first time doing this okay please be nice lol

All About Me....I Answered Them

1:When did you lose your virginity? 13
2: Rough sex or soft sex? Prefer soft, but have had rough
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? No
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? Stairs
5: Favourite sex position? Doggy
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? I guess submissive
7: Have you ever had any one night stands? Yes
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? Any
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Staircase, the landing
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? No
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? Any Thong
12: How often do you have sex? 3 times a week
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? Jason Aldean
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Both, but love receiving it.
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? Farted
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? None
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? None
18: Are you into dressing up for sex? Yes I have, Thong/Thigh Highs
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Shower
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? Jason Aldean
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? Yes
22: Do you/would you use sex toys? Yes, I have
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Yes
24: Would you have sex with your best friend? No, I’m not Bi
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) lol Pee
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Kissing my ear/rubbing inner thigh
27: Early morning sex or late night sex? late night
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? lol, there penus
29: Favourite body part on the same sex? N/A
30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Dildo
31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Used a cucumber on me as a dildo
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] No, I don’t know
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yes
34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: whipped cream
35: Worst possible time to get horny: monthly period
36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? Only if it’s real
37: How much fapping is too much fapping:l  lol, have to please yourself
38: Best sexual complement you ever got: I have a nice ass. pussy is good for having three kids
39: Favorite foreplay activities: Kissing/touching
40: What do you wear to bed? shorts, underwear, T-shirt
41: When was the first time you masturbated: years ago
42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes, Pictures
43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? No, I want to
44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? Yes
45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Yes
46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Cucumber
47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? No, not my thing
48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) yes, feels good
49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? No problem I have one
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? OK
51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Molasses
52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Prostitute…more money
53: Do you watch porn? I have
54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? No
55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Yes
56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? No, but prefer shaved
57: If you could give yourself head, would you? I;m a woman
58: Booty or Boobs? lol, Boobs?
59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Boyfriend, I wanted him gone
60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? Lol…not sure really
61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? Yes
62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? No
63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? i’m a woman…lol
64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) Toys
65. What is your bra/penis size? 40DD
66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? Cucumber
67. When was the last time you masturbated? Years ago
68. When was the last time you had sex? Last night
69. When was the last time you watched porn? I was 14
70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Yes, Life -like Dildo.
71. Guys:Circumsized? Yes
72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? Inner Thigh
73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? Pussy
74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? Yes
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? Yes
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Years ago…teens
77. Which wet dream was your favorite? don’t remember
78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? yes
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? yes
80. Favorite sexual position? doggy, or on my back legs pinned up 
81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? No
82. Are you into any BDSM? No
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? Yes…..were married
84. Do you like dirty talk? some
85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? not too loud
86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? Yes, kids walked in…years ago
87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? I don’t anymore
88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? lol no, again. I’m a woman
89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? No
90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Yes, Yes only when i see him
91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? Yes, once…he has a live in girlfriend now

batmanandsuperman  asked:

What about an imagine where Barba meets your dad for the first time and your dad doesn't like him? (Can reader be Mexican? I'm Mexican and idk I feel like it would be nice for this imagine so I can relate more lol cause my dad doesn't like Barba xD I get shit when we watch svu he loves the show but idk he just doesn't like Barba, maybe cause he's so...'Harvard' and 'sassy/smart ass' ?? I think that's why ok I'm talking too much THANKS !

Okay, I’m gonna try and do all my asks today!

“Papi, please,” you argue as your father continues to ignore you to watch the game. “I want to know the reason you don’t like him!”
He gave a long sigh and turned to face you, “mija, he’s not a very charming person. He’s nearly ten years older and frankly he’s a smartass and I don’t like it.”
“Well I love it, and I love him. Can’t you at least make an effort?”
“Fine, for you, I will.”
You hug him tight, “gracias, papi!”
When Rafael arrives for dinner, he’s a lot more casual than usual, a white button down with the sleeves rolled up and some jeans.
“You look so handsome,” you beam at him, pulling him into a long kiss.
“Hey, knock it off,” he pulled back chuckling. “I’m supposed to be impressing your father, not defiling his daughter in front of him.”
You nod, “right, you can defile me later.” You wink and head to the kitchen. It had been nearly six months since you had started dating and Rafael had avoided your father like the plague for the most part. You couldn’t exactly blame him, a retired war veteran with a bad attitude and only one daughter had to be a scary thought.
“He’s here!” You call to your father, “don’t you dare be mean to him,” you whisper harshly.
“Sir,” Rafael shakes your father’s hand.
“You need a stronger grip Barba, if you don’t grip tighter, people sense weakness.”
Rafael’s eyes narrowed just slightly, “I didn’t know we were in a competition sir.”
The two men glared at each other for a long moment before you interrupted.
“Both of you stop. If you two ruin this dinner for me, I will kill you both!”
“Lo siento, Carino.” Raf smiles at you apologetically and nods at your father. “You’ll have to excuse me sir, I don’t often have someone has honored as yourself shaking my hand. I supposed I was a little awestruck.
You knew Rafael didn’t like kissing ass, but the fact that he was doing it for you made your stomach rush with butterflies.
Dinner is a nightmare, every time Rafael speaks up, your father shoots him down or insults him. You can tell that Rafael is quickly losing your patience and so are you.
“Have you ever been married before then?” Your father asks after a long and bitter silence.
“Excuse me, sir?”
“Well you’re older, I assume she isn’t your first serious relationship.”
“She’s the only one that matters,” he was quick to snap back before standing. “Look, I have been taking your shit all night.”
“Rafi,” you plead, but you know there’s no use, plus, your father deserves this.
“I am in love with your daughter,” Raf states firmly. “And in about six months, maybe even sooner, I’m gonna come back and ask for your permission to marry her. So you can either accept that we’re in love, and get ready for that day, or you can continue to reject me. Either way ends with her walking down the aisle to me.”
Your cheeks heated at the words, he was already thinking of marriage? You liked that a lot…
Your father looked Rafael over before giving him a nod, “I’m never gonna like you.”
“I’m not asking you to sir.”
“But I will tolerate you for my daughters sake.”
You and Raf both sign in relief. You squeeze his hand from under the table.
“You wanna marry me?” You whisper to him, a giggly mess.
He nods, “since the day I met you, Carino.”

blessyou2000  asked:

5 pleaseee~? >~<

5. Tell us some funny drunk story. 

Well okay, since you asked so nicely haha.

Most of my drunk stories are actually pretty embarrassing but like… what the hell. Lol

How about the first time I got drunk? It was just off of shots of Pucker Cherry vodka. (Which tastes like cough medicine btw.) It was at a friend’s house and we were there with her, another friend of mine, my boyfriend at the time, and my friend’s mom. 

Basically all I did was shot after shot until all I could do was sing karaoke (I killed Mercy by Duffy), me and one of my friends got into a fight involving wooden spoons, which wasn’t much of a fight but to two drunk teenagers it sure seemed like it. Then my boyfriend and I went outside and I earned my first hoe story by giving him a blowjob on the front porch in the middle of the trailer park, then after we all went to bed we had sex in a room full of people. Nbd, right?

(Like I said, kind of embarrassing)

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What stuff do you like? (Baystorm 7.25.2015)
  • Nino: Time offs!
  • Nino: Work!
  • Nino: Privileges are pretty nice too, yeah. I like stuff like that.
  • Nino: Home.
  • Nino: Hmm… What else?
  • Nino: WiFi.
  • Nino: HAHAHAHA
  • -after explaining his first couple of answers-
  • Nino: I grew up in a generation where you can't live without WiFi, okay! These days, people would complain if there's no free WiFi around! Don't judge me! *laughs*