first laugh of the day

When you see a hot girl for the first time and realise that you might not be as heterosexual as you first thought.


i thought that in spirit of this holiday i would make some valentine’s day cards 

remember when

pairing: mark x reader
genre/warning: no warning. fluff. 
word count: 411
description: based on ed sheeran’s ‘castle on the hill’ from his new album divide.
a/n: mark’s was a bit rough last go around, so we thought he deserved something sweet this time. 

“What about this picture?” Your daughter asks. You finish folding her shirt and place it in her drawer before walking over to see what picture she’s pointing at. It’s of you and Mark. Your arm is in a cast, and Mark looks like he wants to die. You laugh remembering that day. “That was the first time I met your grandma and grandpa. We’d gone on a hike with them, and your daddy accidentally knocked me down a hill.” You couldn’t keep a straight face as you told the story. The fall had hurt like hell, and you’d broken your arm, but Mark had spent the next couple months being your personal servant. Jackson had even bought him a maid outfit which he had worn. Sadly, that picture had not made it into the photo album.

“What about this one?” You lean over to get a better look at the picture and feel a pair of arms slipping around your waist. A chin rests on your shoulder.

“That’s the first time I kissed mommy. I don’t think I did it right.” Mark laughs in your ear. Your heart flips at the sound or maybe it was the memory of that first kiss. You two had been hanging out with Jinyoung and JB. The boys had been playing ridiculous games, making the losers do even more ridiculous things. Mark had lost a game to Jinyoung, and Jinyoung said he had to kiss you. You’d tried to run away because you liked Mark and your first kiss with him wasn’t going to happen because Jinyoung told him to. He’d chased you around eventually getting a hold of your face. He’d planted a kiss on you, and you smacked him. JB had taken the photo right after the smack.

“What about this one?” Mark leaves your waist and goes to sit beside your daughter. He takes her into his lap and situates the photo album so it lays across the both of them.

“That’s a very special picture. You’re mommy took that after telling me the best news.” He leans his head back to smile up at you.

“What news?”

“That I was going to be a daddy to the sweetest, most wonderful girl that has ever existed.” Your daughter squeals and reaches around to give her daddy a hug. She continues to point to pictures and ask about them, and you watch and listen as Mark tells the stories behind each of them.

I could lie. I could tell everyone that I’m over you and that you weren’t worth my time. I could even say I didn’t love you in the first place. But at the end of the day, your laugh still cancels the sound of all else that is happening in the room. Your hello is the best part of my day and is the worst part of my night because the mere thought of you gives me mild insomnia. At the end of the day, my stomach wasn’t hurting because of the hearty breakfast I had that morning but instead because of the reoccurring butterflies you unintentionally give me.
—  i could lie.

chimngi  asked:

hello, can you do a reaction of bts to their crush looks cold but actually is a nice person who does not speak much, who cares about the problems of others? (except all that concerns the love because she never lived it) (:

This is so cute oml😭❤️

SeokJin: Although you seemed cold and closed off Jin was determined to get to know you. He would make attempts everyday to talk to you and the first day he made you laugh was one he was going to remember. Once he really got to know you he was amazed to find out how kind you are which only made him fall for you even more.

Yoongi: Yoongi himself has never been very outgoing so when he started developing a crush on you the feeling was foreign to him. He was the one to make the first move and try to talk to you. He was nervous but each day he would try a little bit more and when you slowly started to open up to him he was amazed at how kind and generous you are.

Hoseok: Hoseok has always had a bright personality so when he first realized he had a crush on you he didn’t know what he was going to do so he did what he does best… he was himself. Each day he would greet you with a bright smile along with your favorite drink and it became routine. With time you even started to open up to him and he started to fall in love with you.

Namjoon: Namjoon is understanding when it comes to personal space and not making someone uncomfortable so when he first saw you he knew you were closed off to most people but he could also tell how you were kind and always thinking of others, which made him want to get to know you more even if it meant just spending time with you in silence.

Jimin: Jimin has always liked attention so when he tried to get yours and you looked the other way he was confused. After a while he discovered that you have your walls up but he was willing to take the time to get to know you. The first time he sat down next to you he was shy but with time he let his personality  out and so did you. He was amazed at what a kind and beautiful person you were inside and out.

Taehyung: Taehyung would be determined to find out more about you from the moment he first saw you. He thought you were so beautiful but when he tried to talk to you you didn’t seem too interested but Taehyung was determined. After a few months he figured out that although you may seem cold that you’re actually very kind and caring, beautiful inside and out which drew him to yo even more.

Jungkook: Jungkook isn’t good with girls, he has always been shy but approaching you was easy even if you seemed disinterested. He would still be a bit shy at first but to get to know you more he would offer to buy you lunch or coffee and after a few failed attempts you agreed. It became a regular thing between you two and Jungkook really admired you for being so sweet and so caring.

texts from my friends part 2
  • aries: Yes please now please food please Senpai
  • taurus: i was like, screw this i have cable to watch
  • gemini: this cookie satisfies all of my sexual desires
  • cancer: I don't have a phone and it's slowly murdering me inside
  • leo: The whole idea of boys still just makes me laugh too much
  • virgo: first day and I'm already 90% done with this shit
  • libra: She has no chill and a lot of catholicsm
  • scorpio: Text me that picture of me crying
  • sagittarius: you can't get me. I'm batman.
  • capricorn: calm down there cool aid man
  • aquarius: if I had a postman pat kink, which I do,
  • pisces: my stomach is like a black hole, I just keep eating and eating and it never gets filled


I think it’s true that you might meet somebody in your life that you’ll never quite get over.
Maybe because it was your first love or your truest possibly.
But you’ll never really stop wondering what would have happened, if things had been different. Some of those memories keep haunting you, and you’ll still find yourself missing them at the most ridiculous times - ten years after you were over.
Maybe their favorite song suddenly starts playing on the radio, or your new love is asking about your past and you find yourself mentioning their name.
It doesn’t really hurt like it used to, it doesn’t mean you still haven’t moved on or you’re not able to love someone new. It simply means that they made too big of an impact on your life - taught you a lesson, maybe, or really helped shape you into who you are today - to just forget about them.
So it sometimes stings a little again, you feel this spark of disappointment knowing that they’ve probably never thought of you again.

—  It’s okay, I’ll live with your memory.
That’s the secret to performance: conviction. The right note played tentatively still misses its mark, but play boldly and no one will question you.

Seraphina by Rachel Hartman.

Or, as I’ve been saying to my cast for two months: if you fuck up, fuck up with confidence.

NAME: Deen.
GENDER:  Lady lady lady.
HAIR COLOR: …Red… Brown… Blonde… It’s a mess right now please believe.

FAVORITE COLOR: Pink / Red / Mint Green.
LAST SHOW YOU WATCHED: The Walking Dead / Into The Badlands.

WHAT’S YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT YOUR MUSE?  He’s a mess, but he tries his best and always tries his best to keep a positive outlook – I find that admirable.


WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE KINDS OF THREADS? Angst, probably. Not intentionally, it just seems as though most of my threads take that direction.

ARE YOU A SELECTIVE ROLEPLAYER?  I mean, people generally area when they know what they’re looking for, right?

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE MUSE (IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE)?  Aside from Scott? Chris Argent from Teen Wolf, Jordan Parrish from Teen Wolf, Roy Mustang from Full Metal Alchemist, and Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries (I just had a lot of really good plots/threads on him tbh)

WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO JOIN THE FANDOM?  It’s not so much the fandom that reeled me in, but the character. I just really liked what I saw of Scott in the movie so I wanted to know more about him and honestly I have zero regrets.


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  • Interviewer: Asexuality is something that is more of an identifiable, publicly-discussed thing now than it was when Jughead was first introduced. Being girl-averse was often played for laughs in the early days, but would you say your take on him is somewhat asexual, or just that he's nonconformist and Riverdale being so romance-centric requires a different take?
  • Chip Zdarsky: Yeah, for the stories it's good to have someone not as mired in the hormonal teen romances, and it adds to that "outside-looking-in" quality I talked about before. I'm writing him as asexual, but this is comics, yeah? The next writer could make him discover girls or boys or both and that's totally fine. There have been iterations of Jughead over the decades where he HAS been interested in girls, so there's room to play around if someone was inclined. For me though, I like an asexual Jughead. That's more interesting to me than writing him as just being behind everyone developmentally.