first because it's hilarious

anonymous asked:

Honestly if pyro turns out to be anything other than a sentient giant balloonicorn I'm gonna be low key disappointed

Now that is a truly magical headcanon I could believe in.

have i mentioned lately that i love krysta rodriguez and would do anything for her

Out of context screenshots are hilarious. Just sayin’.

Bubblegum… 

From Five to Nine…

The Secret Message… 

Dance With Devils…

Fated to Love You…

Oh My Venus…

Reply 1988…

Cheer Up!

Because It’s the First Time… 

title: Mine Now

author: aclosetlarryshipper

word count: 32k

After Harry is expelled from private school, he joins a secret competition to get back at the boy who made it happen.

~or~

This is the story of how Harry finds himself pouting in Louis’ passenger seat with a raging boner on the way to seduce his ex boyfriend.

Why the fuck is everyone still pissing about Z/evran not being immediately able to pick locks when you recruit him?? L/eliana can’t stealth when you first recruit her, which is another basic rogue trait, he just doesn’t have points in the skill now kindly fuck off

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Lana on her favorite scene, the prison scene with Robert Carlyle in ‘The thing you love most’. (x)

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Benedict in the recent BBC Timeshift documentary explaining how Jeremy Brett’s version of Holmes could go from a hawk to an owl to a hawk again. Or something. To be honest I was a bit distracted by giggling at his face.

anonymous asked:

how many of the prompt have you written? and are you still writing them?

TOO MANY, that’s how many. I have another seven in my inbox.

“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

“Have I entered an alternate universe or (…)” (Ziall)

“You fainted… straight into my arms. (…)”

“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had.”

“Hey, have you seen the - oh.”

“Please, don’t leave.”

“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”

“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”

“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”

“Well this is awkward…”

“Marry me?”

“You lied to me.”

Writer’s preference/”We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm…”

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”

“You did all of this for me?”

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i usually dont go for the ships where there’s animosity at first but i fuckin love it with korrasami because now its just goddamn hilarious to look back at book one. oh u dont like makos new gf korra? too bad! not only will you NEVER get rid of her, ur also gonna fall in love with her and get married and have five kids and a cat! JOKE’S ON U, AVATAR!