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Insulting Haikyuu!! Pickup Lines 2
Insulting Haikyuu!! Pickup Lines 2

Akaashi: Bokuto loving you is like looking at the ranking of top spikers
Bokuto: Aww, that’s so sweet, because you’d have to travel the entire country to find anyone better than me?
Akaashi: Because I never had to worry about you coming first
Bokuto: [dejected mode initiate]

Iwaizumi: Oikawa you’re like my little candy apple
Oikawa: I just know this is going to be an insult you can’t fool me
Iwaizumi: Because you’re so sweet on the outside
Oikawa: Oh that’s actually kind of nice
Iwaizumi: And trash on the inside
Oikawa: Iwa-chan! Mean!

Nishinoya: Asahi loving you should be illegal
Asahi: Aww, thank yo- wait, why?
Nishinoya: Because most adults would see me next to you and call the cops
Asahi: I don’t look that old!

Kuroo: Tsukishima you’re like the moon
Tsukishima: Ethereal?
Kuroo: No, because 12 men have had their turn on it
Tsukishima: That’s 12 more than you’ll ever get you nerd

Lev: Yaku, you look like a thousand bucks today
Yaku: Wow, thanks Lev, how unusually kind of you
Lev: Because I can fit you in my pocket
Yaku: You have five seconds headstart to run away

6-Month Update for Trump Voters

So after six months, has he delivered what he promised you?

1. He told you he’d repeal Obamacare and replace it with something “beautiful.” You bought it. But he didn’t repeal and he didn’t replace. (Just as well: His plan would have knocked at least 22 million off health insurance, including many of you.)

2. He told you he’d cut your taxes. You bought it. But tax “reform” is stalled. And if it ever moves, the only ones whose taxes will be cut are the wealthy.

3. He told you he’d invest $1 trillion in our nation’ crumbling infrastructure. You bought it. But his infrastructure plan, which was really a giveaway to rich investors, is also stalled.

4. He said he’d clean the Washington swamp. You bought it. But he’s brought into his administration more billionaires, CEOs, and Wall Street moguls than in any administration in history, to make laws that will enrich their businesses, along with former lobbyists, lawyers and consultants who are crafting new policies for the same industries they recently worked for.

5. He said he’d use his business experience to whip the White House into shape. You bought it. But he created the most chaotic, dysfunctional, back-stabbing White House in modern history, in which no one is in charge.

6. He said he’d close “special interest loopholes that have been so good for Wall Street investors but unfair to American workers.“ You bought it. But he picked a Wall Street financier Stephen Schwarzman to run his strategic and policy forum, who compares closing those loopholes to Hitler’s invasion of Poland.

7. He told you he’d “bring down drug prices” by making deals with drug companies. You bought it. But now the White House says that promise is “inoperative.”

8. He said that on Day One he’d label China a “currency manipulator.” You bought it. But then he met with China’s president and declared "China is not a currency manipulator.”

9. He said he wouldn’t bomb Syria. You bought it. But then he bombed Syria.

10. He called Barack Obama “the vacationer-in-Chief” and accused him of playing more rounds of golf than Tiger Woods. He promised to never be the kind of president who took cushy vacations on the taxpayer’s dime, not when there was so much important work to be done. You bought it. But in his first 6 months he has spent more taxpayer money on vacations than Obama did in the first 3 years of his presidency. Not to mention all the money taxpayers are spending protecting his family, including his two sons who travel all over the world on Trump business.

11. He said he’d force companies to keep jobs in America. You believed him. But despite their promises, Carrier, Ford, GM, and the rest are shipping jobs to Mexico and China.

12. He said he’d create coal jobs. You believe him. He hasn’t. But here’s what he has done: Since 1965 a federal program called the Appalachian Regional Commission has spent $23 billion helping communities in coal states fund job retraining, reclaim land, and provide desperately needed social services. A.R.C. helped cut poverty rates almost in half, double the percentage of high-school graduates, and reduce infant mortality by two-thirds. Trump’s first proposed budget eliminates A.R.C.

every type of american cooking show contestant
  • the amateur chef that likes to cook for fun and doesn’t know how they made it that far into the show
  • the struggling chef with a tragic backstory
  • the loud italian that won’t stop making italian food and announcing that they’re italian every chance they get
  • the chef that’s only good at making desserts and panics when it’s an entrée
  • the southern chef that goes on about fried chicken, sweet potatoes, pies, corn, and their family of 40 all the time
  • the care-free charismatic chef that’s just there for the experience and is okay with going home
  • that one chef that always does everything last minute and can’t manage their time even if their life depended on it
  • the chef that’s always safe and never wins anything and then the one time they try and do something different they get eliminated
  • the one stressed-out chef that never knows what the hell they’re doing but manages to succeed and pull-through with their dish every time
  • the overconfident hardcore chef that wants to destroy everybody there and tries to cheat if they get the chance
  • the asian chef that makes delicious dishes and plates them in a gorgeous way every time
  • the edgy chef with tattoos up and down their arms that no one really has a problem with
  • an extremely experienced chef that shouldn’t even be there
  • the chef that won’t stop taking risks and putting twists on all of their dishes
  • the chef that we barely get to know and gets eliminated first and can barely remember that they ever existed by the end of the show
  • the hipster that always talks about their blog/food photography and gives an “urban” and “rustic” look to all of their dishes for aesthetic and sometimes names their dishes too
  • that one chef that’s a klutz, won’t stop messing up almost every single one of their dishes, always forgets ingredients, and completely doesn’t belong there yet somehow made it farther than most people for no reason whatsoever
  • the californian chef that won’t stop making mexican food and seafood
  • the foreign chef that’s just excited to be on the show
  • that one vegan/vegetarian chef that complains a lot
  • the mom that has kids at home and won’t stop mentioning how she’s cooking for them
  • blackhawks: swept in first round, eliminated from the playoffs
  • analysts: i don't know jim, they're a very dangerous team, I could still see them advancing to the stanley cup final.

topics josh needs to touch in his F2 speech against p*ul:

•how the friendship bracelets set p*ul off at a good start. Of course ppl are going to align with a vet who gifted them with safety for the first elimination

•the pendant of protection and how even though it was given to p*ul fairly, it granted him with a couple weeks of safety and it was a huge lifevest for his game in a house full of sharks. josh did not have that privilege and had to scramble harder to survive week by week during the first half of the game.

•p*ul’s game lacked something that josh’s didn’t. BASIC LOYALTY. josh needs to stress the fact that p*ul constantly turned his back on his alliance members when he felt like he didn’t need them anymore and would lie and say that he didn’t have a hand in their evictions. josh on the other hand stuck to his week one alliance and made it to F3 with them.

•p*ul’s a rat just like he was in bb18. p*ul is a huge snitch in secret. he relayed secrets back and forth and swears he did not. he did the same last season

•p*ul’s game isn’t credible. instead of owning up to big moves to houseguests, p*ul would rather sit and act like he was innocent everytime one of his “allies” were “blindsided.” bb masterminds own up to their moves and are respected for it.

•everyone josh called out on their shit, they went home. Also, he was right! kevin had the 25k! mark was a flip-flopper! elena was playing a low game by not creating enimies!

•josh sent home big threats during both of his hohs while p*ul’s first two were flops. like it or not, jess was a dangerous competitor when she wasn’t aligned with cody. alex was a huge threat too! p*ul failed at getting out jody TWICE.

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Last comeback: Shine Forever

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MONSTA X debuted on May 2015 and the members were selected through the survival show NO.MERCY (THAT SHOW SHOOK AND STRESSED ME OUT)

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I honestly want a special All Stars season of Drag Race with all the queens that were eliminated first because I wanna see more from a lot of them? Porkchop’s been the butt of a lot of jokes in the show so like can they bring her back and give her another chance? And Kelly Mantle and Tempest Dujour totally deserve to  show their talents?? Can we have this please?

Jealous Kang Daniel

Member: Kang Daniel

Type: Bulletpoint 

Genre: Fluff

Author’s Note: i’m sorry if this feels rushed bcuz i’m basically just trying to finish all of these requests that have been sitting here for weeks :’)))

Requested Scenario!

Originally posted by peachyniel

  • you and daniel already have an established relationship & you’ve been dating for a couple months already
  • you guys were basically best friends before and daniel finally had the courage to ask you out 
  • and bcuz you were best friends before, you knew alot about each other already and the added thing into the relationship was more affection and lots of pda
  • especially hugs and kisses
  • ok getting onto the actual reason for this scenario
  • btw im just gonna say wanna one boys bcuz im too lazy to list them all and im also establishing that this will be a nonidol!au bcuz yes casual life
  • the wanna one boys wanted to have a hang out at one of their houses for video games and such
  • they decided that the little hangout party should be at ong’s house because he had the best games
  • you arrived at the house and saw all of the wanna one members sitting in front of the tv, some sitting on the floor and some on the couch
  • daniel turned his head to see you come in and a huge smile spread across his face (his cute bunny smile :’) )
  • he got up to give you a kiss on your forehead which made some of the younger boys say “eww” 
  • you were seated in between daniel and jihoon on the cough while sungwoon, ong, jisung, and daehwi were battling against each other in Speedrunners, lots of screams and jumps from everyone as they anticipated who would be the last one standing as the screen started to close in more
  • “what do these buttons do??? i keep running into the boxes how do i slide under them???” jisung yelled and frantically looked back and forth at the tv and his controller
  • sungwoon was completely engrossed into the game and kept silent, occasionally saying “oh” if something happened to him
  • daehwi screamed alot, but somehow he did well in the game and got 1st place a couple times
  • ong owned the game so he was quite good at it and had a smug smirk on his face
  • he would boast a lot but there were a couple rounds where he was eliminated first and his ears would turn red and he would have that shy smile 
  • now it was another group’s turn to play
  • jisung handed his remote to you and scowled 
  • “these controllers are probably broken.. there’s no way that i could do THAT bad in games.” 
  • ong handed his controller to jihoon, sungwoon handed his to guanlin, and daehwi handed his to jinyoung
  • you were all giggling at the weird characters you were; guanlin’s being a man in a pink unicorn morphsuit, jihoon’s being a weird guy in a chicken suit, jinyoung’s being a guy in a shark suit, and yours being a guy with a giant ball with a star as a head
  • “my character reminds me of jihoon and woojin” guanlin laughed, being reminded of the 2park pink sausages
  • the game started and you were all fidgeting around, leaning against jihoon to interrupt his playing and immediately used your item on whoever was in front of you
  • “wow, y/n is really good at this!!” minhyun exclaimed, his mouth slightly opened as he admired your video game skills
  • daniel was all smiley, seeing you be super competitive as you played, looking back at you to see your focused face
  • in this round, jihoon was dead because your nudging actually stopped him from running and the screen that was closing in caught him 
  • he huffed as he died and glared at you as you continued to survive the round
  • a thought popped up in his head and he smiled mischievously 
  • she interrupted my playing so now i’ll get my revenge..” he thought and slowly raised his arms slightly, quickly diving his hands to where your waist was and started tickling you
  • you screamed and tried your best to keep your eyes on the screen and your hands on your controller
  • “YAH!! STO- HAHAHAH I SWEAR PARK JIHOON I’M GOING TO FIGHT YOU IF YOU DON’T STOP” you screamed desperately, your laughs progressively becoming wheezes and you were losing your breath from laughing too much
  • jihoon kept tickling you with a huge smile on his face, determined to make you lose this round 
  • you were jumping around in your spot, leaning from left to right and front to back, bumping into Daniel and Jihoon and kicking Jaehwan accidentally as you were being attacked
  • you still won the round and jihoon finally stopped tickling you as he saw the winner on the screen, a look of disappointment on his face. 
  • you were cheering, raising your arms up and giving a smug look at jihoon
  • “you thought i would lose to the likes of you? you must be crazy.” you teased and poked at jihoon’s arm multiple times, your face having a scrunched up smile
  • Daniel watched as the two of you bickered and forced out a couple of laughs, his usual bright smile only going up halfway 
  • for some reason he felt bothered about how touchy jihoon was being with you even it was just messing around
  • he tried not to let it bother him too much
  • nah he was really bothered by it anyways and put him into a bitter mood
  • after a couple rounds, you had to switch around for the others to get their turn
  • you turned to daniel, holding the controller in front of him to see if he wanted to play
  • when you looked at him, you knew something was wrong 
  • it was super obvious because he’s usually very smiley and giggly in this type of environment (especially with all of this competitiveness)
  • he looked down at the controller you held in front of him and shook his head, forcing a smile
  • your eyebrow twitched seeing that forced smile and handed it to jaehwan 
  • you leaned back into the couch and let out a huff, trying to figure out why daniel was in a bad mood
  • as the others started screaming again when the game started, you glanced over to daniel to see his expression
  • he basically looked bored but also pissed, his elbow on the couch armrest and his head leaning on his hand
  • you leaned towards him, grabbing his arm softly and resting your cheek on his shoulder
  • “daniel is something wrong?” you asked and looked up at him with your best puppy eyes
  • “it’s nothing y/n.” 
  • “are you bored? you’re usually laughing a lot more than this”
  • “i’m just a little tired. don’t worry about it”
  • he pat your head and looked forward again to watch them play
  • you knew there was definitely something wrong but he didn’t want to tell you
  • you stopped leaning on him and crossed your arms, letting out a quiet huff out of your nose and pouted
  • you figured you should enjoy yourself and continued to be hyped with the others
  • this continued for a couple hours, playing different fighting games until you all got tired 
  • everyone was leaving, but you and daniel stayed behind to help ong clean up a little
  • “such angels you two!!! helping me clean up~” ong said in a teasing voice, planting a soft punch on your arm as you were picking up trash
  • you smirked at his remarks and walked over to the trash can to dump all of the wrappers and empty snack bags in it 
  • “you should be glad we’re here to help instead of leaving like everyone else” you said and slapped his arm
  • daniel cleaned up silently and just watched you two 
  • you didn’t really notice his staring but you swore that you saw him glaring 
  • after you were done helping him clean, you and daniel headed out of his place, saying goodbye to ong
  • the car ride back to your place was weirdly silent, daniel’s expression still looking blank 
  • you looked down at your fiddling hands, still trying to figure out why his mood was still like this
  • throughout the whole ride, he didn’t look at you once even when the light was red
  • when you got into the apartment, daniel quickly headed off into the bedroom, leaving you behind as you were taking your shoes off at a slow pace since yelling and jumping around alot during the game time tired you out
  • you got super worried because he isn’t the type of person to be like this for so long
  • you walked towards the bedroom and glanced through the door where daniel had already changed and gotten into bed, his back turned away from the door
  • you changed into a oversized shirt and some shorts and quietly sat on the bed and looked at daniel 
  • “danielllll what’s wronggggggg” you whined and started to shake him softly
  • he quickly turned and pulled your arm, grabbing hold of your whole body, his hand pulling your head into his chest
  • you didn’t expect him to do that, your eyes widening but immediately relaxed at the warmth of his body and his scent
  • “are you gonna tell me what’s wrong?” you said and looked up at him (honestly all you could see was his chin because he pulled you in so close)
  • he groaned and tightened his grip around you, shoving his face closer to you
  • “daniel don’t be a baby.” 
  • your arms shuffled down and you started to tickle him, a huge smile on your face
  • you looked at his face to see if his expression changed since he was fidgeting around from your tickles
  • after like 2 seconds, his sleeping expression broke into laughter, his eyes creasing up 
  • you were happy to hear his laugh after so long (not even a full day lol) and you continued to tickle him until he pleaded for you to stop
  • “OK OK I’LL TALK PLEASE STOP” he said in between laughs and gasps
  • you stopped and scooted up to face him, your hands playing with his hair which was incredibly soft
  • “soooooo, what had you bothered all day, hm?” you asked looking straight into his eyes, giving him a smile
  • even under the dim light, you saw his ears turning red as he was thinking what to say
  • “well……” 
  • you nodded slowly when he started to hesitate
  • he bit his lip and sighed a little
  • “it’s really dumb….”
  • “oh? i won’t know if it is if you don’t tell me” 
  • “igotjealousbecauseyouwerebeingtouchywiththeotherguysidontknowwhyitbotheredme” 
  • you stared at him confused, trying to comprehend what his full sentence was
  • “ok the only thing i understood in that sentence was that you got jealous”
  • he laughed and dove his head into your neck
  • you could feel his face heating up, smiling at how cute he was when he got shy
  • “cmonnnnn tell me what you said. you said that way too fast.” you started rubbing the back of head, your other arm wrapped around his neck
  • “i got jealous of the other guys because you were being touchy with them”
  • it was muffled but you could at least understand what he said
  • you had a huge grin on your face, forgetting how much of a kid daniel can really be
  • “awwwwwww you were jealous? what do you have to be jealous of? we’re literally cuddling right now dummy.”
  • he lifted his head from your neck and pouted
  • being the sneak that you are, you started attack his face with kisses, making him laugh immediately
  • he was telling you to stop but not really bcuz he’s lovin these smooches
  • he then got up to topple over you (but was careful not to completely crush you) 
  • you started smacking his back for him to get up and kicked your legs 
  • he let you free after like a couple sec and flopped next to you giggling
  • you took a little bit to regain your breath and scooted closer to cuddle with daniel again
  • you end up bickering for a while before falling asleep bcuz your energy is drained plus it was nice n warm since you were snuggling

hi sorry i take forever this is a little rushed + unedited i hope you enjoyed it anyways :’)))

“I’m The Real Avenger”

Request:  Heyo! I just read “I can’t help falling in love” and loveeeed it! Any chance I could request a tom holland Peter Parker oneshot? I’m not picky about the details (though maybe an established relationship would be cute?). If you can, that’d be great! If not, no need to fret. Thanks love! ❤ -TF 

Pairing: Peter x Reader, Platonic!Bucky x Reader 

Summary: Peter decides him and his girlfriend are going to battle using nerf guns.

Warning: fluff

Word Count: 921

A/N: im so sorry this took so long. i still have four requests to do. this upcoming week shouldnt be as busy so i will get to writing. please leave feedback. let me know if you want to be on my taglist or have a request.

Originally posted by spiderster

Peter Parker was known around school as the nerdy little boy who had an obsession with digging electronic out of the trash. No one knew that he truly was the spider man. He was friends with Tony Stark and he took Captain Rogers off his feet during the battle in Germany. He tried to keep his identity a secret, but there were a few people who knew about his extra-curricular activities. One of them being Y/N Y/L/N, his girlfriend of almost one year.

They had known each other for a very long time. She was there for him when his parents died and she was there for when he lost Uncle Ben. She has been with him through everything and it just made sense that she was there for him during his time as Spider Man. She also knew everyone on the Avengers. Everyone was now living back at Stark Tower. Tony brought everyone in, including Team Cap.

Peter and Y/N hung out at the tower every day after school and sometimes they stayed the night over the weekends, in separate rooms of course. Tony was very protective of his Spiderling. They were known for being lovey dovey with each other. They were always holding hands or hugging. Y/N was just an affectionate person. She hugged every person on the team when she came to visit. Even Bucky let her hug him. She was just that cute and adorable. Everyone loved her.

This weekend they were both staying over at the tower. Everyone was out on a mission except Peter, Bucky, and Tony. Peter had the brilliant idea of starting a nerf gun battle. He had no idea what he was in for.

“Okay, here are the rules: one, you cannot use any of your special abilities. That means Tony cannot use his suit or Friday and Peter cannot where his little onesie and he can’t use his webs. Two, this is going to be played in teams. The first team to eliminate both players on the opposite team wins. Three, the winners get to ask anything of the losers. The teams are Peter and Tony, me and Bucky. Understood?” Y/N had a serious look on her face as she stared all the boys in the face. They knew she meant business.

“Got it, babe. Let’s go teams!” with that they split up.

They each went to their separate parts of the tower to build a plan of attack and ready themselves with the plethora of nerf guns kept in the tower. Y/N and Bucky were confident they could take out the father-son duo. The plan was for Bucky to take out Tony. He could take him down with a long-range nerf gun while Y/N was to go after Peter. She liked to up close and personal when she took him down. It was funny to see his face when he finally lost. She was not an Avenger, but she enjoyed the fake battles they put together. Bucky has been teaching her some of his special sneak attacks. They were good for pranking Peter.

They heard they alarm sound. The game had commenced. Bucky hoisted Y/N into the rafters so she could travel through the tower without being seen. Bucky quickly and quietly made his way to Tony’s lab. That was the place he always went to during games like these. His lab was very messy with a bunch of places to hide. Bucky knew he was going to have to draw him out somehow. He stayed on the stairs that led into the lab.

Meanwhile in the rafters…

Y/N was slowly making her way towards the training room. Peter`s favorite hiding place was his special wall in the room. It had nooks and crannies that he could practice using his webs on. She was planted directly over his wall. What she saw perplexed her.

He was wearing his suit! He broke the rules! She should’ve known that Peter and Tony wouldn’t follow their perfectly clear rules. She quickly put on the ear piece that Bucky had given her the previous nerf gun battle.

“Buck! Tony’s in one of his suits. Peter is wearing his! Look at the suits. He is definitely in one of them.”

“Thanks, kiddo. I think he is in Mark 42. I’m seeing movement in that one. Let’s get ‘em, Kid!”

With that Bucky shot and Mark 42 and Y/N dropped from the rafters directly on Peter`s wall. He shrieked like a little girl when he was her. She pulled put her machine gun-like nerf gun and starting shooting. Peter wasn’t fast enough. At the same time Peter got shot, FRIDAY blurted out,

“Mr. Stark has been eliminated from the nerf gun battle.” Seconds later the same message rang out using Peter`s name.

Peter was laying on the floor defeated with his mask pulled off of his face. He knew your punishment was going to be super embarrassing. He should’ve known that you were going to sneak up on him.

He saw her approaching from his peripheral vision with a shit-eating grin on her face.

“Looks like I’m the real avenger, Babe.” She leaned down do give him a soft kiss and she helped him up.

“I already have a punishment in mind. And I’m gonna love it!”

The Following Day…

The rest of the team had arrived just in time to see Peter dressed in a tight corset dancing to Rihanna’s “Umbrella.” He knew he was never going to cheat at a nerf gun battle again.

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Originally posted by kevinkeller


Total Drama is back and more diverse than ever! The season, named Total Drama Dundie, scheduled to air on Teletoon in January 2019, will consist of twenty-six episodes and an hour special. Julie Giles of Fresh TV has said this season is aimed towards the long-time fans, and aims to please new viewers - she believes this season will “return to its roots”, and meet the criticisms of fans, with secondary characters returning, and the inclusion of same-sex relationships to make the show really diverse.

“Originally, the show was going to be called Total Drama Diversity, commented Giles. “But by the time we made the logo, we saw a lot more demand for a ship of Duncan and Sadie, which fans dubbed ‘Dundie’. This got us really thinking about what the fans want, and since Total Drama Dundie shares the same initials as ‘Total Drama Diversity’, we just altered the logo ever so slightly. So in a sense, the logo, and the season, has many meanings,” she continued.

“Of course, we could not create a whole season just about Duncan and Sadie - they need a support cast. We logged onto our Tumblr and checked our messages - after scrolling through numerous ‘how did Dwayne and Junior meet?’ messages, we saw a demand for the inclusion of LGBT+ characters, and that’s when I had the genius idea to include gay relationships in the season. Of course, this is a controversial topic, so each gay couple only kisses once this season and in every country outside of North America and Canada, however, these kisses will be censored - this was the compromise we made with international broadcasters to ensure Total Drama Dundie can be seen worldwide. Of course, there will be plenty of kisses and exchanges between Duncan and Sadie to compensate!” Giles said.

Julie Giles generously offered her time for a Question and Answer about Total Drama’s sixth season.

Q. Where is Total Drama Dundie set?

A. A season with so much drama could only be set on the explosive island, Pahkitew island. Still damaged from the Total Drama Pahkitew Island finale, we will see some changes to the island - including two brand new massive statues, erected for Duncan and Sadie, to truly reflect the season.

Q. What is the season’s plot?

A. In the universe of Total Drama, the producers are being criticised by fans after Gwen and Courtney announce they had kissed and started a relationship in ‘Total Drama All-Stars’, following their fight in the seventh episode. Inspired by their courage, numerous campers from Total Drama announce their homosexual experiences on-season, which never made it to TV, despite the heterosexual moments being heavily prominent in the series. The fans insist they’re homophobic, not realising how controversial a kiss between two girls really is. To prove how controversial it is, Chris McLean, the show’s host, pitches a brand new season - consisting of only gay couples. However, fans then criticise him for the blatant heterophobia. Therefore, the Total Drama producers set up a poll on which heterosexual couple they would like to see return for another season of Total Drama. Duncan and Sadie, who became prominent in the media following Duncan’s release from jail, top the polls and qualify for the sixth season. Joining them are his ex girlfriends turned lovers Gwen and Courtney, Gwen’s other ex boyfriend and Total Drama hunk Justin, reality TV pros Noah and Owen, E-Scope members Eva and Izzy, failed athlete Tyler and Alejandro’s brother Jose.

Q. What can you tell us about Duncan and Sadie?

A. Chris bailed Duncan out of jail so he could return as a potential helper for the Total Drama All-Stars finale. Stuck in a balloon, Duncan drifted away - all the way to Toronto, when his balloon burst over Sadie’s garden. She was making out with her now ex-girlfriend, Katie. Sadie questions Duncan on his time in prison, why he’s out of prison, and their time on the canoe during Total Drama Island. Duncan falls in love with Sadie, but does Sadie reciprocate? Or is she just using him to make a comeback on Total Drama? We’ll find out in the sixth season.

Q. Can we expect a cameo of Katie?

A. Maybe more than a cameo. Do you really think she takes lightly to her lover using a boy to get camera-time? Absolutely not! We’ll allow Sadie and Duncan to develop until episode thirteen, when you can expect an explosive return from Katie - and she won’t be alone…

Q. Who will accompany Katie in her return?

A. Katie is not the only one furious with the casting of the season. Being the lowest ranking Total Drama Island camper (even below Ezekiel, due to his return in Total Drama World Tour, Total Drama’s third season), she truly believes she should be returning for a comeback. However, even the highest ranking contestants believe they should be in the next season - including Queen Bee Heather and boyfriend Alejandro! The two heterosexuals sue Total Drama after discovering they topped the Best Heterosexual couple poll and Chris rigged it for a Duncan and Sadie win, for reasons we will discover in the shocking finale. But are they really heterosexual? The return of the dynamic duo will come with the revelations that Heather and Courtney were ‘friends with benefits’ in Total Drama’s second season, Total Drama Action, following Heather’s attempt to steal Courtney’s hair. Alejandro spills all on experimenting with his sexuality with with Owen, Tyler, Noah, and Duncan in First Class on Total Drama World Tour, and insists his brother, Jose, is using Tyler as a way to get to him. Is he right with his predictions? How will he react with the tension? And what does this mean for Aleheather?

Q. We cannot ignore that contestants have shared heterosexual relationships - namely Gwen with Trent and Duncan. Will these relationships be acknowledged?

A. Absolutely - in fact, we will be addressing this later today (Friday 4th August 2017) in a special video focusing on Gwen’s relationships with Trent and Duncan, dubbed ‘Gwent’ and ‘Gwuncan’ respectfully, on the official Total Drama YouTube channel. Stay tuned!

Q. What can you tell us about the gay couples?

A. As previously mentioned, Gwen and Courtney hooked up during Total Drama All-Stars, resulting in their relationship. Eva and Izzy became major LGBT icons following their campaigns as Team E-Scope. Initially, they started to support their gay friend and fellow Team E-Scope member Noah, who hooked up with Owen on a dating TV show they did together in which homosexual acts were not censored, but once Noah and his boyfriend Owen went onto the Ridonculous Race, they started to campaign together and became closer and closer, before realising their love for each other. 

Trent and Justin always had an awkward friendship - that much was apparent in Total Drama Action. After complimenting Justin’s good looks when selecting him for his team, the Killer Grips, Trent was confronted by Justin, and was asked if he was gay. Trent revealed he was bisexual, and in response, Justin came out as gay. They both mentioned they never kissed a guy before, and consequently, they shared a kiss alone in their trailer. After a passionate night of kissing, Justin says he fakes being heterosexual as homosexual models are paid less than heterosexual models, and begged Trent to not reveal his secret. Trent assured him he wouldn’t, and noticing Gwen and Duncan’s possible relationship, began an official relationship with Justin, which only became public a month prior to the season airing after Justin developed a scar on his ankle, ruining his model career for life, and therefore found no use in hiding his love for Trent. This will be revealed during a catch-up conversation shared between Justin and Sadie. 

Jose really is the odd one out this season - he is the only contestant who was not originally a camper in any season, only briefly appearing in Total Drama All-Stars. As he was the only one who saw Gwen and Courtney hook up while briefly on Camp Wawanakwa, Chris selected him, making him the only new contestant. Tyler came to Alejandro for comfort after Lindsay and Beth came out as lesbians, but only found a robot and Jose at the Burromuerto household door. Jose comforted Tyler, and a kiss led to a relationship between the two. Their popularity rivals Alejandro and Heather’s in the media, and Jose applied, hoping to win and best his brother following his humiliating defeat during Suckers Punched. But is Tyler aware of Jose’s true intentions? All will be revealed…

Q. You just revealed Lindsay is a lesbian and therefore qualified for Season 6. Lindsay is a massive fan favorite. Why has she not returned? Especially when there could be drama between her and Tyler?

A. Lindsay and Beth are now living in France and Chris cannot find a way to contact them.

Q. How will eliminations occur? Will each couple act as one contestant?

A. Even though they are partnered up, each contestant will be individual. As in, Owen will be eliminated, but Noah will not. (That’s the first elimination of the season!)

Q. Can we expect any cameos?

A. Ezekiel will appear in the background of each episode with his new boyfriend Shaun! Also Dave’s skeletal remains will be scattered around the island - keep an eye out for them!

Q. Love triangles are a major part of Total Drama. Can we expect any this season?

A. Absolutely! Katie, Sadie, and Duncan will have one, obviously. Chris and Chef are revealed to be in a relationship mid-season, but how will Chris’ ex, Larry, react? Drama ensues when Larry’s rage has long-lasting consequences on the Total Drama franchise. Their child will also return, more grown up.

Q. Arguably, the first diverse relationship was Bruno and Blaineley. What are they up to now?

A. Funny you should mention that. Let’s just say that not everyone will survive Total Drama Dundie, and our seventh series, Total Drama Bridgepole, will be hosted by Blaineley, while Bruno acts as Chef.

Q. Total Drama Bridgepole? What can you tell us about this seventh season?

A. Please only ask questions about Total Drama Dundie.

Q. Okay okay. How diverse really is Total Drama Dundie? Does the diversity stop at LGBT representation?

A. Not at all. Goth oppression is becoming more of a problem in society, and we did not shy from tackling this issue in the sixth season. Goth icon Gwen will guide a fellow camper as they discover they are goth, hopefully inspiring more of our viewers to be proud about being goth.

Total Drama Dundie is set to air on Friday 25th January 2019 with a special two-part premiere. An episode will air each week. With a seventh series to follow, it seems Total Drama will be here for a long time to come.