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Dating Jeff Atkins Would Include...

This was requested by a lovely anon :) I hope I did a decent job I did write this while on the train towards college so it might not be as good but I kept the car accident out of this one just to keep it light :) 

Originally posted by 13-lara

- Studying together, the two of you always study on Wednesday nights usually at your house since your parents work late and always leave you dinner money so Jeff comes over and you study together and order pizza for dinner 

- Going for late night drives, Jeff loves driving especially at night so on warm summer nights he picks you up and he drives around with the windows down and the music turned up loud

- Dates to the cinema, your favourite place to go on dates is to the cinema to see whatever movie is on it was were you and Jeff had your first date and now you go there every year on your anniversary 

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anonymous asked:

Can you do some Jefftony or Nesspaula? (If you want to ofc!)

Why not…both?!

I haven’t drawn any JeffTony yet so this was a very good excuse to practice;;

i need to take a moment to appreciate chris argent smiling at melissa mccall like the fucking sun just came out rip me i need to go settle down in my grave and wait for the end

Tag Partner

Originally posted by its-my-yard

A/N: I suck at writing matches, so that’s why I skipped over it. I hope you still enjoy it! :D

Pairing: Jeff Hardy X F!Reader

Summary: The Hardyz are in need of a tag partner to go against Edge, Christian and Lita. You join them on your first night and Jeff has an instant attraction to you. What will happen after the match? (I suck at summaries)

Warnings: Swearing?? NSFWish???? (No Smut! Sorry I can’t write that for shit)

Word Count: 800+


Jeff and Matt stood in the ring, anger rolling off them in waves. They couldn’t find one woman that would wrestle with them. Not a single one!

“You don’t have a third partner! You know what that means, right? We win by default!” Edge laughed.

The ring announcer stepped into the ring, microphone in his hand. “And the winners by default-”

Your music cut the announcer off. You came walking down the ramp, hands hitting against the fans.

“Oh my god! Who  is this?!”

“My god! It’s Y/N!”

The crowd screamed and cheered, you weren’t sure if it was because of you or if it was because the Hardyz could perform.

You slid into the ring and stepped in front of the Hardyz. You stared at Lita from across the ring.

Matt and Jeff were in shock and couldn’t believe that you would be fighting along side them. You were a part of them now.

“You ready, boys?! We’re going to kick their asses!” Matt gave you a nod, a smirk gracing his face. Jeff on the other hand, just looked at you, his eyes raking up and down your body.

Your face flushed as you slipped out of the ring and onto the apron.


You threw your arms in the air. You picked up the win after hitting Lita with your finisher. Matt slipped into the ring after stopping Edge from breaking the pin.

Jeff slipped into the ring and pulled you up and into his arms, Matt wrapped his arms around the both out you as the crowd cheered so loud it was almost deafening.

The chanting your name. You raised Jeff’s hand as the ref raised yours and Matt’s.


You followed the boys up the ramp and through the curtain. Matt tossed an arm around your shoulders. “Holy crap! You were great out there!”

You smiled up at Matt. “Thanks. I’m really glad my first night could be with you guys.”

Matt rubbed your back before pulling away. “I need to shower. I’ll see you around.”

You nodded your head, turning to Jeff who was looking at you, his eyes once again raking up your body.

You couldn’t help but check him out yourself. His body covered in sweat, his chest rising and falling with quick, rapid breaths. You bit your lip as your mind filled with inappropriate thoughts of what he might look like after…

He licked his lips and then made eye contact.

“Uh, see ya around, Jeff.” You were quick to walk away, towards the locker room. You didn’t want Jeff to see the red rushing to your face.

Just as you were about to push the door open a strong hand stopped you. Turning, you were met with Jeff.

“You were amazing out there. Your finishing move was killer.”

“Thank you.” You smile shyly, looking at your ring boots.

“Congratulations on picking up the win and getting the crowd on your side already,” Jeff said, stepping closer.

“I think that was because of you guys. I couldn’t have debuted with anyone better.”

“Can I ask you something?” Finally looking up, you could see softness in Jeff’s eyes. “Sure.”

“Would you like to go out sometime? Get dinner or something?” You bit your lip and nodded. “I would love to.”

Jeff stepped closer and was quick to attach his lips to yours. You were shocked, to say the least. I mean, yeah he was hot as fuck and you wanted to kiss him since you laid your eyes on him. But you were excepting him to kiss you right away.

It took you a moment or so to finally kiss back, once you did, you wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him into you. One of Jeff’s hands slid into your hair while the only laid on the small of your back, pressing you closer to his body.

He slips his hand down your back, grabbed and squeezed your ass. You moaned as you pulled away, taking quick breaths. Your hands gripped his shoulders and he began kissing down your neck, his hands gripping your hips and ass.

He shoved you into the locker room door. You slid your hands up his shirt, digging your nails into his chest.

“Jeff!” You moaned. He smiled against your neck. “Wait…Wait a second.” He pulled away from your neck. “Don’t you think you should take a lady on a date first?”

Jeff smiled. “I am taking you on a date. Just not right now.” With that, he reached up and turned the knob on the door. You both tumbled into the room.

Jeff kicked the door shut behind him as he held you up. You pushed him up against the door and fumbled to lock the door.

You kissed him roughly, as he flipped you so you were now pressed against the door. “Take it off!” You whispered into the kiss, tugging on his shirt. Jeff chuckled before stepping back and pulling his shirt over his head.

You felt up his chest, biting your lip. “Fuck…” You whispered. “Take yours off. Now.”

Slowly you pulled your ring top over your head, leaving you in your bra. Jeff moaned at the site of you. “Fuck. You’re in for one hell of a ride, Darlin’.”


‘Mhm. That was in-fuckin’-credible.’ Low hum of satisfaction rumbled passed Jeff’s lips, trailing a row of kisses along the other person’s shoulder before nuzzling into the nape of their neck. He’d joined Big Brother in search of a good time and they had sure as shit found one together earlier. ‘Ready to go again or you need to take a breather?’

Comedians in a nutshell

Jim Gaffigan: I love food so much none of you even understand

Jeff Dunham: I’m a normal guy with a fun life and a nice family haha :-)
Jeff Dunham: now let me bring out my first puppet
Puppet: HAIL SATAN MAKE 9/11 HAPPEN AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bo Burnham: guys seriously I’m not gay
Bo Burnham: someone has to insert their penis in my asshole right now

Kevin Hart: GUYS DID YOU KNOW I’M SHORT AND BLACK DIDYA DIDYA DIDYA

Chris Rock: I’M GONNA REPEAT THIS SETENCE FIVE TO TEN TIMES BEFORE I MAKE MY JOKE
Chris Rock: I’M GONNA REPEAT THIS SETENCE FIVE TO TEN TIMES BEFORE I MAKE MY JOKE
Chris Rock: I’M GONNA REPEAT THIS SETENCE FIVE TO TEN TIMES BEFORE I MAKE MY JOKE
Chris Rock: I’M GONNA REPEAT THIS SETENCE FIVE TO TEN TIMES BEFORE I MAKE MY JOKE
Chris Rock: I’M GONNA REPEAT THIS SETENCE FIVE TO TEN TIMES BEFORE I MAKE MY JOKE

Daniel Tosh: if I don’t personally offend at least 1000 people tonight my life will be over

Louis C.K: have you ever woken up with your mouth in your own asshole I have

Bill Burr: WAKE THE FUCK UP AMERICA IF I SPEAK LOUDER WILL THAT MAKE ME FUNNIER

Gabriel Iglesias: I’m so Spanish lol
Gabriel Iglesias: why does everyone call me Spanish???????
Gabriel Iglesias: *makes impersonation of a Spanish guy
Gabriel Iglesias: food
Gabriel Iglesias: I’m fluffy

Dane Cook: GUYS CHECK OUT THIS NEW INFORMATION I JUST RECEIVED
so appARENTLY cows have these things like UTTERS and they’re pink and they have like FIVE penises and I just find it SO FASCINATING :ooooOOOOoooooo

Lewis Black: So politics are really stupid but I’m gonna talk about them
Lewis Black: so yeah democrats are retarded and SO ARE THE REPUBLICANS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING POLITICIAN IS FUCKING RETARDED AND ANDKSHALDNSLJSOEJSPSLSJDJSLSJKSDBKS *explodes*

George Carlin: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA GOD ISN’T REAL YOU STUPID RETARDED WASTE OF HUMAN LIVES DIE DIE DIE EVERYONE DIE

Fun Behind The Scene

Teen Wolf Cast X Reader

Word Count: 559

Requested: Wattpad

Request: heyyy, for your imagines, can you make one that’s just really funny and silly with the whole gang behind the scenes it would be so cute if you can’t its ok tysm ❤

Originally posted by alfatwolf


You walked on set with Pizza and (F/D) sitting in your chair and smirking as the boys looked over at you. “Hey (Y/N).” Dylan O called and you glance up the pizza hanging out of your mouth.
“Yeah.” You mumbled mouth full of pizza.
“Do you wanna share that?” he asked looking at the large Pizza.
“Not really.” You answered.
“Why is that?” he asked as he slowly approached you.
“You guys have to keep you figure, sorry you can’t have.” You answered.
“Well, then we’ll just have to take it!” Cody said his hand reaching down from behind you and grabbing the box.
“Woah! What the hell are you doing?” You said making grabby hands towards the box.
“We’re eating a pizza.” Dylan S answered and you frowned crossing your arms over your chest and tapping your foot.
“Aw don’t be mad.” Tyler P teased. You ignored him and got up leaving.

You laughed at Tyler P answer to one of the question. “This question is for (Y/N).” The girl said and then you looked over smiling.
“Hi.” You greeted “go ahead.”
“So there is always a picture of you with some kind of junk food on set so how comes you never put on weight?” she asked.
“First of all thank you for the compliment and second in answer to your question, the boys always steal it.” You grumbled.
“Yeah the last time was actually quite funny, all the boys are taller than her but for some reason, she thought that she could hold it higher than their heads” Holland started to explain.
“Oh yeah then Dylan just reach over her and grabs her food and then walks away and she stood there for a good 5 seconds in complete shock and then just nodded to herself, do you want to tell them what you said?” Tyler asked looking over at you.
You rolled your eyes and then nodded. “I’m supposed to be taller.”
“It was at that point that we all thought that she had an emotional break because of the look on her face and Holland took her out to get more food because she looked like she was about to cry.”
“Next story!” You called trying to get everyone to move away from your most embarrassing moments.

You sat in a meeting for the next season “(Y/N).” Jeff called and you looked up bringing your (Y/F/D) to lips. “You’ll have a few stunts to do this season…”
You almost choked as you looked up “You did that on purpose.” You mumbled.
“What?” he asked smiling.
“You know what!” You accused.
“I’m not changing my diet…” You mumbled.
“I didn’t ask you to, your trainer might,” Jeff answered.
“You know there’s still time to change this.” You reminded him.
“No there’s not your first training session is now,” Jeff said dropping you off at the gym. You just stood their mouth open as the trainer ushered you inside.

You were laid in star position on the floor “Hey (Y/N) you alright?” Tyler asked sitting in front of you.
“I might just sleep here…” You mumbled face still planted on the floor.
“You want me to carry you?” Tyler asked and you nodded and so that’s what he did and you spent the rest of the day watching movies.

Requests and general question!

This is the demo for the Big Donut training video song from the most recent episode of Steven Universe, “Joking Victim”.  Lyrics by me and Paul Villeco.  Music by Jeff Liu, Rebecca Sugar and me.

Now this just the first part of the song.  The other verses were separated out so that we could transition between them and make it seem like Steven had been watching the video forever.  But the bonus of this demo is you get to hear me get really goofy at the end.

In the actual episode, Mr. Smiley (played by Sinbad) sings this tune.  It was one of the highlights of my life to get in the booth and nervously ask a legendary comedian to sing a jingle I wrote about donuts.  But he did it and it was great!

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