first thing i could think of doing

fandombandomrandom42  asked:

K but fam I need details cause if Dark pulled another anatomy mistake like ulna bone I will laugh forever.

details of what? the persuasion room? well, here’s the description, even if that’s not what you meant

obviously, the first thing i tried to do was leave. bad idea no. 1. he yanked me back to the chair and stood in front of the exit.

secondly, he put on goddamn fourth dimensional handcuffs before i could try and escape again (which we, fucking idiots, mentioned in the general chat) (the fourth dimensional handcuffs, in his words, “would rip you through realities until your physical body was shredded apart” if you went through the door of the persuasion room

thirdly: he finally figured out my fucking name and let me tell you what it’s like to think of hearing your name in h i s voice (jk, imagine it yourself)

i teased him about his fucking tennis racquet. turns out, it’s actually a tennis racquet. y'all never fuckin believe me is2g

and then; here’s where it gets real fun. he brings a fucking thin pole with a sharp, HEATED, tip on it. ya know what he does? he stabbed it into my lung.

lastly, it was a deal of if i came back, that he’d do a strip tease of some sort basically. apparently, by pointing out something he’d said earlier, i weNT BACK (not complaining)
strip tease didn’t happen btw

throughout the whole encounter, y'all are probably thinking i stopped playing my game
oh no
no, no, noooo
i went through that game a l l the way, i literally spat out blood seconds after making a joke

anyways, there is your short recollection. i’ll post highlights soon ~k

April Book Club Picks

Here are three options for next month’s books. These are from different fairy tales- once you guys vote on a book, that fairy tale will be our choice! As you can tell, I’m doing things a little differently each time the first couple months until I can figure out what way works best.

1) The Sacred Lies of Minnow Bly by Stephanie Oakes. Based on the Grimms’ fairy tale Girl With No Hands, Minnow Bly is about a girl escaping from a cult that has taken her family, her freedom, and her hands. After she’s escaped, the cult leader is murdered and Minnow is a suspect. I think this book could be a good choice because it’s based on a fairy tale that doesn’t often get many reimaginings. It’s also much darker than our last book club choice, and it’s a modern retelling. Trigger warnings for graphic violence and implied sexual abuse (based on Goodreads reviews- I have not personally read this book.)

2) Vassa in the Night by Sarah Porter. Based on the Russian tale Vasilisa the Beautiful, this book tells a modern fantasy story about a girl named Vassa who lives in a fairy tale version of New York, complete with talking wooden dolls. Vassa finds herself one night in the convenience store owned by Babs Yagg, a vicious witch. This book might be a fun choice because it’s based on Russian folklore, it’s a modern fantasy which I know many of us adore, and every single review on Goodreads says it’s “really weird.” Trigger warnings I’ve found include blood and violence, but I have not personally read this book.

3) Ash by Malinda Lo. Based on Cinderella, this book tells the story of Ash who meets a dangerous and dark faerie. But she begins to fall in love with Kasia, the king’s huntress and she is torn between faeries and true love. I think this could be a good option because it is one of the rare LGBT fairy tale retellings around, it is another “classic” fantasy setting, and seems to be about grief and recovery. I could not find any trigger warnings for this book. Once again, I have not read the book.

Please vote! The books not picked will be considered again at a later date. Please vote on this post or send me an ask if you prefer to be on anon. So tell me: 1, 2, 3?

tallizorah  asked:

well I'm gonna do the obvious and say skimmons here for it

I really wanted to write today but work was crazy so…this will probably be the only thing I actually “write” today so…Let’s do it! Thanks friend!

Who said “I love you” first:

Daisy had been thinking it pretty much since the very first time they kissed because hello how could you not want to say that to the beautiful Jemma Simmons? But she’s never really said those words before, not since she was little and thought it mattered. So the first time she says it it’s almost an accident, something that slips out while she’s laughing at something ridiculous that Jemma has done and she kinda tries to laugh it off with a roll of her eyes. But she means it, she definitely means it. And later she tells Jemma again without the eye rolling and the laughter because she wants Jemma to know she means it.

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background:

Both of them but definitely Jemma for sure. I mean we all saw who fixated she was on pictures and videos during her time on Maveth so I absolutely believe she’d have the goofiest picture of Daisy possible. And Daisy pretends like it’s terrible but obviously she loves it.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror:

Daisy doodles absently because she has a tendency to let her mind wander while she’s in the bathroom. She does some good thinking while waiting for the shower to heat up, okay? So Jemma notices all her absent doodles: lopsided daises or comically large hearts. And then Jemma starts leaving messages for Daisy and mostly she loves the idea of the messages appearing little by little in the steam of the shower for Daisy to notice.

Who buys the other cheesy gifts:

I think they would both pick things up for each other throughout their various exploits and Daisy keeps a few of the gifts in a place of honor next to her hula girl. Jemma claims she’s never been one for knickknacks but her work space is a testament to all the places Daisy has been.

Who initiated the first kiss:

Jemma “No Chill” Simmons because hello they could be sucked into an alien rock at any time right? You just never know what might happen and Jemma isn’t apt to wait around for something she wants.

Who kisses the other awake in the morning:

Sometimes Daisy has to get up so early it’s still practically night because she’s got a mission or May has roped her into some absurd training. Sometimes Jemma has to get up to go to the lab or leave for a speaking engagement or meeting. Either way, they love the sleepy half-kisses that start their day.

Who starts tickle fights:

Neither. They both have a strict no tickling policy. Tickling is practically torture.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower:

Ask? Daisy doesn’t ask. She just hops right in because Jemma won’t mind, right? And she doesn’t, but that’s beside the point.

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch:

Daisy is always laser-focused in whatever she’s doing, whether she’s working on her computer, studying reports of Inhuman activity or preparing for a mission and sometimes her mind gets so locked in place that she can’t remember anything else outside the task at hand. Jemma always gets a bad rep for forgetting to eat but she knows the importance of three square meals a day and she’s going to make sure that Daisy gets lunch too. Plus they get to eat together, which is always a plus.

Who was nervous and shy on the first date:

They don’t really have a “first date” in the strict sense of the word. They’ve had so many dates and firsts and once their first official meeting involved trying to stop a guy from exploding and then they had to keep their airplane from exploding…? Kinda hard to be nervous on a date. But even still, Daisy is more shy and quiet than usual because things like this don’t work out for her and she’s a little terrified of saying or doing the wrong thing that makes Jemma change her mind about moving from friends to something else and it manifests itself into quiet nervousness. 

Who kills/takes out the spiders:

Daisy. Ain’t nobody got time for all those legs.

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk:

Jemma “No Chill” Simmons and Daisy loves it because her accent gets thicker and her cheeks get all rosy and she puts her arm around Daisy’s shoulder as she alternates between whispering sweet-nothings in her ear and loudly assuring the team that Daisy “rocks her world.” And also that she loves her. In case that wasn’t clear.

tygermama  asked:

How do Obi Wan and Edie react the first time Edie is mistaken for Obi Wan's daughter?

On the inside, they’re both thrilled. Edie could die she’s so happy. Obi-Wan could cry because he already considers her his daughter and he loves her so much.

On the outside, they both do that “Oh, uh, well, but, you see” thing and explain that she’s his padawan and blah blah blah.

But the idea never really leaves them and they both go back to it, thinking about what life would be like if they weren’t Jedi and just father and daughter. Of course both of them love the idea. Obi-Wan wants so badly to be out of the war and the stress that it’s put on the Jedi. He wants to just teach Edie and take her on non-life-threatening missions and help her grow. He doesn’t want to be dodging death every other day. Edie thinks it would be amazing to have Obi-Wan all to herself every single day, learning from him and playing and exploring and being together without the strains of the Jedi. She likes being a Jedi, but it’s hard and sometimes she doubts whether she’ll ever become a knight at all, so a calm life without those worries appeals to her greatly.

Maybe after the war ends, and the Jedi are still alive, Obi-Wan takes Edie on an extended mission to one of the lesser-used Temples. It’s still kept up and in good condition, but it’s quiet and secluded and they can be as close to each other and as silly as they want because there’s no one watching over them and critiquing their every move. Edie is free to feel all her emotions without fear of scolding from the masters, and Obi-Wan is free to do the same, but he is also free to encourage Edie’s creative side instead of just her fighting techniques. There’s not a lot of time in war for crafts. Now there is.

Ultimatum

Ultimatum

Been messing around in Ren’Py trying to learn some basic programming. I have something that’s functional, but I’ve been trying to think of what else I could try to do.

Inspired by the Nier: Automata soundtrack, I thought about dynamic music - how the same track is done at different intensities and crossfades as the action picks up or slows down. I wondered if such a thing could be done in Ren’Py, and after playing Detective Google and doing some tinkering of my own, I discovered you can!

So, here’s the first track, all three stages, that I’ve made with that in mind. I don’t know how often I’d be able to use such a technique (if at all), but the fact that I can has me very happy.

anonymous asked:

So I have a friend and I *think* I have an aesthetic crush on her. I always want to be around her and I've become super clingy. However, we r both girls and there are quite a few homophobes at my little private school. Since I'm gray-ro ace, I dont know how to tell her that I think she is super pretty and I wanna hang out. PS the main reason I am super nervous is i had a similar crush on another girl and she ended up being homophobic and we lost our friendship and I dont want it happening again

first, talk to her about gay relationships & stuff to see if she’s homophobic. if she is pretty welcoming, you might want to start doing romantic type things that could still be considered platonic. go on random “dates” & watch movies at each other’s house or something. then sometime you could talk to her about being gay & possibly wanting a romantic relationship with her
-victra

I’m not sure what’s going on anymore

So, I think fairies The Gentry might be real. On of the swim team lost this sweatshirt that they were really attached to and I helped them find it. As a sort of thank you, they let me borrow their mood ring and told me to look through it. At first I just did it to humour them but I saw…things. They said I would be fine as long as I followed the rules.

I guess I know why Willow has been being so protective. I recognized some of the students from Madam Oolong’s. They looked so different through the mood ring. If Willow sees them like that all the time, no wonder she’s scared. I think I’m going to see if I can get some iron charms for her collar. @the-cicero you could do that for me, right?

Then there’s the fact that @followmetothewillow got kidnapped. I heard something about the fox court? Is that part of the fairy Gentry thing? Then @tiredgremlin and @briarsofelsewhere went to save her and either Egg attacked Thorns, Thorns’ alter, Rowan, attacked Egg, or something. I honestly don’t know. Also apparently Dirt died but is better now.

I mean, I feel really bad for Thorns. What ever trauma caused her to gain such an angry, violent alter must have been horrible. It might even have been life threatening from what Rowan has said. I wish I could help them in some way. I wish I could help all of them. Do you think paying a visit to Dirt makes sense? Maybe bring her some food and tea? I want to check on Egg to but it might not be safe.

Knowone, will you come hang out with me for a bit? I’ll make more quesadillas.

Bullying: Time to talk about it

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Up till recently, bullying was for me just a big word that my favorite books spat out from time to time. At times, people talked about it around me. Other times, some sang about it. But never did I really witness one until this week.

I must admit that my first few years in high school were mostly spent in naivety and ignorance. I did not have many friends, mostly the characters from The Vampire Diaries and The Princess Diaries, so you could say I was living in a bubble/cavern.

But for the past four years, I have been connecting to people and now, I know things. One of them is bullying.

I can’t say I understand how victims feel because I never went through it. I can’t say why I think people do it; I don’t understand. What I can say though is that I know it is completely wrong and it should not be happening… Nothing excuses anybody from ill-treating someone.

Moreover, I think that the internet and all those shiny-looking apps are what helped this issue grow bigger. Nowadays, you get easily spammed with hate messages on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram… you name it and there are thousands, if not more, kids being bullied. And this is sick! It does not only happen at school; it follows you home. It grows on you like a mushroom, feeds off your soul and strangles you till you are left with no tears. For me, it’s a black hole that never stops spinning and the walls are made of electric fence. Every single time you get electrocuted but, unlike popular belief, the pain doesn’t go away; it freaking intensifies until your world becomes drowned in one color!

I have a friend, nice girl with just the right overdose of sensibility. She’s fun to talk to and I always enjoy her cheeriness and good taste for music. Last year, in fact, we were in the same squad and it was a new type of experience. But we kind of walked out at the same time… I had my studies to focus on and she apparently had issues with one of the ‘leaders’. I did not know that at the time. All I knew was my big dreams starting to take shape and my new year’s resolutions which were bound to fail. But meanwhile, she was being constantly downgraded, her self esteem got shot and her health deteriorated.

It was bad, really, to not see her around for days and whenever she came, she looked frail and would always complain about a headache…

Then we talked seriously; the other girl had been bullying her, with the help of the rest. Whatsapp status (it had not been updated yet then…), Instagram stories, Facebook posts and what not. The girls in the squad would laugh at her cause of her fragile state, running their mouth about how she posted that pic and wore that dress… I mean, how sick are you to mock someone for being ill? Either you’re an idiot and you have no idea what being ill means or you really need a check up at the psychiatrist…

People get hurt by your actions… So what if a person walked away from your friendship? So what if a person decided to speak their voice out and disagree with you? It’s their right! How desperate are you that you gossip loudly about them in the bus and laugh when they say they are ill?

This is not right at all. And that is why some decide to end up their life, get involved with drugs, drop out of school or runaway. You don’t really know how that person’s family life is. You don’t know what goes on in their mind 24/7. It’s the same as no one knows what’s happening in your life and what problem you’re trying to fight off. If you can’t get that in your thick skull, then I’m sorry but you’re a prick, brainless idiot, airbag, dumbhead… All the terms you used to harm others.

Bullying is bad! Is it not enough that masses have to face famine, war, global warming, epidemies, apocalypse… Do we really need that stupid drama?

Hope that this gets passed around because unfortunately, some people need a reality check…

Thank you for showing your support!

-Ally

anonymous asked:

do you not like katie? Or is it just that you don't ship superc*rp and like the writing for lena is pretty lazy?? I'm actually a huge fan of hers but an so annoyed that she is now committed to supergirl for another season :///

I hear she’s actually a lovely person and is certainly the first to admit she’s not a trained actress (although… there are ample opportunities to train, even when working? So I don’t… entirely get that?) I think honestly she could do better for herself in a role where she could at least do the accent, but American show money is decent, so get yours girl.

My thing is if they’ve gone from Calista and Laura to Chris and Katie, that’s a reflection on the budget and the quality of the scripts, not to mention the location. Unfortunately, that’s not a level of talent I can put up with on a show, no matter how lovely and talented Melissa, Chyler and David still are. It’s turning into another comic book show where people phone it in so long as there’s a ‘shoutout’, e.g. casting Lois and Hercules, so eh. Not for me. 

anonymous asked:

Which Disney Prince do you think Tom would be and which Disney princess do you think you would be?

I don’t know if I’ve ever been a ‘princess’ person, really. The riding-in-pumpkin-carriages and singing-about-true-love’s-kiss never seemed like something I could get into. I’ve always been more of a Wizard of Oz fan, myself.

But if I had to settle on one, I wouldn’t entirely mind being Merida from Brave for a day. I like the way she thinks, the way she makes her fate her own. I can say from experience that that’s a difficult thing to do, and I’d bet even more so with all of that curly orange hair in her face.

And as for @askthomasvincentkeen​, he talked earlier about maybe being like [Flynn Rider], but between you and me, I’m pretty sure that Flynn was the first of the very few significant male Disney character he knows of and could think of on the spot. Regardless, it was pretty accurate.

anonymous asked:

Hello Maël! First of all: your music is perfect for relaxing or studying, so thank you for this blessing. ♡ And also: Do you know mt. Marcy? If yes, is there any possibility that you and them could collab one day? 'Cause your music is similar and I think you two would make a nice combo! ((And I apologize if you've answered this before... ^^;))

hey, thank u !! yeah i know him, he’s really a cool person ! it will probably be a thing someday :)

evadoragray  asked:

OK so about 2 years ago one of my friends told me she like me, at the time I thought I was straight. We dated for 4 months till I moved, but I moved back and we dated for 6 more months. Then yesterday she told me she was forced into being bi by her first girlfriend and didn't want to hurt me, but she thinks she's straight. But after all Te girls she's dating and things she's done I don't think she could be straight, what do I do I've loved her for 2 year and then she tells me it's all a lie.

Tell her that you know she’s lying and it hurts even more when she tells a lie. Maybe she thinks it will be better and easier for you to move on if you know that, but you should talk once more and ask her to say you the truth about did she ever liked you

The Seventh Wheel: A Case for Black Lion Lance

Alternatively titled: Lance Deserves The World Because He is My Son and I Love Him

Okay, so Shiro’s gone and someone’s gotta fill his big ass shoes. In the toss-up between him, Allura, and Keith, I’m going to be arguing in this post that Lance could be the guy to do it. And, fair warning, this is going to be ridiculously (like, ridiculously) long lmao so here’s the TL;DR right now: I think that a) Lance already shows the character traits of a good leader, and b) there’s a good chance of him becoming one, given his impending character arc. 

It also has a chance of not happening, of course, but who cares?? I already started writing this thing, so:

Alright, let’s begin at the beginning, because that’s always a good place to start.

Lance is first introduced to the audience as the classic loud, arrogant, goofy flirt. The perfect comic relief character. He rescues a guy because his “rival” was gonna do it first and he can’t have that, the first thing he does in the giant robot cat is fart, and he hits on a girl who just fell out of a pod in a magic castle. He’s there to make you laugh.

I can’t imagine anyone looking at a character like that and “You know what? This guy could be a leader.” Allura says it herself in episode 1. The black lion is supposed to be the decisive head of Voltron, a person who’s a natural born leader, who’s in control, and,

Basically, calm, collected, and respected. “A natural born leader.” So, definitely not Lance. Case closed.

But, not really. Because Lance actually is calm and collected. He’s just not respected. He has all the leadership traits– the problem is that he’s not treated as someone who could be a leader.

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(3/3) “The doctors discovered a tumor on Mom’s spine in 2007. She spent four years being really sick. First she couldn’t walk. Then she couldn’t move her arms, or her hands. When she died she could only move her head. My father took care of her. I don’t think there was emotion involved. I think he was just concerned about doing the correct thing. He’d openly say: ‘I hate this so much.’ But he did it. Mom died three years ago. When she realized she didn’t have much time, she really encouraged me to get closer to my siblings. She also encouraged me to travel. She’d say: ‘Go explore. Forget about me. You’re different. I want you to find people like you.’ She was always so worried about me being alone. And sometimes I do feel alone now that she’s gone. I don’t know who to call when I accomplish something. I miss her so much. But I always try to be like her. My whole life I’ve tried to be like her. I can be shy. I can isolate myself. Sometimes I remind myself of my father. But I have always tried to be my mother.”

(Santiago, Chile)

You know what else I’d love to randomly see? Ladybug and Chat Noir heading into an akuma battle during an ongoing argument. The whole time they’re working together they’re just bickering about something stupid and completely ignoring the poor akuma victim’s rage.

Chat Noir: *dodging attacks* And I’m saying we SHOULD be allowed to give each other Christmas presents. Honestly buginette, I love you, but do you really think we’re going to figure each other’s identities out by some cheap gift?
Ladybug: Okay, first of all, you are NOT getting me a cheap gift, because I wouldn’t get YOU a cheap gift. *launches Chat at the victim to get their possessed item* Second of all we should be ruling out even the smallest thing that could give each other away!
Chat Noir: *is knocked away by the akuma victim* So you’re saying that if I gave you a nondescript diamond necklace you’d be able to figure out who I am?
Ladybug: HOW is a diamond necklace nondescript, Chat Noir?? How many people can afford a diamond necklace???
Chat Noir: More people than you think, Ladybug!
Akuma Victim: EXCUSE YOU I’M TRYING TO MONOLOGUE HERE
Ladybug and Chat Noir: SHUT UP!
Akuma Victim: *cowers*
Ladybug: *snatches the item herself and breaks it over her knee* And another thing—!
Chat Noir: *throws arms in the air as she purifies the butterfly*
Hawk Moth: …wtf just happened?

Adrinette Bonus Round 

Adrien: Hey Marinette, can I ask you something?
Marinette: Sure.
Adrien: Would you call a diamond necklace nondescript?
Marinette: *scowls* NO, I WOULDN’T. *stomps off*
Adrien: What the heck is her problem?? *annoyed*

concept: Jack Zimmermann walked in on Shitty holding the “yo marry me jack zimmermann” sign once and kind of winked and said “i think you’re gonna have to buy me dinner first, eh?” and shitty fell over laughing and when jack caught bitty holding it he had ever intention of doing the same thing but then his mind went blank and all he could picture was marrying bitty, but somehow, still didn’t realize how gone he was on him 

  • teacher: *mentions chromosomes*
  • me: nice filthy frank reference
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After much discussion, the admins have come up with the prompts for McHanzo Week! They’re listed below, along with some suggestions for what you could possibly do with each prompt (below the cut).

THE PROMPTS

  • Day 1 – First Time
  • Day 2 – Domestic Life
  • Day 3 – Alternate Universe
  • Day 4 – Role Reversal
  • Day 5 – Young Love
  • Day 6 – Ultimate Swap
  • Day 7 – Holiday Season

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whys no one talking about how he could have ended up looking like this??? looking like the rebellious type, the kind who doesn’t adhere to rules and prefers to do their own thing,…….kinda like genji, yeah?

to see hanzo shimada, traditional garb wearing and hair styled boy following all the rules and even going as far as to severely punish and decease his own brother for not following the clan rules, looking like this?? all i can think is that his brother’s death had him regretful and wishing he could have done something else. so with him leaving the clan??? i feel like he had a moment of “fuck it” and decided to do EVERYTHING he would have been punished for. weird hair style? got. piercings? got.  no traditional japanese/shimada clan wear? got. 

LIKE. I CANT STOP THINKING HE WAS THINKING OF HIS BROTHER WHEN HE FIRST GOT A PIERCING, OR WHEN HE FIRST GOT THAT UNDERCUT. THAT HE DECIDED TO TRY THINGS GENJI’S WAY, TO BETTER UNDERSTAND HIM!!!!!!!! please talk about this possibility 

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You do that thing of trying to chase down the job, sounding incredibly confident because you never think you’ll get it. And then you get offered the job, and you have a moment of euphoria, and then you basically want to be sick for the first year. I’m just one gigantic ball of rancid fear and self-consciousness. I’m entirely fueled by fear, so the fact that I knew it could be a catastrophic disaster made me unable to sleep, and made me work quite hard.