing there

- “Fukawa - san, do you think it’s true?”

- You ask her with an innocent smile

- “N-No… Of c-course not…”

- “Then you’re fucking wrong!”

- “Ah!”

- You smile and turn to face a camera

- “Whoops! Spoiler alert haha!”

- “Who are y-you talking to?!”

- “Huh? Don’t act like you don’t know… I’m talking to your fans of course!”

- You hold up a peace sign at the camera before turning back to her

- “How pathetic of you, you’re still trying to deny this aren’t you… Hahahahaha how… Despair inducing!”

Mondo Owada:

- What.

- The moment he heard Naegi accuse you of being the mastermind he thoughtit was stupid

- But you just stood and nodded

- “I see,”

- “S/O?”

- “You’re indeed correct Naegi - kun!”

- “What.”

- “Oh? Are you shocked Owada - kun? I can’t say I bla-kh”

- You don’t get to finish your sentence

- Owada stormed over to your podium and wrapped a hand around your neck

- “What the fuck is wrong with you?! Huh?”

- He shakes you causing you to let out a choked laugh

- “V-Vio…lence… again…st..the…head-kh, headmaster is…not allowed!”

- You feel his grip loosen as he begins coughing uncontrollably until eventually there is blood coming from his mouth

Sayaka Maizono:

- Once you admitted it she screamed

- I mean… What else could she do?!

- “Argh! Shut up Maizono - san! Shut up or I’ll make you shut up!”

- You hold up a red button and stare her right in the eyes

- “Should I push it? Should I? Should I should I?!”


- She doesn’t know what she’s doing

- She doesn’t even know where she’s running to

- But she just keeps running forward, your laughter echoing behind her

- “It’s Punishment Time~”


Kiyotaka Ishimaru:

- He was mad

- Very mad

- “Does… Does that mean that you… You killed… Owada…kun..?”

- “Oh Ishimaru - kun… I didn’t just kill Owada - kun… I killed everyone that disrupted the peace of this acad-”

- “Stop! Just… Just stop!”

- There’s tears in his eyes

- “Wh..”

- You just sigh loudly

- “Please spare those boring questions. Why? Well the answer is simple.”

- You smile as you hug Monokuma

- “The feeling is just one of a kind~”

Aoi Asahina:

- “What the hell is wrong with you?!”

- She wants to smack you

- She feels tears making their way down her face

- But you don’t seem bothered at all

- “W-Why?! Aren’t you even bothered that… That I’m hurt?!”

- “Oh you are? Well that’s a shame I guess. Anyways, why don’t we move o-”


- She sobs out some more words but you just wave a hand at her dismissively

- “Save your heartbreaks for later and solve my mysteries!”

- She just hides her face in her hands and continues sobbing

- She doesn’t care what happens anymore

- She just wants it to stop

Chihiro Fujisaki:

- He was scared

- He was so scared of you

- But… This made no sense

- How could you, the person who helped and encouraged him be the mastermind?

- “Aw Fujisaki - kun… As weak as always I see, well it’s not like I had much hope for you anyway, honestly, I’m really impressed you made it this far”

- “H-Huh”

- He was crying but he didn’t care

- “You… Killed my friends?”

- You smile as you lean forward in your podium

- “And I’d gladly do it all over again if I had the chance”

- He’ll stop you

- He won’t let you hurt anyone else!

Sakura Oogami:

- She’s angry

- So angry that she could probably crush you here and there

- But… She did work as a spy for the mastermind so…

- “It was you wasn’t it?”

- “Hmmm~”

- “I was spying… For you…”

- “Well duh! And how ironic, the person you fell in love with is in fact the one you’re trying to defeat!”

- She nods and just… Stops paying attention to what’s happening around her

- Why?… Why did it have to be you

- You seemed so harmless at the startm scared just like everyone else

- And she wanted to protect you

- She wanted to escape with you

- Why did it have to be you?!

Leon Kuwata:

- He was waiting for you to argue back against Naegi

- But you just yawned

- “Yah. T’is me”

- He was waiting for you to say something like ‘just kidding’

- But you just stood there staring at your nails

- “S/O”

- “Mm?”

- You looked up only to be met with his hand colliding with your cheek

- “Geez, what a boring reaction. No wonder people thought you’d die in the first chapter”

- “What the fuck?!”

- He grabs you by your shirt and shakes you a couple of times

- Almost hoping that he could shake common sense back into you

- But you just looked at him with the same bored stare

- “Hey Kuwata - kun… Do you want to kill me? You do don’t you?”

- You lean forward and once your lips are next to his ear you whisper

- “Then do it, end this killing game”

Celestia Ludenberg:

- She was hurt

- Like majorly hurt

- But of course she couldn’t let that show

- So she’ll do what she does best

- “Ah, just like I expected then”

- “Huh? What are you talking about Cel- Yasuhiro - san?”

- She clenches her fist

- “Don’t…”

- “Huh?”


- “Awww did I trigger someone?~”

- “Gh…”

- She feels her nails dig into her skin, but she doesn’t care

- Lie. Just lie. This is… This is all you can do in this situation… Just…Lie…

Hifumi Yamada:

- Wh-What is this.?…

- This is so cliché… Like… Like something right out of a manga

- “You’re j-just lying to us right? S/O - dono?”

- “Lying?”

- Ah… So you ar-

- “Bears never lie!”

- You say that in your best Monokuma voice as your lips change into a grin

- “WH-”

- “Oh come on, you read manga don’t you? Just like it’s cliché for the protag to fall in love with the mysterious character it’s cliché for me to be the mastermind!”

- “Wh-”

- “Because this is all this is!”

- You turn to a camera and wink

- “It’s just a game!”

- He’s speechless, he has no idea what to say

- Is this… Is this really the person he fell in love with?

- Should’ve stuck to 2D

Junko Enoshima:

- She was kind of… Impressed

- What you did was wrong but…

- Your passion for it all

- She was really impressed!

- “Hey! S/O - san/kun… I’m not mad or anything but… How did you think of all of this?! This is all so… Amazing!”

- “Huh? Aren’t you going to cry and beg me to tell you it’s a lie?”

- “No not at all!”

- She stares at you lovingly

- “Please… Let me help you!”

- “Help me?… Hahahahaha you really are crazy aren’t you? Any normal person would want me dead!”

- “I guess… I’m not normal then~”

Yasuhiro Hagakure:

- He didn’t really understand what you were saying at first

- But then you just stared laughing uncontrollably 

- “Hahahahahaahahaa”

- “U-Um… S/O-chi?”

- “Hahahahaha! You actually guessed correctly! Who’d of thought?!”

- “What are you saying?! I’m right 30% of the time!”

- “Ah that’s right… Well congratulations Hagakure - kun! Looks like you predicted something correctly for the first time in your life! Here let me give you a prize!”

- You quickly make your way over to Monokuma’s chair and pull out a crystal ball

- “Actually… I changed my mind”

- You let the ball roll out of your hand and shatter into a million pieces on the floor before beginning to laugh once more


- “Whoopsy, I’m soooooo clumsy hahahaha”

- No way…. Why are you so… Crazy all of a sudden?!

- Can he run away? It’s not too late to run away… R-Right?! 

Mukuro Ikusaba:

- …

- You?

- But you’re just so…

- You’re not the type to be a mastermind!

- You looked weak, you didn’t stand out

- Hell, you even screamed whenever bodies were discovered!

- So why… No.. How?!

- A thousand questions begin running through her mind

- Answers. I need answers.

- Instantly she is behind you, a knife pressed to your neck

- “Talk.”

- “Oooooh you know if we weren’t in a life or death situation I’d say this is a little bit… Kinky hahahaha”

- You feel the knife press against your neck a little more

- “You won’t kill me Ikusaba - san.”

- “You’re wr-”

- “Am I? Would you really kill the only person that showed you love?”

- No… Don’t… Don’t say that! You can’t say that! You didn’t… You didn’t…

- “I love you so much… Ikusaba - san…”

- She starts breathing more heavily

- You’re lying, you’re just lying!

- However, she feels her hand letting go of the knife

anonymous asked:

"I can't stop throwing up." with a sick Yurio, please! I love your writing!

Wow holy crap I’ve finally filled in a request. I’m so sorry it’s taking forever. I hope this is somewhat decent…

Yuuri knocked on the bathroom door, deciding that half an hour was plenty of time for the Russian punk to puke on his own. He and Viktor could hear the retching from the living room, and the poor boy sounded like he was dying. “Yurio?” Yuuri called in, listening to the strangled coughs on the other side of the door. “How are you doing? Do you need anything?”

Leaning over the toilet , Yurio groaned in weak annoyance, his head lolling as a queasy hiccup made him lurch further into the bowl. “Fuck off, pig. I’m puking.” he croaked before going into a coughing fit. It started weak and dry, but it quickly turned harsh and abrasive.

When the coughing turned into a retch, Yuuri turned the knob and pushed the door open a crack just in time to see a wave of fluid rush out of Yurio’s mouth and into the toilet bowl. Yuuri cringed at the sight, but did not hesitate to step in and take a seat on the floor next to the choking boy. He sighed as he gently collected Yurio’s hair into a ponytail that he held with one hand, using the other to rub his back.

Recovering from the round of heaving, Yurio panted as he desperately to regain his breath. His face was red with the strain, and tears were dripping down his cheeks. “Ugh,” he moaned, disgusted with himself and the horrid taste in his mouth. “I can’t stop throwing up.” With a grimace, he spit to rid his mouth of the lingering sick, and wiped the tears from his cheeks.

Yuuri sighed sympathetically, feeling the teen shaking beneath his touch. “You’ll be all right,” he murmured as his hand on Yurio’s back ran up and down soothingly, occasionally settling between a shoulder blades or the small of his back in concentrated circles.

A wet gurgle in the Russian’s throat made Yuuri cringe, looking away as a pathetic splash hit the water. He felt the boy’s back arching and the muscles tensing as sounds of painful gagging echoed in the small bathroom. Empathy almost made Yuuri feel like he could retch along at any moment.

A gasp and a small hiccup ripped out of Yurio’s spasming chest before his stomach shoved up another mouthful of bile. The strain alone set his throat alight in burning pain, the violent expulsion resulting in vomit entering his trachea. Immediately, his threat seized and his lungs began quivering. Harsh coughing wracked his small frame, getting weaker as air left him, unable to be replaced due to the irritation in his throat. Yuri tried to take a gulp of oxygen, but it bubbled back up in a loud retch.

Alarmed by how violent the vomiting was, and the subsequent choking, Yuuri’s hand became more forceful on the sick boy’s back. He slapped his back now instead of massaging, hoping to help open up his airway. “Shh,” he cooed, “Easy, Yurio. Breathe, breathe…”

Yurio gagged again, his body shaking as it strained to expel the last of its contents. At first nothing came up, but as his stomach pushed, a small stream of bile dripped down his chin and into the dirty water in the bowl. Though it sent razors down his esophagus, Yurio was relieved that he could finally breathe again. As if vomiting that last bit had opened up his throat, a gasp pulled air into his suffocating lungs. He coughed violently as they spasmed.

Yuuri reached up and ripped off a piece of toilet paper, using it wipe the mucous and bile from the younger boy’s face. Yurio, to his surprise, did not protest the help, only groaning weakly and squeezing his eyes shut. After dropping the soiled paper into the water, Yuuri flushed everything away, figuring Yurio was too weak to do so himself. “Any better?” He asked, only half hopeful that the episode of nausea was over.

The head of messy blond hair bobbed in a small nod, but then a dry heave had him diving back into the bowl. He broke out into weak coughing, turning his pale face to lay against the toilet bowl. “Nngh…” he moaned, pink cheeks glistening with sweat. “I feel like shit.”

Stifling an involuntary chuckle at the obvious statement, Yuuri gave the younger boy’s back another rub before pushing himself stiffly to his feet. “I can tell.”

“Kill me. Please. Just kill me,” the teenager begged dramatically, his voice hoarse and cracking.

Yuuri rolled his eyes, reaching down to help Yurio up. “I can’t do that, but I can definitely help you out of this bathroom and into bed.”

Opening his eyes for the first time since he had stopped vomiting, Yurio gazed blearily at the older man helping through his stomach’s torment. “Good, this bathroom fucking stinks…” His arms were trembling as they reached up to accept the help off the floor.

“Yeah, stinks like vomit,” Yuuri laughed lightly, pulling Yurio’s arm over his shoulder and supporting most of the boy’s weight. He could feel the adolescent’s thin body shaking up against his side as he ushered him out of the bathroom and toward the bedroom. It was only around thirty steps away. Even still, Yurio seemed so weak, Yuuri thought he might not even be able to walk that short distance.

As it turns out, Yuuri was right. Not halfway down the hallway, Yurio’s quaking knees collapsed, sending him crumbling down. Luckily for him, Yuuri caught him with a surprised gasp before he could fall to the floor. “Whoa, whoa… I gotcha. Take it slow…”

“I’m so dizzy,” Yurio croaked, his hand coming up to knead his forehead. There was a dull pain beginning to pulsate behind his eyes. “I can hardly see where we’re going…”

Concerned, Yuuri took more of Yurio’s weight upon himself. “Don’t worry, we’re almost there. I’ll guide you. You just focus on not throwing up in the hallway.” He saw Yurio nod and close his eyes again, and took that as the go ahead to move along. He kept each step slow and even, pulling Yurio upright whenever he swayed or started slipping.

Slowly, they reached the bed and Yuuri gently lowered the frail skater onto the mattress. Once there, he pulled the blankets up and over Yurio’s shoulders, seeing him visibly shivering with a fever. “There you go… is there anything I can get for you?”

Yurio shook his head, already half asleep the moment his body hit the softness of the bed.

Yuuri smiled, happy to see the look of agony etched into his fair features slowly relaxing into a relatively peaceful sleep. “All right. I’ll bring you some water and medicine later, just rest now.” Before anything else, Yuuri eyed the trash bin and moved it to the side of the bed. “Bucket is next to you if you need it,” he informed Yurio, not entirely expecting the kid to even hear him

An incoherent mumble of acknowledgement left Yurio’s lips in response, but his body language curling into the pillow told Yuuri that the time for talk was over. With a gentle smile, Yuuri turned and quietly left Yurio’s messy bedroom, closing the door behind him.

 "Do you remember what song was playing on our first date?” 

“Am i supposed to?” 

It takes all of Yoongi’s will power inside of him to keep the smile from spreading across his lips the way it wants to as Taehyung pouts. The younger looks so much like a kicked puppy with his pink lips pushed out and big wide eyes lightly shining. It’s amazing the way they hold Yoongi’s entire world without the younger even knowing it. 

“You’re a dick.” 

Taehyung lays back down against the hood of Yoongi’s car and frowns. Yoongi’s heart skips several beats at how fucking adorable his boyfriend is.  The elder lets a sigh escape him as he curls himself closer and for a moment Yoongi swears his world is at peace the moment their fingers lace together. It’s just them, Taehyung and Yoongi, Yoongi and Taehyung, under the soft sparkles of the stars and the moon shines not nearly as bright as Taehyung does but it’s still so beautiful. The hood of the car under them warms with their body heat and Yoongi doesn’t bother looking at the younger as he speaks. 

“When we met, Taylor Swift was playing. We touched hands as we both tried to quickly raise the song and you laughed so hard you fell on your ass.” 

Taehyung stiffens. 

“On our first date, we spent the day laying on Hoseok’s basement floor listening to Epik High’s entire ShoeBox album. You held my hand and told me Spoiler was your favorite song and i laughed because it was my favorite one too.” 

Yoongi pauses for a moment as he feels Taehyung’s hand in his squeeze just a bit tighter than normal and butterflies erupt inside of his stomach. 

“The first time we made love Exo’s Love Love Love was on and we both had to stop from rolling our eyes at how cheesy it was. Our first fight i laid in bed and listened to Bumkey’s My Everything while i cried because i was afraid i would lose you.” He’s not sure who’s breath hitches first at the memories of their angry yelling and shouting but Yoongi’s sure he’s the first one to pull Taehyung closer. Yoongi knows he’ll always be the first one to pull Taehyung as close as possible. “Your favorite song to listen to in the car is I Got a Boy by SNSD and the day we get married the song playing will be one i personally wrote for you because no other song will ever be able to explain how much i love you the way i will.” 

As Yoongi’s head turns to look into Taehyung’s eyes he catches the way the younger sniffles and he chuckles as Taehyung lightly punches him before pressing a kiss to his lips. 

“You’re still a dick, you giant fucking sap. I love you too.” 

another time pt 11. | alfie solomons


Aaron and Toby were snoring their heads off, braying one after another. As if they were competing, even in their sleep. It made you smile. Aaron had ‘won’ the sofa and so Toby was strewn out on the floor beside his brother, twitching every so often.

“Don’t know how they didn’t get us killed a thousand times over. Like a fucking beacon, the pair of them. They put us up one end by ourselves one time, just me and them. Meant to swap out guarding and sleeping between us. I nearly shot ‘em myself to shut ‘em up. Can believe I never let that happen again”

You turned your head to where Alfie was hovering behind you. He leaned against the doorframe and you leaned back a little into him, pulling together like magnets. Your arms were still crossed over your chest, the fingers on one hand toying with the bitten skin at your lip.

“Where you been that they-wait, the war?” you whispered to him and he bounced his brows as he nodded, looking back over to the boys.

“You met there?” you questioned again and he hummed a response, adjusting his shoulder on the frame. He didn’t elaborate so you turned your head back to them. He probably didn’t want to talk about it.

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Actually kind of happy with this one. I really don’t write enough Male!Reader fics so this was a pleasure to play with. I’m not sure about the ending but it has that bittersweet vibe which I love. It’s also potentially canon-compliant which again I love. Thank you to @thewarriorbear for the request. I hope you enjoy!

Prompt[s]: I was just wondering if you can do a Wanda Maximoff x Male!Reader for me? Where the Male!Reader is one of Hawkeye/Clint’s sons who is the oldest out of his siblings and has always shown interest in his dad’s line of work. The Male!Reader gets swept into the events of Civil War and finds himself falling in love with and protecting Wanda Maximoff who has the same feelings for the Male!Reader as well.


“Who is she?” You asked, leaning against the doorframe of your father’s living room. Clint pulled a blanket over the woman’s sleeping form. He placed a gentle hand on her hand before ushering you out of the room.
“She’s a guest. Wanda. She’ll only be here whilst she trains with the others.”

Your father had been with the Avengers for a long time. Too long in your opinion. Every time he went away, you watched your mother fret over whether or not he’d come home. Undoubtedly he was skilled, but you could see the look in his eyes. He was getting too old for this.

“Dad, I… I wanted to ask you something,” you said, sitting opposite him at the kitchen table. He ran his finger around the edge of a coffee mug, eyeing you curiously.
“Whatever it is, ask your mother,” he smirked before taking a sip.
“I already did and she told me to ask you. I… I wanted to join the Avengers.”

Clint choked on his coffee.
“You want to do what?”

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A Gentle Soul

This is a response to a prompt @sakurasapprentice sent me and it was cute and I AM ALL ABOUT THE CUTE.

He’s a rough and tumble boy.

Or so he’d like everyone to think.

Taako had watched him over the years.  Many, many years.  Magnus Burnsides put on a show of looking tough.  Being brave and fierce and powerful.  And he was, he truly was.  But Taako was realizing that there was so much more to him than the front he put on.

They had met before the mission started, but they hadn’t known each other that well.  He wasn’t an arcanist, and wasn’t in the same research labs as him.  He was hired muscle as far as Taako could tell, and his behavior the day before their departure said as much.  Cool.  Unaffected.  He went looking for a fight, not because he could win it, but because fighting seemed like the only thing he understood.  He came to the mission with a new black eye and a grin.

It was a good look.

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Kim Yugyeom // Two Left Feet

Prompt: You’re a JYP trainee, and although you are a talented singer, composer and producer, you’re struggling through dance, and it’s all that’s keeping you from debuting with your group. However, your leader knows just the person to help you out. 
Scenario: fluff
Word count: 2276

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Break My Heart - Part 6 (Baekhyun x Reader)

Summary:I wanna feel the pain; I wanna see the light.” Y/N has been going to Oh Sehun for therapy for over a year. She’s just started her first year of university, and hasn’t made any friends yet– not that she wants Sehun to know. After confusing the time of her therapy appointment, Y/N is forced to reschedule as Sehun’s last appointment of the night. What happens when she runs into Sehun’s ride in the waiting room while her therapist collects his bag for the night? And what the hell is this boy thinking when he grabs her hand, looks into her eyes, and asks her earnestly to break his heart? *Inspired by American pop-punk band Hey Violet’s “Break My Heart”*

Warnings: mentions of abuse, family, coerced romance, kissing, cursing

Word count: 3, 458

A/N: … that update was ridiculously slow. I’m so sorry ^^; ! I hope I can make up for it with the content. Follow or ask to be tagged for updates, or you can subscribe to the fic on AO3, where I’m listed as MelWinchester/PichiWrites. Notes and reblogs help me out ever so much! Love love love <3 (gif not mine). Remember- comments are good karma !

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there are rules

Originally posted by militarytabi

Title: there are rules
Pairing: Choi Seunghyun/Reader
Genre: Dad!AU
Summary: Seunghyun just adores giving everything to his child, Seungkwan, but his wife is against that. Can he be able to deny something to his child for the first time in his life?

It had been so long ever since Seunghyun had a night out with his group mates. The thing is, Seunghyun had immersed himself on being the best father he could be to Seungkwan that he had quite forgotten that he had friends he could talk to, ones that would throw jokes at him when he was feeling sad and make him laugh with their stupid antics. A soft sigh leaves his lips as he enters his house, taking off his shoes and unbuttoning his shirt slightly after taking his coat off. Seungkwan was sleep, absolutely, it was already twelve at midnight and the kid fell asleep at ten –at most, so Seunghyun tried to make light steps as he went up the stairs, passing by Seungkwan’s room and fighting the urge to enter and drown his little face with kisses. A few years ago, Seunghyun fought against the fact that he looked like him, much more when his wife, mother and friends told him so, but now that Seungkwan was about to turn six years old…he could see more features of himself on him. It was a youthful version of Seunghyun, naïve and new to this world as he saw the beauty in the little things that Seunghyun seemed to miss at the age he was at the moment, completely an adult that had forgotten that life could be fun…until he welcomed his wife and his son into his life. A big smile spreads across his face when he sees that his wife was waiting for him and she was laying on their big bed, wearing a white tank top and pajama shorts and she stopped looking at her phone the moment Seunghyun stepped inside the room.

“Why are you awake at this time, beauty?” Seunghyun asks as he goes towards her, pressing a short kiss to her lips as he unbuttons the rest of his shirt and walks towards his wardrobe, hanging the expensive button up and looking through his drawers to find a soft pair of pajamas. All embarrassment was gone after having a kid and being married for so long, so he takes off his pants and changes in front of her, running his fingers through his combed back hair and making his fringe fall a bit before he heard her hum and then respond to his question.

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Words: 1265

Request: No

Pairing:  Poe x Reader


It was a cold, foggy morning on the small central base of the Resistance. Even though it was very early, the base was busy. X-Wings started to land on the small parcel of land, pilots with the distinctive orange uniform of the rebels descended from the spaceships. “Recruits?” Poe Dameron, the best pilot of the galaxy asked as he stood beside the general, the woman in command look at him and with a smile on her face General Organa responded:

“That’s the silver squadron,” A single figure started to appear from the dense fog of the early morning, a woman from the distinctive curve of her hips and the soft sounds of her boots against the pavement. As the figure started to get closer, Poe could distinguish the distinctive features of the female; Y/H hair and Y/E eyes. “Commander—”


Y/N looked at the man behind General Organa, Poe looked at the woman before him, he scratched the back of his neck; what could he said. It had been years since he had seen her. Y/N looked down the floor and smiled, as she looked at him her smiled diminished. Meanwhile, General Organa smiled looking between them; with a nod, she took a step back and left them alone on a cold morning.

Poe could still remember that day he had seen her, it was at the recruitment facility on Yavin 3. Another boring lunch, but there she was laughing as her friends make dramatic gestures with their hands. He groaned as Snap hit him in the ribs with his elbow. “Stop staring, it’s creepy”

“She is beautiful, why can I say?” Poe said as he took a sip of the soup but quickly regret it as the tasteless soup touched his tongue. “This thing is disgusting” Poe rolled his eyes as Snap happily poured all the soup in his mouth.  

Y/N looked down at the horrible soup in front of her. “Is not that bad?” Jessika said with a smile taking a spoonful of the weird concoction. Y/N simply looked down at the other edible things on the plastic tray. Nothing seemed appetizing.

“The red puree is good” Y/N looked up from the blue plastic and saw a young man with curly brown hair smiling at her. She raised an eyebrow, “I am Dameron, Poe Dameron” his hand was extended towards her, Y/N bit her lip and rolled her eyes as Jessika squealed beside her.

“It’s really good!”

Y/N shook her head and took Poe’s hands in hers. “L/N, L/N Y/N”


Poe chuckled at the memory, he took a deep breath. “How are you?”

Y/N bit her lip, why this felt like the first time they met? “Fine and how are you?”

Y/N still remember the days back then… the way Poe waved at her across the hall just to get her attention. “YOU GOT THIS Y/N; I BELIEVE IN YOU” she merely rolled her eyes and laughed, “GO Y/N” a red tint appeared on her cheeks as the other cadets looked at her with judgment written on their faces. She just nodded and looked down at the floor walking into the small laboratory.

The days on the old cafeteria where they met, she still hated that weird concoction, but somehow Poe made it taste better. He put rice and some weird looking plants and feed it to her. “What’s on it?” Y/N had dared to asked one day; Poe smirked at her and signaled to get her closer.

“It’s a secret,” Poe whispered loud enough for her, but not for the other people around them to hear.

“Poe,” She said with a cute pout and Poe pinched her cheeks, “Poe!” she scowled rubbing her throbbing cheeks. Poe bent down to her ear like he was about to tell her a secret, he folded his hands, Y/N could feel his hot breath on her ear tickling it; she giggled.

“I LOVE YOU!” Poe shouted at her ear

How he softly kicked her leg as she fell asleep in one of the many lessons imparted on the small improvised rooms. Y/N laughed and continue to listen to the creature in front of them talking about, what was it— ah yes the ventrical cannon of the mother ships that the old Empire used before.

As the last light of the room was turned off, Poe stood up and Y/N put a hand on his arm. Poe sat down and looked at Y/N. “Is there something wrong?” Y/N shook her head and stood up from her seat.

“I got something for you” Y/N said with a smile walking at the back of the small room. Removing the small cover, “Tada” a double spherical droid beeped and rolled its head to look at Y/N than at Poe. “BB-8 meet Poe, Poe this is BB-8”

“You didn’t have to,” Poe said looking at the white and orange droid.

“I made it for you,” Poe took her head in his hands and softly kissed her.

“And I got something for you,” He said taking a black box from his pants, “It was my mother’s” Poe declared opening the box, inside was a small and simple titanium band. “My dad gave it to her”

Y/N shook her head and looked at the ground, “I am fine,” Poe responded nodding his head.

Poe cleared his throat trying to come with something to say that sounded smart. “What brings you here?”

Poe bit his lip; he remembered that day at the library…

“Come on I need an archive, a blueprint of this droid” Y/N said tugging Poe’s hand. His head hit the tall, metallic structure as Y/N pushed him against it.

“Are you trying to kidnap me?”

Y/N rolled her eyes and pulled him by the collar of his uniform, a smile formed on his face as Y/N kissed him. “I love you, Poe”

Poe looked through the small spaces between the archives, he frowned not founding Y/N. Jessika told her she had seen Y/N around here, with frustration ran a hand through his hair. “And just—”

Poe, as he rounded the corner, saw Y/N with a guy, he turned around and walked out of the old archive room.

“Wait, Poe! What’s wrong?”

Poe stopped in his tracks and scoffed. “What’s wrong?” he laughed and with incredulity looked at her. “Nothing, everything is fine. Dandy, actually” he said sarcastically.

“Poe, he just asked me a question” Y/N alleged, “Why are you so mad?”

Poe bit his lip and took her hand, “Where is the ring?”

“I repair droids, Poe. I can’t work with—”

Poe merely walked away and like that the days passed, he passed her by the hallways and ignored her. Y/N looked at his retreating back with sad eyes.

Y/N took a deep breath and remembered the last day he had seen him, Poe’s head was on another girl’s lap as she softly ran down her hands through his dark curls, he moved his head to look at Y/N and smirked turning around to look at the girl.

“I am a pilot now”

Poe looked up and his eyes widen, “Droid reverse engineering was not my thing” Y/N smiled at Poe. “He was one of a kind,” she said looking at BB-8 quickly approaching them. Something shimmered on her neck, looking closely it was the ring Poe had given to her.

“Y/N, I—”

“Love, the General is looking for us”

Poe looked at the guy walking towards them, “Who is this?” the man asked

“Poe Dameron, this is my husband. Love, this is Poe Dameron an old friend”

Murder in the Manor, Part One

So, I accidentally forgot about this fic until @crutchieheadcanons reminded me about it. So, here’s the first chapter, and the next three will be forthcoming. Anyway, this fic idea came this one day when I woke up, totally craving that old movie, the live-action Casper. This story does have a couple homages to that movie, but you don’t need to see it to understand the plot and characters and such. (That movie, though, was one of my favorite movies as a kid, so I just had to write a fic around it.) Fair warning, though, I finished this fic back in March and my writing, since then, has improved. Just a heads-up. It’s not awful, but it’s not my top notch stuff, either. Well, without further ado:

June 15, 1921

Kat Kelly stared up at the imposing building before her. Dark, creeping ivy shadowed half of the building, its inky tendrils stretching towards boarded up windows. The parts of the building that were visible sported faded red bricks that had been chipped away at by the elements and the memories of boys, long forgotten. Thorns itched at the base of the building, twisted branches bracing themselves against the crumbling brick. A rusty fire escape to Kat’s left rattled in the breeze and she shivered, unsure if the creaking sound or the cool wind caused the involuntary shaking. A dark door with a black iron handle created the illusion of a gaping crevasse at the front of the building. This. Would. Suck. There was no other way to describe this whole crappy experience. “How about this?” Kat’s father announced, coming up beside her and throwing his arm around her shoulder. “It’s like the start of some sort of adventure!”

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